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i should stop but i make myself laugh so that's all that matters
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ahem............... in the subject of stupid soft cliche things tho...
childe buys zhongli a wedding ring but zhongli has just acquired a treasure seeking seelie and the seelie ruins the surprise proposal the end
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childe: babe do you only like me for my monstrous foul legacy form
zhongli: ah here is an interesting topic the pavement of liyue is made of a particular mix of ground minerals found only at the conjecture of the cliffs and mixed at a ratio of
childe:
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i love boomer zhongli who bad at tech but also consider, rich zhongli who knows abt tech but not practical stuff and childe is a just some dude who loves fishing and camping but cannot use a smartphone to save his life
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childe and zhongli hire xinyan to play at their wedding
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this thread abt childe archery and i was doing some googling and baller tbh
@chongyun_txt
Actually, there is nothing wrong with the way he holds his bow. What most of you are thinking of is recurve archery. This is the modern and most common type you see today, where it is all about posture. However, as Childe's bow does not have a sight (a proper one), this counts as
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pros of running around with childe
1. his cute scarf
2. you can murder things and feel less bad
3. his cute scarf
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childe being protective of his family: very good
childe's family being protective of him even tho he's big bad harbinger man: very good
teucer kicking someone in the shins: transcendent
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proof childe's parents would be real happy if he ever landed himself a romantic partner to
tame the beast
u kno
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apostasy, tartaglia/zhongli ↺
NSFW/E, loss of faith and finding faith.
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childe: Oh no... the only way we can solve this.... is to fight... how terrible... tragic really... oh no mr zhongli is so strong... truly... tragic....
traveler: please stop flirting im trying to find my lost sibling
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rosaria, drunk, being like 'and then they want me to praise lord barbecue and i just'
kaeya helpfully all, 'his name is batwiggins'
rosaria 'oh right i can never remember his name whatever. lord bumblebee'
diluc, who is owed millions of mora in wine from said god by now:
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did you guys know childe is a great dps who is great and a dps and a great unit an
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u think abt the rep the traveler gains in different cities like in mondo they're the honorary knight but also that weirdo that is on the wall of your house at 3am picking mushrooms. meanwhile in liyue they were a suspect in a deicide and then a p0stm4tes delivery person
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I. Finished the fight and went to check twitter and then
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u kno childe was like 'yeah zhongli is rich' which means he decided of his own free will he wanted to spoil this rich ass man with cash dollar
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childe's exposed... hip... side...w aist... thing... there... to be touched you know...... hey... zhongli,,,,, do you have any free hands.....
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Five Times Sandalphon Burned The Coffee Beans Sorry I Wrote This On The Bus
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AJ: Childe is 3 months older than he because of the extra abyss time
me: soulmate au where 3 months before he meets Zhongli Childe's timer zeroes but he meets no one because their timers are out of sync now
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every day i think abt an au where some stupid-ass like thief thinking the zhongzi household would be good to rob bc zhongli seems airheaded and childe is Domestic and then making the biggest mistake of their life
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FUCK WAIT
DO YOU THINK IF SCARA ALSO HAS A BEEG FORM
HE'S JUST LIKE.
AVERAGE IN-GAME MADEL MODEL HEIGHT,
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The Hofun4U Giant Dragon Plush Pillow instructions... but for Rex Lapis.
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childe's coworkers like this absolute uncontrollable chaos being who ruins everything in his brutish violence
zhongli like my cute wallet husband learning chopsticks tryina not drop expensive food all over the table
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BEFORE WE ALL STARTED ROLLING I SACRIFICED CHILDE OFF OF THE ZHONGLI STATUE AND IT BROUGHT US GOOD LUCK NO JOKE
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AFTER ZHONGLI'S BUFF I BETTER SEE SOME of these memes
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@venti_later
I feel like one of the GREAT things abt focalors Fontaine furina stuff is the personal tragedies vs the macro tragedy too like. They did succeed and they did save Fontaine but the cost was high. Ppl have the right to feel pissed abt it just as ppl also can feel pity for furina
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fic recs:
the autumn winds are sighing -
lungs full of roses -
seaglass -
BLEASE UNDERSTAND
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fim and i writing farm future for zhongzi every day
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New GBF players: wow HL players are so hardcore and focused
Me and my superseded crew:
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LIKE PLEASE CAN U IMAGINE ZHONGLI HAS ALL THESE PICTURES ON HIS CLOUD BUT CHILDE STILL USES LIKE DISPOSABLE KODAK CAMERAS OR W/E and his phone is a brick and he doesnt even have a laptop
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My favorite Sinoalice character. Really drives home the metaphor about despair and hope in life, death and memory.
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looks at timeline, unbidden and cursed floating into my mind: ayato erasing expiration dates on milk cartons to force everyone into stomach roulette
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ngl the best part of the 1.1 reveal is just the "childe pays bc he's using zhongli" to "no just pays cuz he's gay"
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soulmate au where childe traded away the ability to have a soulmate when in the abyss for power when he was 14 and didn't really understand romance anyway but it turns out you don't need a soulmate to have a wonderful romance and he and zhongli get marrie
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sometimes im embarrassed to have full 5* teams cuz ppl are sometimes nasty abt guppies/dolphins/whales/lucksacks and im a delicate flower but i also am just gonna do it for a bit... faves dot mov only for a while
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ii honestly wanna just write zhongzi going batshit for each other you know like power couple protective boyfriend rights but trying to figure out the logistics is too much. mwp you know...
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god i just love the idea that the rank and file fatui around childe are like torn between "he's... nice?" and "please lord childe this task is below your rank it's fine it's fine" and "oh my fucking god he's monstrously strong o god"
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"1. Adjusts combat logic for Dendro Slimes: When a Dendro Slime is hiding relatively far from your location, you will not enter combat mode." this is actually the best update fuck zhongli buffs
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zhongli and childe hire xinyan to play at their wedding. only a few things catch on fire. childe considers it a great success excess.
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when your jock son basically got expelled from your village for brawling brings home a man who is like the biggest nerd in the world
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Zhongli knows the legend of the island but Childe is a bit disappointed the chest wasn’t hidden behind a miniboss
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Childe's sunshine smile is good...
Childe's feral smile is also good...
Childe's smile... it's just good...
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fgo eng: i love watching people die and being dead
fgo jpn: i died and was dead 800 years ago now i drink
gbf: i am currently dying and
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childe telling zhongli they need to have a morning and afternoon kiss at minimum cuz he needs to become the bEST KISS ZHONGLI HAS EVER HAD & zhongli needs to rate him
(6k years of competition got his blood boiling)
but then zhongli like all your kisses are top tier bc they're u
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but he can fix anything broken in the house and cook most stuff and TIME TO SAY HE CAN DO THAT FUN FORAGE FOR FOOD SHIT AND WHATEVER U KNO like high class farm to table forage style but also 'i put it in my mouth and probably wont die'
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Hello friends! My roommate and I have started a small shop. Our inventory is small because this isn't a business but trying to balance out our hobby spending, LOL. We'll be adding as we make things. Please take a look! :3
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i know ppl want big dong Foul Leggy to rail zhongli but i deeply want Foul Legacy Childe to be leaning down and Zhongli to cup his face in his hands and tell him he's a good boy after childe's murdered a bunch of shit for him even tho zhongli didnt need protection he did it an-
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fatui harbingers be like: who let this jock in
tartaglia: what jock
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Oh to be a gnosis held and called ugly by la Signora
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You're One in a Melon & We Make a Great Pear
Childe sells fruit, Zhongli is a tech guy who needs to eat more fruit.
They're very gay and very stupid.
Happy Valentine's Day.
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It’s time for fandom to give us the content of childe and hu tao hanging out while zhonglis patience wears thinner and thinner
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fim and i have said childe over 3.7k times in dm to each other
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it's only the true fgo experience if the eng release also comes with 4 day maint
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