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FLEX THIS GAME TO WEDNESDAY AT 3 AM
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Shoutout to the fan waving an Eagles flag at the Chiefs-Dolphins game😭😭😭
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ESPN when the Eagles sign a 27 year old RB
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ESPN when the Ravens sign a 31 year old RB
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Cleveland Police: we are trying very hard to find Steve Stephens
Cleveland Police:
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Cowboys watching the Eagles choke the division away only to lose to the 9-8 Packers at home
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Swap Kobe out for LeBron and this team wins 20 games and misses the playoffs
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Even though my dogs blind he still likes to look out the window❤️❤️❤️
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Cleveland Police: guess we gotta go find Steve Stephens now smh
*Steve Stephens kills himself*
Cleveland Police:
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In a 3 year span the Eagles:
-Tanked and kept the Giants out of the playoffs
-Traded ahead of them to get Devonta Smith
-Signed away their franchise running back
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everyone point at the QB who has never been to a conference championship
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Leaked video of CNN staging a fake Muslim protest in London. Lies like this is why the world keeps getting worse
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*WWIII breaks out*
Government: if you're injured in any way you will not be drafted
Me:
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Thread to finally put an end to any Jalen Hurts vs Dak Prescott debates
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Shoutout to QB1. There is no other QB in the NFC that could carry this team to 11 wins with the type of coaching Sirianni/Brian Johnson have put out
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“Jerrod” Johnson
Texans’ QB coach Jerrod Johnson interviewed for the Eagles’ offensive coordinator job, per source.
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The Chiefs were awarded a 15 yard personal foul but when it happened to the Eagles it was only a standard 5 yard offsides..
Make it make sense
Roquan Smith meant to purposely go off-sides but was called for personal foul
#NFL
#RavensFlock
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List of quarterbacks who have beat Patrick Mahomes and Josh Allen in back to back weeks:
Jalen Hurts
End of list.
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@NFLRT
@stephenasmith
Josh Allen- 5 playoff wins, AFC Title game
Lamar Jackson- 2 MVPs, AFC Title game
Joe Burrow- 5 playoff wins, Super Bowl appearance
Aaron Rodgers- multiple MVPs, Super Bowl win
Russell Wilson- Super Bowl win
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BRO ANDRE JACKSON IS NOODLE SHOULDER SZN I CAUGHT HIM TWEETING OFF THE WRONG ACC AND DELETING😂😂
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Diddy, Tory Lanez and R Kelly at the prison talent show
Keefe D said Sean "Diddy" Combs allegedly offered him $1 million to kill Tupac and his manager, Suge Knight
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This your coach?
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Jalen Hurts has 2 years starting
Dak Prescott has 7 years starting
Have some shame
Eagle fans: Bro Jalen Hurts made the Super Bowl but where did he end up? 🤔
Dak Prescott and Jalen Hurts have the same amount of Playoff wins.
Ill take number 4.
#Dallascowboys
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Dak Prescott when he’s asked to win a divisional round playoff game
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Say man. I know y’all are watching CJ Stroud! Jalen Hurts ain’t making those throws!
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Jalen Hurts deserves better
AJ Brown deserves better
DAndre Swift deserves better
Devonta Smith deserves better
Dallas Goedert deserves better
The offensive line deserves better
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The top 4 teams in the NFC have all been blown out this month👀👀👀
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Cowboys fans: Jalen Hurts is carried by elite talent
Also Cowboys fans:
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Hurts 2021: 9-8
Hurts 2022: 14-3
Hurts 2023: 12-5
???
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When Bill tricks you into thinking he's taking you to McDonald's but you end up at Trump's inauguration
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Time zones are crazy.
Australia is in 2024.
The United States is in 2023.
Dallas Cowboys fans are in 1995.
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Jalen Hurts will likely not have a cap hit over $30 million until 2026.
In 2026 the salary cap floor is expected to be $308 million unless there is another pandemic… the salary cap floor is (just) $233 million
Eagles will be fine with cap space for a long, long time.
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When the group chat has just been made and everyone is introducing themselves
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Divisional round playoff wins:
Jalen Hurts- 1 (2 year starter)
Dak Prescott- 0 (8 year starter)
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The officials waited a full 30 seconds after the play finished to throw this flag. Shouldn’t the flag come out immediately if a player is ineligible
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I'm watching the news and I noticed they forgot to clear the browsing history on their phone...
http://t.co/nXrZuNdH9v
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Kenny Pickett double digit career comebacks: 4
Dak Prescott double digit career comebacks: 2
Yikes
Eagles sent a top 100 pick for KENNY PICKETT yeah man Howie Roseman is making moves via Madden
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Number of double digit road comebacks in career:
Dak Prescott- 1 (2016 vs 49ers)
Jalen Hurts- 5 (2021 vs Panthers, 2021 vs Commanders, 2022 vs Colts, 2023 vs Commanders, 2023 vs Chiefs)
Prescott has been a starter for 5 more seasons
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If Jimmy Butler and Russell Westbrook had a son it would be Lamar Jackson
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Jalen Hurts gets his offensive coordinators promoted. Dak gets his fired
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Since the 1996 season the only teams not to win a divisional round playoff game:
Miami Dolphins
Dallas Cowboys
Washington Commanders
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Playoff wins:
Prescott: 2
Hurts: 2
Prescott has been a starter for 5 additional years
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@bigplay24slay
@lovestdiomande
They dead Ass called your teammate trash have some shame dawg
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These pathetic losers at my school really printed out my tweet. You need to get a life
http://t.co/s2zKrusuou
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Samurai Jack is so slept on
What is the best intro/theme song of all time?
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@Eagles
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PACK YOUR BAGS KENNY GAINWELL THE BUS IS READY TO TAKE YOU OUT MY CITY
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That’s just the AFC. In the NFC:
Hurts- Super Bowl appearance
Goff- Super Bowl appearance
Stafford- Super Bowl win
Purdy- Super Bowl appearance
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Where’s that female Dallas fan with the horse mouth that was talking crazy about Hurts?
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@NFLScripted
@tomstakes
If the game is in Missouri they can be at an altar next to their sisters in a wedding dress
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Jalen Hurts longest win streak vs teams with a winning record: 13 games
Dak Prescott longest win streak vs teams with a winning record: 2 games
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Beating the Bills and Dolphins isn’t for everyone
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“
@macklemore
: The only 420 I really remember was the Columbine massacre and that really ruined everyone's high.”
Your music ruins my high
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Since both became starters. Keep in mind Hurts took over a 4-11-1 team in 2021
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