Liddle’ Savage
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BRCA1 positive; widow of suicide; mom of three; lover of ketchup, second-hand fashion, and truth. Join me on Threads: liddledk
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I don't care about your freedom to carry a fucking massive gun.
I care about other people's freedom to live.
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Trump paid Stormy Daniels about 13 times the amount it costs to buy a Rolex.
Just sayin'.
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Apparently a whole lot of the people who signed up for Trump's rally are K-Pop fans who are trolling the fuck out of him.
Bravo.
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If Bill Gates is buying TikTok from China, he should see if he can also buy back the Oval Office from Russia.
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I'm a mom of 3 children.
I live in the suburbs.
I work full time.
I bust my ass for my kids.
If you call me a "suburban housewife” I will knee you in the fucking groin.
Raise your hand if you are a woman living in the suburbs and you are voting for
@JoeBiden
.
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Two days before my husband killed himself. I will never ever ever understand it.
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Raise your hand if Obamagate makes you want to elect Joe Biden EVEN MORE.
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Dear MSNBC:
Give Giuliani two hours with Maddow tonight and this whole administration will be in jail by Monday.
Thanks,
America
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Watching Hillary Clinton speak at Rep. Elijah Cummings' funeral and wondering how we ended up with an illiterate, bumbling criminal idiot in office when we had her as an option.
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If Jesus showed up and ran for president in 2020 on the platform that human empathy and compassion is more important than personal wealth, do you think Trump supporters would call him a libtard to his face or just behind his back?
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I love how
@realDonaldTrump
said he slept through
@BarackObama
’s speech because he was sooooo boring, and then spends his entire fucking Friday night tweeting about Obama’s speech.
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BREAKING: Trump has delayed the big reveal of his health care plan until Neverember.
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Wow, President Biden is singlehandedly making Trump seem like the stupidest fucking small-handed asshole in all of American history.
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I need everyone to promise something:
When
@JoeBiden
announces the first female Vice President of the United States, we will rally around her.
No matter who she is, she is going to be capable, and she is going to represent our century-long aspirations for a seat at the table.
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If we were about to start dating and I told you I had a letter signed by 65 men saying I wasn’t a psychopath, pretty sure you’d think I was definitely a psychopath.
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Joe Biden has a Rolex watch and it is pissing people off.
Just FYI, Dr. Birx wore a different Hermes scarf every fucking day while she told us not to worry about a pandemic that was killing us.
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Can anyone suggest a good wine that pairs nicely with having an insane president?
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@elonmusk
So basically all of the new rules made for Twitter are going to be rules based on whatever pissed you off regarding your own account that week. Sounds impulsive and completely on brand. Bravo.
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All I want for Christmas is Lindsey Graham's front door being kicked in by the FBI.
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Tonight actually proved that we can use social media to beat Trump at his own game.
Thank you to every person who registered for the
#TulsaTrumpRally
who had zero intention of going. It was the spectacle that our country needed. You have cheered so many of us up tonight.
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At least Biden rides a bicycle, and not his daughter.
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I just have a hard time complaining about gas prices when I know an entire nation of innocent people is being mercilessly slaughtered.
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Brad Parscale called the Trump 2020 Campaign the "Death Star," which is appropriate because last night the Rebel Alliance fucking blew that shit up.
#TrumpRallyFail
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I'm sorry but the White House Press Corps is a HUGE FUCKING part of the problem.
1) Not one question about the Russian bounties
2) Not one question about the paramilitary forces in Portland
3) Nobody fucking followed up on Trump wishing a pedophile WELL????
Do your fucking job.
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Wait, so remind me again why are we trying to make peace with North Korea while making enemies with Canada, Mexico and the EU?
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I just drank my coffee with ONE HAND and none of my kids applauded. What the fuck is up with that?!?!
#TrumpRallyFail
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I’d like to purchase the same impenetrable invisible bubble that Ivanka Trump lives in, so I can go places where I’m not wanted with zero self-awareness. Does Amazon sell these?
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I just want to say a huge “fuck you” to everyone who thought voting for this idiot was going to make our country great again.
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Last time someone told me not to panic about a new virus, 500,000 Americans died because of that person.
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I just want to take a moment to recognize that Twitter has not become irrelevant without Trump, but Trump has definitely become irrelevant without Twitter.
It’s fucking fabulous.
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It has been six hours since another mass shooting took place in our country.
No statement from the White House.
No statement from Trump.
It’s 7:30 am and I have a statement: we need a new fucking president.
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Two black men have been found hanging from trees within 60 miles from one another in California? What the FUCK is going on???
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@realDonaldTrump
@foxandfriends
@MariaBartiromo
I am a woman.
I live in the suburbs.
I am a single mom.
I work full time.
If you call me a "suburban housewife" I will laugh in your face, and then knee you in the groin.
I'm voting for
#BidenHarris2020
because I am fighting for myself, my kids, and my country.
#nastywoman
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Maybe no matter what Trump tweets from now on we should all reply with “We don’t believe you.”
Over and over and over again.
Millions of us.
That would be amazing.
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I love watching the media scrambling to understand how Democrats are gaining House seats when they've all been so convinced we would lose the House this fall.
Let me help you, media. This strange political phenomenon is called "angry women."
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Trump just said that Hurricane Florence is going to be tremendously wet.
Seriously.
He just said hurricanes are wet.
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As a Jew, I can't understand how any other Jew could vote for a party that aligns itself with Christian Nationalism, as if we weren't just persecuted, murdered, and nearly obliterated for our religious beliefs by a similarly-oriented political party less than a century ago.
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BREAKING: America is changing its slogan from “United We Stand” to “Fuck Science, We Want Arby’s.”
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@realDonaldTrump
Nope.
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Nope.
AND FUCK YOU.
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Everyone please bring your newborn babies to
@Sen_JoeManchin
’s house. He has volunteered to babysit them for the first four weeks of their lives.
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Does anyone else experience occasional massive Trump burnout which basically makes you want to tune out every single piece of news until the day Mueller issues his report?
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So wait, Republicans are now ANGRY at Biden for keeping Trump's promise to withdraw from Afghanistan?
Y'all are so fucking crazy.
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I just set up a "GoFuckYourself" fund for Nikki Haley's popcorn, if anyone is interested in donating a middle finger.
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@IvankaTrump
Trump Administration accomplishments:
- 390,000 Dead Americans
- Insurrection
- Two(!) impeachments
- Rampant pandemic
- Worst jobs record
- Torture of immigrant babies
- Tear gassing peaceful protestors
Fuck all the way off, Nepotism Barbie.
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I just want to have a girls’ night with Jen Psaki where we wear footed jammies and drink cheap Chardonnay and then play “Pin the Deuce-y on the Doocy” and prank call Ted Cruz.
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Pecker purchased a pic of a privileged person’s pecker.
Pecker’s pic of privileged pecker put Pecker in a pickle.
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Breaking: DeBlasio announcing that the city of New York is severing all contracts with the Trump Organization.
That is $17M a year that is being taken from the Trump family.
Bravo.
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Why does Facebook have such an easy time banning nipples but such a hard time banning assholes?
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Today marks a year since I lost my husband to suicide after a lifelong battle w/ depression.
I know Twitter has its drawbacks and flaws, but this community has buoyed me through some incredibly challenging moments, and I am so grateful for your friendship, support and kindness.
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Pretty sure the President of the United States just made a white power hand signal.
What. The. Fuck.
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@FLOTUS
Your husband personally attacked Greta Thunberg. Before you go on a campaign to tell others to Be Best, you should have a family talk.
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Dear Mar-A-Lago Kitchen Staff:
Two words: Romaine lettuce. Go.
Love,
America
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Raise your hand if you are praying, lighting candles, and building small altars to the gods of justice that NY AG Letitia James' announcement this morning has everything to do with Trump.
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To help you celebrate, I've come up with a drink for the weekend called "The Manafort":
2 shots stoli
2 shots orange juice
3 frozen sour grapes
Pour all into shaker with ice.
Flip the shaker.
Flip it again.
Flip it again.
Garnish with a very burnt slice of orange
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Trump held a Town Hall tonight at the Lincoln memorial and now President Barack Obama is trending and I am HERE FOR IT, PEOPLE.
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JUST IN:
@SteveKornacki
reporting that there’s a clear path for Cortez Masto to overtake Laxalt in NV, which means we may have control of the Senate before the Georgia runoff.
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The very first thing scientists should have said very loudly and very clearly about COVID is that it could cause long term effects like erectile disfunction.
We would have had the country voluntarily shut down in about 36 minutes.
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I wonder what kind of eulogy Alex Jones will deliver at Trump's funeral.
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Every morning I wake up grateful to not be a Florida resident.
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@realDonaldTrump
Your wife (reminder: her name is Melania) just chastised a woman for simply uttering your son’s name at a hearing, saying it was disgusting to attack a child.
Now you are on Twitter, truly attacking a child just for working hard. Shame on you, you ego-driven, insecure asshole.
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Cuomo: Do you know the muffin man?
Giuliani: Nope. Never met the guy.
Cuomo: The muffin man?
Giuliani: Yes of course I know him.
Cuomo: The muffin man.
Giuliani: You’re attacking me.
Cuomo: Do you know the muffin man.
Giuliani: He lives on Drury Lane.
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Dear media:
Until we know exactly what Ivanka Trump’s WH job responsibilities are, besides covering for her father’s racism and sexism, how about we don’t give Nepotism Barbie a microphone and let her speak on behalf of our country?
Thanks,
Americans Who Actually Care
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@realDonaldTrump
Dude, Spike Lee encouraged black voters to choose love over hate. He didn’t mention your name. You interpret that as a personal attack because you know your policies are based on hatred, and your base supports you due to their hatred of others.
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I just want to extend a warm congratulations to Brian Williams of
@MSNBC
. Not sure what you said to piss Trump off so much, but it must have been amazing.
In your honor, I’m naming today
#NationalBrianWilliamsDay
.
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This is the worst briefing on a pandemic ever given by any human being in the history of mankind, and I think we should all be completely terrified.
#CoronavirusOutbreak
#TrumpVirus
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Hey,
@BarackObama
.
I'm just saying maybe you should call MSNBC and offer to give an interview tomorrow at, say, I dunno, maybe 9ish EST?
Love,
America
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Incredibly disappointed in
@NBCNews
@MSNBC
for hosting a Town Hall with Trump tomorrow. Trump didn't play by the rules of the debate. He should NOT be rewarded with air time.
#BoycottTrumpNBC
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Ivanka Trump is the Gwyneth Paltrow of Marie Antoinettes of Eva Brauns.
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@IvankaTrump
I would LOVE to
#FindSomethingNew
, which is why I will be voting for
@JoeBiden
in November!
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I just hope Geoffrey Berman is sitting in his office, not packing a thing, and laughing his fucking ass off.
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I'm ready to pack 2018 up, duct tape the fuck out of it, label it "THIS SHIT IS CRAZY" and bury it 20 feet below ground.
2019, please be good to us.
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You know who else wanted to save the economy by killing people?
Hitler.
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Where do you guys want Don Jr. to be when he gets indicted? Personally I'd like it to occur while he is being interviewed by Tucker Carlson. I need that to happen.
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The Trump administration has sat on information about Russian bounties for dead American soldiers because they need Putin to help them try to win in November.
Your leader is trading American military lives for his re-election,
@GOP
. Hope you feel super patriotic.
#TraitorTrump
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On a personal note, Trump became president the same year as my husband's suicide. To me, the two have always been tied together as a time of absolute devastation and lost hope.
The election of
@JoeBiden
feels like the final step in putting a very dark chapter behind me.
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How do we get Sacha Baron Cohen into a WH press briefing?
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Vince Vaughn talking to Trump doesn’t matter.
What Bernie said to Warren one time in a private conversation hardly matters.
The fact that Trumpis allowing Russia to take over our elections matters a whole fucking lot.
Focus, people.
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In honor of Robert DeNiro this morning, I'm raising my cup of coffee and yelling "Fuck Trump!"
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Um, guys..
A) I'm a little pissed that nobody told me.
B) Do I need to be somewhere specific, or can I just run up & down my street screaming "Civil War!!!!" as the fireworks go off?
C) Can I wear a cute Civil War outfit or does it have to be super serious? Must start planning.
BREAKING: Democrats Plan To Launch Civil War On July 4th
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Yes, I’m eating my children’s Milk Duds after they have fallen asleep.
I earned these mother fuckers.
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Why can't Trump talk like a normal human being? Why is basic sentence structure and English such a huge, insurmountable challenge for this man?
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If anyone serves Goodlatte in a restaurant, read him the whole fucking menu, and then when he tries to tell you what he wants to eat, tell him you are out of time and walk away from the table to go serve other people.
Goodlatte now NOT letting Peter Strzok respond if members use their five minutes to make speeches and not ask him any direct questions. After Biggs attacks him for five minutes, Strzok asks if he can respond, and Goodlatte says: “No, you may not.”
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Trump’s presidential library should be a vacant building surrounded by a steel slat wall.
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I'd like to demand that Trump take a DNA test. I predict he is genetically linked to a swastika, a toilet brush, and a sweet potato.
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I fucking HATE when people criticize Biden for talking about the loss of his wife and children.
For fuck’s sake. We ARE our life experiences. Going through tragedy shapes us and defines us. Biden just talks about it instead of hiding it. He should be commended.
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I'm shouting
#GoJoe
from the rooftops today, because I am so fucking sick and tired of:
Nazis being called good people
Women being called dogs
The Press being called enemies of the people
Evil dictators being called excellent leaders
Older generations being called expendable
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Republicans: No Quid Pro Quo!
Sondland: Actually, there WAS a Quid Pro Quo.
Republicans: The hearings are secret!
Pelosi: Ok, we will hold them in public.
Republicans: It's all hearsay!
Vindman: I was on the phone call.
Republicans: The law is a sham!
America: The
@GOP
is a sham.
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No mother has a discussion with her doctor about executing a newborn baby.
Trump hates women. He sees us as objects, not as human beings.
We are human beings. Women in this country need a new fucking president who understands that.
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Repeat after me:
I, (state your name), do solemnly swear that for the next 21 days, I will not engage in infighting w/ other Democrats, debating who is the best Dem candidate for 2020, or talking about Kanye West. Instead, I will be laser focused on building midterm momentum.
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Dear Media:
Repeat after me:
I will not write about Hillary Clinton's emails. I will not write about Hillary Clinton's emails. I will not write about Hillary Clinton's emails.
Now tap your heels three times and get the fuck back to work investigating Trump.
Thanks,
Me
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@EricTrump
I can't hear you over all of the Republicans who are saying they are voting for
@JoeBiden
.
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Oh my god it is happening and I am HERE for it.
This may be the best thing that has happened so far in 2020.
Shut the Terrorist-in-Chief DOWN,
@Twitter
.
#donaldisoverparty
#TakeTrumpOffTwitter
#byebyeDon
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I need one White House intern to be brave enough to give Trump a blowjob so the Republicans can finally be outraged.
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