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Marshall Willandholly

@MWillandholly

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25+ yrs as a corporate zombie. Currently on hiatus. Vote Blue, he's a convicted felon. Yankees, NY Giants, Celtics Current Status: Totally high.

Upstate NY
Joined January 2024
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
1 month
I don't know what the etiquette is on waiting for a follow back but I just went and unfollowed some people that I followed a month or two ago. Am I too patient or not enough?
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@MWillandholly
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@DannyHulse3 It's a rollercoaster, be prepared to be flexible. Spend as much time as you can with her, you never know when the next stage comes. Love her when she loves you and love her when she hates you. Take help when it's offered. And take care of yourself, I let my own health go to shit.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
19 days
I'm 58 yrs old, it's 3:00 in the afternoon, and I'm watching the Batman movie. Not "The Batman", (2022) but "Batman" (1966). Should I be concerned, or just smoke another bowl and enjoy the movie?
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
1 month
They say I can't insulate myself with only people that are like minded, and to that I say, "Have you seen the other side, they are fucking insane, yes I can."
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@MWillandholly
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3 months
@CheriJacobus @nytimes We need willing GOPers to vote Biden, or just stay home this year. MAGA needs to be battered at the boxes, it is the only way to show them that the majority of the country finds their ways unacceptable, and I think we need large margins to do that.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
26 days
MSNBC just keeps letting me down lately. Ari being cautious to not call RFK Jr. a spoiler candidate. Does anyone think that RFK Jr. is a candidate on the level of the 2 others? If you do, get your head checked. That's all he is, a spoiler.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
2 months
This is such a beautiful relaxing place, so peaceful, hard to believe it's in upstate NY. However, if your volume isn't set right, it may scare the piss out of you.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
1 month
Some nights I sit here and notice my followers go up, and I think finally, they get me. Then I realize one of the boosters is doing the work. And I'm happy either way, because there's some great people here, it doesn't matter how we came together.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
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I will follow back anyone that supports Democratic candidates. I'm pro-everything that the assholes will be against. It's not like I get out my pom-poms and cheer " Yay Abortions!" I just mind my own fucking business, I'm not a healthcare expert. Also, I don't have pom-poms.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
1 month
@GreenoKingo I never noticed before but when you check and you're 1 of 50 people that they aren't following it's kind of like "Ouch, okay I get it, goodbye." and I unfollow.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
1 month
I'm really more coming at this from a "I hope I'm not a jerk for unfollowing you"' angle than a "F*ck you for not following me." angle. I've just had a few people tell me not to let my numbers get too far out of line, and that I need to do it.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
2 months
@AnnieForTruth Absolutely drives me insane, it's like "Dude, you don't work here anymore, I can't tell you anything, I could lose my job" is the norm in that scenario for most people.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
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@KristiNoem @JesseBWatters @KamalaHarris "I Would enjoy that debate." Moderator: "VP Harris, your opening statement." VP Harris: "She shot her dog in the face." Debate Over. There are few things low enough that republican voters would turn their back on a candidate. Congrats, I think you may have found one.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
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@RonFilipkowski Most guys: I can't do anything with her, she reminds me of my daughter. Trump: MMM, yes, she reminds me of my daughter, who I would like to get in the sack, bigly.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
1 month
In the late 70's my brother was a hippie. About 25 yrs. ago I stopped at his house, and he was listening to Limbaugh, and when I questioned that, I found out he was suddenly anti-everything, and that my parents filled us with liberal BS. I was not surprised he ended up MAGA.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
2 months
My day just went straight to heartbreaking, the hospital just called, my mom passed away today. She'd been suffering with Lewy Body Dementia for 4+ yrs.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
1 month
I may be a bit biased, but I think it would be freaking amazing to be my 3,000 follower. Dare I say maybe even orgasmic*. *Haha, like he'd know anything about that, he's hilarious.
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Marshall Willandholly
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Marshall Willandholly
1 month
@ArtCandee And didn't Carter get the "I really don't know him" treatment from Trump?
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
2 months
@electroboyusa I've been hearing that many people are saying that men, big strong men, come up to them with tears in their eyes and say, "Nobody likes Donald Trump".
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Marshall Willandholly
1 month
@FFT1776 @DonaldJTrumpJr I had to look at your profile to see that you're serious, this is hilarious.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
1 month
I'm trying to get out of my unemployed funk. So, I was up by 9, ate my healthy 10 grain cereal, and I'm actually wearing pants today. I still smoked my lunch. It's a process.
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Marshall Willandholly
1 month
"The orange bastard will amass a great army, lacking in knowledge, and teeth, but full of ignorance, shirts stained with country gravy. They will vow their lives, while he sells them holy books and golden sneakers. They are conned." -Nostradamus, maybe.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
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I want to hear more about this worm, it all seems suspicious, it just died? We know it wasn't vaxxed, I think this requires more investigation. #Thewormdiedsuddenly
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
27 days
Today is the start of National Hug Holiday Week. One is a sincere show of love and respect. The other is an asshole pandering for the cameras.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
25 days
"It's not exactly a brain, per se, it's more like I'm swimming around in a bowl of New England Clam Chowdah." Direct quote from the brain worm
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Marshall Willandholly
1 month
Looks like Pecker may possibly just continue to slowly dribble information as he goes into another day of testimony. But hopefully Pecker will really let it flow today, letting loose with the juicy stuff, leaving Trump with a real mess to clean up when he's done.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
2 months
@TheRickWilson Don't waste time on women, we don't want Nikki Haley supporters, these guys really have this whole thing figured out.
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Marshall Willandholly
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@Super70sSports Lemme tell you something Mean Gene, what happens on the Love Boat stays on the Love Boat. The little Hulkamaniacs don't need to hear about the wonderful time we shared in beautiful Cabo San Lucas, or the discount I got on Dianabol at the Mexican pharmacy.
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Marshall Willandholly
1 month
@dtheavenger @GreenoKingo This more pertains to lists, and the recent movement to connect likeminded blue supporters, where that's pretty much the point. Otherwise, you're right, I never expect a follow back.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
26 days
So, we have a former president that is corrupt as fuck, a governor that shoots dogs in the face, and a candidate with such a putrid brain that a fucking worm ate it and died, WTF is going on.
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Marshall Willandholly
3 months
@Super70sSports I had the patience, I had the determination. Nobody's home, I got 2 hours alone, this is gonna happen.
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Marshall Willandholly
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Nostradamus said: "A man will arise, from the south, an orange hued bastard that will deceive and defile, and refuse to pay his bills. With his many charges, very bad lawyers will arise, aware of non-payment but grasping for glory on NewsMax. He will lose." Ok, so I paraphrase.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
2 months
Sometimes I think what happens when the Republican party goes back to normal, will we lose the support of people like Niccole Wallace, and Michael Steele? And then I laugh over the idea of them ever being a normal, functioning party again.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
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@ByronJo34131043 @nightbird39 @lindylou425 @JoyFull_deb @galactic1492 @Doc4Dad @gmf1369 @kaplanikids @valleyangel777 @GreenoKingo @MvTagliarino @JenT32856335 @jackman_christy @nicolin14506571 @MJResister @cathyg736 Already following most so I know they're good, added a few new and reposted, welcome all to follow me if they're supporting the blue and want to see Trumpism swirling down the toilet.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
29 days
I try my best to be a good twitter friend, liking, passing along the words of my twitter neighbors and being supportive. I have 2 things working against me: I'm disorganized and I'm high. So I've developed a comprehensive plan: I'm gonna get high again and keep trying my best.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
3 months
@DougOsb70438101 @krassenstein @ArtCandee It's to fund the MAGA sterilization program, they can't start soon enough.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
26 days
From now on I think I'm just gonna start blocking RFK followers when I see them just like the culties. If you were a (D), and you hopped over to RFK, you're not just gonna take that outta your profile and think everything is good. RFK don't have a chance in hell, and you know it.
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Marshall Willandholly
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I have almost 30 years in banking, the only reason being that a friend's wife brought me an application and said, "Fill this out and be there at 3:30 tomorrow, I already told them to hire you." I'm appreciative, but they're MAGA now, so thanks for the career, you wackos.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
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This movement has spread like a fungus to where we even see local politicians going MAGA. We need to beat it everywhere, and keep beating it, because it worries me more than the moral majority, contract with America, and tea party crazies combined.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
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@softtail65 Hey Monica I'm less than 200 followers away from 4,000. I follow back anyone that supports the 💙. And I can be fun when I'm stoned. Which is often.
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Marshall Willandholly
1 month
Doesn't matter if you're a vegan, a meat eater, bi, straight, gay, trans, fat, skinny, tall, short, whatever. If you feel that Trumpism blows, we can be friends. Or maybe acquaintances, whatever, let's stop putting labels on things.
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Marshall Willandholly
1 month
@MargieVotes You know it, it's way more than this next election. MAGA has a good grip, and they'll need to keep getting beaten at the ballot box right down to the last one.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
22 days
I also would have smuggled a few extra squirrel monkeys on the ark. Noah might have been like " WTF!!" at first, but I don't think he would have stayed mad.
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@52BLUE13 I know there are a lot of people connecting right now and some people hitting their limits.
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Marshall Willandholly
3 months
@Acyn This absolutely seems like it could be dementia related. Sometimes almost sounding drunk, other times words mismatched, or words starting out fine then becoming just a sound halfway through. it matches some of the things I've seen as a caregiver.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
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My great-nephew tooling around in his new Mercedes.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
2 months
So in the past week, Biden failed to warn us of a major earthquake (I thought a big rig was driving by my house for a second or two!) and now he couldn't stop the eclipse, if he can't stop an eclipse how can he fix the border??? 😮😱😨😵🥴😲
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
2 months
If you believe that Trumpism is a danger to the country, feel free to follow me. That's all it takes these days. Let's keep the country moving forward, then we can argue about all the other shit later. In a much more peaceful manner. Vote Blue. Everywhere.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
23 days
I got this fitness watch to spur me on to more activity. The problem is that I'm so resistant to authority that even with this watch I'm like " Yeah, 1,535 steps, that's really it so far, keep pushing and I'll sit here all fuckin' night."
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
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Trumpism needs to be defeated. It's become a governing philosophy, this whole feed them bullshit, keep the people angry, hate everyone, minority rules or nothing happens way of life they're creating. It will take more than 1 election to beat.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
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Sometimes I worry that my mentions of weed will scare people away, but it's legal here so I don't think twice of mentioning it. Also, in my defense I'm usually pretty high when I do it.
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Marshall Willandholly
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I recently had one of my worst fears realized, losing a job as I'm in my late 50's. And I think of all the people that I know that it has happened to. The corporate retirement party has become a thing of the past, most people don't even get close to it anymore.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
2 months
@Acyn I respect all of the voices that are speaking out, but NBC, MSNBC, Peacock, I'm done with all of them until she's gone. She should be charged, not hired.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
1 month
The sleepy orange man will summon his MAGA troops, they will respond, caravans of the finest warriors, fueled by BBQ and boiled peanuts. They will fall along the way, the last warrior succumbing to hypertension at a Golden Corral in Columbia, SC. Semper Pie! Nostradamus* *Nope
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Marshall Willandholly
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I'll play whatever role you need. I'll be the hammer, or I'll be the nail. Or I'll be the glue. Though if you have a good glue, you don't need the nails. They do the same thing, and with the glue, you won't have any holes... Sorry, had a Larry David moment there.
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Marshall Willandholly
1 month
I love old postcards. This is my hometown in 1911, not much has changed, I drove down this road today, the only difference is the road is paved, and widened. Oh yeah, and the freaking Erie Canal is gone.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
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@hakeemjeffries Fetuses, big, strong fetuses, climb right out of the womb, tears in their eyes, they crawl up to him to say thank you sir for saving us.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
26 days
The worm didn't eat his brain, the heroin did that years ago.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
1 month
Sometimes I practice catch and release with the sexbots and just unfollow them from me rather than block them. But I bet it's like fishing for carp or bullheads, I'm probably just going to catch them again.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
25 days
The worm isn't dead! I just received a text informing me that he is alive and well and had no part in creating RFK Jr.'s platform. In fact the worm stands in agreement with the rest of the Kennedy family that RFK Jr. is an unqualified nutbag. And the worm is vaxxed 3X!!!
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Marshall Willandholly
1 month
One of my favorite short hikes leads past a waterfall that ranges from nearly non-existent to a raging whitewater depending on the time of year and ends at this beaver dam. No roads, have to get there on foot. Have to wait for the black flies to clear out to hike it again.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
2 months
My mom always went by the old "If you don't have anything nice to say" policy. I lost her, and her guidance last week. So fuck OJ Simpson, bet those angel wings will fit about as well as the gloves.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
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"Smoke 'em if ya got 'em. Happy 420 for those who celebrate and for those who don't, I'm doing this for you, all of you, really.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
2 months
I have a few simple premises that I follow, and they are that it's none of my fucking business if someone has an abortion, and people can love whoever the fuck they want to love. And that's why I vote blue all the way down the ballot.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
2 months
@RonFilipkowski It's shocking the number of people that I've always considered hardcore conservatives that MAGA have labeled Rinos the last few years.
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Marshall Willandholly
1 month
I believe in the big tent theory, anyone that's in agreement that Trumpism is the greatest threat we face is welcome under my tent. I mean if you're a cannibal, or serial killer, or anything even remotely similar, I can't have ya, but otherwise, welcome.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
26 days
Just explained a wake and bake to my 88yo dad after he killed my buzz by asking me to go to the store for him first thing this morning, and then asked why I didn't drive to the store.
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Marshall Willandholly
1 month
@moranbishop @TracyBurnsBurn2 I'm sorry, I don't mean to offend anyone, I'm just not that good at this yet.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
2 months
I've always heard that people get more conservative as they age, and I love that my 88yo dad is so blue that he could walk into Smurf Forest and they'd just be like "Hey, what's up". And he'd say "Fuck Gargamel'.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
1 month
I try to be amusing, but if anyone is unsatisfied, you can return me free of charge. And the potato peeler is yours to keep*. *But I'm keeping the additional shipping and handling charge.
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Marshall Willandholly
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If I had been on the Ark, I would have been like " Hey Noah, just a thought. Do we really need 2 of every poisonous snake, can't we just keep like 2 King Cobras, that would leave space for more hedgehogs, you know how you like those roly poly lil hedgehogs, who needs snakes?"
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
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Most of the people around Trump are unqualified grifters that see an opportunity that wouldn't be available to them if it was any other candidate. And they're going for it hard. Keep Trump from office. Get his supporters in congress out. Grifters gone. And we're doing it now.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
29 days
Why does twitter suck so bad, I've got friends in the for you, strangers in the following, sometimes I don't see peoples post for days. I'm not that good at this as it is, don't keep making it harder.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
2 months
@atrupar "I made my whole career out of one song, and that's drying up, so it's time for a new revenue stream. What better way then joining forces with the most dishonest person in the universe to spread the word of the lord."
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
1 month
There will be a public flogging today. A few implied my selfishness in asking about unfollowing, so I guess I should pay. You're welcome to bring your spoiled fruits and rotten eggs to toss at me as well. But when they let me out of the stocks, ya better run.
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Marshall Willandholly
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Chittenango Falls State Park, Cazenovia, NY This is giving me some peace tonight, hopefully it does the same for somebody else. I❤️NY.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
27 days
Trump supporters wear a cloak of shamelessness. To try to shame them is futile. Imagine how YOU would feel at the end of the day after slinging BS all day that you knew wasn't true. I know I couldn't do it. I'd feel like shit. They know it's BS, it's not an issue for them at all
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Marshall Willandholly
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It is May 16th, which is National Sea Monkey Day, for those who celebrate. My own attempts were unsuccessful, as I failed to even see any basic familial bond develop, let alone any organized society. Just a bunch of tiny white specks.
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@MWillandholly
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1 month
I'm sorry if I bothered anyone by asking about etiquette, like I said, most of these are from lists where the point is boosting everyone, I don't dislike them, it's just only one of us followed through, and I don't want to get whacked by Elon's magical number machine.
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I hate that my superpower, which is making my enemy question their self-worth as well as their contribution to society as a whole, is such a socially unacceptable superpower. I often know how Dr. Banner feels when he needs to resist the urge to Hulk out.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
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It's Cinco de Mayo, so you know what that means. Only 7 months and 20 days until Christmas, time to start thinking about those shopping lists. And when does the pumpkin spice stuff start coming out?
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Marshall Willandholly
1 month
Chittenango Falls, located between Chittenango, (birthplace of L. Frank Baum, writer of The Wonderful Wizard of Oz), and Cazenovia, NY (Birthplace of Chef Anne Burrell). It's about the same height, 167 feet, as Niagara Falls.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
26 days
That worm went on a hunger strike when it realized just where it was.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
23 days
@SebastianGarof5 I try to respond to all of you boosters, I have had problems keeping up the last week or so. But I also try to post original posts every week to give people a sense of me and my opinions on current topics like farty old men and brain worms.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
1 month
Other than dealing with MAGA, I tend to be the unifier type that looks for common ground. I'm the guy in horror films that says, "C'mon guys, if we stick together, we'll get through this!" And then gets stabbed from behind and gurgles blood.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
26 days
I am a huge introvert. It's easy for me to say things here, but if I had all these people in front of me, I would probably lose my voice in fear. I've been a manager, but it was always in smaller specialized groups where there wasn't a lot of interaction with other departments.
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@MWillandholly
Marshall Willandholly
20 days
Years ago I thought I was alone in my garden (I lease a plot), so I smoked a joint. A bit later I heard a 4 wheeler, it was the property owner, he said he caught the neighbor kids on the property and he's pretty sure they were smoking pot because he smelled it. Damn kids.
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