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@Kikasitsu
@DylanBurns1776
Oh no you got me in a gotcha, that's what I didn't want. Oh no. I was got in a gotcha. That's the opposite of what I wanted to happen. Oh no. What will I do now that I've been got in a gotcha? I'm just so sad that I'm in a gotcha. Oh no.
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@autogyniphiles
Some TERFS have argued that trans women have an unfair advantage in professional wrestling. You know the thing that almost every adult knows is fixed and not real.
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@alumnihilism
@incelReplies
As a man who likes women, I can't imagine this working either.
Also I have never seen cleavage shown while skiing. I swear this guy thinks horny guy movies are real life.
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@MillieCheesey
"People are going to go after women who don't look feminine enough."
"No they won't."
*People go after women who aren't feminine enough*
"I don't care."
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@BuenoForMiami
@Bwarzy
I've re-read it a few times and I don't see it. You imply that she doesn't have self control, ethics, or works hard. You only mention that society is okay with her body, you never state your own opinion. The optics make it seem petty, regardless of your actual feelings.
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@fuckyouiquit
We really should teach high schoolers basic employment laws so people can't get away with things like this.
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@halomancer1
I have flown a lot and I have never seen someone put their hair over the seat back.
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@ask_aubry
Might be an unpopular opinion, but I don't think Steve is that bad. Not a fan of the tentical income, but he seems to put himself out there without being condescending and listing his faults. As long as Steve isn't being shitty to women, let Steve be Steve.
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@arabbitnamedEB
Watching this, makes you really wonder how she would have turned out without the internet or with better parents. For a while I was starting to feel bad for Chris. Although the Liquid Chris part was absolutely hilarious.
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@punishedmother
I was rear ended by the drunk driver and totaled my truck. I have a picture of me with a big smile and a thumbs up on a stretcher. Victims don't only act in one way.
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@BadMedicalTakes
IIRC there was a study that found Amish had the same Autism rate as the general population.
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@hunter_hhhh
Maybe we can all pool our money together to buy a gun and rob a bank, and then buy a bigger gun and rob a better bank.
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@XanderhalTV
Ah Quidditch. It's basically like a game of soccer but there's also one player from each team looking for a ping pong ball in a massive stadium and if you find it the game is over and you get five goals. Making everything on the field basically meaningless.
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@LDammned
@alumnihilism
@incelReplies
Here's the photo from the orginal tweet. Clearly this woman is a model of some sort.
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@DylanBurns1776
"Russia would steamroll the military with the most powerful Navy and Air Force."
Meanwhile it struggles with a country with a fraction of the military strength with no real Navy or Air Force.
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@BlueandGray1864
@bad_histories
Who is the highest member of the Confederate government who didn't own slaves or belong to a family with slaves?
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@DennisPrattFree
@coleman_shaffer
Wait until you find out that the Confederacy wanted a strong centralized government and even admitted states rights was a tactic to get what they want.
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@EsserZed
@autogyniphiles
I've seen wrestlers wrestle a tent, a blow up doll, a dog, and an actual 9 year old girl.
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@MattBinder
"Yeah I'll condemn Nazis if there's proof."
*Guy is screaming he's a Nazi*
"I'm just not convinced."
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@lavern_spicer
No they didn't. I don't follow you, yet you constantly show up on my timeline.
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@BadMedicalTakes
In the 18th century it was common practice for pregnant women to have wills ready. I'm sure that's just a coincidence.
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@ArmisDei
@bad_histories
I got bad news for you. People knew slavery was bad back then, that's why most countries banned slavery by 1860.
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@redditships
This is why communication is important.
I usually ask for do's and don'ts from women before sex.
Men and women: there is nothing wrong with saying "I don't like that." during sex.
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@ask_aubry
My ex-wife did that to me. It drove me nuts. Even inconsequential stuff. Not the reason we split, but it didn't help.
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@denfoilhon
@bad_histories
Guess what? In football if you gain more yards than the other team but score fewer points, you still lose. In baseball if you get more hits, you can still lose.
It doesn't matter, the confederacy lost the war and nothing you can say will change that fact. So once again scoreboard
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@cpsocialprmgmnt
@ask_aubry
I was on the fence thinking that maybe he did something wrong and getting on outsiders prospective to see if he actually did.
No he just wanted validation.
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@ask_aubry
The country was also built on slavery, but now agree that it was bad.
Well some people don't, but they're weird.
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@teeeeebles
@SYACVG
The Catholic Church should leave little children alone. That's the real issue.
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@LadyxWinter_
@LarryTBraverman
@shoe0nhead
What if there's a spider on the step stool? I thought so.
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@MarzSera
@actually_sam_a
@Archangel7622
@ODonnell4NH
You have the burden of proof backwards. Your job to prove something is happening, not our job to prove something isn't happening.
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@TommyLavinTST
@ask_aubry
My brother did some dumb stuff and was constantly in trouble with the law. Finally my mom refused to bail him out of jail. My brother got his girlfriend to bail him out, but my brother learned that he couldn't count on my parents to bail him out. He turned himself around.
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@zabaseme
@minicooper_az
@DaveLeeBBG
If you made 20 bucks from a tweet with 3 likes and 22 replies Twitter would go under instantly.
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@RightWingCope
Conservatives: "Abortion seems to be extremely unpopular and it seems to be costing us elections. I KNOW ABORTION IS WORSE THAN SLAVERY!"
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@ask_aubry
"But in today's legal system, my beliefs don't matter. In Texas divorce is permitted when one party wants it, period."
Sounds like he wanted to keep his wife against her will.
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@bjones306
@CorradoStar
@LegendaryEnergy
@rumblevideo
I get a "If I got my way, she couldn't leave me." Vibe. Why would you want to stay married to someone who doesn't want to be married to you?
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@ask_aubry
There are plenty of universally attractive women in their 40s and beyond. Not just celebrities.
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