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@tonvionny

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Father to Evan. Sarcastic and humorous ||GGMU

Kampala, Uganda
Joined April 2011
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@tonvionny
Katonny💥
3 years
So this guy hits studio for 2 minutes off his busy schedule and does a song better than Bebe cool and Ykee Benda have done in 2 years...
@HEBobiwine
BOBI WINE
3 years
This one is dedicated to brother Nubian Li and all comrades in prison for no reason. We were blocked from campaigning but the music will now do the talking. This one is called #Tulonde and it serves as a reminder to all the voters in the remaining days. #WeAreRemovingADictator
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@tonvionny
Katonny💥
1 year
By now the Legend Kaihura would have rounded up 20 Muslim Sheiks and 10 imams as suspects.
@nbstv
NBS Television
1 year
BREAKING: The Minister of State for Labour, Charles Okello Engola, has been shot dead by his bodyguard. 📷: Courtesy #NBSUpdates
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Katonny💥
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@STwinoburyo Was traveling to Gomba and this woman on the same seat was carrying a child.. The child cried for my cake, I gave it to her.. After some time she cried for my ka soda.. I refused to give it to her, the mum abused me and after the ka child slapped me
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@tonvionny
Katonny💥
5 years
@Daniel_James_97 @ManUtd Now, while in training, you can mistakenly injure the following people. Ashley Young, Phil Jones, Alexi Sanchez ( this one is important)...after just run
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@tonvionny
Katonny💥
4 years
@mkainerugaba Now we know what your contribution to Uganda is... A maroon Beret
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Katonny💥
3 years
@KOmukungu 3 weeks into the relationship, she didn't know I supported Manchester united. So we are home watching a game and we conceded.. With so much energy she shouted "Kuba embwa ezo".. I knew right there she had to go..
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@tonvionny
Katonny💥
5 years
You guys should read my Bio first before you DM.... Please!!!
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@tonvionny
Katonny💥
4 years
@Umwamikazi11 One Is a Leader and musician, another is just a musician.. You can't compare them. We have moved past singing
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@tonvionny
Katonny💥
3 months
He is on Radio now and if you are following, guy seems genuine with his submissions.. Maybe it's the amount that should be questioned... And lucky for him, you have no power to have him step down.
@HEBobiwine
BOBI WINE
3 months
10 REASONS WHY THE 500 MILLION SHILLINGS TO HON. MATHIAS MPUUGA WAS AN ACT OF CORRUPTION AND ABUSE OF OFFICE Facts: On 6th May, 2022 there was a meeting of the Parliamentary Commission attended by Ms. Anitah Among, Hon. Mpuuga and the three NRM Commissioners of Parliament.
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Katonny💥
3 months
Current situation in Kikuubo. Why? @URAuganda .. You seriously can't be chasing down everyone on the streets carrying a box for a receipt
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Katonny💥
5 years
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Katonny💥
3 years
@baino_brian At the beach, guy tells me fish is 50k, before I even said yiyi, he tells me oba nkussede lwaki tewaze nekikyo..
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@tonvionny
Katonny💥
5 years
@Mooks_z So some guys just decide to play with life like that...
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@tonvionny
Katonny💥
4 years
@DailyMonitor How can you not love someone that transformed from this to where he is now? That grew from that to Being An MP.. Tell me why that person won't transform or grow this country
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@tonvionny
Katonny💥
4 years
@mkainerugaba You have supporters?? 😂😂 Hopefully u don't mean the hungry influencers on the project...
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@tonvionny
Katonny💥
3 years
@mkainerugaba We don't understand basic English because of your father's education system.
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@tonvionny
Katonny💥
4 years
@KagutaMuseveni You schedule a presidential address, force all stations to air it, just to talk and threaten Kyagulanyi? Otiide nnyo nawe
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@tonvionny
Katonny💥
2 years
@SamsonKasumba @nbstv I also rejected a ministerial position because I wanted to sell saucepans... You are not alone
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@tonvionny
Katonny💥
4 years
Dear campusers, just out of curiosity.. Did you ask anyone to guide you before you chose that course? Did you look for a job in that field that you will fill after graduation? Or you think you will graduate and look for it?
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Katonny💥
4 years
@idringp @PoliceUg ... And people actually thought you ain't funny
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Katonny💥
24 days
This beautiful enumerator had refused to enter my ka house now it's raining and she is begging to let her in..
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@tonvionny
Katonny💥
4 years
@JaneRuth_Aceng We really don't care. You can deal in Corona virus too if u wish
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Katonny💥
5 years
@PirateMulwana Make sure by the Time you get down to propose she has at least 2 kids
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@tonvionny
Katonny💥
1 year
Why are fuel prices going up??
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@tonvionny
Katonny💥
3 years
@MethiaLydiaN Nsooka kwewaako..
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@tonvionny
Katonny💥
5 years
When you remember the Premier league returns in a few days
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@tonvionny
Katonny💥
3 years
Because his are not voters. Kale even this one is a doctor 😂😂
@DrNuelmuhumuza
👑Nuel
3 years
Why is Bobi Encouraging other peoples children to Keep at Polling Stations while his are away??
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Katonny💥
4 years
@jimntale @KagutaMuseveni @NRMOnline @JustineLumumba With or without him, we still wouldn't be in the 90s...
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Katonny💥
3 years
@Ugawoman02 Normally they have odd diseases, liver and kidney problems.. I could go on but you get the point
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Katonny💥
1 year
@premierleague How is that a penalty?
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Katonny💥
3 years
@Hellenistic16 Just imagining my best man trying to clean my face at my wedding... I would dislocate his arm.
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Katonny💥
3 years
You must have come from a really poor background if you think going out and ordering beans is embarrassing.
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@tonvionny
Katonny💥
9 months
Whoever installed Traffic police officers from kyengera to Nsangi at night, May God bless you..
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@tonvionny
Katonny💥
3 years
@KagutaMuseveni Doubt you can still shoot... It's been a while since maama Janet gave us a baby
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Katonny💥
5 years
Adding my girlfriend on Tugabane is one the biggest mistakes I have ever made
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Katonny💥
5 years
@danielmarven I don't even know what 6 rounds look like..
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@tonvionny
Katonny💥
4 years
@JaneRuth_Aceng Ban the whole jogging thing. If I go with my group of 5, someone else comes with his group of 5 and another like that, suddenly it's a crowd
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@tonvionny
Katonny💥
3 months
There's this bitter woman who calls in every day to give an opinion on the situation @933kfm . Whatever happened to her
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@tonvionny
Katonny💥
4 years
@NansubugaWinni1 And I would still get a job before you make your first interview
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Katonny💥
5 years
@AtwijukireViva But seriously these so called influencers think everyone is here for money...some of us are here to laugh and pass time
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@tonvionny
Katonny💥
1 month
@norbertmao @KCCAUG There's enough land in Busoga incase he wants privacy
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Katonny💥
5 years
@SheilahGashumba These are the guys that make our mothers in law call us useless
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Katonny💥
5 years
@EddiePages @ntvuganda Where is your loyalty? You should have started with Urban TV but you are still finding ways of mingling with @lynda_ddane
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@tonvionny
Katonny💥
4 years
@MwizaSophy Which woman deserves being cheated on?
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@tonvionny
Katonny💥
2 months
Lending 101: If someone owes you Any amount of money, do not lend to them again.
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Katonny💥
5 years
@Jodaxjoseph My girlfriend is not even allowed to look at my phone... honestly I don't have the energy to look for another.
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Katonny💥
5 years
@CatherineMuhoza Just when we are about to get salary.... This is the devil's doing
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Katonny💥
1 month
@DailyMonitor Let her please carry her own cross and leave me out of it
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Katonny💥
2 months
@emeka_ug Now I can't wait for Beloved to end. A grown man running home to watch a show of 30 minutes is not what I signed up for
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@tonvionny
Katonny💥
4 years
Locked inside Qualicel house and this idiot threw a cannister inside. we are breathing tear gas
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@tonvionny
Katonny💥
4 years
But this NTV property show host guy doing it with his wife... Moving from property to another... One bedroom to another... I think I'm just stupid
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@tonvionny
Katonny💥
3 years
@SolomonSerwanjj A Ugandan musician somewhere is about to release a song about doves
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@tonvionny
Katonny💥
1 year
@LuckyMbabazi Couldn't afford a condom.. I used a kaveera
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@tonvionny
Katonny💥
7 months
@DeeSandy20 Naye mwagala ki ekituufu.. How do you keep saying harder and don't expect me to sweat?
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Katonny💥
5 months
@PoliceUg @Lukowoyesigyire I hope he is a biology teacher who was going to coach the girl on reproduction. The best they can do is charge him with trespass
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Katonny💥
5 years
@AndrewMwenda You want us to celebrate them for doing what they are supposed to do? What they should have done along time ago?
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Katonny💥
1 year
@iam_zamanii After creaming and seeing wet.. My stupid brain had traveled to hell
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Katonny💥
3 years
@Ugawoman02 You must be Asan's daughter only on twitter. If you didn't get help, how about us he doesn't even follow?
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Katonny💥
5 years
@JanetMuseveni @MakerereU The best decision u had made was to keep quiet. Should have just kept quiet
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Katonny💥
3 years
@anitah_trinasha Right about now he is one of the reasons for the bad image of the country in African.
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Katonny💥
5 years
After following someone, how long should I wait for them to follow back before I unfollow?
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Katonny💥
3 years
@BebeCoolUG Worry about your children too, who will protect them while their parents are in jail..
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Katonny💥
3 years
Wabula this ki Country of ours
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Katonny💥
7 months
Lately it seems like so many things you had no idea about.. Who has been in charge all this time?
@nbstv
NBS Television
7 months
President @KagutaMuseveni : How can you tax young enterprises and industries when you're giving these old companies tax holidays for 10 years? #NBSUpdates
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Katonny💥
2 years
@ChrisObore1 Those tourism sites have been there for ages, which one have you developed??
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Katonny💥
3 years
@bamwinejnr Doesn't really matter, at the end of the day the first round was created to embarrass us
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Katonny💥
4 years
@HanahK256 He has done what a Member of Parliament does.. Talk on behalf of his people, represent their views.. That's his only job
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Katonny💥
4 years
@eddykenzoficial Where did you copy this from? I have checked @muftimenk and he hasn't tweeted that
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Katonny💥
4 years
@mkainerugaba If you had to come out and tweet now, you are really scared.
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Katonny💥
2 years
@GabrielBuule You don't expect people to react to situations the same way you would, that's why we are all different..
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Katonny💥
25 days
@ManUtd being your wife while @realmadrid is your side dish explains how most men survive in marriages. You need both of them.
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Katonny💥
3 years
@Kathyrene17 But why would anyone ever compare themselves to Football? Even my girlfriend knows when it's soccer time I'm single.. And nothing can change that
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Katonny💥
3 years
Things only said by those whose parents don't have money.
@Hbamulinde
Hillary bamulinde
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Your parent's money is not your money.
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Katonny💥
3 months
It's the year 2124, someone will be checking the time line and realise even this person died.
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Dr Kasenene
3 months
Now this is proper lunch for someone who uses more of their brains to work than their muscles.😊
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Katonny💥
5 years
#UgandansHaveThisThing of thinking it's the men that have to kill the snake. I see it, I run
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Katonny💥
5 years
@eddykenzoficial I have a cousin that looks like Rema.... Tosumagira blood
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Katonny💥
5 months
@Nabimara_paul Even if she is 30 but with unplaited hair, just assume she is a student and walk away
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Katonny💥
6 months
@kirya_ug Abaavu mubala nnyo wabula... You see capital in everything...
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Katonny💥
3 years
One goal for every Arsenal player that finished the game against Wolves. That's how generous we are. This was for you @arsenal #MUNSOU
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Katonny💥
5 years
@AndrewMwenda @HEBobiwine So he misfired on some things, and it's alright. If I asked M7 about computer algorithms I bet he wouldn't understand...but he still has a minister of ICT..
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Katonny💥
4 years
@SheilahGashumba I have just recovered from Corona virus @SheilahGashumba ..1m will be enough for me
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Katonny💥
3 years
@daniellutaaya We know.. But we are hopeful. It's God fighting for us now
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Katonny💥
5 months
@EvelynMic_ It would be nice if you just told us how much you charge, that way we don't waste time if we can't manage.
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Katonny💥
2 months
@UGLawyer I see Christians putting on moslem attires and I feel sorry.. They don't even care about your holidays
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Katonny💥
5 years
@Ugaman01 Really don't care if he becomes president or not. Right now he is the only one giving hope to those Ugandans that yearn for change... For a young man to be hope for millions of people is not something small....it's something u can will never give.
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Katonny💥
3 years
@Hbamulinde Finally you tweeted something I don't agree with. If you support this government, for me that means you support whatever comes with it , you can keep your contributions too.. Sagala
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Katonny💥
5 years
@REMAUG1 Kale I remember when you came to sing at my sister's intro last year, Kati singa nze gwowana
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Katonny💥
3 years
Why are you people awake at this time?
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Katonny💥
5 years
Every time I watch a series and get to a gay scene, my disgust level goes to 101%. ..I mute, close my eyes after I delete the series or movies.
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@tonvionny
Katonny💥
2 years
@LuckyMbabazi Showing up all the time is a problem itself..
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@tonvionny
Katonny💥
3 years
@basket_mouth Ask @Omah_Lay what happened to him... We are waiting for you
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@tonvionny
Katonny💥
2 years
@kirya_ug 50 people alone make another event.. They have got to pay
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