Chris Dixon
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Gunnersaurus being put down whilst his club negotiated a $3.5 billion pay check is the moment football died for me
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Tell me you’ve kicked a ball 4 times in your life without telling me you’ve kicked a ball 4 times in your life
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A very sad night, but spare a thought for Bayern Munich, who have just lost their guaranteed win in the Champions League Round of 16.
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Have had some time to reflect on possibly the greatest ever World Cup Final a bit more now.
So many incredible moments but Lautaro Martinez missing a 6 yard header by about 3 metres on 120+1’ is nothing less than football heritage
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3 months since I had COVID and I’ve still got very little sense of taste. Sometimes I just find myself settling down on the sofa, opening up Netflix and sticking on Friends
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Bellingham must have a micropenis. He’s got to have 1 flaw
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Mo Salah coming 4 places behind Jorginho in the Ballon d’Or is one of the worst things that’s ever happened
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YouTube Allstars more like the YouTube 0 stars when I left
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Guess you could say he clearly hasn’t taken tchouaméni penalties before
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It’s 2008. You’re a City fan. Some weirdo with a labcoat informs you one day Mark Hughes will be replaced by Pep Guardiola and Craig Bellamy by Lionel Messi. You go to punch the cheeky git in the face, then remember there were no City fans in 2008
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If a little bit of you doesn’t want to see the greatest footballer ever win the World Cup, I’m not sure football is the sport for you.
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Hope no one was underneath. Nasty way to go…
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Two of the best! He’s made them pay, and that completes a wonderful break-up
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The sad thing is, even if this all gets resolved and the big forces in football make up again, the next World Cup is literally being held in QATAR. Football is still being run horribly. UEFA and FIFA historically corrupt af. It’s like choosing which one of your arms to chop off
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So watch it, drink it in, I swear you’ll never hear anything like this ever again
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Well I had a good run
Real Madrid's new free kick technology is straight out of the future 🤯
(via
@realmadrid
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Well done you’re gonna win it for the first time in 4 years, grow up
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8 years of my life have been preparation for this day.
Free kicks vs James Ward-Prowse.
Premiering at 5:30pm tonight 🍿
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Anyone else just sat watching with a huge smile? The greatest player ever just got his fairytale ending. We’re watching a MOVIE
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Told this guy I’d give him a photo when we came out for the trophy presentation and absolutely sent him shops. If anyone has his contact details that would be great 😂
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The disciples on the 3rd day
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That event was so clear. Huge amount of money for charity, huge amount of entertainment for all the right and wrong reasons. We live in a simulation 😂
Amazing work
@Sidemen
👏🏼
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I just don’t know how Gary Neville pushes on from this noise. It simply does not get any better than this
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Would like to sincerely apologise to the families of all involved
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I literally started this clip by saying I’ve not watched Mainoo play football but that won’t get your clicks 😁
Makes sense why you support a club that has never touched a Champions League trophy
@chrismd10
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Pls Mbappé you sad bloke you’ve got 20 more years give the goat his trophy
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Garnacho had the opportunity to drop an all-timer cold goal celebration and went and recreated Nicolas Jackson’s
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5 minutes into a Sidemen footie video and I catch a stray
@ZerkaaHD
boot to the head. Lost the right half of my vision for a few hours and couldn’t see faces. Scans all clear and no bleeding! A fun day out!
You never know what’s round the corner, live every day 💪🏼❤️
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You just know Theo Baker is shadow boxing in the mirror this morning
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Thanks to whoever edited my Ronaldo recreation better than I did and would you like a job
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When Arsenal finally win the Europa to qualify for a competition we’re banned from
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You watch the game, you don’t see Aarons. You watch Aarons, you see the whole game
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Jorginho 1 rating behind Messi 😭😭😭😭 stop earth this is where I get off
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Appreciation post for whoever finally taught Messi how to take penalties
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Me when England lose the final to Argentina but Messi gets his World Cup
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Waited 26 years to drop the best goal of my life against a pro keeper on camera 🙄
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You'll Never Walk Alone
-until you cost us the Champions League Final and deserve the death penalty
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This is just absolutely mental. Thank you everyone for donating! ❤️
The Sidemen Charity Match raised over £2M in front of a sold-out crowd at the London Stadium 🤯📈
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Hate it when people beg for stuff. Twitter likes, for example.
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Literally every single football fan around the world:
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We took 4,108 shots and our Top 10 Goals are truly something to marvel at 🧙♂️
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The whole concept of “football coming home” works better for the World Cup anyway
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It cannot be overstated how magnificent this 1 in a billion moment is. The 2nd header is unlikely enough, then followed by the man on the floor being hit 1 final time as he nurses a concussion makes it one of the greatest ever achievements of humanity
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Right who shouted “shoot” when Thomas Partey had the ball 30 yards out at 3-3 on 90+8’ I need home addresses
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If you’re not watching every second left of Lionel Messi on a football pitch, take a long hard look at yourself.
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Absolutely embarrassing celebrating like we’ve won the league when it’s a full 7 months until we actually win it
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Size 4 feet gang 🤝🏼
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The absolute REDUCER at 0:40…Ramos already influencing the Messi legacy 😭
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Watching Declan Rice leading this masterclass must be a Payneful watch for any West Ham fans out there
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I mean if we think this feels bad, Jordan Pickford made 1 unbelievable save, which they tapped in the rebound off, then saved 2 penalties in a European Final shoot-out, one of which taken by Jorginho, and still lost
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After some poor decisions in my last video, I've got 8 copies of
#FIFA16
to giveaway! RT this and follow me to win!
http://t.co/Pgrp4N2IkQ
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Me to Noah Beck after he was blacklisted for being too good and they needed a worse midfielder for the Allstars
🚨 FULL TEAM LINEUPS REVEALED!
Since yesterday, Deji & AngryGinge have been added to SDMN FC, while Chandler has been removed from YTAS.
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I would like to apologise to my teammates, staff and supporters of YouTube Allstars for missing the penalty. It was a bad decision to aim it straight at Hughwizzy and I take full responsibility.
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Yeah Messi to PSG is terrible for football and all that, but will there be a generally more entertaining game in the history of football than when Messi, Mbappe and Neymar put 34 goals past a team pronounced “Nonce”
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You ever forget that Zidane panenka'd a penalty in off the bar and decked someone with a headbutt in the same World Cup Final. Imagine the size of the testicles on that man
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Trent has not only become the first man to be taken on 314 times in a single game but also the first man to do it and get player of the match
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The reaction to this on the big screen at Wembley registered a sonic boom
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No way Messi is a goat. This small mammal is not of this earth
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Antony going home with 2 nutmegs, 9 passes backward and 3 dives
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Nice little surprise for a Wednesday morning. What a mental number of people. Thanks everyone who's joined along the way over the last 6 years! 💛
Thinking we invade a country to celebrate - suggestions welcome below
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How far out Garnacho is there to get the power to put that in the far top corner is just absolutely obscene…that’s probably in PL goal of the decade conversation 😂
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Once again the Premier League is in for another boring two horse race 😩
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Today is one of the GOAT days of the Barclays. So just watch it, drink it in
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Let the record show that
@noahbeck
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After getting cooked all day on football twitter it was so lovely of
@Tgarratt10
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Does this bounce off the floor, or does the curl on the ball solely bend it upwards? My head tells me it bounces, but my heart wants to believe it begins to bend away 1 atom from touching the grass
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Jimmy needs some praise for the improvement in football ability in 12 months. At this rate he’ll have a Ballon D’Or by 2030
Not gonna lie it’s the next day and I went to stand up and my right knee was throbbing lol
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Along with all the rest, Messi’s decision making is probably the best ever in football. The fact he has 789 goals whilst always passing to his teammates if it’s the right decision is just absolutely dumb
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This World Cup means nothing. Messi was the greatest ever player to walk onto a football pitch before this match and he still is now. There’s just now no other argument. 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐
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