Scott Capurro
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My type and remember I’m homophobic.
#coma
@UnleashedComedy
@Backyard_Comedy
@GBNEWS
@FoxNews
@AliceRadio
@Gutfeldfox
@punchlinesf
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@andrewdoyle_com
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Apparently I’m homophobic.
#hatecrime
#opps
@UnleashedComedy
@theintercomedy
@andrewdoyle_com
@AliceRadio
@sarahandvinnie
@topsecretcomedy
#viralvideo
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Ok so I’ve got a free night in Dublin. The club didn’t feel safe.
#comedy
#hahahamas
@UnleashedComedy
@comedydublin
#oops
@theintercomedy
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Protests to a very recent show in which I took part with
@UnleashedComedy
because apparently I’m homophobic, which is in turn a homophobic response to my work. Downward spiral….
@Backyard_Comedy
@andrewdoyle_com
@AcmeComedyCo
@CressidaWetton
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Airport bound before those angry in Ireland voice any more of their sometimes incoherent insults. Arrived for laughs, made fun of Hamas, am leaving a Nazi Stasi. Change is good? Hm. Xoxo
@UnleashedComedy
@andrewdoyle_com
@RoisinDubhComed
@AcmeComedyCo
@LaughterLounge
#hahahamas
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Can’t wait to delve into this: JK Rowling's new thriller takes No 1 spot amid transphobia row
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My hate crime of homophobia explained…
@UnleashedComedy
@andrewdoyle_com
@AliceRadio
@comedystoreuk
@LaughterLounge
@punchlinesf
@AcmeComedyCo
@RoisinDubhComed
@ComedyCentralUK
@Gutfeldfox
@FoxNews
#QueenOfTearsEp15
#homophobie
#ouch
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@ianpaisleymp
yesterday and now this??
@Nigel_Farage
showed up for a free instant coffee and wandered onto set. Whats he like? The fun continues...
@5WrightStuff
#BGT
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Baby eater. Zionist Whore. Famine Causer. Those I can handle, but receding hairline?? FUXX OFF.
@UnleashedComedy
@LaughterLounge
@comedystoreuk
#Zionism
#Palestine
#whitechapel
#Hamas
#hairline
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Ceasefire won’t work - look at Ireland.
#CEASEFIRE_NOW
#Children
@UnleashedComedy
@comedystoreuk
@ComedyCB
@AliceRadio
@sarahandvinnie
@ComedyCentralUK
@andrewdoyle_com
#hahahamas
#PalestineFree
#Israel
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Brilliant man. See you again soon I hope.
@Matthew_Wright
As we reach the end of an era, Matthew says farewell to all of his viewers who've watched him over the last 18 years.
@Matthew_Wright
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@Channel5_tv
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#wrightstuff
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Warned in Dublin to not go near my Palestine material. And then…oops. Why can’t I be nice?
#IrishTwitter
#Dublin
#victimy
@theintercomedy
@comedydublin
@UnleashedComedy
@AcmeComedyCo
@LaughterLounge
@AliceRadio
@FoxNews
@sarahandvinnie
#canttakeajoke
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@RealJSadowitz
You’re brilliant - and well done on the cancelation. Now you can sue the venue and maybe make some money at the Fringe.
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Last night, a mature woman in striped silk trousers that did nothing for her shape stormed the green room and yelled “We were all so offended. And on gay pride weekend!”
“But he’s gay,” revealed the club manager.
“No he’s not.”
Double vodka please.
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Backstage at
@UnleashedComedy
such a dynamite crowd!
@andrewdoyle_com
@mrTonyLaw
@JoshHowie
@Backyard_Comedy
#hahahamas
#RamadanMakesMeHungry
#SineadOConnor
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Sold out. And walked 11. Apparently you canny please everyone...who’s a cunt. IVE STILL GOT IT!!
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Was just pulled from
@LaughterLounge
tonight so if you’re going along to see me - all 2 of you - know I’m not on.
#comedyaintpretty
@UnleashedComedy
@andrewdoyle_com
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Ok so tonight
@LaughterLounge
am slamming
#Hamas
- let’s see which victims survive.
@UnleashedComedy
@ComedyCB
@AcmeComedyCo
@theintercomedy
@AliceRadio
@sarahandvinnie
@irishcomedynews
#Israel
#Palestine
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Sinéad O’Connor never stood a chance.
#Palestine
#Israel
#JokesOnMe
@UnleashedComedy
@theintercomedy
@RoisinDubhComed
@galwaycomedy
@ComedyCentralUK
@londonisfunny
#yanksplaining
#yankowning
#CEASEFIRE_NOW
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Maybe the Bitch is horny?
Imagine having such a bleak view of humanity that you interpret this sign as a call for sexual harassment.
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Brilliant
@andrewdoyle_com
with friends like him, who needs to research complicated subject matter?
Why do so many gay people feel that Stonewall no longer represents them?
My thoughts from tonight’s episode of Free Speech Nation…
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Hey Ricky, how about we do a sitcom where we escape back to the 90s when comedians could say what they liked, but hecklers find us and try but fail to stop the show. LMK.
@rickygervais
@StephenMerchant
#hahahamas
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Husbear advising me about my homophobia.
#BBC
#helpinghand
@UnleashedComedy
@AcmeComedyCo
@RoisinDubhComed
#heartattack
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Someone had to!
“With all that money Theresa May gave the DUP, when is your parliament going to work? When is it going to start functioning?”
Scott Capurro asks the million-dollar question...
@scottcapurro
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@ianpaisleymp
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@ClaudiaLizaTV
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#wrightstuff
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@andrewdoyle_com
rocking the “What is a woman” hysteria on
@GBNEWS
Why do politicians find it so difficult to define the word “woman”?
My opening monologue from tonight’s episode of Free Speech Nation…
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Last night in Dublin for an accused child killing Zionist - who knew?
@AliceRadio
@andrewdoyle_com
@UnleashedComedy
#justajoke
#hahahamas
#madness
#ireland
#israel
#palestine
#boohoo
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Great interview with our friend - good luck Mr. Wright! Matthew Wright: 'I should have left The Wright Stuff sooner' via
@thismorning
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Hate Bill in Scotland? Why when they’ve hated each other for centuries?
@UnleashedComedy
@StandComedyClub
@ComedyCentral
#hahaha
#cunts
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Hey
@BBCNews
I think we’d all agree she got it right the first time. Well done
#VictoriaDerbyshire
for “accidentally” swearing when saying Jeremy Hunt – video
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Haven't seen this sort of racism since yesterday, but then that's modern Britain for ya. Thanks
@BBCnews
for letting the world know that
@BrexitParty
is at it again, and this time Ann Widdecombe likens Brexit to emancipation of slaves
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Hamas jokes are me “punching down”? Wtf 😳
#hahahamas
#Hampstead
#Palestine
#Israel
#JustAJoke
#DublinComedy
#haha
#punchingbelow
@UnleashedComedy
@AcmeComedyCo
@theintercomedy
@RoisinDubhComed
@crossmylaff
@ComedyCellarUSA
@FoxNews
@AliceRadio
@LaughterLounge
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'For a mythical creature that we've never spoken to, it's very hard to ascertain exactly what his or her opinions are'
The Free Speech Nation react to pupils in Scotland being told the Loch Ness Monster reinforces negative stereotypes.
🖥 GB News YouTube
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With the loverly
@andrewdoyle_com
and
@ChrisWillx
discussing of all peeps Babs Streisand on
@GBNEWS
Free Speech Nation!
@BBCNews
@UnleashedComedy
@AliceRadio
@topsecretcomedy
@comedystoreuk
@freewheelbrew
@RoisinDubhComed
@BBCRadio4
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4 audience members were offended. They walked out.
@scottcapurro
’s response is hilarious!
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Oops I’ve been fingered!
@UnleashedComedy
@StandComedyClub
@AcmeComedyCo
@ComedyCentralUK
@ComedyCentral
@andrewdoyle_com
@punchlinesf
@PunchLineSac
@AliceRadio
@Gutfeldfox
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Last night with
@UnleashedComedy
at the
@Backyard_Comedy
in London. Such a pleasure to chat with that crowd.
@andrewdoyle_com
books a dynamite show.
@AliceRadio
@sarahandvinnie
@FoxNews
@GBNEWS
@Gutfeldfox
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Sean Lock, you were brilliant on stage and faster in the pool. An inspiration who will be hugely missed.
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Am STILL having separation anxiety!
@5WrightStuff
@Matthew_Wright
come back!!!
It's been a historical week on the Wright Stuff, with
@Matthew_Wright
saying goodbye on Thursday.
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Having so much fun on
@GBNEWS
with
@TheSimonEvans
and
@LeoKearse
‘Headliners’ is the show title. Watch every night at 11 pm.
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Panel show pilot ep! Stay tuned…
@GBNEWS
@andrewdoyle_com
@nickdixoncomic
@dianespencerfun
and the missing
@LeoKearse
who went for a pee.
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Free Palestine? Too late. I want Palestine Prime, £8.99 but slow delivery.
@LaughterLounge
@punchlinesf
@AliceRadio
@UnleashedComedy
@comedystoreuk
@theintercomedy
#seeyoutonight
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Passed out on the train from Berwick. Such an attractive sight.
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Matthew’s adorable baby bursts into tears when he suggests a bonding trip with just the two of them. Ah the struggle of family life already begins.
@Matthew_Wright
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@JeremyVineOn5
@theJeremyVine
@thecarolemalone
Terry is right. Which trade deals? And how? With whom? Argh...it's all over.
@JeremyVineOn5
should prod.
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In
#Brighton
, at late show, was verbally harrassed, hissed, told ‘No!’ and walked an angry few. I’VE STILL GOT IT.
#thriveat55
#noexcusesgenes
#comedy
#hahaha
#cheapshowsforcheapcunts
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LGBTs won’t let me go! Watch the rest of this if you can be bothered on my YouTube.
#SundayMorning
#Yogay
#Edinburgh
@UnleashedComedy
@comedystoreuk
@andrewdoyle_com
@AllianceLGB
@theintercomedy
@ComedyCB
@crossmylaff
@AliceRadio
@sarahandvinnie
@ComedyCB
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A bit of envelope pushing on
@GBNEWS
with the brilliant
@andrewdoyle_com
and
@jojosutherland
@UnleashedComedy
@AliceRadio
@topsecretcomedy
@ComedyCB
@sarahandvinnie
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See you tonight in London at
@UnleashedComedy
for a cheeky 5 mins re
@SineadOConnor
and the thin skinned Irish response - can’t wait!
@theintercomedy
@RoisinDubhComed
@andrewdoyle_com
😜😎🤓
@AliceRadio
@ComedyIreland
#sin
éad
#LoL
#comedygold
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7 more cunts sacrificed their twitter experience with moi to bathe in the after death glow of a bouffanted Satan. Enjoy the flames infidels!
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Hung parliament? I’m more interested in that beefy lectern arranger at No. 10. Thanks for the go-to
@BBCNews
👍🌈💕
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Am so pleased that In the month that is my 25th anniversary of working the UK comedy circuit I’ve been nominated by
@chortle
for Best Club Comic. Am also honored to be joined by such fierce competition. Vote now if you like:
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Missing
@Matthew_Wright
already! See you today on
@5WrightStuff
cuz the show must go on....
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Born in the wrong body, maybe - fascinating thank you
@andrewdoyle_com
and Free Speech Nation on
@GBNEWS
. However not my issue. I was born in the wrong family. Help NHS!
@AliceRadio
@FoxNews
@Gutfeldfox
@greggutfeld
@sarahandvinnie
@HealthDetectv
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Amaze lady
@Gillian_Philip
Writer
@Gillian_Philip
added
#IStandwithJKRowling
to her Twitter bio. That provoked a mob to demand her publisher and agent fire her, which they did, just one month after her husband died. Please help Gillian take them to court to defend her free speech:
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If we
#Leave
, let’s just leave our jackets on the backs of chairs. They’ll have to let us back in!
It's impossible to be upset by what Donald Tusk said unless you are one of the stupid idiots he's talking about
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Suicidal lunatics.
#ifonly
#النصر_الخليج
#BBC
#yikes
@UnleashedComedy
@theintercomedy
@RoisinDubhComed
@andrewdoyle_com
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In 12 months time:
“Whatever happened to Wayne Baptiste?”
“It’s Dane.”
“Oh right…well?”
“He became a Life Coach.”
“Makes sense.”
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Hifi in Leeds rocked last night. Thank you Andy and
@UnleashedComedy
for a chance to defy the train strike.
@RMTunion
will not silence comedy. “What do we want?”
“Jokes!”
“When do we want them?”
“After we’ve had a couple.”
Fair enough innit.
@joshxhowie
@AndyShaw1
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Re: Malmo protests. Wtf happened to Swedish neutrality?
@GretaThunberg
has wrecked that country.
@Sweden
@AliceRadio
@UnleashedComedy
@Backyard_Comedy
@ComedyCellarUSA
@Gutfeldfox
@FoxNews
#Malmo
#eurovision2024
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Returning to Dublin! With
@UnleashedComedy
and funny peeps. Can’t wait.
@andrewdoyle_com
@SineadOConnor
@AliceRadio
@theintercomedy
@RoisinDubhComed
@Israel
#Hamas
#HamasISIS
#HamasisISIS
#HamasNazis
#HamasRapists
@comedytowatch
@comedydublin
#hahahamas
#CEASEFIRE_NOW
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“Never Again” except now. Recent clip. ENJOI!
#Holocaust
#Gaza
#Israel
@UnleashedComedy
@Backyard_Comedy
@andrewdoyle_com
@comedystoreuk
@AliceRadio
@sarahandvinnie
#hahaha
#EclipseSolar2024
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Lovely working with you. Thanks for staying sane!
@5WrightStuff
What a show. Knew there would be fireworks.
@5WrightStuff
@theannediamond
@scottcapurro
@MartinDaubney
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At tonight’s gig, adorable bartender whispered I was the best act he’d seen in his two years working there. I said thank you, then he disappeared and on the train home I realized he might’ve said ‘worst’. That’s how fragile my ego is.
#highmaintenancequeen
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Backstage or whatever
@GBNEWS
with Headliners 11 pm yay!
@TheSimonEvans
@mrstevenallen
@UnleashedComedy
@ComedyCentral
@andrewdoyle_com
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You can have me anytime
@Matthew_Wright
- am at your disposal, totally open. Too needy?
#awkwardonasunday
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Protesters at NYU
Interviewer: Why are you protesting?
Protesters: I don’t know
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Too true, thank you
@Matthew_Wright
xoxo
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Add to that a genocidal maniac. One for the poster obvs.
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Comedy Unleashed November 14 2023. So much trust between audience and performer. Lovely night.
@UnleashedComedy
@sarahandvinnie
@FoxNews
@Gutfeldfox
@comedystoreuk
#russellbrand
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Irish postman don’t wanna handle a Jewish letter cuz they might, I dunno, think clearly for a change? See the full clip on my YouTube
@Scottcapurro
babes.
@UnleashedComedy
@AcmeComedyCo
@theintercomedy
@CatLaughsComedy
@LaughterLounge
#Israel
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A source of joy and a wonderfully kind man has passed. Robin was an inspiration to comics, like myself, and incredibly generous. Sad day.
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RIP
#BarbaraWindsor
, a genius who'll leave a gaping hole. Oh, Matron!
#brilliant
#lovelylady
#Respect
#DameBarbaraWindsor
#CarryOn
#CarryOnWindsor
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