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got a weird neg reply when I posted this but you know what, fck that guy, I’m happy with my progress (nov 22 - now)
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currently rewatching the 95 mortal kombat & this movie does not get enough credit for giving us this kano
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was not expecting the response to my last tweet & got a lot of questions so I wanted to share how I got from a to b... (may 22 - jan 23) 🧵
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find friends that will spend their entire sunday watching you build a millennium falcon in your footy shorts
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so in hindsight, taking a date to watch a cowboys vs raiders game
at the raiders club
in a cowboys jersey
probably not the best idea 😅
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Jamie Lee Curtis is returning to Halloween.
Linda Hamilton is returning to Terminator.
Sigourney Weaver, Alien needs you.
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@Kamzahura
@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN
actually he didn't make vamp bisexual (vamp made the player bisexual)
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this one for sure. but it was mostly people being wholesome & asking for advice... mostly
Quote this tweet with a picture that had your dms blowing up 🥰🥰🥰😚
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it finally happened, i bought a new shirt & let the salesperson upsell me on a belt
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this was wild to wake up to ngl... thx for all the nice replies. some of ya'll in the dms though 🧐
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merry xmas to my fellow travelers spending their christmas alone today
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was not expecting the response to my last tweet & got a lot of questions so I wanted to share how I got from a to b... (may 22 - jan 23) 🧵
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before having a beard became my whole personality
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I painted an 80's-style poster for
#Scream6
🔪🩸
(I know it's not very good but I want to share more of my art this year 😅)
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3. move around (exercise is a filthy word). Set a daily step goal, I started at 8k and increased it over time. Walk on your lunch break. Do a few cartwheels.
HAVE AS MUCH SEX AS YOU CAN/WANT
yes, fuck fuck fuck fuck
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1. calculate your daily energy expenditure (TDEE) to find how much you should be eating to lose weight safely.
I used and ate at a 500-calorie deficit for around 8 months to go from 108kg to 76kg
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4. finally and most importantly, TAKE CARE OF YOUR MENTAL HEALTH. In that before pic I was having a proper shit time.
Talk to your friends & pursue therapy! It will change your life & give you the motivation you need to reach your goals.
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my phone was like "remember this?" and it was my dead family cat followed by 5 pictures of my dick
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tt games knew exactly what they were doing with poe and finn on the lego star wars title screen
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@neon_heartbeat
LOTR. ain’t no way those twink ass hobbits werent getting passed around, fellowship of the ring my ass
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dms are open if you have any specific questions that are not about the size of my dick
(obvs disclaimer that I am just some guy on the internet & you should def seek advice from a medical professional first & foremost)
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I made it through family christmas.
one year sober today
thanks for the inspiration
@MichaelKenKen
#HappyNewYear
dry july
abstain august
sober september
clean halloween
no drinks november
relapsemas
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2. eat healthy (fkn duh). Stick to whole foods & try to avoid the aisles when you go to the supermarket.
Meal prep, track your intake & avoid added sugar as if it wants to kill you (it does).
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the spooky weekend is upon us
1. keep him out of bright light
2. do NOT get him wet
3. never feed him after midnight
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opening my notifs to see love for movie kano alive and well in 2023🥰
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telling my str8 circle of friends about my sexcapades and seeing the looks of awe and confoundment on their faces. I feel like harold the healthy giraffe teaching children about the large intestine
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she's a 6 but she's trying to destroy all human life in the universe
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hungry??? I painted a thing for
#EvilDeadRise
feat.
@RealAlyssaS
and *THE* cheese grater
keen to see what
@curleecronin
cooked up!
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had to draw the good boy 💀
(finally saw the last wish & experienced peak bad guy design)
#pussinboots
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people say marvel ruined movies but the magic died when they made a sequel to "Now You See Me" & it wasn't called "Now You Don't"
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There’s a guy I jog past almost every morning & we always exchange a friendly nod or wave. today he held up his hand and we high-fived.
Is this a perfect relationship?
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finally saw
@DirRobSavage
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reminded me of unhinged 80's stuff like Night of the Comet & Chopping Mall.
If I could have sex with this movie I would (and it would probably give me syphilis).
Here's a custom poster I made because I couldn't stop thinking about it
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I don't need therapy I need a blowjob on the couch while I play bloodborne
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mulder and scully (colorized, 1996)
perhaps best known as pioneers of the bisexual movement and inciting the 'great bisexual boom' of the 90's
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have never lost interest and gained it back so fast in my life omg
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the barista with a thick french accent timidly called me damo instead of damien today, proud of him
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casting & performance so good (rip Trevor Goddard) it directly influenced the character in the franchise moving forward
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can someone do this to me
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you need to be dead in the eyes and make this face while you build the spreadsheet THIS IS ESSENTIAL
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@brielarson
@FlowerGirlsNFT
@VarvaraAlay
it's wild that celebrities embrace NFT's when the masses are vocally rejecting them. Embarrassing & disappointing tbh
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final fantasy collection almost complete. just need crisis core & pic is going straight to tinder to secure some swipes 😤🔥
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didn't register the people having sex on my shirt til my fwb's dad pointed out the people having sex on my shirt 💀
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would u still date me if I got up at 3am every night to install roller coaster tycoon on your work laptop ??
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@THR
"He has also been charged with causing a person to engage in penetrative sexual activity without consent"
so uh, rape? Just call it what it is.
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disney adult ass chandelier
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I bought this knowing full well I’ll be on the couch in my underwear playing re4 all weekend
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