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@m2palmer
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3 years
lockdown aint the same without 30 degree heat
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2 years
How good were them 3/4 months you didnt hear a peep about covid, run it back asap
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@m2palmer
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2 years
Why does my bird treat washing her hair like she has to go serve in the afghan war
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@m2palmer
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2 years
in a UK school he’d have a bunsen burner up to his neck on day 2
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Gotta respect the consistency 🤣 (via daddyjaydon/TT)
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@m2palmer
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3 years
3rd geeza in looks like me after a couple tangfastics
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@m2palmer
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2 years
Tender stem broccoli is the GOAT of all vegetables
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@m2palmer
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3 years
Lockdown dont sound like that bad of an idea tbh, bank account could definitely do with one anyway
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@m2palmer
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4 years
the north and the south of england are like 2 different nationalities
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@m2palmer
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3 years
how stuck up u got to be to ignore a happy birthday message 🤣
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@m2palmer
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2 years
Glad to be involved
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“45% of adults in the U.K. have less than £500 in savings” This is such a crazy stat
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@m2palmer
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4 years
buying 5 boohoo dresses for £7 each aint a “spending problem” btw
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@m2palmer
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4 years
not to get deep but it’s scary to think that some people i know wouldnt even say a word to me if they saw me on a night out but if i died would be claiming how much they love/miss me on socials, very fucked up generation.
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@m2palmer
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3 years
“do you remember what you did last night” has got to be the worst sentence you can ever hear
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@m2palmer
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7 months
Gary Neville when theres a bad tackle
@gunsnrosesgirl3
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This pineapple sea cucumber
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@m2palmer
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2 years
Who actually turns round n thinks their 18 plate golf needs its own instagram page ???
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@m2palmer
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2 years
Thats some heavy packet that
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@m2palmer
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2 years
That cal the dragons done well for himself aint he
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@m2palmer
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4 years
every group has that one pal that you call by their last name
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@m2palmer
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4 years
find a banger > rinse it for a week > absolutely despise it, thats how it goes every single time.
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@m2palmer
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3 years
if you didnt have a sick summer regardless of rona last year thats on you🤣
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@m2palmer
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3 years
“early bird catches the worm” shutup mate its just the time you start work
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@m2palmer
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2 years
If my nan had balls she’d be my grandad
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if traveling was free, you would never see me again.
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@m2palmer
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5 months
some ungrateful shit bags about these days
@JadenBeLikes
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My mom is a npc😂😂😂
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@m2palmer
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3 years
i cant stress enough how much i dont wna get old 🤣
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@m2palmer
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3 years
u know you had a heavy weekend when your banks asking if your own transactions are fraud
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@m2palmer
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2 years
1 holiday a month instead of 4 weekends out ✅
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@m2palmer
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3 years
boring people do my nut in, live a little ffs
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@m2palmer
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3 years
i say memories over money but i go out get busted and don’t remember anything ffs
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@m2palmer
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3 years
that first eat in nandos is gonna be levels
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@m2palmer
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2 years
taking a £750 loan out when i was 18 pissed up in turkey w a 1000% APR might be one of the worst mistakes i ever made😭😭 £3600 to pay back for £750 idec if im posting my Ls on the TL im tryna spread awareness 😭😭
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@m2palmer
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4 years
if FOMO werent a thing my bank account would look something like that of jeff bezos
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@m2palmer
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9 months
Well i know what pool i wont be going in when i go ibiza
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@m2palmer
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2 years
Social media & drugs.
@Wealth_Pill
Lewin | Wealth Pill 💊
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In your opinion, why do you think most people suffer from depression?
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@m2palmer
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2 years
waking up in ur own bed & seeing your mates in kitchens is what winning feels like
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@m2palmer
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2 years
They deserve to get this kinda treatment 😂😂
@Dave_Stella69
Dave🍺🍺🍺🍺
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Don’t expect anything different from bouncers
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@m2palmer
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2 years
the king of all low quality videos
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It’s always the low quality videos that be fucking hilarious
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@m2palmer
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2 years
howve i just asked my boy for a number n hes sent me this
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@m2palmer
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4 years
if you go for ur boys/girls ex youre a scumbag n thats it, no debates
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@m2palmer
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3 years
whoever said brunette over blonde was lying
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@m2palmer
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3 years
£16 for a pick n mix at cineworld no wonder no one goes cinema no more, just had to sell the house ffs
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@m2palmer
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2 years
how can u have a kid before you have a driving license 😂
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@m2palmer
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3 years
Goin to rave just to chirps birds is v strange behaviour
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@m2palmer
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2 years
could post a photo of me @ 6am bolted up at an afters on facebook n my auntie/mum/nan would still comment “lovely picture of you matt xx”
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@m2palmer
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2 years
havent heard baddest of them all in a while, lifes good.
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@m2palmer
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3 years
These kinda people are elite no lie
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@m2palmer
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3 years
JDZ media era of UK music was a serious time to be alive
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@m2palmer
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9 months
Holla ya boy for the pool work geezer has got a serious job on his hands
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@m2palmer
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3 years
Gold bars are some sexy chocolate bar mate
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@m2palmer
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3 years
imagine i slept on my lil brothers trampoline all night after eastenderz cos i forgot my keys & now ive missed work
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@m2palmer
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3 years
if you’re planning on snitching on house parties tonight, have yourself a celebratory drink from the yellow bottle behind the toilet 👋🏼
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@m2palmer
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3 years
Fuse must’ve been a hell of a party cos you lot aint shut the fuck up about it for 2 days now
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@m2palmer
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2 years
Fuck me they using a JBL speaker ?? 😂
@RaveFootage
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Solid Grooves at DC10 Ibiza 🕺🏻💃🪩🖤
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4 years
working & ghosting the winter with a 10/10 looks like a very good shout, cant lie
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4 years
i need a breathalyser instead of face id for my phone, couple stellas and bit of columbian & ive messaged 4 exs & replied to a story highlight from 2016
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3 years
June 21st is not far away at all now, roll on zero social distancing & get me back in that dance asap
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@m2palmer
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3 years
being singles all well n good till it hits sunday n ur spooning ya pillow
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3 years
everyones got that one pal that needs to be sectioned init
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@m2palmer
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3 years
How do people do packet in raves id end up talking business proposal to my pals while in the dance
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@m2palmer
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2 years
Bibi dont sleep does he😂
@RaveFootage
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Wholesome moments at Michael Bibi’s secret sunrise set at Glastonbury🌙⛅️✨🧡
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2 years
Cant wait to go on holiday to ibiza and put ibiza/essex in my insta bio
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@m2palmer
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3 years
Why do people with minted parents & a good upbringing trap white i really dont get it🤣
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massive L if you dont rate seafood
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2 years
his birds fuming
@MichaelBibi1
Michael Bibi
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Just woke up from a 17 hour sleep. Thankyou to everyone that joined the parties this weekend. 🙏🏼
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2 years
Kid u not some bird on my facebook friends has called her kids Armani & Creed, fucksake
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ahahah someone said deadpool 🤣
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@m2palmer
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3 years
birds that listen to d block have yeast infections
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@m2palmer
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2 years
ketchup on a roast deserves jail time
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2 years
@LH_WHU Certi be getting 2 footed at lunch time
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@m2palmer
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4 years
mad how the government could tell us we can only eat ham and cheese toasties to stop the spread of covid n we’d just have to get on with it n do it
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3 years
Whoever thought of that idea to put people i don’t follow on my feed on ig needs shootin in the head
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@m2palmer
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4 years
every essex fella standing behind the decks at these forest raves
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@m2palmer
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3 years
i am so horny for summer bruv
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@m2palmer
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3 years
and you’re trying to tell me humans, without no technology whatsoever built these. i think the fuck not bruv
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@m2palmer
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2 years
Living on this planet
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What has simultaneously gotten worse and more expensive? 💭
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3 years
always the ones you never expected to be mates with that become your closest people
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prince andrew using tax payer money to pay off a sex assault case is absolute noncesense
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0 shame when it comes to liking stories
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@m2palmer
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3 years
yeah btw whoever invented water in a can is a top draw batty boy
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smiling at pensioners & getting evils back feels like pure betrayal
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Mr carola im sorry for ever doubting you
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2 years
cba for them dark n dingy rooms anymore, open air motives n festivals >>>
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2 years
people now a days think “manifesting” is gonna get your further than putting in graft 😂😂
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4 years
fridays without that friday feeling 🚩 🚩 🚩
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if you ain’t contemplating your life choices on a monday morning you really didnt do the weekend right
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3 years
Ngl ur probably gonna see me in a dance every weekend till 2023
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@m2palmer
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4 years
a hot country, beats, my people & a fuck off cocktail in my hand would go down an absolute treat right now ngl
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3 years
If you aint a WHP on the 27th i really dk for you, may be one of the best lineups ive ever seen
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3 years
this whole ending up in kitchens till 5am business is not for me
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3 years
lifes so good when you got a good set of people round ya
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2 years
me when i next log on to experian to check my credit score
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my mum to 7 year old me when i wouldnt eat the last couple bites of dinner
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2 years
Mums are a right laugh aint they
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3 years
working w lazy people does my swede in mate, how do you live ur life doing the bare minimum 😴
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2 years
Smoked salmon. Wow just wow
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@m2palmer
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3 years
my ex girlfriend should be somewhere in there
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if you’re over the age of 16 n still putting “recent” on your story i seriously dunno for you bruv
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he had to step to her to get banged tho??? he shouldve been on the floor in first 5 seconds of the vid
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