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old man yells at cloud. mostly talking to myself.

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@ugwumcee
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16 days
Life is a numbers game.
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@ugwumcee
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5 months
Anybody that wants the man to solely finance the home in today's world of dual income, is selfish.
@Ugonnnaya
𝐔𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐲𝐚
5 months
@JajaPhD She’s not a financial liability, if you define a woman who wants a man to be financially responsible at home while she supports as liability , no Wahala
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@ugwumcee
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5 months
@Sir_Fin She's not a financial liability but she no wan involve her income in family building. Make dem Dey Bobo who no Sabi 🤭
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@ugwumcee
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3 months
@JajaPhD "you were there for me even when I was hopeless" aren't the words of a horny man.
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@ugwumcee
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5 months
It's so terrible that even the alleged best of Nigeria's options are terrible individuals. How is anyone supposed to believe that GRV is a great person, if this is how his closest confidante deals with people?
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@ugwumcee
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3 months
Omo if you can see tickets for tomorrow's show, go and see Burna boy. I'm telling you it was amazing.
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@ugwumcee
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4 months
Look at that sugar daddy trying to chat up babe 🤣🤣
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@ugwumcee
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4 months
Everybody knows what they are doing. In 2024, the most used personal appliance is the mobile phone Social media accounts for most of the average smartphone owner's screen time If the person you're texting cannot get back to you in 24h and is posting on SM, It's by design.
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@ugwumcee
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1 month
@Sir_Fin Who no like patriarchy entitlements?
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@ugwumcee
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4 months
GRV is top notch for this BC I know that the only reason we're seeing this tweet is because e no gree for Ify 😂
@IfyAniebo
Dr. Ify Aniebo RV
4 months
I have taken time out to reflect and now it’s clear to me I should have handled events differently. It didn’t have to come this far and i sincerely apologize. This is a teachable moment for me and i strongly appreciate the constructive criticisms. I will handle things better
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@ugwumcee
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5 months
In the end we can see that even he understands the concept of how the actions of your partner can make you appear. If you like, forget that two truths can exist, and that you can hold both the responsible party accountable, and their very visible partner.
@chika_jones
San Francisco, Germany
5 months
Then @GRVlagos came on and said he wanted the matter resolved and he would pay the money before today ends. I said no problem, but I asked @GRVlagos why @IfyAniebo refused to pay me. The reason given was: She felt unhappy with the work I had done.
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@ugwumcee
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2 months
How are you married 7+ years and well past 40 and you are still reminding us of who you fucked 15+ years ago? Have some respect for your family? Yourself? Idk man
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@ugwumcee
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4 months
@jodambusta I'm convinced that one of the founding fathers of the Constitution must've had a time machine. Truly incredible
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@ugwumcee
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5 months
Just want to remind you all of the supremacy of Rema's Ravage EP. As you were.
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@ugwumcee
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1 month
As long as people have belief/hope that a bad govt can do good things for them, they will never be incentivized enough to want a good one. Selfish interest is the reason why bad govts are hard to get rid of.
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@ugwumcee
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4 months
So all this talk and you couldn't just refuse to marry the guy. You can admit that you were afraid to be an unmarried single mom due to stigma, but not afraid of divorced single mom stigma You are the terrible person you say you are. You don't get sympathy for being self aware
@Nigerian_Doctor
The Nigerian Doctor
4 months
Choose ur japa partner carefully. Don't end up with someone like me. When ure done reading this thread, drag or block me. I understand but I gat to say this: During my recovery journey from a devastating heartbreak, I decided: "Not everyone will marry for love. Make I carry my
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@ugwumcee
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5 months
"you people don't know what feminism means" Yet every account that has contorted itself to say the meanest of things to a stranger on the internet that didn't say anything to them, have the same word in all their bios. I know what you all are 🫵🏾🫵🏾🫵🏾
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@ugwumcee
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4 months
The reason these Palestinian supporters will never want to admit to any of the genocidal killings by Islamist and jihadists is that THEY KNOW that it is these same situations that led to the Israeli-Hamas conflict.
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@ugwumcee
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4 months
He's a good man 👍🏾
@chika_jones
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5 months
@GRVlagos @IfyAniebo @afroscientric I have received payment from @GRVlagos . Screenshot here.
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@ugwumcee
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2 months
@calebope I recently heard one that's somewhat better - Sushi date. All you can eat sushi can be like $30-$70 for both parties and it presents as better than just going to Tim Hortons. Alternatively, you can do coffee, but at an upscale coffee place (non chain store)
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@ugwumcee
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5 months
Brother, all this "supportive" talk is facetious. Your friend doesn't have a partner yet. You can't know if they are going to considerably outearn your friend or not So to say you or your friend doesn't want someone who is looking for 50/50 is a declaration of expectations.
@Ugonnnaya
𝐔𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐲𝐚
5 months
Understand that there’s difference between wanting a supportive partner and being a 50:50man. A 50:50man is an irresponsible man and I won’t even wish such man on a woman i dislike.
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@ugwumcee
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5 months
I don't need to tell people that if a man doesn't contribute to house work in a dual income home, he's selfish. I do not need to use that to qualify my earlier statement.
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@ugwumcee
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4 months
Your friend can see spectator index's tweet about the international Court of Justice's rulings over Israel-Palestine 47 mins ago But hasn't engaged w/ one tweet denouncing Islamic killings of People in Plateau state From the same country where their parents and families reside.
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@ugwumcee
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4 months
The person you choose as partner is the single most important choice you will make in your life.
@AskMichaelTaiwo
Michael Taiwo
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True life story. I know a couple with two kids who moved to the US from Nigeria. They were both bankers and the husband got a Master’s admission (no funding) and came on an F1 Student Visa while the rest of the family came with him on F2 Dependent Visas. He paid for his Master’s
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@ugwumcee
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28 days
There's hardly any individual person that's worth the amount of effort that this takes. Most of us are nobodies (and I say it with the utmost respect) Is it possible? Yes Is it feasible? The amount of chance involved means that it's very very unlikely to be successful.
@ronkizzle93
consultant
28 days
Years ago on twitter, someone did a thread on asymmetry of information. Someone can study your digital footprint for years, know what you like and dislike, then use it to come into your life. Then break you.
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@ugwumcee
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4 months
I think there's something to be said for the human condition and Maslow's hierarchy of needs When I didn't have citizenship, I kept fantasizing about how I'll travel any and everywhere. Now that it's here, I can't even be bothered to apply for passport. It's so weird
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@ugwumcee
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4 months
Leaving a person isn't abuse. There's a lot of terrible equivalencies you've jumped through to justify a known partner being assumed to be potentially abusive at some point, without any indicators or iota of doubt. If you believe your partner can be abusive, why marry them?
@ellegist
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@DeSkereStudent “Trust me unequivocally or I will leave you” is simply not how trust works
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@ugwumcee
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4 months
He's a villain fr 😭
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@ugwumcee
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5 months
@ilaya_teejay Stop projecting your dream partner on me pls. 🖐🏾 I have womb too.
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@ugwumcee
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3 months
If you are making $10k monthly in Nigeria, you cannot cope here. Don't move on that salary. The moment you're resident here, that 10k becomes like 5k+ monthly Just visit and leave. Move to Vietnam and live like a King.
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@ugwumcee
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3 months
We need men to value themselves beyond a woman's need for attention from them. A woman can want your attention and not seek it by confrontation. I've lived it, and you can too. Demand better for yourself. You've got this!
@EkeVanVictor
Ugochukwu
3 months
Any woman who sends you this kind of messages actually loves you and wants your attention. Jokes on you that you ended the talking stage because of this. Its not the flex you think it is.
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@ugwumcee
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2 months
I'm at the point where I'm about to no longer tell babes in Canada that I'm Nigerian Nigerian men PR is getting to the point that it creates certain expectations that I'm not interested in realizing for anyone I don't know abeg
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@ugwumcee
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14 days
When you assess it critically, you find that even though you are all friends, they are quick to assume that you'll play that bf part if the need ever comes up. But you find that they are quick to remember boundaries when you even seem like you may need help.
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@ugwumcee
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4 months
My absolute favorite thing on this app is when people who are always high handed regarding others, go ahead and do the same thing they judge others for, and then get dragged for it.
@Solabomii
Solabomi
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Hmmm 🤔
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@ugwumcee
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2 months
Islamists really drove certain human lineages into near extinction.
@menavisualss
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An Christian Aramean woman makes bread, Maaloula, Syria, 1950s 🇸🇾
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@ugwumcee
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3 months
Ay yo,I'm not even gonna lie I used to call myself an ugly yute But I'm not even an ugly yute - I'm a sexy yute! Y'undastandddd
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@ugwumcee
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28 days
Omo it's my new rule that any new relationships must cater to me too.
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@ugwumcee
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1 month
I'd be damned if I do something like this for somebody child and they ask me to stand and face the wall so they can snap my back. God forbid
@Sparghetty
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@ugwumcee
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3 months
Should I start a thread of credit card perks and quirky benefits?
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@ugwumcee
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4 months
I’ve noticed that if you’re a confident guy that is secure enough to be genuine with everybody you meet, a lot of women will exclude you from their dating options I wonder why
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@ugwumcee
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3 months
Igbo men will cross 7 seas to find love, before settling with igbo women and we know why 🫵🏾
@ugwumcee
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3 months
I want to say something but my Igbo sisters won't like me for it 😞
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@ugwumcee
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3 months
I need men to want better for themselves I need men to see themselves as human beings, and to be able to embrace emotions. The lack of esteem that comes from being unable to see yourself as worthy of respect as shown by a huge section of 234 men these days is frankly appalling
@GodsgreatG
PortHarcourt Sailor
3 months
Truthfully, the dating pool isn’t favourable from both ends. What is this insensitivity? Just to check up on someone you claim to have an interest in? and you’re ranting. She dodged a bullet.
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@ugwumcee
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3 months
Nigerian women will be terrible people - on purpose And get mad at you for not indulging and rightfully calling out their bs. Then instead of correcting the behaviour or simply just deciding to collaborate, They will dig in their heels some more and continue to escalate things
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@ugwumcee
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4 months
Women keep malice, refuse to admit wrong or hold themselves accountable, and struggle to apologize in the face of overwhelming evidence But it's men that don't have the patience for peace. You cannot make peace alone. Stop gaslighting men.
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@ugwumcee
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28 days
That thing that you ladies did today on the timeline because a man broke up with someone he was dating, over things he had agreed to and since changed his mind about, was incredibly terrible.
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@ugwumcee
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4 months
Oyibo movies fell off, man. Movies used to be realistic and now it's just so half assed. You're actually better off watching a movie from before 2010 than any of the bs on screen these days
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@ugwumcee
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2 months
You can communicate all you want. A person that isn't into taking time to understand you will waste your time.
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@ugwumcee
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5 months
GRV has done the right thing Now all the shame rests with his wife once the debt is settled. This is a fairly straightforward thing that you guys have made a complex debacle of. It never had to get to this point.
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@ugwumcee
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1 month
@Dahmolah Lmao there's nothing that turns a person conservative like becoming a homeowner. I've seen this with people in real life. Biggest empaths, then they become landlords and face certain experiences that change them
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@ugwumcee
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4 months
They always say that nobody will love you like that woman (with small yansh) will. And you know what? I think they may be right 😞
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@ugwumcee
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5 months
All those people who were asking why it has to reflect on GRV, they should come and see.
@chika_jones
San Francisco, Germany
5 months
Then @GRVlagos came on and said he wanted the matter resolved and he would pay the money before today ends. I said no problem, but I asked @GRVlagos why @IfyAniebo refused to pay me. The reason given was: She felt unhappy with the work I had done.
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@ugwumcee
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4 months
Our lives can become a self fulfilling prophecy. We must constantly work on the things we cherish, to prevent a future that can be fulfilled by doing nothing.
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@ugwumcee
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4 months
You have no right to expect a woman that's built like THAT to be good. I'm sorry
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@ugwumcee
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3 months
It's a sneaky link. The factual definition of it is that you're sneaky. It's right there in the name fgs! How the fuck do you do sneaky dates? 🤣 All na scope. No gree for Nigerian women pls
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@ugwumcee
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5 months
@FunmiKolz Lmao you can choose to not get pregnant for your partner when you marry them. What's my business? Good luck to you and your husband. 👍🏾
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@ugwumcee
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5 months
@FunmiKolz I guess when you get pregnant, your partner's duty of care to you ceases to exist until you give birth. Good luck to you and yours
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@ugwumcee
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2 months
Nigerian men between the ages of 28 and 34, residing in Ontario and interested in having genuine friendships involving this kind of medemede pls apply within 🤲🏾
@iam_djscreech
🇬🇧Meteorologist / DJ 🇳🇬
2 months
God i want. But bring Heineken instead of JD 😭😭😭😭😌☺️☺️
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@ugwumcee
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5 months
I don't know what you guys gain from CONSISTENTLY interpreting anything as agenda once you don't agree with it
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@ugwumcee
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5 months
I'm convinced that people who are happy with celibacy were never really enjoying the sex they were having
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@ugwumcee
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1 month
This lack of hope that everyone is fighting is where I was in 2015. I didn't need anybody to tell me where things were headed. I stopped applying to Nigerian jobs after the elections, and started doing mad research.
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@ugwumcee
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3 months
Some people are instead calling his caption a rant, and ignoring at least 5 different texts from that girl. This is peak Twitter BC I cannot believe what I'm seeing (and from penis bearing people too)
@ugwumcee
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3 months
Lmao that caption pretty much said that outbursts that create conflict instead of communication isn't something he can tolerate in someone that's an older, gainfully employed adult. But for some reason, that's why he's wrong in the scenario. Doesn't make any sense.
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@ugwumcee
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4 months
Hydonni is textbook non conventional beauty. It's more than just looks and fitting an archetype. And I think a lot of men struggle with understanding the conflict between their lust and their conditioning.
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@ugwumcee
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4 months
Christian sister: I want to serve God and look good - Oya show me what you mean by look good •open back gown with the highest slit the body of Christ has ever seen• 🤣🤣🤣
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@ugwumcee
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4 months
Omo this Nigerians in the UK community strong die, and is very active.
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@ugwumcee
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4 months
Success has many relatives fr. Thank you for sharing your experience You were very brave to take the chance that you did. Good luck with everything 🫂
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@ugwumcee
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3 months
Can't believe this is my life, man. I get to wake up, do stuff that impacts my community, have av decent income, and live a little on the weekends. I'm grateful honestly. I don't deserve to be this lucky.
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@ugwumcee
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2 months
Good partner isn't enough. I need that big yansh. 👍🏾
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@ugwumcee
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4 months
This, ladies and gentlemen... is hedging
@lifeofabaron_
𝕭𝖆𝖗𝖔𝖓🏴‍☠️
4 months
Nigeria wins, I'm happy with 100k less, South Africa wins i‘m sad with 1.3m more. Win-Win📌
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@ugwumcee
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5 months
And women wonder why men increasingly continue to look at them as objects and not humans.
@ziinotnice
hollywood
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casual sex kor, if you’re not offering your penis with commitment better be ready to do transfer.
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@ugwumcee
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A lot of times, we men (myself included and especially) like to villify the actions of women, but not talk about men's perogatives. There's not many men that can tell you if they prefer the conquest or the company of women - and there's a difference
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@ugwumcee
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5 months
All of you guys trying to distance GRV from his wife's handling of owing salary allegations, How is this different from when you guys criticize APC and PDP politicians when their children and families do stuff that is illegal and immoral? Or your perception of them?
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@ugwumcee
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4 months
Omo.. Been fighting the urge to enter the streets of Toronto, but between Valentine's and Burnaboy weekend, I feel like something's gonna give.
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4 months
You can see her outward confidence grow as the video goes on. So cute
@asher_kine
THE KINE 🌕🖤
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I found the final boss of shyness, Keji.
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@Ssaasquatch I don't see any situation in which Nigerians do not pay the price of having the leaders they currently possess. That's already a given.
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@ugwumcee
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This is probably the first long form tweet I comprehensively agree with. The kind of public doxxing that happened yesterday was completely unwarranted and you people in Christian Twitter need to do better.
@pweedygurll
TehiJesusBae❤️
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Women have accepted mens proposal and at the last minute called of the engagement. Women have deceived men into footing their bills in exchange for a relationship and at the last minute jilted them. Women have pretended to love men and accepted their proposal only to leave them
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@ugwumcee
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3 months
Love to hear of men excelling at things women have previously monopolized. Hope he upgrades to an even richer woman next. 💫
@MrsJellySantos
Jelly Santos
3 months
This man was with a woman for 5 years and the whole time she pretty much was like his mom. Lending him her car. Paying for his stuff. She made 120k. He made 30k. He says she built his standards up. She was perfect but not perfect for him. He’s ready to find himself a wife.
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@ugwumcee
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3 months
Growth comes from the smallest of improvements. Get just a little better everyday. Just a tiny bit here and there And let the beauty of compounding bring results
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@ugwumcee
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4 months
If the issue with Nigerian women is that they are running from their trauma, then maybe they should heal their trauma before coming to say that there's no options 🤷🏾‍♂️
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3 months
My father is literally telling me to pick anybody and just settle down Like sir, what about love? Please man
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@ugwumcee
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2 months
@JajaPhD Thank you for saying this. It's such a cop out. They could've properly covered the event Send a local reporter to take photos and get paid via associated Press or whatever. The chess event has been on for 2 days. I'm very sure they could've found someone with 20 mins to spare
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4 months
First half of this tweet proved his point lmao Christian women want God and morality to have flexibility apply to them so they can both appear devout AND conform with the fashion of the times..
@LoFunmilayo
Theladycalledfunmi✨
4 months
So laidis, as a church woman, I’m not entitled to looking and dressing nice so I wouldn’t be tamed as a ‘worldly woman’😭😂😂 Again, I didn’t know you have met every lady in church to determine who’s virgin or not oo. Brother Ikorodu, let God be your lead.
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@ugwumcee
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2 months
In all your getting, get a G7 passport sha The things I’m hearing?? Omo people are going through things at the hands of border control Sigh
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@ugwumcee
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27 days
I need women to try and be real sometimes. Just some times. Women (both married and single) will say whatever they want about men on this app, but the moment it's mrn taking, they want to gag freedom of speech.
@0hammiri
Agbara Nwanyi
28 days
Rubs me the wrong way when single guys are saying derogatory things about women and married guys join in. Does your wife know?
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17 days
Very sex positive and also somewhat conservative. I can't explain it lool
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5 months
@adapleasenow 🤝🏾 You get it. I appreciate you sm
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