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A long time (one month) ago, this was just going to be a lil two parter, but 1 twitter account, some 20mg instant release adderall, 400 issues of comics, a movie serial, countless research documents and a few dab pen rips later this became a full blown series.
Coming soon from Marvelous Enterprise Studios, a new subseries by Cole on the history of Captain Marvel/Shazam.
Meanwhile on Marvelous: Season 1
Coming soon!
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Drake on ig stories rn disowning his kids its actually over
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I think the biggest problem is that Endgame frames him as basically being right. In the comics the snap heavily destabilizes nature and several planets are careening out of orbit because 1/2 their biological mass was removed. In Endgame they have like flying cars.
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This guy is sponsored by drakes casino btw
Drake cooked. Not even false accusations could wake me up from the snoozefest Kendrick dropped. No one cares that it takes three historians to understand the “depth” of the bars brother, it just sounds lame and boring. L
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Lot of the comments are like “this is why you need a ar15” please do not shoot at fully grown hogs with 5.56
This is what happens when domestic hogs interbreed with wild hogs . The get larger each generation.
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Honestly it is kind of insane how Marvel created an eating disorder industrial complex for men.
Kumail Nanjiani began counselling to address trauma from Marvel's Eternals backlash.
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Not even kidding the top donor is an Epstein client lol
The Pi Kappa Phi frat patriots have raised over $400,000 for what might likely be the biggest biblical level college rager of all time.
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Oh recruitment Numbers low low
Saddam Hussein confirmed to be the antagonist for Black Ops 6, look at how far we've come 😍
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They got pissed that class was shut down and they couldn’t date rape 17 year olds
Happening now.
@ASU
and the police are using frat boys to destroy the camp at Old Main. This is insane.
#Occupy4Gaza
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Imagine finding out they put a DJ mustard beat over your cancellation Google doc and bad bitches throwing ass to it
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STAN LEE IF HE WAS ALIVE TODAY: ahhh my manager and daughter are abusing me ahhh
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its so funny that you are playing in the ruins of their Superman game
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Imagine how decadent a real sloppy bj feels on arrakis
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Man this shit in dallas was a mercy killing
someone in discord asked me to try and summarize jfk's assorted medical problems from memory
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Oh hey this is the guy that watermarked one of the most illegal videos on the planet
🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This footage of women participating in a topless lunch has caused a lot of confusion online. The women reportedly ‘practiced how to eat their desert slowly and sensually.’ This practice represents the growing trend of ‘body positivity.’
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I love that this is supposed to be the untamed jungles of africa and it looks like a poorly maintained campsite
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Intended reading of phantom menace
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Wonder why he’s wearing that all black outfit. Probably means nothing
This is the chad Luke Skywalker who people grew up with. This is the Luke Skywalker who people claimed as their hero, not the atrocity from Disney.
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How did Chinese guys and southern guys both come up with using the last name Lee
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Remember that one cutesy ifunny gif about a guy who meets a girl and then she dies of cancer so he commits suicide by Taliban after becoming a mercenary
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Screened Priscilla Queen of the Desert the other day at work and this ancient old man that sees every show comes in and was like “you know they used to call them f*gs back in the day and chase em around and I hated it cause they threw a hell of a party and didn’t bother nobody”
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Watching Spring Breakers, the second scene being the girls plotting their spring break while completely ignoring a lecture on Emmet Till is one of the most beautifully unsubtle things ever put to film
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Once Drake goes to jail all the lightskins gonna be wandering the countryside like ronin
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All the original avengers cast skated on such insane shit. He was hyping up Dan Crenshaw on SNL as a “sensible trump alternative” and now half his tweets are arguing for concentration camps for trans people.
Captain America signing bombs to drop on children is the most American thing he’s ever done
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Genuinely kinda beautiful to me that they got gay furry oldheads that live so long they get to die of old age
RIP
@sysable
, founding member of the furry fandom. Probably the first "official" furry, he founded Confurence and had a prolific fandom involvement, shaping the modern furry fandom, especially the convention side of things. We meet 1 - 3 times a year because of this man.
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this post was like the invention of gunpowder
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If Björk is too experimental for you man you just gotta wrap it up and move to the suburbs they were playing this shit in Starbucks in 1997
a bjork stan speaking on music quality when this is what yall consider art…i have to laugh
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Ww1 fighter pilots are easily the most understandable type of military psycho. They were fighting wars with muskets last week and now you want me to shoot guys out of the sky. I would become the joker too.
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It is really funny that like every college in America is like we will beat you to death if you dare criticize Israel
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Giving Kojima and Shinkawa access to American gays is like putting crack in the water supply. What do you mean Higgs has dangly earrings and a chime necklace over his exposed internal organs
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The Louvre if it was run by a Persian Cell Phone Kiosk Guy
For an art lover like myself this place looks like a slice of heaven
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Insanely good casting choice for one of the worst decisions I’ve ever seen
WB execs wanted Captain Marvel to be included & played by Patrick Warburton in ‘THE DARK KNIGHT RISES’.
(Source: )
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I’m obsessed with the Prison Hooch subreddit, where people make alcohol out of some of the most random ingredients possible.
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Coworker didn’t like Dune part 2 because “they spent all this time building up the emperor as this scary threat and then he’s just some goofy old man”
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I feel like power rangers doesn’t get enough credit for producing like dozens of crazy people.
OG Red Power Ranger Austin St. John is dropping a new clothing line that features quotes from 'warriors' on all sides of history
Hitler will be featured
"Hitler was a demon on steroids, but he had some pretty good one-liners"
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I like That these guys forgot they won on the whole affirmative action thing. They are running on autopilot.
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They should make a realistic cyberpunk dystopia where working for a massive mega corporation is pretty ass but working for a small business with less than 10 employees is literally hell on earth eternal torture
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Genuinely if you think this is real you should be breaking rocks into smaller rocks in a labor camp
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Found the only guy on Reddit that doesn’t suck ass
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Doing “muh Chinese spyware, muh social credit score” Shit as an American is so funny because we let the banks give us a permanent Usury Enjoyer score that lets them decide how much permanent debt they can pass off to us.
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I don't know how to explain it but black panther 2 is maybe the most not a real movie to ever exist. This is an nfl game cinematic trailer man.
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In the commentary Reeves talks about how he wanted Batman's relationship to Selina to feel voyeuristic and almost painfully intrusive to mirror the way the audience intrudes on Bruce's grieving and thats such an insane detail to put into a Batman movie
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Doing this when you make videos explaining SCP articles to 15 year olds is so funny
My rehearsal for the CIA’s achievement in journalism ceremony
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Hot date?
Killers of the Flower Moon, ok for a very socially advanced 13 year old?
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Deathstroke becoming a batman villain is some 2+2=5 ass historical revisionism that I can't stand
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This is fake because there’s only like 3 sentences. No real leftist would write a manifesto under 100 words.
EXCLUSIVE: Pierce County Elections confirmed that this is the letter it received yesterday that prompted the emergency response.
It had a white powdery substance on it and the building was evacuated
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We have now entered the stripping old houses of their copper wire part of the Hollywood strike
You can stream it all day! 🎶 ⭐
Straight from Disney California Adventure Park, the 'Rogers: The Musical' Original Cast Recording is now available:
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Spider-Man 2 having fall damage is so funny to me. Imagine being a random ass new yorker going about your day and Spider-Man whiffs a jump and dies right in front of you
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I said this on my old account and got yelled at by a bunch of people who genuinely don't understand that forensic scientists use their own version of the scientific method that is literally the regular scientific method but you're allowed to guess
i feel like there should be massive public reckonings every week about 99% of forensic science being made up cop astrology
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308, slugs, etc are much better. Those meme hog hunt videos of guys on atvs with ar15s are larpers
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Martin Scorsese after not including black people in his movies about white people being savage criminals
@DiscussingFilm
If kids grew up watching only Scorsese films, they’d think there are no Black actors.
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Shawty I linked with keep texting me asking for some money 🙄🙄🙄🙄
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It’s kinda funny that Scorseses new film is like immediately thrusting a bunch of Native American actors into the spotlight at the same time marvel is dumping their native actor led streaming show onto disney+ at the worst possible month with almost 0 promotion.
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My boss bet big on this being the huge hit of the summer and let it play exclusively at our theater for almost a month and it’s fucking bombing
Reviews are coming in now for John Krasinki’s IF, starring Ryan Reynolds and Cailey Fleming. See it in theaters tomorrow night.
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Charlie Brown taught me you had to be moving different around the lesbians
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I understand the material and social reasons why the US allows Israel to do most of what it does in the Middle East, and I get why it’s bigger than any single president. But the fact that they are able to essentially put out hits on children on American soil is insane to me
This poster is currently plastered around campus. It's targeting an individual student.
(I've redacted their name from the photo.)
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Fucking up in Death Stranding will have you contemplating your entire life
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Marvels sliding time scale is so funny because it makes captain america's story so much more tragic. Like in the original Avengers story he was only supposed to have been frozen from 1944 to 1963 and now he's been in the ice for over 70 years
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I saw this, blacked out for hours and when I woke up I had purchased 2 tickets to Madame Web
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Nolan was real as fuck for casting Maggie Gyllenhaal as the woman that Batman fumbles once and goes insane
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My 100% white English teacher junior year of high school would just have this pic framed up front and center in his classroom with 0 context
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Every animated movie looking like spider verse is so fucking lame man
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The story never portrays it as a debate because there’s 0 ambiguity that Thanos was wrong outside of the fact that he got rid of the avengers that still have upcoming movie contracts.
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I genuinely think they should include this in the special features of every future Barry Lyndon release
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How do you get fent laced ket in LA bro twomads plug must’ve hated him
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All time hilarious way to go out.
On February 2, 2013, "American Sniper" Chris Kyle and his friend Chad Littlefield were tragically shot dead at a Texas shooting range by Eddie Ray Routh.
Routh, like Kyle, was an Iraq war veteran suffering from severe Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. His condition was so
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If I work for the wealthiest man in the world and the office party is catered by taco bell nobody is leaving that cafeteria alive.
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Simping for the konami corporation is crazy
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I love episode 1s Windows XP core so much
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There’s an all time hilarious house episode where this guy who’s been molesting his daughter finds out that she’s intersex and hits the Kubrick stare
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1 cup of rice is like 1 nice meal and a disappointing leftovers worth of rice. 2 cups of rice is like industrial quantities
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Jarvis, pull up the Wikipedia page of the guy who wrote this comic
just remembered the Taylor swift comic from a couple months ago
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Britain is such a shithole. They’re going to sentence this wizard to die in some underfunded mental hospital instead of giving him his own cybersecurity consultancy position.
The 18-year-old
#GTA6
hacker who leaked 90 clips last year has been sentenced to life in a hospital prison
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Watching 3 movies in a day will have you saying shit like “this world is so beautiful”
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DEATH STRANDING GOOD GUY: hello sam my name is blunt smokeman I need you to deliver 800 quintillion grape swishers on motorbike to O Block Knot City, Watch out for the homo demons
DEATH STRANDING BAD GUY:
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It’s kinda funny that the two biggest Evil Superman books prior to Injustice both end by going “Superman could never be evil. You idiot. You fucking moron”
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Unironically yes, The MCU was more or less an abnormally long trend. They are a Fast and Furious franchise with slightly longer legs.
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In hindsight it was really funny that he went really hard into the online groyper Nazi aesthetic like 2 months into his campaign. This isn’t Eastern Europe man there’s a reason the nazis in office now use the confederate flag instead of the Swastika
Lot of moments where it became clear it was over for Ron Dion but this was the one for me
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Honestly if you use the volume right it looks better than a green screen
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Gotta say it was really funny getting yelled at for a week over saying spider verse art style was passe and then like a day after I got put on timeout FedEx drops a commercial animated on the 2s with flat cel shading
did fedex make a commercial about how they saved lost media
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Why does this sound like JPEGMAFIA
I don’t think anyone could recreate this if they tried
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The Zionist Captain America movie gonna come out under a Trump presidency with half the country of Israel on trial at The Hague shit gonna feel like aliens made it
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The hubris on display here is astounding
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Had to hear my girlfriends aunt yesterday inform me that over 10 million Hamas sleeper agents had made their way into America and were going to systematically destroy every city on Friday the 13th using Lasers
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I just got hired at sweet baby. My job is to go around to all the games studios and make sure the white women are fat
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“That was a grown up kiss. We’ll do the rest when you get back”
This is how I will remember Sen. Feinstein: I snapped this pic in Sept. 2018 in the middle of Kavanaugh’s SCOTUS confirmation hearings. Sen. Murkowski (right) was weighing her support, and…Feinstein moved in.
A few days later, Murkowski opposed the nomination.
@cbsnews
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Like Biden, Yodas near fanatical adherence to doctrine and protocol allowed atrocities to occur under his watch because he was too concerned with the rules
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Meanwhile the femboys inside your wife were going “ahhh fuck I’m cumming” in an apartment you were paying for
pretty sure the guy who was screaming "FREE PALESTIAAAAHHAHAHAGHGHHGHGHGHGH" was writhing in discomfort a bit more than his critics
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This is literally bros life
🚨 BREAKING: Destiny opens up on origin of his anti-Arab sentiment, after revealing Arab streamer Nymnn slept with wife Melina for four nights straight while he was forced to watch.
Destiny has previously attempted to prevent Melina from kissing Nymnn in public.
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