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Team carbs. 𝑴𝒚 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒍 𝒊𝒔 𝒅𝒐𝒈 𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒕. Mom by day, stand up comedian by night, native artist; always. CEO of @ danyellacrochets 🅑🅛🅜 🄰🄲🄰🄱

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@danyellarenae
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5 years
@spasticated @oscarxray @Imani_G @Shanarra_ God also wanted people to have free will and choice. Oh and not be judgemental but I guess they forget about that part
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@danyellarenae
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4 years
@jason_lyric @LORAFRIMANEE @tanbellakenia Like we didn't grab it when we stocked the coolers and the distributor didn't grab it when we checked them in before stocking... Okay😂 just wash it or something
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@danyellarenae
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5 years
@NyleDiMarco my 9 month old signing on video for the first time:)
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@danyellarenae
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4 years
these kids on tiktok are doing @DougStanhope bits and it's killing me😂😂
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@danyellarenae
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5 years
This video got 1.9k views so far so I figured share it with @whatsuptucson too cause ppl would love it 😂 it was on park and 22nd
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@danyellarenae
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5 years
@Juriathegreat @KaitlynK113 I got 5 points for drawing the teacher lmao
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@danyellarenae
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4 years
@T_Prigi @RexChapman Half of America is laughing at America
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@danyellarenae
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5 years
My friend Alex is the #greenshirtguy 😂😂😂
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@danyellarenae
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5 years
@Juriathegreat @KaitlynK113 (that other drawing is his rendition of the history teacher next door to his class😂)
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@danyellarenae
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4 years
Me when the scale keeps going up every time I weigh myself
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STOP THE COUNT!
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@danyellarenae
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6 years
@chocolatetrilla @IvetteReyess @oxminaox Damn @LexyOrtiz23 look at this picture and tell me honestly that they don't look better? Take the L and change your ways for the better sis
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@danyellarenae
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5 years
@spasticated @oscarxray @Imani_G @Shanarra_ They as in anyone against this because of their bible. You can't pick and choose what to listen to and what not to follow
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@danyellarenae
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2 years
@FUCCC8 @sicssorluv They got promotions and one became chief of police 🥲
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@danyellarenae
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2 years
@OhSnapItsJonny @sicssorluv Sad thing is he’s been homeless and is a murderer himself now too.
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@danyellarenae
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4 years
@BoffMoatman @hashtagallover @DeepStateExpose @realDonaldTrump If Jesus was here today trump wouldn’t have even let him in as a refugee
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@danyellarenae
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6 years
@whatsuptucson even this Gila monster needed a pool day
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@danyellarenae
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4 years
@EiphelTweets @Woodgirl1977 @smartcreditu @Barbara_Wms @dawnresist @TalbertSwan @BlackHDRider06 @realDonaldTrump He literally just said truth and even a quote on what the president has said himself that he does...
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@danyellarenae
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11 months
@JanosWildman @geeksquadx @SethB_42 @TopGirlKeiko Sure made by people for people hella obsessed with trans stuff. Gotta insert it into places it's not even relevant lmao ew
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@danyellarenae
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6 years
@whatsuptucson you know it's fall in Tucson when the license plates start changing colors (via FB)
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@danyellarenae
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11 months
Just another day in Tucson with the monsoon... A thread🧵 @whatsuptucson
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@danyellarenae
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6 years
@kush4heaux @Horwolarbee @ItsKebin @4ev3ryoun9 @iamkariaw That's what I'm saying people from overseas would pick this cause it's foreign to them
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@danyellarenae
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2 years
@MarymoBelfast @sicssorluv Too bad he didn’t get any help and has been homeless and in/out of jail since 02
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@danyellarenae
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7 years
@lysssaa03 @KillianTrill I think it's "10" but the old school green on green screen shows 0s as 8s sometimes at an angle like some old school calculators
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@danyellarenae
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5 years
Everyone watch American circumcision on Netflix! Especially if you're a pregnant mother. I have regretted doing it to my son from the moment he came home from the Dr.
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@danyellarenae
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2 years
@RealGilbert I'll never forget this day! You'll be missed man. 💜😞
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@danyellarenae
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3 years
Making this Bernie doll is the hardest thing I've ever had to crochet in my life
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@danyellarenae
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11 months
@yousuck52754548 @JanosWildman @geeksquadx @SethB_42 @TopGirlKeiko Yeah it's super weird to bring irrelevant things into the conversation. I agree. Thanks for the kudos
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@danyellarenae
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4 years
@WestsideAllure @NinjaArtWork You can turn off automatic playing lol
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@danyellarenae
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2 years
That’s not what your face looks like after being repeatedly punched in the head or face amber. That’s a bruise from Botox you dummy. This judge must hate her job right now 😂 #JusticeForJohhnyDepp #AmberHeardIsAnAbuser #DeppVsHeard #DeppHeardTrial #AmberHeardlsALiar
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@danyellarenae
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3 years
@feinmann1963 @AdrianVee777 Why are so many of you people trying to be a party pooper over something so amazing and culturally beautiful like this that is 530% real. Smfh
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@danyellarenae
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5 years
@iluvdf Does she think she's John cena and we can't see her..
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@danyellarenae
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6 years
@killthedelta @newyorkshuffler This is underrated lmao
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@danyellarenae
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4 years
Ayyyyyyeeeee shout-out to @Alex_Kack for making nomination for best Twitter feed lol
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@danyellarenae
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6 years
Thank you God for giving me food to sustain my body, Tide pods to clean my clothes, and the wisdom to know the difference.
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@danyellarenae
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2 years
@davtay9 @BBCWorld Will literally laughed at the joke then saw her mad about it lol nahhh
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@danyellarenae
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7 years
Everyone wants people they like to be right, that's why popular people are fucking dumb.
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@danyellarenae
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3 years
@TGodaILLEST @badassbenzino "were gonna go for a walk"
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@danyellarenae
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4 years
Hey @dougducey How the heck is getting your nails done an essential task?!?
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@danyellarenae
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7 years
@whatsuptucson someone threw these outside circle k on park and bilby in the trash can. 3 newborns. Anyone want them?
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@danyellarenae
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4 years
@Themuzealoud @chat_twizzle Go with a man if you want I don't care! Just not an openly racist one
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@danyellarenae
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6 years
@2kGrinderTrigg @__one6 @usikinme2 @BhadBhabie @SpideyLean It doesn't have her tattoo in the video. There's your proof. The part about giving head to everyone could be real but not this video. I ain't a fan or nothn just pointing out the facts
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@danyellarenae
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6 years
@bai_latte @Marc0p0ll01 @cIoudydaze Honestly mostly just the girl on the right lately😂🤷🏻‍♀️
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@danyellarenae
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2 years
Asking about the dogs bathroom and bowel issues? Lmao nah amber you SHIT IN HIS BED! like a gross ass psycho. #AmberHeard #DeppHeardTrial #DeppVsHeard #JusticeForJohhnyDepp #AMBERTURD
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@danyellarenae
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5 years
Hit and run in betweenpark and Campbell on Irvington. Other driver ran off but I got his plates! It was a nice blue truck too @whatsuptucson
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@danyellarenae
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2 years
@marz_nightmare @OhSnapItsJonny @sicssorluv Yeah he killed another homeless man.
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@danyellarenae
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3 years
Adulthood is the worst hood I've ever lived in.
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@danyellarenae
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5 years
2 guys came in and one bought $10 in gas but one guy tried stealing beer from me so I didn’t start their gas and they came in complaining and I said “you gotta pay for beer before you get your gas!”😂😂😂😂😂😂 shit made my whole day I felt so damn powerful😂😂😂😂😂
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@danyellarenae
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2 years
Got my new Valentine's day shirt design made! All by me! $20 holla at me if you want one! Font and hearts can be changed as well
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@danyellarenae
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4 years
@DJDipstick @VenusRoseBaby Her friend tweeted that hobo intentionally gave her herpes, then deleted the account. People started calling his a rapist/assaulter and then the actual girl tweeted this today
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@danyellarenae
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4 years
@popkultureguru @AbcBeltran @DrewNextD00R That's horrible but totally in that culture but props for not doing it my man. Needs to be more like you.
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@danyellarenae
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5 years
@HumanoidCat @alice_wafer When Pokemon go came out all the best shit was at the cemetery and they had to write to the makers of the game to take the gym and stops off the lawn😂 everyone was just running over everything
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@danyellarenae
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5 years
Don't circumcise your babies.
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@danyellarenae
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6 years
@whatsuptucson trailer on fire park and bilby. Get a shot of a man jumping out
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@danyellarenae
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4 years
"Scientists say that anyone who has a sexually transmitted disease is immune to the Coronavirus. So classes are back on at Arizona State University."
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@danyellarenae
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4 years
@empalace @ambienvalent @trashsavethecat Not even trying to be a troll it was a legitimate question wtf. ITS TWITTER. They didnt have a private convo. No contract made/discussed. Never once was there talk of monetary/credit exchange&she cant even site the words. This is ridiculous lol it could be anyone & still be ridic
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@danyellarenae
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4 years
@MrDrDisco @SheOwnsARainbow @trashsavethecat ...for 4 whole tweets that weren't even used at all in the statement they made***
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@danyellarenae
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3 years
You know what would be cool? A stacked washer and dryer but the washer automatically opens letting the clothes fall into the dryer then starts it so that you don't have to do two things when washing clothes. Someone patent that then give me one for free for the idea ASAP
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@danyellarenae
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4 years
@ReggieBush @LORAFRIMANEE Hi Reg, I made this video edit to help teach kids (and some adults) the importance of washing hands. Can you please share the message!
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@danyellarenae
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1 year
@Disneyland I’m so glad all these “anti woke” people aren’t going anymore. It’s gonna be so much more enjoyable the next day I go without them there
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@danyellarenae
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4 years
One time my tios girlfriend was telling us some bs she read and before she started she said "Well for your FYI" and I think about that alot
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@danyellarenae
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1 year
Only rich people would find a way to die on the titanic 111 years after it already sunk #oceangate
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@danyellarenae
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4 years
@keraoregan @falloutboy @NationalBailOut @BlackVisionsMN Please point out where TF in that statement did they use her words. Is it the old ass house rot analogy? Or the part where they said they're donating 100k? Or the marathon/Sprint metaphor? I'll wait.
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@danyellarenae
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2 years
@EqualityEd @ThatsWhatSheS_ @TheMrMilan He talked shit about people then dies like the people he talks shit about
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@danyellarenae
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5 years
@Roofian1 @hellishdeann @hoodling_ Questionable relationships with their sisters
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@danyellarenae
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4 years
My first time showing this on Twitter. My hair was the only physical thing I loved about myself. My autoimmune disease is taking it all away from me and its getting harder to hide so I better just own it right? This is #Alopecia & all the steroids/injections/rogaine arent helping
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@danyellarenae
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2 years
@MJane87877090 @MIUCClAMUSE Cuz there's no bride at a gay wedding
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@danyellarenae
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4 years
Should I make this my new background?
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@danyellarenae
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4 years
@AGrillz but you still gave this person the number after saying he was 30 not before...
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@danyellarenae
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11 months
@JanosWildman @geeksquadx @SethB_42 @TopGirlKeiko Also "mother fucker" is a gender neutral word 🥰✅
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@danyellarenae
evilhag
4 years
Anyway remember when I said y'all could help me get off my fatass and get motivated to do shit? Here's a start. Every like this gets I'll do 10 sit ups. Every like after 10likes I'll do 10 jumping jacks and if I make it to over 20 each one will be 10 squats. I'm ready....Help!🏃🏻‍♀️
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@danyellarenae
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3 years
@elosoblanco69 If she gets scared she’s too young for you bro
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4 years
@slimslutwannabe @lBLEKl @arrviaI So with your own logic 71 can not be an A then
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@danyellarenae
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5 years
@inestelle_ @pedrorc35729 @essthheerrr @jeniferoviedoo Paint markers with epoxy/polycrylic sealing gloss/wax
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@danyellarenae
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2 years
@Sugar_Super_Ray @ericthulhu And since they are THE least @ryanmurphyprod can do, is finally donate profits to make that park and memorial site where the apartments got torn down. Bet they won’t though
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@danyellarenae
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5 years
Finally got to ring up @DougStanhope at my work. Does that mean I can quit circle k now? Ha! Happy memorial day!
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@danyellarenae
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5 years
No need for me to see IT after all the clowns I've already dated 🤡
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@danyellarenae
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6 years
@whatsuptucson free to a good home
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@danyellarenae
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3 years
Eegees loved them and emailed me to schedule a call to get it going 🥳🥳🥸🤯
@danyellarenae
evilhag
3 years
Which one is you favorite/would you most likely wear?
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@danyellarenae
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5 years
So someone cut their penis off in front of La Paz dorms by the UOFA the other night and I just saw pics and videos😬
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@danyellarenae
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4 years
Got to show off my new mask at the my Dr appointment today☺️
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@danyellarenae
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4 years
For Lent I'm just giving up.
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@danyellarenae
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11 months
@yousuck52754548 @JanosWildman @geeksquadx @SethB_42 @TopGirlKeiko Omg! Look everybody! An anonymous guy on Twitter who doesn't get sarcasm or jokes! Let's all point and laugh.
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@danyellarenae
evilhag
4 years
@Alex_Kack really needs to have apple add an emoji of him in the next iOS update
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@danyellarenae
evilhag
2 years
I’ve been in physical and verbal/emotional abuse relationships. I see right through her bullshit and how her words and stories change. The story never changes and you remember all the pain. #DeppHeardTrial #AmberHeard #JusticeForJohhnyDepp #AmberHeardIsAnAbuser
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@danyellarenae
evilhag
5 years
@GoddessClaireC My clit isn't a damn DJs turn Table!
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@danyellarenae
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5 years
A year ago I met one of my favorite guys to listen to on Apple music at work!! @MishkaShubaly
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@danyellarenae
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3 years
@GriffiethRyan @CodeNameChriz ... why are you still here then. You can make it die for yourself by deleting the app
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@danyellarenae
evilhag
9 months
There's a huge referee shortage in Tucson right now. If you/anyone you know is interested in a weekend job lmk! They're hiring if you can ref! Major times is fri-sun mornings/afternoons! Heres a letter they sent out so lmk and I can get you in contact with them! @whatsuptucson
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@danyellarenae
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5 months
Bruh my tattoo artist raised prices up so much. I got a big piece on my arm like ten years ago for $50 and now he wants 250 for a one inch soccer ball and a 2 inch Michael myers face.
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