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founder @ litquidity capital // meme slinger, investor, advisor // newsletter @exec_sum // scout @baincapvc
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Saving Capital Markets - coming soon to a theater near you
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Twitter Blue erased a few billion in market cap for Lockheed Martin
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Elon Musk is laying off 10% of Tesla staff while spending billions of his own capital to buy a company where people are voluntarily resigning so they don’t have to work for him
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Staring at the eclipse?
No thanks, I’ll be staring at excel and creating shareholder value.
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There is a direct correlation between the value of a home and the difficulty in locating the trashcan
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Seth Rogen is Amy Schumer for dudes
Seth Rogen lights a giant bong to start his “Seth Smokes the Bowl” show at the Hollywood Bowl
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the courtroom sketch artist was definitely paid off by SBF
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Remember 5 Dollar Footlongs?
Well get ready for…
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Stock market: 📉
Crypto: 📉
Wage growth: ➖
The price of rent, gas, food and other shit you need to survive: 📈📈📈📈
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Me liking all the “Big Dog” tweets from random dudes who appear on my ‘For You’ tab
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investment bankers in the 90s vs. investment bankers in 2022
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BREAKING: Binance has reached an agreement to acquire embattled nation El Salvador and is rebranding to El Binanco
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Americans traveling in Europe this summer with the EUR/USD at parity
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This guy’s wife left him when he was broke and then came back after he became a millionaire. A classic love story
18 yrs ago I met my wife, 13 yrs later I lost her.
3 yrs ago I got her back and built
@HostageTape
into an 8 figure business. (
#Thread
🧵)
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If your “financial advisor” dresses like this, you’re 100% getting robbed of your money
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Tax szn is around the corner. Remember to report your income from illegal activities and stolen property to the IRS
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Airbnb is more expensive than hotels
Uber is more expensive than taxis
Ethereum transactions are more expensive than credit card processing fees
The new economy is rekt
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@nytimes
You guys wrote a puff piece about SBF after he defrauded customer, investors, and lost $10 billion but write a hit piece on Portnoy because he’s occasionally offensive?
Zero credibility these days
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Pfizer vaccine news got the market double cheeked up on a Monday
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2024 (Nine Day Summary):
- Bass Pro Shop guy
- Nevada dude assaulting judge
- Bill Ackman vs. Business Insider
- Elon Musk vs. Mark Cuban
- Jewish tunnels in NYC
- Boeing plane malfunction
- Aliens in Miami
- Jersey Jerry Hole-in-one
- Aaron Rodgers vs. Jimmy Kimmel
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BREAKING: Maxine Waters asks “why aren’t customers entitled to a refund when they lose money on stocks?”
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Elon Musk went from:
1. teasing changes to twitter over a poll
2. buying a 9.2% stake
3. accepting then declining a board seat
4. getting sued by twitter shareholders over delayed disclosure
5. offering to buy ALL of twitter
in just a few weeks. absolute rollercoaster
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One of my followers spotted SBF chilling at JFK airport last night and snapped some icon photos
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Nobody:
Everybody in NYC walking into a restaurant thinking they’re following the science:
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Americans traveling to England this fall with a weak Pound
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Ngl a rager with a $334,000 budget would go insanely hard
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$8 this, free speech that
How about Elon and AOC smash already
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None of these movies will teach you anything about working in finance
12 movies that will teach you more about finance than a $100,000 degree:
12. Margin Call.
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The Rock and DJ Pauly D are the most revered macroeconomists of our generation
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Airbnbs more expensive than hotels
Ubers more expensive than taxis
Netflix now acting like a cable company w/ ads and less binging
This is the “new” economy
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Nobody:
The IRS nuking the family home of little Timmy, a 12 year old day trader who forgot to report a $5 gain on a fractional GME share last year:
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BREAKING: Berkshire Hathaway stands to lose $6 billion from unsecured loans it made to embattled crypto hedge fund Three Arrows Capital, in documents reviewed by Bloomberg.
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Elon got ratio’d by the Ukrainian government and a few hours later decides to move ahead with buying twitter lmao
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War in 2022:
- Ukraine trolls Russia on twitter
- The Taliban calls for peace
- everyone is shitposting WW3
- Bitcoiners trying to make it about them
- The revolution is being televised (with Applebees ads)
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The Queen is dead, the Prime Minister seat is vacant, and the Pound is weak
NOW IS THE TIME FOR THE US TO TAKE THE REIGNS AND SEIZE THE KINGDOM
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Robinhood investors after outperforming the boomer fund managers
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Pete Davidson and Janet Yellen are reportedly now dating 😳‼️
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Can’t wait for the new Netflix documentary about Netflix’s stock collapse
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Absolute loser lmao
Today a Columbia student ripped up her diploma on stage as a form of protest against Columbia University.
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A shitcoin of a memecoin is more valuable than the underlying memecoin and both coins have a larger market cap than Deutsche Bank
2021 is wild af
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“Are you using any other form of birth control besides wearing an Apple Vision Pro?”
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Why tf would you buy a Bitcoin ETF instead of just buying Bitcoin directly?
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BREAKING: Bill Gates announces DJ residency at LIV Miami starting in June
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This conversation between a buddy of mine and a Grubhub driver is all-time
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Nobody:
SEC undergrads who will inevitably work in Charlotte / Atlanta lower middle market investment banks or for their dad’s wealth management firms:
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The US military plays this video on repeat to torture terrorists
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The game done changed. We’re in a kangaroo market now folks
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Uber has some new competition:
Yellow Cabs
$58 from JFK to Manhattan vs. Uber quote of $85
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To everyone saying “I’m leaving twitter if Elon Musk takes over”
Where y’all gonna go? Parler or Truth Social lmfaooooo
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Me preparing to speak English to an annoyed French waiter again
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Elon Musk sued Sam Altman & OpenAI yesterday and this tweet from Sam is great
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Bill Ackman, Elon Musk, and Dave Portnoy all coming together to take down Business Insider. 2024 off to a hot start
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VCs giving advice to startup founders in their first bear market
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The VP who contributes nothing to the deal but comes in at the end to take all the credit
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BREAKING:
@chamath
closed out his $GME call position and will be donating to the Barstool Fund (
@stoolpresidente
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Hello sharks. Tonight I am seeking $10,000 for an epic night with my absolute boys
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Those are rookie numbers
Young investors lose big in crypto crash: 'I didn't sleep for days'
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Lord give me the confidence of a US Senator trading stocks with insider information 🙏🏼
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Jerome Powell when he finally announces his first rate cut
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