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went to pull the boat out the water and a fisherman had snagged a loggerhead turtle so you know I had to do my best
@RonMagill
impression and get the hook out and set that dude free 💪
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Jesus that Young Sheldon ending was brutal
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There’s a bird nesting in the “S” of the Sony building and it’s shitting everywhere
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You are not gonna be prepared for how fucking big the dude that’s gets out of this car is lmao
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Thought he had an easy target. Didn’t realize dude rockin the sandals/jeans/ponytail/solo Bluetooth was born into the shitty internet debate. Molded by it. When Mr TikTok was out partying he was studying Usenet archives and paying for Something Awful…
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Catastrophic Failure: playing Queen while demonstrating how much you hate gay beer or whatever
Someone threw country star Brantley Gilbert a Bud Light while he was on stage.
His reaction was priceless 🤣
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“But she IS dead…(laughter)…she was a regular person. Just write ‘em a check. $11,000. She was 26 anyway. She had limited value.”
You can’t reform this.
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I dare you to read Violent Jay’s Wikipedia without crying
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We are rapidly moving backwards towards the “anything I don’t understand is indistinguishable from demons” era of human history
Reaching Or Nah? Woman Claims She Spotted An AI Lifeguard At A Family Pool! "You Are Not Real"
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This is the modern day equivalent of a Roman emperor playing with the lives of plebeians like a cat batting a toy to the roar of the crowd
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Ok then, what’s one of the best. This is still one of my faves.
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this man is 28 years old
I have never seen someone look unhealthier, this is just torturing your body for clout
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I could give you a thousand tries and you’d never guess what this man says lmao
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“No Atreides shall live.”
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Barry B. Benson has joined Hamas
BREAKING: Israeli occupation forces report 12 IDF soldiers injured after being stung by bees in the southern Gaza Strip.
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He’s right. You could’ve given me a thousand guesses and I wouldn’t have got it right.
you could take one hundred guesses at how this fight ends and not get the correct answer
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The secret to a 9-5 is finding a job that allows you to fuck around most of the day. Ingratiate yourself with the manager or boss and be really good at one specific thing that they rely on you for so that it’s more of a headache for them to replace you than put up with you.
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Name other scholars beside Oppenheimer who spent their later years running away from their early work
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Happy Folger’s incest commercial to all who celebrate
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Does it? Does it really you dumb fucking asshole
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Absolute bullshit. I’ve detailed these cars before and the only way this video is real is if they’ve put multiple layers of hydrophobic protectant on the seat first. The white stitching is made of thread and would not just return to white by absorbing it with a napkin.
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a gooner doing this but with xvideos intros
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oh my god this is the whitest shit I’ve ever seen
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This shitty premise was your opening gambit? You absolute fool. This man has battled holocaust denying foes twice his age in the darkest corners of the internet. Refreshing the page eagerly awaiting a reply, fingers hovering above the keyboard between sips of code red…
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The most offensive thing about the Folger’s incest commercial isn’t that the brother and sister are clearly going to fuck later, it’s that he’s been in West Africa, home to some of the world’s most incredible coffee varietals and yet he calls Folger’s “real coffee”
Happy Folger’s incest commercial to all who celebrate
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Alex’s fans are cooking his ass for…
*checks notes*
…not liking Hitler.
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She’s right. Capitalism’s conditioned us that if you don’t live in denial, that this is just normal work shit, then you’re a whiny bitch and don’t deserve anything. Often times it’s this, not the job that kills the spirit. And without affordable city housing it only gets worse.
Omg, poor baby has her first job. Like..she has to commute?? Like...she has to cook dinner?? Like...no time or energy to work out?? Like..she's working in person not remote??? Like...She. Has. To. Work. 9. To. 5 ??? What????🙄
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This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
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they decided to launch a $20,000 agriculture drone from an active road
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never forget Iran bodied the US with one of the coldest bars in world diplomatic relations:
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The SS No Bitches has set sail
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OH MY GOD THIS MFER IS THE AVOCADO TOAST GUY
“We need to see pain in the economy. Unemployment needs to jump 40-50%. Employees think employers should be thankful for them, we need to kill that.”
I’ll be real, I wish more CEOs talked this way. Labor would be far stronger and their lives far worse.
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This is just embarrassing at this point. Put on some fucking decent pants and a shirt for your wife who’s actually making an effort you Shrek sized loser.
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every time Elon does anything to this website:
Tesla Model 3 crashes into parked truck and then explodes twice on highway (2019)
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What the chicken nuggets in my microwave see at 3AM:
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My friend is an elementary school teacher in SoCal sent me this picture— what they confiscated this month
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This is the single most god awful American thing I’ve ever read
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Hanglider pilot forgets to strap his passenger in and takes him for a ride…
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Finally I can sleep well knowing my family is safe from Mongolian Steppe archers when on our way to Starbucks 🙏
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Watching her make this pasta was life changing. Mama Mia.
I would do literally anything this Italian woman told me 😨
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Me: these Red Stripes ain’t shit
Me, 15 minutes later:
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AN ANONYMOUS SOURCE SENT ME MORE VIDEO OF CONNOR STUCK IN THE URN AND GETTING CHISELED OUT
I REPEAT: MORE OF CONNOR STUCK IN THE URN
oh my god this is the whitest shit I’ve ever seen
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concerning
Elon is admitting that he is personally reinstating an account that was suspended for posting child porn.
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All a microwave needs is a (+30sec) button. Everything else is bourgeois excess.
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@deb_fillman
This bitch said “I fucking HATE little black girls. Can’t stand the fucking SIGHT of them. FUCK.”
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Your argument for abolishing age of consent laws? Kid Buu vs Super Buu? The merits of Loli? Evolution? He’s trained his mind and body for this all his life. You enter into this conversation. You will not leave unless it is under the white banner of surrender.
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Catastrophic success: gas station worker in Finland accidentally set the price to .014 EURO per liter and this dude scored 1000 liters of it
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Gonna sincere post for a second: a lot of you know that almost 2 years ago to the day my wife and I became foster parents to our 4th son, Drew. It’s been an absolute blast and a privilege and today is his last day living with us. Obviously we’re excited for him to be reunited…
Everybody, meet our new son Drew! He’s been a great friend to our boys over the years and now he’s gonna be staying with us for a while. We’re tickled to have him. Great kid. 10/10
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Call me Paul cuz I’m about to eat Atreides cookies
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Wings used to be a poor man’s food. A working man’s delight. A cheap lunch expense on a Wing Wednesday at $.25 a piece. Now they’re over $15 for just 10 in a lot of places. We have lost our way in this country. Lost what made us a beacon of light in the world.
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Been in touch with someone who knows and works with the debate God and wanted to see if he had any interest in talking on the podcast about the video and sadly he does not and I respect the hell out of it 🫡
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Hey guess what this dipshit didn’t realize? You can’t use “Ultra” in the name of your “$35 for 6 cans” beer. A little company called Anheuser Busch is super litigious about it lol.
America's been buying beer from a company that doesn't even know which restroom to use.
There's a new beer in town!
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It’s even better than you could’ve imagined
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wtf is this my Ranger could handle this hill how do you let this footage see the light of day
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Nazis marching in the streets of Madison, Wisconsin today. In 2023.
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@stillgray
@elonmusk
@KettlebellLife
The Blue Whale’s vagina is now the second biggest pussy in the world behind you three
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A few years ago my wife told me this is what she grew up calling chicken and waffles in Pennsylvania and I got so mad I had to go sit in my boat in the driveway for half an hour
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It’s not even close for me
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Been 3 years since God called Paw Paw home by tasing his balls at the peaceful Capitol rally. We miss him every day 😢 💔
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Unbelievably cucked thing to do
Vigilante tries stopping shoplifter. Don’t do this.
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Yeah, because those children didn’t condemn Hamas so…
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I love weird collective brain glitches like this
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I could give you 1,000 tries to guess how Kirstie Alley’s parents were dressed when they died in a car accident and you wouldn’t get it right
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Chat logs of the guy that got busted for sharing classified documents:
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“It's like these men they-“
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“gang gang”
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“attractive to women”
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“they’re building the”
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“modern world aro-“
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You don’t know shit about navigation or shipping or hydrodynamics or the physics of stopping that ship or who the harbor pilot was or what call they put out over the radio so please for the love of god shut the fuck up
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this shit seems traumatizing and I can’t stop watching these compilations lol
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New home collapses in Utah after builder tells families the houses are safe. People paid close to a $1,000,000 for these overlooking a canyon and then the homes started to slide.
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My “I Stand with Israel Sex Offender” truck has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my truck
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10/10 no notes 💋👌
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And just when you think the humiliation of defeat has subsided. That you can log on once more to the battlefield of the terminally online you will find your account…banned. Your IP address…banned. Your dog…banned. Your children that haven’t been born yet…banned…
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Did he think restaurants had giant vats of soda under ground like fuel at a gas station? Or did he think 16-year old employees were using pallet jacks to change out the massive containers of Dr Pepper that’d be required to keep everyone’s cup full?
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telling my grandkids this was Run the Jewels
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A jury found this guy innocent(except for a lesser gun charge) and I firmly believe it had nothing to do with whether a crime was committed and everything to do with how much these dipshit “pranksters” are universally hated
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