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a bunch of spotify (potentially apple music) links in the shape of person

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8 days
twitter user sicksadchris summer playlist thread lets go.
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2 years
why i just see adam levine fall to his knees in a walmart parking lot
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The last payphone in New York City was officially removed today.
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Jacob Elordi and Barry Keoghan at the ‘Saltburn’ premiere.
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1 year
the way little mix stans warp reality to their own liking is so fascinating to me
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little mix, 1999
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11 months
i hope he donates his brain to science when he dies
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Drake leaves hotel in a dog mask.
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8 months
everyone else was at the kids choice awards and she was at the oscars.
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You’d never guess that this was just a disney channel movie
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6 months
i was about to tweet this gif with "me practicing for jacob elordi" but then i remembered thats exactly what she's doing here
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1 year
that breath control is something serious
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6 months
divorced, neck deep in homewrecker allegations, rem beauty, roots need a touch up, fucking on spongebob, and wine drunk in the studio yeah the albums gonna eat
@AG7Source
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she’s drinking in the studio this album is going to be insane
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10 months
i dont even dislike the song but she doing a lot like why are you covered in blood with the devil for a song with a nintendo soundtrack beat
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Doja Cat drops her new single “Paint the Town Red.” @DojaCat
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1 year
close enough. sing break my soul for us
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1 year
Rita Ora for the 2023 #MetGala .
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1 year
thank you greta gerwig
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1 year
just remembered trixie mattel and paris hilton aren’t in the barbie movie
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7 months
i know she could manage the fuck out of a kohls
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this is jacob from abbott elementary.
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2 years
WE GETTIN FUCKED UP TONIGHTTT
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1 month
i know she just means he's good at math but my brain instantly interpreted this as him being bey's financial advisor
@beyoncepress
Beyoncé Press.
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"Sir is very quiet, he does all of the numbers stuff, so he's not into fashion as much." —Tina Knowles about her grandson. 💙 She also described him as a “very, very smart” kid.
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2 years
its so funny to me that prince turned down doing bad as a duet with mj bc he thought it sounded gay....like yeah it sounds gay why do you think he called YOU up to sing it 😭
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@sicksadchris
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11 months
me when i didn't realize perks of being a wallflower was set in the 90s because i assumed they were all really committed hipsters
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1 year
him: you must be zendaya wearing a big ass hat if you think we- me:
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10 months
sometimes the joke is so easy its not even comedically gratifying to make it
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Drake in new selfie.
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11 months
he's always on that stage all oiled up and naked because he's trying to distract you all from the fact that he can't stay on key
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
11 months
Ross Lynch trends following viral video of him performing THE DRIVER ERA track “Fantasy” at a show in June.
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9 months
yall strict as fuck omg
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avi
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do americans really go to target for vinyls
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2 years
sing for us florence welch
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6 months
im gonna be seated for her random bullshit every time idgaf
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9 months
the big ass camera coming out of nowhere 😭
@dragontattoogrI
azhar
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She’s just like me
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2 months
act iii isn't gonna be rnb. yall better preorder those doc martens and get ready for the mosh pit.
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1 year
beyonce for the first half of lemonade:
@normalmadeline
Маделейн .
1 year
Why am I lowkey in the mood to get divorced rn
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1 year
accidentally playing the clean version of a song is so disturbing
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6 months
who the hell named that white girl suki waterhouse
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10 months
ohh marina guess whose froot looks familiar now...
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9 months
is it dark pop or is the album cover in black and white
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Emre.
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yeah dark pop really needs to make a comeback…
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11 months
the mom in victorious not even trying to hide her affair with her husband's coworker....its no wonder trina acted like that she came from a broken home!
@ophmaraj
oph ☆
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them being the worst parents
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@sicksadchris
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1 year
its like if john mulaney cross bred with that guy taylor swift dated that one time
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revenge mommy
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she hasn't had anything to prove for a WHILE if we're being honest
@BuzzingPop
Buzzing Pop
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“I have nothing to prove to anyone at this point.” — Beyoncé in new teaser for ‘Renaissance: A Film by Beyoncé’
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11 months
ariana is really on her WORST BEHAVIOR. this kind of stuff is NASTY and i can't IMAGINE being in the headspace that makes you think this kind if stuff is okay. i really hope she can MAKE UP for acting on that BAD IDEA. i hope all parties involved GET WELL SOON
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@sicksadchris
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3 years
the simulation writers getting lazy we done did this james charles shit ab 3 times already
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1 year
the wendy williams show was so insane cause she would say "clap if you think she should suffer" at 8am on a tuesday and the entire audience would erupt in applause
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@sicksadchris
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2 years
alex russo: OMG THE EVIL WIZARD IS COMING WHAT DO WE DO harper:
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3 months
ariana if this is the kind of music spongebob brings out of you i want you to stay with him for as long as you need
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@sicksadchris
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4 months
the niche and obscure television series sex and the city
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Oh god. Gen Z is gonna discover Sex and the City
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1 year
tf was olivia doing in 2014 for you to be stanning her
@cowboyinwoods13
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when did you become a livie? I’m a sour livie 💜
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ariana its not too late to make an extended mix of eternal sunshine where you talk about how he never sold a house
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1 year
IMMA PUT YOUR SHIT IN A CARDBOARD BOX
@updatespinkp
PinkPantheress Updates ☆
1 year
📸 | PinkPantheress with some fans
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10 months
so is red, white, and royal blue good or is it "gay people deserve bad movies too" good?
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1 year
streets saying they only paid her 250 this is a little bit too much energy if you ask me
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𝙒𝙤𝙬𝙯𝙖
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she’s so talented that she can still sing without the mic
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1 year
she stay clutching the fuck outta that purse
@updatespinkp
PinkPantheress Updates ☆
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📸 | PinkPantheress with Power 106 FM in LA
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11 months
keke palmer biography
@satellitesbooks
fer🍄
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JUST FOUND A BOOK WHERE SHE IS THE BILLIONAIRE AND HE IS THE POOR ONE
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3 months
the leaks on the tl, everyone decoding the disses in real time, the search for who was dancing to r kelly, the week long nicki meltdown, and the push for number 1... it was one of the most chaotic weeks ive ever experienced on this app
@stallionhubb
Stallion Hub
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1 month ago, Megan Thee Stallion released “HISS”.
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do you ever wonder...what its like to be part of that world?
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ayesha🫧
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why she look like a mix of chloe and halle
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she can never just say what she means she always has to act like the zodiac killer
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BEYONCÉ LEGION 𐚁
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1 year
the video of them doing what
@rihnaisssance
kiki 💕
1 year
this picture has always been so funny to me bc you know their pr teams told them to do this to redirect attention from the vid of them buying meth
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4 months
nose full of that tina SNOW
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1 year
that moves like jagger tweet really changed the way gay people talk about music because you used to say "this song is good" but now you say "the landlord was banging on her door and she had nothing but 4 dollars and the clothes on her back"
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POUNCE ON THAT SHIT, DANCE POUNCE ON THAT SHIT, DANCE POUNCE ON THAT SHIT, DANCE BOUNCE ON THAT SHIT, NO HANDS
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1 year
its like watching michelangelo climb the scaffolding to paint the ceiling of the sistine chapel
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witnessing this taught me to mind my own damn business
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@SasTheAss
couronne cherie
1 year
do y'all mind y'all business when y'all see a mutual being dragged? 😭
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BUCKIN, BUCKIN, BUCKIN, WHOA BUCKIN, BUCKIN, BUCKIN, LIKE A MECHANICAL BULL
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pressing play on a non-cowboy carter song
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i'll be your back seat baby, drivin' you crazy, anytime you like
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obsessed with beyonce trying to keep a low profile and sneak around while wearing comically large cowboy hats
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beyonce the only person to make an album more mysterious and confusing by revealing more about it
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the way the boy is mine slows down and speeds up yo she caught it
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11 months
if you gave beyonce this beat she could make shit shake idk
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you people think that the final act in the most ambitious, genre bending, boundary pushing point in beyonces career is.....classic rnb?
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if i speak
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thought this was trixie and katya for a second
@cicconeLife
BEAUTIFUL GAME
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The moment when you, a flop, come across another flop, and decide to maximize your joint flopping
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eugenicist with genocidal tendencies who tried to murder his son and refers to his wife as a pet vs teenage girl who wants her boyfriend to be honest with her
@MrYGuy2
The Ratchet Galaxy🔞
1 year
The villain --- The Real Villain
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that wicked vocal training was SERIOUS
@ArianaToday
Ariana Grande Today ☀️
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ariana grande sings “twinkle twinkle little star” for vogue ✧⋆。˚⋆ฺ
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he's packing something longer than my wishlist under the mistletoe getting more than kisses i love you *insert city* merry christmas
@iHeartRadio
iHeartRadio
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What nonsense outro do you think @SabrinaAnnLynn will come up with for #iHeartJingleBall !? 🤪🎄 #Z100JingleBall More Info:
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"god forbid something happens, least this song is a smash" is a risky ass thing to put in a song cause what if that shit flopped
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doth thou ever ponder...whomst else has partaken in the decadent fruits from the garden of thy lover?
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sza casting justin bieber in the snooze music video
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i feel like beyonce could do something on this idk
@sixinchbeys
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i’ll really listen to anything why am i moving rn
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the theatricality and drama of pushing an empty swing instead of just getting in it and swinging...she was born to perform
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@soIodown
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dawg
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1 year
well he said a little bit more after that
@Yeeezyrih
Yeezyrih
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But when Ye says it he’s crazy …
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a 15 second tiktok having more cuts than a marvel fight scene
@anthonyugaa
🦋Lambilyant💫🥰
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This was a moment #MariahCarey
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"it sounds like h&m music" being used as a criticism of pop music
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it should've been you...
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janet jackson interludes
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this is indicative of something deeply sinister residing within you idk
@misterminsoo
Joshua Minsoo Kim
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i just found this out today
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they were engraving her name on the grammy before she even got to the bridge
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this is so...😭
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3 months
if they book her for one more thing shes gonna start having 2014 flashbacks
@leahghostin
𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐡 ౨ৎ ∞☼
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we’re so lucky 🥲
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a cgi kick...really?
@sethspov
SETHY 🪐
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i’m seeing so many people asking if her kick & acrobatics in the trailer was cgi or a stunt double 😭 ariana’s really gagging people with her performance as glinda
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how it feels to hit replay on bags by clairo for the third time
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1 year
LIKESGSGDS
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@iemonade
★ jãy ★
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I think it’s so tasteful they don’t show the nominees’ live reaction anymore like that is so nasty bsbsbsh
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like they really pretend that jesy never existed thats so crazy 😭
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@itskeyon why the graduating class of 1884 always saying something my god
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at her core she's bitter and hateful and that's why i respect her
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ariana carey houston knowles carter
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to me its the national anthem
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she got deported from flopsville oh im smiling
@charts_sabrina
SabrinaUpdates
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. @SabrinaAnnLynn ’s “Espresso” is now challenging for a new peak at #2 on next week’s Billboard Hot 100 (via @talkofthecharts ).
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well i much prefer this to drake running around looking like solange on the a seat at the table album cover
@iamRTI
𝕾𝖑𝖎𝖒𝖊
1 month
"I hate the way that you dress" 🤣😭
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@TEXASTITTIE "oh no she didnt try it, YOU tried it" 😭
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when dolly p is a spoken interlude interlude by dolly that leads into beys flipped version of jolene hold on
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ariana used to be so nastyshshkd
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hayley williams just cut her vocals for act 3 btw.
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