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@champagnesucks
anika
4 months
women are a riddle and the answer is book deal
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@champagnesucks
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11 months
sorry if it’s not politically correct to have an hourglass figure and an ivy league degree
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@champagnesucks
anika
8 months
Not to be a bitch but maybe instead of reposting videos of my friend being senselessly murdered you could donate some money to the fund for his memorial, his girlfriend, and his parents. 🤍
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@champagnesucks
anika
1 year
men are only interested in one thing and it’s not my writing
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@champagnesucks
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5 months
cringe is a slur for sincerity
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@champagnesucks
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2 years
girls will literally be like brb i gotta change my whole novel to present tense
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@champagnesucks
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1 year
should i make a linked in
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@champagnesucks
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3 months
love is just saying “I apologize for my outburst” over and over until one of you dies
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@champagnesucks
anika
4 months
nothing for me please I’ll just have water
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4 months
We asked more than 60 people, "Is it better to desire, or be desired?"
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@champagnesucks
anika
4 months
does anyone know how to figure out whether god is punishing you?
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2 years
God, the men you put on this earth to build houses are writing autofiction.
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@champagnesucks
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3 months
last night dean kissick walked into the party, said “i can’t do this,” and then turned around and left. there’s really nothing i respect more than a man who doesn’t fuck with me.
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@champagnesucks
anika
8 years
what's that story where the thirteen year old girl is dating a sixteen year old boy for three days and then six people die
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@champagnesucks
anika
11 months
someone at @OneGrandBooks fucked up and let me publish the beginning of my novel in same issue as Ottessa Moshfegh, Anne Carson, and Lydia Millet.
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@champagnesucks
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7 months
Are the younger writers in the room with us now?
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@champagnesucks
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6 years
"We both identify with Anne Frank because we're horny shut-ins who fetishize Jewishness and wear Peter Pan collars, and we're in a state of arrested development so we're basically pubescent girls." @RedScarePod coming in real self-aware this week
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@champagnesucks
anika
2 months
summer 2024: + vermouth and soda + gua sha + “fruit fasts” + wearing a nightgown to the beach + women supporting women + train autism + internship at Halliburton + sending your enemy a bullet in the mail + calling your grandmother
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@champagnesucks
anika
2 months
male thirst trap
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James Pogue
2 months
Just got a letter from the FBI pursuant to my request for my personal file and apparently it’s more than five hundred pages long (?)
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@champagnesucks
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2 months
pervert martini
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@champagnesucks
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3 months
still love everyone I’ve ever loved. unfortunately
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@champagnesucks
anika
4 months
if you’re my friend and your co-hosting parties with a bunch of godless freaks who laughed and applauded when ryan was murdered in some kind of weird alt right mating ritual — you’re not my friend anymore. don’t speak to me. don’t look at me. die miserable.
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@champagnesucks
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1 year
the boys on 4chan are saying i have the seed oil stare :/
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@champagnesucks
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2 years
boys punching each other at literary readings because New York is back bb
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@champagnesucks
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11 months
my year of fucking around and finding out
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@champagnesucks
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1 year
i apologize for saying “bright lights big titties” inside the synagogue
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@champagnesucks
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2 years
i borrowed this signed copy of taipei from a boy in 2015 and soon after it vanished from my childhood bedroom. last month I found it on my mother’s bedside table and when I confronted her she said “I like Tao Lin also.”
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@champagnesucks
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1 year
if walking around at dusk was a drug, it would be the most prescribed pill on earth.
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@champagnesucks
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7 months
I don’t want to tempt fate, but I think everything’s gonna be totally great forever.
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@champagnesucks
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7 months
should not have searched “literary it girl” — turns out every Gen X writer guy excluding @xlorentzen thinks we are ugly and annoying and have generational wealth. if you don’t wanna read about book parties maybe just log off and go to the Pavement show or something??
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@champagnesucks
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6 months
Not to be a bitch since I know some of you guys don’t know how to read anything longer than a post, but maybe the cure for Blake Butler Derangement Syndrome is actually reading the book??? Just spitballing here.
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@champagnesucks
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2 years
could a “depressed person” read middlemarch at Taco Bell?
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@champagnesucks
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1 year
sometimes i forget that i’m the first graduate student girl to model a fragmented novel on speedboat
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@champagnesucks
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5 years
brothers
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@champagnesucks
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5 months
once again questioning whether this T-shirt was the last truly beautiful thing I made
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@champagnesucks
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1 year
men rule
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@champagnesucks
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1 year
obviously doctor, you’ve never been a 28-year-old girl
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@champagnesucks
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5 years
the pot calling the kettle problematic
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@champagnesucks
anika
6 months
girls be like “do whatever you want to me” (forehead kiss, missionary sex, end of list.)
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@champagnesucks
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4 months
never ask a man his salary never ask a woman how frequently her magazine comes out
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@champagnesucks
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4 years
crying in my own car with a sign in the window like “the air conditioning is on, she is listening to her favorite music”
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@champagnesucks
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2 years
the cancelled will inherit the earth
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@champagnesucks
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2 years
rip to the first socially conservative american it-girl
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@champagnesucks
anika
4 months
pure joy teaching earth angel today. my students were so moved by these stories and amazed by the way they handle subjects like eating disorders and the Islamic state and freezing your eggs. I’m proud of madeline and happy to be associated with this book.
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@champagnesucks
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2 years
nothing I respect more than a man who absolutely does not fuck with me
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@champagnesucks
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1 year
what doesn’t kill you makes you tragically thin
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@champagnesucks
anika
6 months
crisis in femininity 📈 for 2024
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6 months
grown women participating in a trend to seek a perpetual state of girlhood… preteen girls asking for drunk elephant retinol cream for christmas…
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@champagnesucks
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3 months
I have felt hot before and I will feel hot again.
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@champagnesucks
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9 months
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@champagnesucks
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5 months
it’s so over
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@champagnesucks
anika
2 months
turned 29 which means the worst year of my life is over and God’s not finished. Yay. ❤️‍🩹
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@champagnesucks
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2 years
what is autofiction and why is it ruining my life
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@champagnesucks
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1 year
dumb blond AND a literary it girl? in THIS economy?! 😍
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@champagnesucks
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2 years
one thing about me is that I have a literary agent now
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@champagnesucks
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1 year
clean up on aisle heaven
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@champagnesucks
anika
2 months
not arguing with a PHD student, whatever you say beautiful
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the future lasts forever
3 months
@xlorentzen @RachelConnoll14 bret easton ellis, michel houellebecq, tao lin, knausgaard, chris kraus—more locally 99% of Forever and the other descendants of Tyrant—and also probably the other writers you think I mean. This whole phenomenon is well-documented as commented upon ad nauseam, as we both know!
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3 months
should I write an essay about my childhood for attention?
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1 year
god the men you put on this earth to write autofiction are building houses
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@champagnesucks
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11 months
wake up babe we figured out what’s going on with men
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@champagnesucks
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1 year
maybe the real mass extinction event was the friends we made along the way
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@champagnesucks
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5 years
any cute tattoo artists in LA who aren't prohibitively expensive?
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@champagnesucks
anika
6 years
Two years ago I was assaulted by the head of my department at Pratt. The institution allowed him to hand in his resignation discretely rather than being fired. Now he has a full-time position at CUNY. His name is Thad Ziolkowski.
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@champagnesucks
anika
8 months
everything lasts forever
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anika
1 year
partying is fleeting and unrewarding
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@champagnesucks
anika
2 years
you guys I’m in palm beach and donald trump just told me he’s been ghostwriting angelicism posts ://
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@champagnesucks
anika
1 year
writing something that will make everyone love me
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@champagnesucks
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1 year
attention is like money for girls
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11 months
My Heart is Open
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@champagnesucks
anika
8 months
just wrote a poem for the first time in five years this is a cry for help btw
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anika
3 years
my girlfriend and I noticed you from across the bar and were wondering if you’d want to intern for us unpaid??
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1 year
men cannot resist my tiny wrists and hormonal mood swings
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1 year
i’m sorry if it’s not politically correct to have an hourglass figure
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3 months
yesterday my mom asked me: why did you think getting what you want would make you happy?
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anika
3 months
Jewish woman making a list over here. Let me know if you want to be on it.
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3 months
big news: i’m enraged!!!
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1 month
god this city is so cashed
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@champagnesucks
anika
2 months
sorry that I’m an ideas man
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@champagnesucks
anika
3 months
blake and megan were among the first established writers who agreed to put work in Forever when the magazine was literally just a twinkle in Madeline’s eye. they are two of the nicest people you will ever meet in real life.
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Andrew Weatherhead
3 months
One thing that hasn’t really been mentioned in the coverage of Molly and the bullshit pearl clutching of its detractors is @blakebutler ‘s longstanding generosity to writers, writing communities, and diversity of written expression. He’s encouraged / supported / championed / put
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11 months
can everyone stop being mean to me until we figure out what’s going on
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anika
4 months
kendall is a once-in-a-generation talented editor — so happy and lucky to be part of the catalogue she’s building
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Kendall Storey
4 months
🌹 roses are red flat earth will arrive from anika levy in 2025! 🌹
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1 year
mom glaring at me in disapproval as I read the the crumpstack on the subway
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6 months
for better or worse, the sexual revolution happened and now I have to carve this thing myself.
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9 months
my mom is home safe from burning man not that you care
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2 years
reading the novelist and shaking my head the whole time to let people on the bus know i disagree with it
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4 months
double suicide or it wasn’t love
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4 months
god damn it I forgot how good Madeline’s stupid book is
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anika
1 year
all I’ve ever asked for is a fifty thousand dollar wedding ring, a luxury apartment, and a plan to have a baby
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anika
2 years
i heard what you said about my magazine.
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3 months
happy international women’s day to Madeline only
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@champagnesucks
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1 year
hobart rules again because elizabeth ellen installed herself as autocrat — sorry !!
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9 years
hot singles in your area want to die
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1 year
i really just can’t get enough of this girl
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@champagnesucks
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4 years
the avi for the New York police union is literally a covered badge number, nice work guys.
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11 months
is this anything
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2 years
i’m in a parasocial relationship with myself
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anika
1 year
one of the milady boys just explained the kali yuga to me. needless to say i am feeling intelligent.
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@champagnesucks
anika
7 years
Today Taliesin responded to a text in our family group chat for the first time in his entire life.
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anika
1 year
good morning anon
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@champagnesucks
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7 years
Can't figure out what to do with my little brother on his last night in New York so I'm sending him to work at a gay bar
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1 year
scientists still cannot figure out What is Wrong withMe
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1 year
“what do your tattoos mean?” ok so basically i let the inbred kids from gummo write on me with ballpoint pens
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