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consulting is so funny because why would you ask a 21 year old for advice
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my bf’s friend group (26 year olds) got drunk and retook the SATs
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my friend just found out 1 year into a relationship that her therapist is her boyfriend’s mom
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relationship tip: don’t date your therapist’s son
follow me for more relationship tips
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Who would you cast as Wario and Waluigi in a ‘MARIO’ sequel?
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gen z really went from eating tide pods to rebuilding the financial system
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men will make 6 figures working in tech and still wash their face with shampoo
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maybe princess kate is just heads down building in stealth right now
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gen z fears nothing?
try putting a period at the end of your texts to them
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no need to see Oppenheimer when I live with a man who blows up the bathroom every day
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who are all the males in crypto? tag all the males in crypto below! 👇
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no longer calling them tech bros
they are Kens and their job is just “computer”
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You can shit on SF all you want but our airport is far superior to any New York options
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my toxic trait is saying “sounds good!” when it does not in fact sound good
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“building a stablecoin” how about you try building a stable relationship
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men used to go to war, now they die searching for product market fit
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the single best thing you can do for yourself is date (and marry) an absolute nerd
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did it hurt? when you gave yourself anxiety over a scenario you made up entirely in your head?
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a year ago I got into grad school and now i work in web3 and disappoint my parents full time
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my bf thought the average engagement ring cost $400k
please no one tell him
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when I was a young girl I always dreamed of growing up and maximizing shareholder value
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I am thrilled to announce that I'm joining
@variantfund
as the Director of Education & Events
I'll be working with
@ljin18
,
@jessewldn
,
@spencernoon
, & the incredible team to enhance learning & knowledge sharing around building for the ownership economy:
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asked my bf what he wanted for his birthday, he said “high margin, recurring revenue”
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most people don’t know this but “hors d’oeuvres” is actually pronounced “horse divorce”
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he keeps calling our relationship stable, but I just don’t USDC it
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very sad to hear about the layoffs
@coinbase
today + all of the layoffs in recent news. My DMs are always open to anyone impacted + looking for support!
@variantfund
has 484+ roles open across our portfolio. When you're ready, I want to help you find yours!
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my bf says all men “gargle” shower water:
1. are you ok
2. can you confirm
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14 year old me always dreamed of waking up and checking slack first thing in the morning ❤️
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it’s his time
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if this ends up being the post that gets me to 10k i will run a half marathon
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behind every adhd boyfriend is a type A, anxiety-ridden girlfriend
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babe, are you ok? you’ve barely touched your Q1 roadmap and it’s already Q2
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“so great to meet you! maybe i can start with some background on me and then would love to learn more about you!!”
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We are so excited to share our Transition to Web3 Guide for non-technical roles!
This 6 step guide is filled with selected resources and tips to help those looking to make a career pivot into web3.
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Today
@variantfund
released "The Ownership Economy 2022: A primer on the state of web3"
I am here to provide a primer of said primer 😎
Let's jump in...
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“Great to meet you! I’m happy to give some background about me and then would love to learn more about you!!!”
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who needs chatGPT when you could just date a man who explains everything to you unprompted
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