Dearest drunken
@DougStanhope
,
I am asking for a divorce after 17 yrs, so I can get on the stand and tell the planet how goddamn brilliant you have been and always will be to me. Oops, we were never dumb enough to get married… Happy Grumpy!
Once again, I must send my unfeigned gratitude to all those sending fan mail, gifts, and art work from all over the world. Your unending support and love moves me into tomorrow and goes down better than medication.
First kiss out of the coma, at the hospital after I learned to walk again. Best smooch ever! That
@DougStanhope
... You continue to keep me upright and tickled turquoise!
Back to grazing at the wall. I stopped checking for monsters under the bed... the satyr is me back in quarantine, and I’m ok with that. These goat feet will get a kick out of hoofing it at home for another spell!
@DougStanhope
The Audible version of my book "Let Me Out: A Madhouse Diary" is now available at for people like me who aren't much for reading. Much thanks to all of you and your overwhelming support. It means the world to me!
My big break... out of quarantine and onto The Doug Stanhope Podcast!
The privilege of having plenty of rope is being myself without anyone’s permission being rubber stamped on my wrist for admission to Mushroomland. Yes! Enjoy the show!
1-1. Fly damnit, fly... why can’t I fly? “I am a cage, in search of a bird?” Is it trite of me to think, maybe my mind IS the cage, and perhaps I am looking for a bird? A gilded cage. Am I frenzied to get in or frenzied to get out? What are these feathers for?
I am simply tickled turquoise to open my doors for all who would like to experience remedial imagination under the wing of the walls. Come play at “Bingo’s Quiet House!”
@DougStanhope
Look out, Bisbee… I have combined my two bands for a night out on the Gulch in Old B; Randolph, Tracey, and Chaille of Chaille Ukulele will be joining Vodka Juicebox on stage at The Quarry, Friday July 23rd at 7:00 PM!
@DougStanhope
Whatta you buy your mom for her 75th birthday? You make her a Squatty Potty with little plastic unicorns glued all over it, because
@DougStanhope
bought her a first class plane ticket to come celebrate and drink with him! You are more than magic, my Ma! Happy Birthday!
This is “Let Me Out,” another song off my album, “Are You Amused.” It’s my best seven minute description of what it’s like being locked up in a mental institution. Much love to those inside!