“why should the homeless get free housing when i have to pay such high rent for mine??” it’s almost as if... we all have the same problem... you little bitch
those 5 minutes when a man is shaving and all that’s left is the mustache and he’s walking around saying “maybe i’ll keep it” are the most terrifying 5 minutes of a woman’s life
i do believe that bears are dangerous and anyone who thinks they can get close to one is very stupid. but i also think i am different and the bear would sense my loving spirit
if kyle xy took off his shirt in front of me id be really chill and cool about it but the second i was alone i’d text the girlies “im with this guy and he has no fuckingggg bellybutton”
encores are so funny. bands are like “ok we’re done! ;)))” and we’re like “no you’re not get back out here silly” and they’re like “ahhh you got me ok 1-3 more then it’s bed time”
as a couple you should own a minimum of the following
1 chain mail or leather armor
1 longbow, and 20 arrows
1 martial weapon and a shield or 2 martial weapons
1 light crossbow and 20 bolts or 2 handaxes
1 dungeoneer’s pack or 1 explorer’s pack
*trying to keep it together when someone misidentifies a wyvern as a dragon* yeah haha but actually as you can see that creature only has 2 legs and wings whereas a dragon has 4 legs and wings. now a wyrm on the otherhand has
you wouldn’t download a car. you wouldn’t download a fine ass babe to ride around in your car with the top down. you wouldn’t download road head from this fine babe riding in your car down the highway with the wind in your hair