Paul Provenza
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OFFICIAL! Comedian/actor; Director, @ARISTOCRATSfilm ; Host @GreenRoomWithPP ; coauthor @SATIRISTAS ; Prod, @SETLISTSHOW All are welcome here. Amuse me!
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"Politicians and diapers must be changed often. And for the same reason."
-- Mark Twain
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Donut shop puts a
#MitchHedberg
tribute on their receipts:
http://t.co/Qb74HxW8ng
(via
@funnyordie
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I had no idea, at the time, how revealing about America ‘The Jerry Springer Show’ actually was.
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Thank you
@SachaBaronCohen
(and
#Borat
) for feeding
@sagaftra
members on strike today at WB! Generous with both the food and the laughs (zoom in on the menu)!
#SagAftraStrong
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#RIPBobSaget
Farewell to one of my oldest, nicest, most generous, most hilarious friends.
I am beside myself with sadness and shock.
Love and strength to his family and friends.
There are no words.
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Turns out the whole pandemic was all for profit by Big Urine
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Now shit’s gettin’ interesting:
"We found that the virus affects the blood vessels that supply the penis, causing erectile dysfunction. The blood vessels themselves malfunction and are not able to provide enough blood to enter the penis for an erection."
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There are no words. I love Richard Lewis. He was an amazing, singular comedy genius. He was a warm, kind gentle human being. I am honored and grateful to have had his friendship. I will always love Richard Lewis.
Richard Lewis, the stand-up comedian who also starred alongside Larry David in “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” has died. He was 76.
Lewis announced last April he had been diagnosed with Parkinson’s disease and was retiring from stand-up comedy.
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When
#MartinSheen
was president, he never let his son
#CharlieSheen
anywhere near the
#WhiteHouse
. Just sayin'.
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I think Trump not getting an Emmy might be kinda like Hitler not getting into art school.
#debate
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"...so I'm putting him in my cabinet and naming him HUD Secretary."
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To everyone who doesn’t want to vaccinate because you ‘don’t t know what’s in it’… when’s the last time you read any Terms & Conditions?
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#RIPJudyTenuta
A dear old friend and an absolutely unique, hilarious lady.
One of the most original comedians of our generation. And a lovely, kind human being.
Love to her family and loved ones.
Judy Tenuta, 'Goddess of Love' comedian, dies at 72
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I think what we really need is much more "extreme vetting" for candidates for the office of President of the United States.
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Mike Johnson looks like the ventriloquist went to take a leak and just left the dummy there on the chair
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Born in the post WWII baby boom, I really thought I’d be long gone by the time Nazis were an actual thing again.
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#RIPGilbertGottfried
TOO FUCKING SOON.
A true comic genius.
And a dear old friend who never failed to make me laugh in the darkest of times.
Man, do I need him now.
Love and strength to his family and loved ones.
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I hope this is the picture that ends up on the kids meal presidents placemats.
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Fuck your fairy tale bible and whatever your particular imaginary sky friend.
Believe what you want all you want no matter how irrational or childish, but you ain’t taking over America just because you believe your racist violent Superghost wants you to.
Fuck that bullshit.
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#RIPTommySmothers
It was a joy & an honor to call you a friend.
A true comedy great & a kind, caring human.
And goddammit you were funny as all hell.
Thanks for generously being part of
@AristocratsFilm
,
@GreenRoomWithPP
AND
@Satiristas
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Clean Coal.
Brought to you by people that named The PeaceKeeper missile.
#Debate
#PresidentialDebate
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#RIPSeanRouse
One of the great, real artists in comedy. He made the darkness palpable even as he made it funny beyond comprehension of mere mortals.
I suspect he is now, finally, in his comfort zone.
And the art form has lost a true iconoclastic beacon.
Seek out his work.
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Nine un-elected, lifetime appointed individuals deciding what rights 350 million people should have doesn’t feel much like democracy.
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Anyone who thinks Michaelangelo’s David is porn needs to watch more porn.
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Deeply saddened to hear of the death of an old, hilarious friend,
@KevinMeaney
. A good man and a brilliantly funny comic.
#RIPKevinMeaney
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Not a day goes by that I don’t miss
#GeorgeCarlin
being on this earth.
“It saddens me to think there are some younger readers who might not be aware of Carlin or the genius of his subversive and influential comedy.”
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#GilbertGottfried
has written and either thrown away or forgotten more material than any comedian I’ve ever known. It never stopped pouring out of him.
He was truly a genius.
Singular in every way.
A childlike innocent, but with a dark streak a mile wide.
I loved the wacko.
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#RIPNormMacDonald
One of the most unique comics ever.
One of the nicest and kindest people I’ve known in comedy.
This is a huge loss. He will be greatly missed.
All strength and sympathy to his loved ones.
A very sad day.
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"It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor." -Max Eastman, journalist & poet (1883-1969)
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Goddammit, America. You can't even choose the wrong candidate right.
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I just got a cold call asking if I’d like to be National Security Advisor.
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Will SOMEONE please ask "How is it even possible to go bankrupt with a casino?"
#PresidentialDebate
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I think we need younger people in government just so when they testify they may actually be able to remember some shit.
#SessionsHearing
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Please let
@Netflix
know you'd like to see
@greenroomWithPP
on their service! That's the only way we'll get it over the top.
@PaulProvenza
Hey man,hope you're keeping well✌.
I was wondering if there was a chance of getting The Greenroom episodes on Netflix?
Also,there is a lotta comedy on Netflix, have you approached them about starting a new greenroom series?
#Netflix
#BestIdeaEver
✌✌✌
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You know I think we may actually get to see the pee tape after all.
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Proud to have been one of the many contributors to this profound and meaningful project. Thank you
@JuddApatow
@mbonfiglio2000
@kelly_carlin
for having me in this amazing look at an amazing artist’s journey.
HBO's 'George Carlin's American Dream': TV Review - The Hollywood Reporter
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#RIPLouieAnderson
The world has lost another kind, generous, soulful, funny, funny human.
His warmth and authenticity radiated from every pore. His compassion was evident in everything he was a part of.
And he was funny as hell the whole time.
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How long before Cosby is booked for a fundraiser at Mar-A-Lago?
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Women photographed "while an unseen accomplice below the table attempts to bring the woman to orgasm"
http://t.co/z3C86I36vm
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I’m really worried about that caravan invading at our border.
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#RIPBrodyStevens
Though there was such a darkness in him, he still brightened every room he was in. He could peer into your soul and say exactly what you didn't even know you needed to hear.
Gone too soon. We've had too little time to enjoy his friendship.
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W
@DougStanhope
,
@bingobingaman
at screening of Doug's AMAZING
@SeesoTV
special
#NoPlaceLikeHome
(Photo
@troyconrad
)
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We are so fucking great again, I can’t fucking take it anymore.
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Guns are a fetish for the Christian Right because it’s all about the holy war they are preparing for, in Christ’s name, to make America a Christian white nationalist country. That’s why there is no reasoning with the right. It’s god’s will.
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My heart aches.
#RIP
@GarryShandling
.
You were simply a gift and an inspiration and friend to so many.
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I've been talking bout this onstage for decades and no one cared, aside from occasional angry complaints about my having an anti-
#Catholic
/
#Christian
bias.
The Church is/has been the world's largest, government-protected global pedophilia ring for forever. Fuck their bullshit.
However bad you thought the corruption among Catholic clergy and bishops was, the reality is much worse.
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Farewell, brilliant
@Taylor_Negron
. One of the most beautiful human beings I have ever known. My heart aches.
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My retirement plan is just a huge asteroid striking the earth as soon as possible
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Hey, half of America: How did simple human compassion become a sign of weakness, un-American and unfair to the more fortunate?
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I refuse to accept "conversate" as a word. I was way too soft on "commentate" and look what's happened.
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Please Donald please oh please say you respect her pussy please oh please
#Debate
#PresidentialDebate
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Okay so now we can finally ask... what the fuck was THAT, America?
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Happy new year and all, but… Dino would appreciate it if you stopped with all the fucking fireworks.
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I hope some of the Central Park 5 get to sit on his jury.
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Oh well... Another day, another end-of-the-world prediction that doesn't pan out.
http://t.co/Xpkc6ZjsRp
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Man
@robinince
&
@ProfBrianCox
make science funny and sexy. Not necessarily in that order.
@MonkeyCageLive
http://t.co/haTRg2Ib2T
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If you read
@realDonaldTrump
's Twitter feed out loud, it sounds like every cab driver you've ever had who decided to talk politics for the whole ride.
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I and
@pennjillette
are so honored to have revealed the true hilarity of
#BobSaget
to the world, and to have had him present it with such abandon.
We love you Bob. Thanks for all the laughs.
#RIPBobSaget
Bob Saget changed his legacy forever with an unexpected and memorable turn in the 2005 documentary The Aristocrats.
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How the fuck this ridiculous country ever eradicated smallpox is beyond me.
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The longer we wait, the worse it's going to get. Let's cut to the chase already.
#GeneralStrike
America needs a general strike demanding Trump resign immediately.
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This seems like a good time to remind everyone that it’s “should’ve” not “should of”
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Congratulations to
@kelly_carlin
@JuddApatow
@mbonfiglio2000
and all involved with making the beautiful “George Carlin’s American Dream” !!
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Being mocked by
#DonRickles
while shooting
@AristocratsFilm
is an honor I will forever cherish.
#RIPDonRickles
. He was fearless & hilarious
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Advice to anyone in New York the next time Trump visits the city:
STAY OFF 5TH AVENUE!
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#IfIOnlyHad24HoursIWould
probably waste it on something stupid like some dopey hashtag that's trending on Twitter.
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