من هم در کنار شما هستم ، مردم ایران ، و می خواهم بدانید که وقتی وزن کم می کنم بسیار بهتر به نظر می رسم ، وقتی وزن کم می کنم واقعاً داغ هستم و من بسیار بهتر از آنچه شنیده ام هستم من & اگر می خواهید من با شما تماس بگیرم و سال نو را برای شما آرزومندم ، شماره خود را برای من بفرستید!
دولت ایران باید به گروههای حقوق بشر اجازه بدهد حقیقت کنونی اعتراضات در جریان مردم ایران را نظارت کرده و گزارش بدهند. نباید شاهد کشتار دوباره ی معترضان مسالمت آمیز و یا قطع اینترنت باشیم. جهان نظاره گر این اتفاقات است.
YOU DID IT! SO HAPPY FOR YOU, YOUR PA, YOUR MA,
@KRISTINCHRISTY
, CARSON, CALFY, FISHY, DEERY, BOBBY, LUANNE, CONNIE, TACO, TICO, THE FRIEND YOU WOULD TAKE BATHS WITH, RACOONY, SNAILY, WAY TO GO RICHARD! YOU"RE MY FAVORITE
@CWOTD
!
Right now, rather than attempting to make a funny tweet in hopes that it will lead to you having good feelings about me, I'm just making a direct appeal & saying in all sincerity, please like me
Nothing like the wave of nausea so strong it wakes you up at 3 am. Dull pain in arm thx to needle. Ready for this shit show called
#cancer
to be over. Namaste.
Artie Lange is not done. Artie Lange has a long beautiful road of life ahead of him. Good Luck, Love, L'Chaim. You are special to me
@Artiequitter
. Spero che un giorno mangeremo ancora gli spaghetti insieme.
I’m about to take a big step to help myself To save my life. I’m sure u will hear about it. I feel like I’m not done. I have another run of laughing w u all. I want to thank u fans the way u thank me. U have saved my life. U are special to me. Wish me luck
@SarahKSilverman
Am I misinterpreting this? Is Sarah basically saying "Don't beat up the Jews who don't support Israel...only beat up the Jews who do" ?
The vaccine (at least in NY) is not as hard to get as people are making it out to be...I've gotten 44 first doses so far, & scheduled to have 3 more shots in next week & a half
A lot of the people calling
@realDonaldTrump
a dictator for saying he has the power to force states to open up are the same people that demanded he force states to shut down.
I don't know if prayer works but if u r someone that is scared or sad about something going on in your life or a loved one's & want people to pray for u or just to know people are thinking about you in a loving way, tweet me & I'll try to help get some positive thoughts your way
I love that this time of year people feel an excuse & a freedom to be extra kind & warm to each other! Merry Christmas! Happy Chanukkah! & Happy (322 days till) Diwali! :)
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I’m feeling very happy & I hope u are too & if u aren’t feeling happy, that’s ok & I hope things get better & im glad at least u aren’t a 🦃 :) And if u want me to call you late tonight for a quick hello, Dm me # & I’ll get to as many as I can.
while I tend to lean libertarian on most issues, I believe USA should institute a year of national service sometime around age 18 for a year or two, perhaps not compulsory but heavily incentivized with citizenship privileges...country is so divided, need healthy ways to unify us
In New York City, bars, restaurants and gyms will close at 10 PM daily, beginning this Friday.
This is what needs to happen to help hold back a second wave in our city.
Here it is. Artie Lange’s movie quote of the day - birthday edition. Come out and see me tonight at Governors on Long Island. Also just added a show on November 1 at Laugh It Up in Poughkeepsie. I’m here and I’m not going anywhere you guys. I love ya!
From a Libertarian perspective I disagree with some of
@AndrewYang
's ideas of what Gov't should be involved in, but he is likable as fuck & I like his thought process.....
Hi
@Staples
..thank you so much to your friendly, very helpful employee Juanita at your store located at 2248 Broadway NY NY 10024...she helped me with my printing issue, fixed my iphone, & gave me great life advice :)
several times over the years in NYC, late at night, 2, 3 in the morning I would run into Jackie Mason, just walking around, in a diner, etc & recognizing him I would excitedly go up & say hi & Jackie would ask me, "Are you one of those homosexuals?"
THANK YOU! To everyone sending me nice messages about
#NYCmarathon
! I'm super excited & super nervous!...if I don't tweet back now, it's just cause I'm getting ready for
#NYCMarathon
!
Many have reached out, asking for my thoughts on
@ElisaJordana
...here they are: Elisa is very creative, super talented & most importantly has a huge heart and I'm always rooting for her!
Cheering out the window at 7pm is a tradition that should continue even after the pandemic is over. It makes me feel a part of something & that I'm making the world a better place.
Not my president! actually whomever (or is it whoever?) wins will be my president...and I'll hope they'll do great...and yes there are flaws, but I sincerely feel very fortunate that there is a USA & to be in it.
Anyone know anywhere in NYC you can get a legit massage, everywhere I've tried, pushes me out the door as I'm explaining where my back hurts & yells "hanjob only!"
I don't have a definitive belief in God, but I'm fascinated by the possibility there is or that there is not one....& I wish people wouldn't be so condescending to those that do have a sincere belief in God.
started 8 to 2 diet today! (basic rules are to eat whatever want between 8am & 2am & nothing between 2am & 8am (with exception of near 0 cal stuff like coffee or broth)..so far feeling good, a little worried about getting hungry after 2am, but guess I'll deal with that if happens
gallantly said "On me, Merry Christmas"...now I feel so noble & wholesome & like such a good person & awaiting for something very good karmically to happen to me. Also, to add to my goodness, the woman was a very different ethnicity than I am.
#MerryChristmas
Last night while standing on the platform, waiting for a subway train, I heard a voice telling me to turn around, I did, & there was Aziz Ansari sitting naked on a bench, pointing to his penis & motioning for me to go down on him. And I did. I think I just felt really pressured.
Whether or not you think he deserved it, do you think
@JoeBiden
could withstand the intense pressure & fire
@realDonaldTrump
has faced for last 4 years?
Any governor or mayor forcing small businesses to shut down/workers to not work, should completely forfeit their salary for the same time period.
Have a lottery, give the forfeited salary to some random small business owner/worker forced to not work.
Pls invite me to your brunch today in NYC. I picture us laughing & talking about things & eating. DM me your number. Please be all females & their gay male friends. I will be the straight guy at the brunch or maybe one or 2 other straight guys, but at least 60% female attendance
some
#Karen
started flipping out on me for pooping (discreetly) at the end of the platform while waiting for the E train...wish I had my phone on me to make her go viral!
#didntstoppooping
My Steve Nowicki Ronnie Mund Wedding diet, health & fitness plan has begun! The highest you've known me at was 270, during Covid got down to like 167.5, gained lot back in last several months, this morning 211.4, will update periodically (no diet advice needed or wanted Pls! :) )
I'm currently living in LA & looking for last minute roles on TV shows, star in a movie (big time
#Hollywood
movies only), Hula Hoop on your billboard or in your commercial or to take walks with famous people. Avail anytime today or next few days.
#SAGAFTRA
DM me your prospectus
@realDonaldTrump
من هم در کنار شما هستم ، مردم ایران ، و می خواهم بدانید که وقتی وزن کم می کنم بسیار بهتر به نظر می رسم ، وقتی وزن کم می کنم واقعاً داغ هستم و من بسیار بهتر از آنچه شنیده ام هستم من & اگر می خواهید من با شما تماس بگیرم و سال نو را برای شما آرزومندم ، شماره خود را برای من بفرستید!
Are you someone that hates me but is sincerely open to having a dialogue, getting to know each other a little better & allowing me to try to convince you to like me? If so, pls DM me your number. (I won't call everyone back, but I'll try to get to ones I can)
me with actress Annika Noelle, she plays Hope Logan on The Bold & The Beautiful, & was who I had my glorious scene with :)
@BandB_CBS
(Annika is
@AnnikaNoelle
on Instagram, I don't think she's on Twitter)
#HopeLogan
#BoldandBeautiful
Hi
@SweetGreen
, I was at your 226 Bleeker location, I was having salad problems & your employee Robert really helped me out. Thank you, I appreciate the excellent customer service.
Ford & Kavanough, its likely one of them is telling the truth & its likely the one thats telling the truth is feeling a lot of pain that they're being smeared & made out to be such an evil person. I dont know which ones being honest & while ur guess may be correct, u don't either
(Pls RT) Donate $1000 or more, I'll send u a cock pic, $5000 or more, extreme high quality phone sex. (Offer good till Scott reaches his goal of 50k)...Help Scott the Engineer
@Scottthebowler
help his wife Robin recover from cancer.
#HelpRobinRecover
The point is that the world don’t move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you, may not be right for some. Everybody’s got a special kind of story. Everybody finds a way to shine. It takes diff’rent strokes to move the world!
Today i woke up. And i hope and pray that we in the country can come together for the better of USA. We are so divided. It makes me sad we can not find some kind of Common ground both sides keep blaming each other but nobody wants to just make peace.
A woman behind me in line at the grocery store commented on my pico de gallo, she said it looked so good & that she didn't know this grocery store had that item..we chatted for a sec, I paid my bill, then I turned to her, handed her one of my pico containers &