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Jon Patterson
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@Jetskigrizzly Asking for permission; like a little kid to his teacher.
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@t0mmypickle_s @MarmotRespecter It’s ok just divorce it’s over
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@AlexKolicich @ollama did people shower?
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@na2kore tokugawa did nothing wrong
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@vanillaopinions @HellcatBruce Greater Idaho doesn't...yet
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@broBigOrBroHome I don’t think either of these groups ends up doing anything in most cases. They live a comfortable life, support political causes they don’t fully understand, and watch TV.
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@leahfrombklyn “What if we just create a regulatory structure that resembles confiscation of the apartment by the tenant”
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@memeticsisyphus > the other side of the story that no one teaches in school
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@wanyeburkett oh wow so they see the value in borders now
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@thechosenberg bro code violation
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@bayneframework I’ve never heard any aristocrat say they are so; usually the plebeians recognize them without having to do anything
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@YSufferer The PS3 has no games
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@L0m3z There’s a post Malone factory running unattended somewhere
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@RichardHanania Bunch of nerds gonna be like “I can fix her”
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@peterthielswife @eviljinious1 Fumble of the millennium
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@Delicious_Tacos haha, prime age like cattle cause we're the cattle
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@baltic_dan It's a refreshing energy.
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@brianryhuang @armahinuwedu1 Yeah useful for the four-five standard deviation intelligence people to know what the state of the market is
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@sgodofsk The cooling towers are pretty loud. It's not that pleasant.
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@vanillaopinions It’s fine to use girlfriend; they’re still children, just 30. If they’re adults they’d use “wife”.
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@jennyzhangzt how did you think it worked?
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@tomus_sherman lmao comic sans github
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@nikicaga Pandemic is over.
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@thechosenberg reddit is the worse internet community imaginable.
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@Duderichy I need to be making 400k now this is just demoralizing
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@CartoonsHateHer One reason why foreigners shouldn’t be allowed in Japan
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@StatisticUrban Why would it be cool exactly?
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@Oilfield_Rando lmao, what a king
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@skooookum Haha MOGGED
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@coldhealing i'm not watching that video immediate thought is that guy seems totally unthreatening - he couldn't be intimidating if he tried
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@J_L_Mackey Dudes rock
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@dpmorris84 @TennisonEddie If you have a 300k mortgage at 3% and 300k in cash you can pay off the mortgage immediately Or you can invest in money market and get 5% and still have liquidity/optionality I feel safer having money in the bank than a paid off mortgage
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@upstatefederlst It’s joever America is joever
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@tekbog @growing_daniel Seems like a fair CoC
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@bizlet7 Because they don’t want people to put them in blenders.
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@skooookum He’s radio and porch flexing on you
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@innoc_bystander toxic positivity
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@typeclonghouse The programming from 90s-00s Disney movies was pretty intense.
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@JoePostingg The kind of people Harvard is trying to keep out
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@SpiritofPines How I Impress My Legions of Tech Nerd Incels (As A Millionaire)
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@pli_cachete They do them because they aren’t rich and they have obligations
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@growing_daniel you're living in a movie, no cuts, one take
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@lporiginalg DAE SMART BUT LAZY??? redditor syndrome
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@growing_daniel They really need new management
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@besemer_amanda @PatrickJBlum Park City not representative of Utah lmao SLC very dirty air most of the year especially winter. But yeah it’s fine otherwise.
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@JerusalemDemsas $3100 in Philadelphia for one person...uhh
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@GraduatedBen US flag overalls pretty kino
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@basedalexandoor makes tens of millions from $NVDA still not enough, has to steal glory
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@skooookum It’s a benign, loving kind of sexism.
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@kitten_beloved Some staff engineer in my org was organizer for some furry con Said con event line up all about gooning in a suit Offputting.
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@Craigsfist2 @wanyeburkett The fact that most of the country can't say things they know to be true anymore, for fear of stirring up a horde of dysgenics, is in fact an existential threat.
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@MarmotRespecter linkedin was bought by microsoft a decade ish ago for like $27 billion and yes, completely unauthentic social network
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@SalomeSibonex This mindset is encouraged by decades of media narratives; completely unopposed
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@wanyeburkett It’s Reddit, but in X format.
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@wanyeburkett every day someone learns what Fannie and Freddie are
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@kitten_beloved Don’t you just love how the project is just telling you to do things
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@Indian_Bronson I’m imagining some trading desk guy getting a quote for fries
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@growing_daniel You said congratulations to someone who had a baby Deeply offensive
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@yifever I was going to bow to your skill but apparently this was stolen valor
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@Brandon93Smith The tragedy of all big guys trying to build a LEGACY They don’t care, the mentality that shaped the founder doesn’t exist in his children who he wanted to ensure grew up “comfortably”
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@cimmerian_v Lmao what
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@Hanasaku_Yuri Providence.
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@Ida_Clemens @halcyon_hazel Same logic applies to the man in the woods. It’s just an encounter.
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@dissproportion It's Redditors reviewing Redditors. It's the entire world as far as they're concerned.
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@eshear @wanyeburkett That's obvious to everyone. Merely suggesting that immigrants have higher affinity to their birthplace and ethnic group gets you called a racist, when it's generally true and replicated. The only country country you can't have an affinity towards is the United States.
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@wanyeburkett i_love_data_soyjack.jpg
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@ctjlewis @Duderichy > anyone can do it No, they really can’t, and saying this is destructive and disingenuous.
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@typeclonghouse look at this shit lmao preteen white boys didn't stand a CHANCE
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@SCHIZO_FREQ Mostly accurate. With two children you more or less don’t save anything.
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@MarmotRespecter @zeta_globin Having a million in fixed rate debt is working out ok for me
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@ThunderWolf08 Florida has more HSR than CA. CA will probably never build a mile.
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@growing_daniel art of the deal baby
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@orthonormalist or just get wealthy first and then do it humanities was supposed to be for the idly wealthy - too many people LARPing a role that was never meant for them
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@cremieuxrecueil “Just stop being fat and your health improves on all axes” wow incredible science
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@PstafarianPrice A 12-Step Program?
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@CartoonsHateHer @uuuomo she knows the kids more than their parents do, lol
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@HMBrough_ Not really. The US sent plenty of people back; historically it was about a third of migrants eventually returned to their former countries. The US is novel in the regard that it treats immigrants as future citizens. Ireland is like everywhere else.
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@Soul0Engineer They’re all solid 6-7s with nice personalities with mutual face blindness
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@RLHeinrichs Who are our enemies again?
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@shakoistsLog Again, the average NYT writer probably hoots and hollers like a chimpanzee at water coming out of the tap.
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@eyeslasho Nice job brainiac
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@ShitpostRock lmao, europeans going to america post updates about how fat they're getting
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@growing_daniel The girls never came
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@skooookum poast github
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@R0b0tSp1der @generalslug oh. well he had a good run. silver linings and all that
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@MarmotRespecter @Seven7Alexandra Who wants another mother?
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@growing_daniel It portrays journalists sympathetically It’s gonna be hella mid
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@tekbog It really would be nice for server binaries to get released when this happens so people don’t just have dead game
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@amerrill2 I read this in your voice and laughed Thanks for the laughs many years ago
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@techceopepe founders always talking about what makes good employee (a deal they would never take themselves except in desperation)
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@tsaha it's just not very efficient for async communication You have a request - "hello, $REQUEST" at least gives the other party some information
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@hradzka He deserves it.
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@Ruesavatar She just likes him and can’t process it.
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@abettertake Keep the riff raff out of the exclusive club
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@cosyposter This looks more like the right crowd to fall in with.
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@Crime_Penguin Notice they don’t ever want to get rid of Pit Bulls tho
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