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So funny when a white guy says he’s quitting drinking. Sure man your ancestors were drinking 6 pints a day for hundreds of years. You’ve literally been bred to crush brews. It’s over
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Dudes will really grind 100 hr weeks for their kids’ future and then marry a girl for no reason other than her looks
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In honour of Miami tech week here’s a collage I made in less than 24 hrs there (read the bios)
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If you’re 20 and don’t sit in the window seat you have no heart. If you’re 30 and don’t sit in the aisle seat you have no brain
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If a senior engineer is handsome you just know that boy is VERY autistic
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“You shouldn’t drink 15 beers and throw up” wow get a load of Andrew Huberman over here
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Me 8 beers in explaining cloud computing to my gf’s grandma I just met
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Hinge girl said she likes my arms bc they’re “big but not too big” I’m gonna throw up
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Skill issue. Last year alone I got a beautiful smart gf, climbed Kilimanjaro, benched 315, ran a half marathon, travelled whenever I wanted and still have 5 weeks vacation
FAANG is the ultimate faustian bargain - give up your dreams, your hopes, your youth - in exchange for like 10 mil. 10m is a lot of money. Most people never see that money. But you have to give up a decade of your life. That decade, the energy you had, won’t come back.
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Every nerdy white/asian male dominated hobby group has that one stunningly beautiful white girl who is there for unknown reasons
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Athletes having deformed feet from jamming them into hyperengineered performancemaxxed shoes their whole life is based and another step towards transhumanism
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One of the Chinese engineers at the office is wearing a Nike shooting sleeve
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Ohh husbant…..you do not want to pay $60 for a new years uber….now we must wait 25 minute for the J train out of Brookryn
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Bros how do you say “we’ll merge with machines and explore the galaxies” but in a way that’s appealing to women?
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Every white boy must make this choice. With the clipper haircut he lives a life of latinas and ABGs, with the scissor cut he attracts basic white girls and product mommy asians
Which way western man?
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Type of guy who only uses hinge to socialize himself with women bc he’s a SWE who works from home and if he doesn’t go on dates he’ll go weeks without speaking to a woman
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Me: we can’t hang out for a 5th day in a row. I need to go to work
My gf:
This is how we slowly lose our humanity. Slow step by slow step, we creep along the path of separating ourselves from one another. With each incremental step, we can't find any issue. Everything is rational.
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Sales is the best profession and if you disagree you’re coping. You literally get paid obscene amounts of money just for passing vibe checks all day??
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Lotta guys fumble by generally keeping to themselves but thinking they’ll be able to flip a switch and rizz up the cute girl at the gym or whatever
In reality you need to always have that shit turned on. Rizz up the world
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My gayest take is that the hottest guys are actually hotter than the hottest girls no homo
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Honestly my biggest problem with hinge is that the girls aren’t weird enough
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Me to the boys: Yo retard. You in for beach volleyball this year or are you too busy jerking off alone
Me to their gfs: Hey Ashley :) we have a beach volleyball team playing on Sunday nights this summer, would you be interested??
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Scientists discover sleepiest animal on the planet (mid 20s human female)
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Brutal when a female poaster is a gif reply type of girl. In the Media tab scrolling through hundreds of gifs just for a hand pic
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Horseshoe theory of poasting ability vs relationship status
-single: in your prime, unfiltered, got that dog in you
-gf: low quality, infrequent posting, getting complacent
-married: better than ever, doing it for the love of the game
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You need to be happymaxxing. You need to be greeting people everywhere you go. Smiling at dogs and children. You need be straight up manic
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Her: let’s get a drink
Me: can’t I’m on call
Her: oh are you a doctor?
Me: ya a doctor of poorly engineered distributed systems
Her: *unmatches*
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As a mid SWE with decent social skills it feels like a good time to move into product or sales or whatever
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Basically in your 20s you should either be fucking around and finding out or falling deeply madly in love. Half assed relationships are soul killers
Horseshoe theory of romance
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They won’t admit it but women actually find it extremely attractive when you eat like shit as a guy. Baconators, doritos, kfc, they go feral. Caveat is you need to look fit still
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Software engineers love to say making more money is better than being frugal
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I flopped on going to a chess bar tn and Magnus was there dawg it’s so fucking over
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The reality is that nobody who comes from money would subject themselves to software engineering and so it’s a clear lower-middle class dog whistle
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We all dressed as Steve Jobs and told the guy on the right we weren’t wearing costumes
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Drake has solved music for the median human. Basically if you hate drakes music you hate humanity. Do you hate humanity bro?
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Can’t believe you guys let this happen
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Do I actually dislike software engineering or am I just tired of working remotely and maintaining low level Java distributed systems
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The elites don’t want you to know this but you can actually wear the exact same fit on every first date. No one will know
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Ok credentialism has gone too far they give you a certificate for walking up hills now
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I hope roon has an alt with like 300 followers where he just poasts like the old days
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Sigh… another day searching for my smarter than me athletic naturehead 300k product mommy gf
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You’d be happier if you just himbomaxxed and found a rich product mommy wife anon
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[my friend, who I’ve watched inhale a full pack of cigarettes in one night]
Yeah man I’m trying to avoid spending too much time outside today with the air quality
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The ability to post bangers is the sign of a gentleman. The ability to post bangers regularly is the sign of a wasted life
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Women rejecting my advances frequently, call that low interest rates
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Got asked to leave after hooking up so she could “get a good sleep”. Feeling a bit objectified ngl
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Men can smell when a woman has hornyposted in the last 48 hours and believe me it’s repugnant
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Had to adjust for warmer weather
The elites don’t want you to know this but you can actually wear the exact same fit on every first date. No one will know
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Kids but they grow up in like 10 years instead of 18. Who’s working on this
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In case you needed more evidence that women don’t care how much you lift I posted the bench vid to my ig story and got 12 dms from dudes and 0 from women
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Time for your annual checkup. You CAN palm a basketball, right anon?
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If I were a woman I would post hand pics and ask for help with lifting/coding and get 100 marriage proposals
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[talking to my friend who just got his first job in tech]
Does the name roon mean anything to you? Do you know what a product mommy is?
*sigh* we’ve got a lot of work to do
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Born to be a himbo, forced to write high availability low latency distributed systems
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Imagine meeting the love of ur life but she doesn’t have the muscle composition common in elite power athletes gene
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2 months ago: 200 lbs bw, 315 bench
Today: 180 lbs bw, 50 minute 10k
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Giving my ad revenue this month to whoever can beat my watch tan
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Two roided up gay dudes just fully making out in the middle of the gym
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Sometimes I think ppl exaggerate how good dating is for men in NYC and then I set my hinge there for a week and nope it’s that good
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The secret to losing weight is to Do More Stuff
They say abs are made in the kitchen but really you just need to Do Stuff and you’ll burn more calories and eat less bc you’re distracted Doing Stuff
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