marc maron
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I am a comic, actor, feral cat wrangler, writer & host of WTF the podcast.
The edge of the abyss.
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25.6% voted Clinton
25.5% voted Trump
46.9% didn't vote
and that's how democracy dies
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Oh no. RIP Bob Saget. Truly one of the nicest guys and so funny. Very sad.
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It took a little over 5 weeks but I’ve now entered the ‘ice cream’ stage of grieving.
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Wait, so, Hunter Biden invented Covid with China and paid for it with Ukrainian gas money and emailed the receipt to his father who forwarded it to Pedo ring pizza place? Do I have it right? So confusing.
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It’s still okay to just drive around with no destination for a few hours on a beautiful day, right?
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If you are a regular hiker you will probably have to take the surprise secret shit outdoors someday and you will never forget it.
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Norm Macdonald has passed away. He was one of the best comics ever. After we talked in 2011 I couldn't believe what an amazing talk it was. I still can't. One of the best episodes. Here it is. RIP
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One would hope there’s some soul searching going on in this country: ‘am I as fucking stupid as Trump thinks I am?’
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60 today. Never thought I’d make it this far. It’s crazy. Grateful.
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Feels like we were all just released from a hostage situation.
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I’ll do it.
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Quick reminder. The president has instructed domestic terrorists to fuck up the election. So, there might be nazis where you vote. Just a heads up.
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RIP Monkey. He was a good guy. Sweet guy. We’d been through a lot together in our 16 year friendship. I’ll really miss this little guy. I could always count on him. Loved him. Bye, buddy.
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Hey! Good news! One more round!
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Holy shit! That’s stunning. Making me cry. Wow. Great work.
been working on this for a week-ish (15hrs) now, didn’t expect to finish it on the same day Monkey crossed the bridge. RIP to an extremely well loved big orange creamsicle of a cat.
@marcmaron
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I know for a FACT Lynn Shelton would be thrilled with her Emmy nomination for directing for LFE! Deserved. She was the real deal. Miss her. A lot.
#RIP
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There’s like one Jew for every million non Jews. If we run the world it’s obviously because the rest of you are kind of dumb?
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this is a very difficult time for people who need a lot of attention and aren’t children
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if you can’t punch up, punch sideways, or punch yourself in the face over and over. Both tried and true comedy approaches.
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I just listened to the new
@taylorswift13
album in it’s entirety. I get it. Oh, god....what’s happening to me?
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apparently I’m in a cornbread eating contest and I’m alone and i’m going to win this thing
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I think Tarantino really captured how amazing it must’ve been to be able to drive quickly around Los Angeles.
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when you unfollow someone who annoys you, within days you barely think about them anymore. its magic. I recommend it. even if im the one you unfollow.
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And just when you think things can only get worse, they do.
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Farewell to the King of the mouth pigs! He inspired the worst in people.
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Sally Kellerman was radiant and beautiful and fun and so great to work with. She played my mom on my series ‘Maron.’ My real mom was very flattered and a bit jealous. I’m sad she’s gone. RIP
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I've been friends with Louis CK for a long time. I read the article and none of it is good. I'll have more to say about it on my own show and not a shitty platform like Twitter.
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RIP LaFonda. My close friend for 15 plus years. Tough cat. Pretty cat. I’ll miss her.
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The Beatles are exactly like I thought they would be. I've known them all my life. This is the first time we’ve hung out though.
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RIP Louie Anderson a true comedy craftsman. A funny, authentic, sweet man. Here are talks from June 2016 and April 2018.
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Today is the third anniversary of the passing of the amazing Lynn Shelton. She is missed. Every day.
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They’re probably reminiscing about what it was like to be on my show and how they learned which mics to use from me.
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ok, time to consume 200-800 calories 10 minutes before I go to sleep.
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most of the time when people think they are being clever they are being annoying
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Has anyone checked if QAnon updated its information and explored the president’s well wishes and relationship to a facilitator of a real child prostitution ring.
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No one shit on the dead he didn’t like more than Rush. Always. He would be honored to be treated in kind. Quit crying.
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Day 3 no nicotine lozenges.
FUCKING FUCK FUCK. STUPID. BULLSHIT. FUCK THIS FUCKING FUCK SHIT
i’m ok.
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Hey, Marvel movie fans! Stop acting like outraged religious fanatics defending their belief system. It’s okay if I don’t believe. Let it go. Also, I’m actually big fan of a lot of comic art. Try to relax your mainstream asses.
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Let's see what the nihilistic crew of apocalyptic morons do today.
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RIP John Prine. The real deal. Great American singer/songwriter that found the heart and humor in even the darkest of human stories through song. Genius. Very heavy loss.
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Saw ‘Pig’ last night. Had no idea it was a poetic meditation on grief. Ripped me open. Cage is king.
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I succeeded in living another year! Thanks for all happy bday wishes!
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Just listened to a Yes album in its entirety for the first time in my life, confirming my suspicions. A lot going on, none of it for me.
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Two guys come up to me while I’m eating.
Guy 1: You Marc Maron?
Me: Yeah.
Guy 1: Yo, can I get picture?
Me: Yeah.
Guy 2: Sorry to bother you.
Guy1: I don’t give a fuck.
We do pic.
#Pittsburgh
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The great Steve Albini has died. He engineered some of the greatest albums of all time. Here’s our 2015 talk in remembrance. Rest in heavy peace, Steve.
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I love when the righty derp herd says that shitting on Emperor Trump is ‘getting old.’ Believe me when I tell you— we can’t wait to stop.
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RIP
@TheRichardLewis
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another long day of joyless, compulsive behavior to fight the dread
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Richard Belzer died. He was an original. One of the greats, babe. I loved the guy. RIP
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RIP Charles Grodin. One of the great cranky comedic geniuses.
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seems like doubling down on being a shitty person is here to stay
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When you cook something that doesn't come out right and you keep compulsively tasting it angrily thinking it will taste like you want it to eventually until its gone. I’m living that.
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I’m transitioning into an old man. I was always one inside. Happy to be whole.
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Fuck. RIP Anthony Bourdain. American original. Punk rock seeker. Engaged eater and cooker. Onward. Parts unknown. Here's our
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If they developed a vaccine for virulent stupidity, the people that needed it the most, would refuse to get it.
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Going Through Customs in Dublin (a short play)
Customs Agent: What are you doing in Ireland?
Me: I’m doing a stand up show at Vicar Street.
(he looks at my passport)
Customs Guy: I’ve never heard of ya.
Me: That’s fine.
(he stamps passport)
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i have a feeling tomorrow is going to be an exciting demonic pig shit show of some kind
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