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You’ll never guess how the drill instructor enters the frame
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I still love her reply to this day and idk why people ragged on her more than the original poster. Like she saw regular misogyny and replied with A1 mentally unwell mysticism. What’s not funny about that
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I’m a 9/11 last responder, i just arrived on the scene today. looks like it’s already been taken care of
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It’s crazy how morticians used to be kinda somber old dudes and now they’re millennial woman with dyed hair and funky glasses who all run tik tok accounts called things like “Embalming Babe 💗☠️🧪🦇”
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Random thing I always gripe about is how “chai tea” and “naan bread” are perfectly reasonable and non-redundant phrases and anyone who corrects you is just doing it as a cheap shot to feel smart
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When I was ~7 there was a photo of two ducks in a swamp in a nat geo book my dad bought me that I was absolutely obsessed w and would look at every day. My mom donated the book at some point and I’d randomly remember the photo for years but never find it but I finally did today
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Her most streamed song on Spotify is at a billion streams and I genuinely never heard it before I saw this tweet. Lol do I live on a different planet
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When I was a freshman in college I was in a very loose situationship that didn’t go anywhere bc I was scared of intimacy and the 1 time we were alone in his room we just laid next to each other while I recapped a YouTube documentary about gay frogs and neither of us made a move
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This man has oaf physiognomy. He would totally be the bumbling henchman for a criminal back in the middle ages
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This is literally what their Chinese takeout looks like it might be the one thing they can comprehend
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There is no feeling on earth worse than when u make an inappropriate joke in front of the hot girl who reposts infographics on ig
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Got the text that I think every Indian kid got in the past 24 hours
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I got a photo of the second before a guy dove over a row of people to punch my camera out of my hand hahaha
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I tweeted this while watching Drive 💀
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Girls love men who are 7s. He’s gotta look a little weird. Men who are 10s often give off “get their brows groomed” vibes, not good
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I was at Ulta smelling the tester fragrances and I liked fresh cream warm cashmere from philosophy but there was none stocked so I asked an employee for a stock check and after I walked away I heard her go to ask her coworker and they immediately said “-let me guess, fresh cream”
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I SWORE ID NEVER POST TINDER SCREENSHOTS AGAIN AFTER THE DOGGO GUY BUT DUDE
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Memes like this are so funny I can’t help but imagine a guy at his pc clicking and dragging pngs and getting the placement juuuust right like they’re in kindergarten arts and crafts and being so proud of the end result
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Ever have a coworker ask you to follow them on Twitter and it’s just five years of this
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Lmao the most annoying and unfunny people on earth love to say this and maybe only half of them have even read it, he cleared her ass
he missed the opportunity of his entire life by being a retard
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I would kick it with Chinese me
here’s what you would look like if you were white or chinese
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Sick injury bro. Would be a shame if I added insult to it
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Seeing someone in the stage of their life where they don’t realize they need to get sober yet is wild
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Your reply guys: horny
My reply guys: tweeting terroristic threats
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Singer at hardcore show I was at tonight: fuck the unabomber tho he was racist
Guy behind me: the unabomber was racist?!
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He just becomes cooler with every new thing I see him do
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@GodelEscherCart
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This guy is what Japanese people think every American looks like
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Also you will notice that half the time it’s white people who want to browbeat other white people and the other half is diaspora Indian college students and neither of these groups ever know what they’re talking about (I say this lovingly as a member of the second group)
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Chai or masala chai is basically the only tea in India which is why it’s redundant there and indians either say tea or chai. Chai is used more like a descriptor of a specific spice blend in America. You’re not gonna get a regular black tea with milk if you ask for chai.
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It is an extremely forgettable song it feels like I’m in a black mirror episode
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My heart drops to my asshole whenever I see that face in my notifications
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Well
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Bro doesn’t realize that him getting blackout drunk is the problem and not the excuse
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Aight here go some thoughts b4 I mute. Just Chai or naan works in English, but it’s not redundant if you say chai tea or naan bread. They’re not fully interchangeable words. It’s context dependent a lot of the time, like if you’re talking to someone who isn’t familiar.
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I’m just wondering if it’s an icebreaker or they actually rule out people with incompatible signs….
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“Ted kaczynski’s audio book” lmaooo shut up i love when you can literally tell when someone’s entire personality is just a jumble of internet buzzwords that losers identify with
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These pants are like crack to white women who travel to third world countries
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Imagine how many delicious fucked up fusion dishes we’ll miss out on because people don’t want to deal with mfers calling them a colonizer on the internet… heartbreaking honestly…
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I’ve completely come around on Bryan Johnson btw. He leaned into the yassification just one percent more and it finally clicked for me. They hated him because he was too cunt
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Right wingers when they see an ethnic food that is a slightly viscous liquid
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Yes it sounds kinda dumb. Still not redundant or worth being an asshole about tho lol
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Thank you for making that distinction Mark Collins, age 45
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Mallards in a cypress swamp, Calcasieu River, Louisiana shot by Tim Fitzharris. It looks a bit more striking in the book bc of how they edited it but this image really moved 7 y/o sandhya for some reason lol. It made me feel so deeply idek what
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This is an afghan man attempting to sound English lol
Which caused a great celebration among his servants where they all enjoyed a feast together that night and for several nights following.
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Yo I’m crying at the people who are snarkily telling me I’m wrong or white-washed. The annoying language policing diaspora college kid I’m talking about is you lil bro! It’s not that serious!
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Imagining someone eating from this like it’s an automatic feeder for your cat
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