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I’m still weak at Joe Exotic casually walking into that gift shop and telling those customers, “okay I’m gone be honest. a tiger just bit someone’s arm off.” Gmskdjdj
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I am on the damn floor. Why are they so funny?!
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Nah these sign language interpreters be lit lmao
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This was so entertaining and chaotic lmao
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My favorite thing black people do at work is take their entire lunch break to do other shit and then come back to work and eat. I love doing that so much
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Everything about this is a 10. Mama is a BEAUTICIAN.
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This gentleman FaceTimed me and got mad when I noticed his platinum & rhinestone bedroom set. I asked him when his gf gets off work and I’m the bad guy. OKAY NIGGA.
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I can’t hear Savage without saying Carol Baskin.
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I told mama that man from comicview was running for mayor and she didn’t believe me
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Jacquees sings like one of those hood niggas that tell you they know how & when you ask them to they start singing 5 Steps by Dru Hill
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Did y’all see this? Is this who Karen was talking about? Because um
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This is the most I’ve laughed at a man’s podcast. LMAO
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Now why did somebody comment under this and say, “girl just go text that to your husband.” Dklajwkwks
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Blues back in the day (mine) was 100% this. My grandpa had me listening to whatever.
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KeKe Wyatt is pregnant again?! I thought she was still pregnant from the last time she was pregnant!
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The most important twin.
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I probably wouldn’t go through these laundry pods so fast if I stopped throwing a handful of them in the washer like I’m an instagram chef adding cilantro.
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Why y'all keep asking me to do stuff during rent week. I have enough money to walk around my appt. we can do that.
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The last military man I talked to was trying to tell ME. IN MY OWN APARTMENT. that his homeboy could spend the night. IN MY APARTMENT. HE. TRIED TO TELL ME. THAT HIS HOMEBOY. COULD STAY. IN A PLACE NEITHER ONE OF THEM PAY BILLS AT. THAT NIGGA. TRIED TO TELL ME. ALYSHA. MYSELF.
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@NOTjmill26
I’m actually more surprised it hasn’t happened yet. This is also very Kanye-coded.
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I’m your fave black girl developer that works for your favorite search engine. Officially.
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Me when that light hit the ice in Ciara's ring
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This gentleman behind me at the store was buying fleet, wine, and nair. You trying to have a PORDY tonight.
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Juelz deddy is still fine as every fuck.
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Brian sang every edge of his straight backs off.
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Tyler Perry got MONEY. all his blacks match. That’s how you know the money THERE
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Cardi gone tell her own business if nobody else does. I’ll be waiting for her to go live.
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This makes me wanna watch RHOA from the beginning. Nene 😭
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Janet had a side nigga and a husband? Wow. Icon.
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Day 3 of me refusing to watch that Fantasia interview or that video with her and her dependent felon.
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How many 8s
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Iconic. RT
@brokeymcpoverty
: one of the most transformative moments of my life was when omarosa preached this word
http://t.co/vDPebfg6cl
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at work.
Me: *starts working @ 8am* *looks at clock 2 hours later* 8:03am
at home.
me: *opens door to apartment @ 6:30pm* *sits purse down and looks at time* 12:35am. WHY.
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I think Kandi feels like she sounds like Fantasia.
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Love. RT
@Pash_away
: Black people so educated and hood at the same time. i love it RT
@bellahoney
: why love tumblr
http://t.co/RXBEKiZ0ys
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I thought we were on the same page but she was talking about selling bundles.
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CT is still doing The Challenge? He gotta be like 63
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