Matt McCarthy
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Comic. I❤️VHS. Carl on How We Roll, Badman, No Jeggings, Nic Cage agent, Biracial Angel The Other Guys, exWWE writer. Host of @wewatchwpodcast & @watchitpodcast
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Remember when Kenny Omega was back for like two weeks? That was awesome
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AEW is just a bunch of former WWE guys! GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
No midcards could ever possibly be worth dick all in another company!
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Tom Brady! You just won the Superbowl! What’re you gonna do now?
“I’m gonna storm the Capitol!”
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what are they going to realize it wasn’t the movie, it was gene wilder
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I feel bad for people who don’t like professional wrestling
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“She should’ve pressed charges then.” - men who should consider shutting the fuck up
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“I hate Robert DeNiro now! Actors shouldn’t talk about politics!” - people who love Ronald Reagan and elected a reality TV host
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With all due respect to Darius Rucker but why in the blue fuck wouldn’t we have thought his name was Hootie?
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@lancereddick
He was just so sweet, we had so much fun shooting our last scene on Corporate. I’m so sorry for your loss.
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I love these clowns who say Ric Flair is the ultimate GOAT over Brady or Jordan because Flair won 16 championships.
You’re idiots.
It’s 21.
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This doesn’t even feel real, it feels like audio from the Simpsons was placed over footage of two boring multimillionaires talking.
Dan Castellaneta and
@theharryshearer
improvise in-character(s) on Late Night with
@ConanOBrien
, November 20, 2002.
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I can’t imagine being this desperate for attention AND I’M A PROFESSIONAL COMEDIAN.
Merry Christmas! 🎄
ps. Santa, please bring ammo. 🎁
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Let's consider this point: Political correctness is so far gone that people find Jerry Seinfeld offensive.
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First the Cubs, now Biff is President. My fucking car better fly in the morning, I swear to God.
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This guy shits outside
WATCH: "I will not be muzzled like a mad dog;" face mask debate turns fierce in St. Lucie County.
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And people say Vince McMahon doesn’t understand comedy.
BREAKING NEWS:
@HulkHogan
and
@TitusONeilWWE
will host
@WrestleMania
37 at
@RJStadium
in
#TampaBay
on April 10 & 11!
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2020 SUCKS SO BAD THAT WE’RE ON THE POST OFFICE’S SIDE
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HEY FUCK CLOWN
I am SELF EMPLOYED and I’m looking for a USED CAR
I like VHS TAPES and JAPANESE PRO WRESTLING
Sometimes if THE CRANBERRIES are playing and I’m with MY 3 YEAR OLD SON it makes me CRY
If you got a PROBLEM with that
SORRY HONEY
TALK TO A TRUSTED FRIEND ABOUT IT
god these are fantastic. i want to make one that's like
"NEWS REPORTER
i drive a HONDA
i eat RAMEN NOODLES
and i like LAX PUBLIC RECORDS LAWS
if you don't like it
MOVE"
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I would want Benoit to face homocide charges
If Eddie Guerrero and Chris Benoit were still alive in their prime who would you want them to face?🤔🤔
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I’m writing a movie where suddenly I’m the only person alive who remembers AC/DC and I steal their songs and everyone is skeeved out by my catalog of songs about Hell and my balls.
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@realDonaldTrump
Let the record reflect that Mr. Cohen identified the defendant, Donald J. Trump.
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Question: if “all lives matter,” then shouldn’t you wanna wear a mask so you don’t spread germs?
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I don't watch Game of Thrones but I do love that people are upset the dragon lady turned heel. You've been worked. Pro wrestling wins again.
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I met
@thenickwayne
once!
Show us your favorite picture you have taken with an indie talent! 👀
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This was clearly meant to be a google search
Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?
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Never forget the first mass gathering of Americans after 9/11 was a Smackdown taping. If we stop watching pro wrestling the terrorists win.
"America's heart has been wounded, but her spirit...shines as a beacon of freedom...that never has been nor ever will be extinguished!" -
@VinceMcMahon
#NeverForget
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It’s true, her dad has been accused of forcing himself on at least 22 women.
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Please let him also be the musical guest
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Imagine owning a wrestling company and firing Keith Lee.
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Shits getting bleak when Fox News says, "whoa whoa whoa!"
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Remember: Ash Wednesday is NOT a holy day of obligation, anyone you see with ashes isn't a good catholic they're a poser who hates their job
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If this plane goes down please remember me as one who, above all else, stole jokes from
@KarenKilgariff
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Word is Biden is waiting to address the nation until after Kenny vs Hangman
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Chris Jericho went being the next Shawn Michaels to the next Randy Quaid.
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After this argument was over he smacked my beer as he was walking away and it spilled all over Sibley
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Wait....... were WE Vern the whole time?? Ernest was just talking to US?
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What beach, Hulk??
It’s starting to get crazy in N Beach again brother and I love it HH
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Bob Dole outlived Norm Macdonald. We’re living in a simulation.
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YOU GET AUDITED EVERY YEAR BECAUSE YOU'RE A CROOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#debatenight
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More Herman than Herman
Rob Zombie Officially Confirms His Next Movie is ‘The Munsters’!
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YOU ABSOLUTE STUPID OLD MAN.
Why did you ever put her in the ring??? Billie Kay is THE most entertaining, charismatic, funny, person who can think on their feet THAT YOU HAVE.
The next Bobby Heenan and you blew it.
I hope she gets scooped up by ANYONE else and they make it happen
WWE has come to terms on the release of Billie Kay and Mickie James.
We wish Billie and Mickie the best in all of their future endeavors.
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The historical inaccuracies of summer 1985 in Stranger Things don’t bother me, would a bag of M&M’s without any red ones have been appreciated? Of course. But I refuse to believe these kids didn’t watch WrestleMania or AT THE VERY LEAST saw The Bruiser’s company going downhill.
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@bryanalvarez
If it was in the Tokyo Dome it’d be... actually it’d be disinfected at the break. Carry on.
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They can’t hurt you anymore, Terry.
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Here’s as simple as I can make it, Lio:
Writer: “I have a great idea for [insert name of any WWE talent not being pushed].”
VKM: “Where’s Randy?”
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My new record drops Oct 23rd!!
Pre-order now via iTunes, Amazon, or Google Play!!
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I don’t know what I need to do to help the algorithm for this. If I need to say happy birthday or welcoming a new baby to the world, 8lbs 3oz, or that a loved one died, my deepest condolences or
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Hey
@KenJennings
@Jeopardy
is airing on the west coast and I just wanted you to know I knew the correct response and your wife is also correct. Cutting Edge rules.
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I don’t understand what the fuck
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Out of curiosity, when was the last time WWE put a smile on your face?
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Well if we’re going to mislead the public we may as well roll out Glenn Jacobs
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BOOP! What’s going on, dude? Saw that Velveteen Dream entrance tonight, brother! It was also pointed out to me that Dream’s a black guy! Had no idea! I don’t see color anymore, dude! Anyway, call me back, I feel a tag called The Velvet Powers, just spitballing! BOOP!
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Boss, maybe this is the idea that gets me thrown outta the room, but what if we had Chris get drunk at a Longhorn Steakhouse and some motherfucker just steals the strap out from under him?
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When I was your age, Netflix was called VHS tapes. And this is a special VHS tape. It was the VHS tape my father used to show to me when I was sick, and I used to show it to your father. And today, I'm gonna show it to you.
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@bryanalvarez
Oh but if Tokyo... and the Dome... and the... AEW... you.... oh who has the energy anymore?
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Fav part of the Nick Khan interview:
“A lot of the Indy wrestlers have come through our system… we don't want to just keep doing that same thing.”
This mentality directly caused the Indy boom of the 2010’s and literally created AEW.
Best of luck in your future endeavors.
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If you ever hear someone say, “That’s when Wrestling was good.” They suck. 10/10 Suck.
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Today was fucked. But we also randomly found our neighbor’s bunny out loose and returned it back to them. Joy is still alive and all around us.
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RIP
@CollegeHumor
I will forever be grateful for all the jeggings, nic cage movies, batman villians, commissioner gordons, porn techs, catfishes, and dozens of everything elses I got to be a part of.
Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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There’s only one problem and it turned 76 last month.
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Wrestling fans: Kamala Harris is picked as Biden’s VP this week of all weeks... we’re living in a simulation.
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I don’t know. I’m starting to think Trump is in over his head.
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Oh everybody is crazy. I just watched 1984 and it’s great. Gal Godot isn’t even in it.
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