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Kobe is my favorite NBA player of all time. don't @ me. idc.
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my dad just called me to tell me he went viral on twitter. he was deadass. i asked him how many likes he got. he said 30.
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men: just tell him no thank you, & you’re not interested
me: no thank you
men in real life: wow forreal sweetheart? it’s like that? i’m that ugly? we can’t even be friends? damn. where you going tho? why you walking so fast? can i come?
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a few months ago i got a significant raise at work, & then my boyfriend got a significant raise at work. last month i accepted a new job making significantly more than my current one .. last week my boyfriend accepted a new job making significantly more. us right now.
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it’s so unfortunate that people who aren’t as articulate come off as unintelligent. i try to be cognizant of that bias all the time. just because people haven’t learned as many words doesn’t mean their thoughts aren’t as valid
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Rihanna said he gotta get to work! ikdr
Asap Rocky launches new Whiskey Brand “Mercer + Prince”!🖤
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it’s so funny that all the men responding are like “she should name him!” .. but when Meg named .. nvm lol we already know how they’d react if she named him
Latto said there is a male feature on her album & he gave her a hard time clearing the track because she wouldn’t sleep with him.
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the dior shoes i want: $1,100.
the cheapest home i want: $989,000
sometimes we gotta be realistic lmao
y’all be pressed for jewelry, Chanel, dior, etc but don’t even be having a car or crib. Make it make sense.
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Black men in tech
#BREAKING
: Two men have been arrested in Virginia Beach accused of hacking into gas pumps and selling them for a discounted rate.
Police say the gas station lost "thousands of dollars" worth of gas over several days.
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now why the hell would i want to carry a kkk member with me everywhere??
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me after cleaning my kitchen for the 10th time in 6 days:
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Drake was rapping like crazy over a fire beat unfortunately he was overshadowed by a hate letter slowly recited over a vitriol powered saxophone
Drake slid so fucking crazy on the 2nd part of Family Matters dawg
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are there any regular Black girl vlogs? like instead of “Black girl luxury” just “Black girl kinda doing ok?” lmao how many chanel bag unboxing can people watch?
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it’s not a coincidence that with birth rates dropping & women closing the wage gap & outnumbering men in higher education that there’s this push for anti-birth control, anti-abortion, anti-feminist, return to submission messaging lol
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whose Black baby is that?
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taking your time>
Actress Sheryl Lee Ralph & Her Husband Are Reportedly Moving In Together Officially After Almost Twenty Years Of Marriage
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if you tell a man exactly what you want he’ll either do it, or decide he doesn’t like you enough to do it. that way you can find someone who does. it’s a win win.
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remember when we use to joke about how we’d tweet through the revolution & the apocalypse? ha
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exactly, that’s why i like my man to have two jobs
Two incomes in the household will forever be superior
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reading about Jennifer Aniston’s IVF journeys, the one thing she said she wishes she’d done is freeze her eggs. so my career girlies in your late 20s/early 30s, look into it!
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Kamala put her renaissance top on last night ikdr
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lmao can we wait until the movie comes out at least? damn 😭
This is another profound and heartbreaking scene. The son meeting his clone/killer face to face. There's vast significance with both little black boys wearing masks.
Even your worst self is playing a role.
#UsMovie
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“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to ______. Local time is _____ and the temperature is 80 degrees.”
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i’m at Great Lakes Student Loan Services right now y’all.
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a woman is crying about struggling to take care of her family even though she works a full time job in a two income household & the internet said at least she has $200, that should hold her lmao
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me & my girls standing on the sidelines looking for a soldier 😭
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every time i see women joining men in talking down to/about other women, i think about that Gabrielle Union interview when she was talking about how she was a mean girl & she’d trash other women but was left with nothing except that now everyone knew she was a hater
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to update, we moved to LA, bought a house, & are getting married
a few months ago i got a significant raise at work, & then my boyfriend got a significant raise at work. last month i accepted a new job making significantly more than my current one .. last week my boyfriend accepted a new job making significantly more. us right now.
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my problem is i wanna do this every night
The older I get, the more I see just how important this is 🤎
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i wonder how they’re going to spin this one. because according to the popular narrative, he’s the “right” type of Black person that this would never even happen to. in uniform at that.
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i try to always hire Black when i’m on task rabbit because i assume they get less clientele. sure enough, the Black guy i hired for the tvs this weekend said that he actually only gets hired by Black people. we’re really all we’ve got
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she had to figure out who was playing on her phone!
Of course a black woman created caller ID 😩🙄😂😂
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you see how she tried to get them to move along? & she was nice? but they wouldn’t? you see how she was visibly uncomfortable? imagine if she was stern/angry how they would’ve reacted.
there’s no winning in these situations, you just have to hope they leave you alone.
WARNING: CRUDE LANGUAGE
Being hit on and harassed as a woman, especially as a woman reporter out in the field, happens so often you learn how to roll with it or ignore it. This time it happened to be recorded only seconds before my hit. There are A LOT of things wrong with this.
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wow so you mean to tell me that if people have to use a large chunk of their paycheck to pay for one thing, they can’t pay for another thing???
HUD secretary links student loan debt to decline in Black homeownership
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we’re in April, right?
Went on a date with this man in December, he picked me up from the airport in January…he got married yesterday lmao
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being “delusional” with my goals has been the best thing for me lol somehow all my delusions came true
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“what are we supposed to do with $1,000?!”
well, idk. what were you going to do with the $0 that was offered last week?
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contrary to popular belief, most of the girlies i know who found their partner in their late 20s/early 30s found super successful men, & more impressive men than than the ones they would’ve ended up with before 🤭 good things come to those who wait fr
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watching murder mystery shows the narrator will be like “Christine was a beautiful bombshell, blond hair, blue eyes. just gorgeous. whole town was in love with her”
this be Christine:
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dang you can’t even be a maxxinista no more y’all strict
Making 6 figures and gifting your man a Tjmax watch is NASTY work
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this country has a boy problem
kai cenat & his fans are so corny… this is exactly what happens when you build a fanbase full of little KIDS!
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inflation isn’t that bad! all you need to do is:
•completely stop your current routine
• get a roommate
• go to the cheaper grocery store 30 minutes away
• stop needing things
•get your cdl
•stop complaining
hope this helps ❤️
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well we see who doesn’t have the right temperature fi shelter you from the storm
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everyone in the friend group on insecure has a fine man & thats my favorite unrealistic thing about this show
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Hugh Hefner been inspiring y’all for years & he was a hospice patient who had to pay for coochie
Lori Harvey really inspires yalls 36 yr old asses. She just dating. She aint Sojorner Truth
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she’s literally the final boss of aunties. like once you defeat every other auntie you reach Kandi & she’s holding weird sex toys at a trap brunch doing whatever this is
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well ..
I can't believe my girlfriend really think that I'm gonna marry her and we'll live happily ever after. Soon as I get a decent job I'mma leave her & start dating my types TF 😭
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“you look like a hater now. everyone has left you thinking ‘what a hateful little turd that you are’” …. that’s truly what i think as a scroll past these women lmao
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i implore young people, & especially young women, to try to figure out what they want out of life/a partner/friendship early so you don’t wake up one day & realize you’re not living the life you wanted you’re just living the life you got
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i know it’s popular to not tell anyone your plans until they materialize, & was the same way, but lately i’ve been telling people plans. even tiny plans. & they’ve been offering to help lol it’s mind blowing. you cut yourself off from resources by not sharing what’s on your mind.
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i admire women who leave their marriages in the first few months or leave during the engagement because i imagine the pressure to stay is insane. & i be so happy for them because i know if you made that decision under those circumstances it was the right one lol
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@Jani__Gee
yeah i have never watched but that was extremely manipulative & mean spirited & had nothing to do with the conversation lol. Kourt read right thru it when she said “so all of you chat about how unhappy i am but you were so happy for me at my wedding?” lmao math not mathing
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i want my man to imagine me relaxed, taken care of, & comfortable. these men are fantasizing about their women getting home from a hard day on the railroad 😭
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instead of forcing us in the office so that commercial buildings aren’t going to waste, they need to repurpose the space & make it residential. we have a housing shortage. less awkward & unnecessary water cooler chats & more housing please
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“these career women will be so upset when they have all that money but end up 35 & single!” - a man who’s 35, single, & broke.
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all poor men being perfect kind, supportive husbands & the financially stable ones being extremely evil & unreasonable lmao
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content aside, what is wrong with the people who make these types of tiktoks? like there has to be something wrong with them right? fake crying on camera, then editing to add sad music & captions? that’s not … off?
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women always think they’re giving “ride or die wifey” when they hold down broke men meanwhile the men are dreaming of getting enough money to afford a woman who wouldn’t dare tolerate broke men lmao
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coming home from my six figure job to tell my man about my day
@astromamii_
A woman touching six figures without being masculine? Never seen it and if you ain't feminine no point in marrying you.
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i think it’s worth noting here that i currently have neither of these things i want
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Keke Palmer situation reminding me of my first time listening to Lemonade, she’s gonna rile the masses & get everyone excited just to end right back with that man & announce that she never left lol
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hope you have a good life insurance plan, sis. whatever you have is incurable
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the city is powerless and underwater & they’re using their resources for ..... anti looting. this is a poster example for defund the police.
A massive transmission tower collapsed into the Mississippi River during Hurricane Ida's impacts, knocking out power to all of New Orleans. A fix could take days or longer.
NOPD is deploying "anti-looting" officers due to the outage. Latest:
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government not tryna kill me i owe them too much money
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i do have enough faith to believe that men aren’t being intentionally thaaat creepy, but you do have to understand that as a woman, having a man follow you for any reason is creepy af
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keke palmer kissing white men in a hookah bar during a pandemic
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i actually think it’s offensive to call what BW are doing “being a man” BW are earning high incomes, traveling, maintaining relationships, keeping families together, having babies, planning, buying homes, dealing with periods every month… what man you know can do that? lmao
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birth rate gets low & all of a sudden we get women ranting against contraceptives & going to work? lol real convenient
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the worst & most unexpected side effect of being perceived as successful (to me) is the lack of sympathy from those around you. people think you’re doing better than them & cannot feel bad for you regardless of what you’re going thru lol
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& everyone taking this time to talk down on Gabby for discussing her growth ….. you guessed it, you’re the hateful little turds 💕
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guns rights activists have fully accepted mass shootings as a trade off for their ability to have guns. they acknowledge that we will continue to endure spontaneous mass shootings anywhere at any time, and have decided it’s worth it
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“girl dinner” trend illuminates why i’m not skinny like y’all because i be eating dinner dinner i’m sorry lmao
TikTok started the lil “girl dinner” & im howling cause I really had chai tea & a pack of fruit snacks last night.
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@SweetestTea_
@teaandquilla
lol we definitely do not. we scroll right on past & call it a day.
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everyone knows the power of social media messaging at this point. we saw what Russia did lol these messages are specifically for the younger women & there will be unfortunate consequences
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anyone who actually paid attention to the evidence presented would’ve come to the same conclusion
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idk why people feel so entitled to other peoples’ struggle. why would they owe you anything? why is that something you’d like to see?
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every time i talk to people with children i push back having my first child by another 6 months lmao i’m looking at 36 now
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“If Jerome has 3 socioeconomic disadvantages…”
I’d like to know what CRT based math looks like.
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sometimes if there’s not enough billionaire men you gotta make your own lmao
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lmfao all the men are like “because they’re single!” & all the women are like “because we actually talk to the women in our lives & they told us they were miserable”
what a study on being rooted in fantasy vs the real world lol
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one thing they did really well was humanize not only George Floyd, but also drug addiction. conservatives were plastering fentanyl levels/ calling him an addict for months & instead of running from it, the prosecution said “and? so? he knew that. it’s an illness. he was trying.”
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you ever think about how valentine’s day rhymes with fiancé?
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we’re in a matriarchy but women are still passing down to their children the names of men who don’t even show up. yeah alright lol
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ready to buy my new planner for 2024 even tho the one from 2023 is completely empty!
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Regina Hall is timeless, gorgeous & has all the range. i have to stan.
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getting annoyed that i want to know the price of a product you want me to buy is insane lmao
If you’re not ready to buy, resist the urge to ask for the price. It’s mentally draining for vendors.
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i was there! immediately the airport began playing Beyoncé’s Freedom over the loudspeaker. one man began interpretive krumping, another one cried. in the middle of the swag surf a Black woman paid for a white man to upgrade to 1st class. so he knew she wasn’t broke ✊🏾
this weekend I went on a girls trip. 10 Black women flying first class. People literally could not process how it was possible.
Staff tried to send us to regular lines. Passengers made snide remarks. One guy even yelled "are they a higher class of people than I am?!"
Stay mad.
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can’t believe the universe chose me to be the one to start the cycle of generational wealth instead of choosing me to be in the next generation that benefits lmfao
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for reference: “I would have given anything if someone had said to me, 'Freeze your eggs. Do yourself a favor.' You just don't think it,"
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i don’t watch vlogs either way lol that’s not my thing, i was just wondering
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all women have been in a situation where they could have and/or should have reported a man for assault/violence/ harassment & did not precisely because of some of the reactions we’re seeing online right now (i sure have). that’s enough for me to support women until proven wrong
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