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@ameliasdfjkl
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HE DID NOT
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coworker asked me if i was seeing anything on broadway soon and i told her about sweeney todd and she asked me if anyone big is in the cast and i told her and yes this story is going exactly where you think it's going
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antoni: add some herbs tan: wear some patterns and a french tuck jvn: sunscreen hunny karamo: you deserve love bobby: your two-room apartment is now 8 rooms. your kitchen makes yellow and purple work together and i've built these bookshelves with your mother's bones
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@ameliasdfjkl
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normal people: awww cute disney plus commercial swifties:
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@ameliasdfjkl
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so my most popular tweet on this site ever is about nick jonas and his diabetes and... that makes perfect senseless
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someone i went to high school with announced that she was pregnant today and everyone got mad at her saying how fucked up it is to use fake pregnancies as a prank but she’s really pregnant 😩
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glee was such... a wild time. there was a point when 25 million people watched an episode and there was a point where less than 2 million people watched an episode. the fall of the empire was a quick one
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nicole kidman was probably like wtf is happening
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IM SCREAMING AT THE 123 LETS GO BITCH #REPTOURNASHVILLE
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Yes
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this kate/anthony shot always makes me feel insane
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glee ended four years ago and i can apparently still remember everything that blaine anderson did based on the clothes he’s wearing in a scene. kinda sad!
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aaron peeping to see if taylor's gonna jump
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Taylor Swift News
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📹 | Taylor Swift applauding Dua Lipa on her win for Best Pop Vocal Album #GRAMMYs
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PERFECT SENSE jfc
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the fact that these two are going to be RUNNING the bridgerton house (and looking like this while doing so) god i will see the show to its end
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can the color coordinated outfits continue in s3 bc i’m obsessed #kanthony
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this is the coworker who was in the glee live concert movie too i really missed out on a prime opportunity here
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@_gentlebeard she said "i feel like i know that name but let me look him up" SHE KNEW JORDAN FISHER THOUGH
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harry shum jr. being the first main cast actor from glee to be a best picture oscar winning movie
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@ameliasdfjkl
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the fact that chord overstreet and emma watson have something going on (platonic or romantic, either way) is probably the funniest shit to come out of 2018 for me
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i’m only on point 10 of the elle article but the fact that taylor carries around military grade bandages... how scary
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@chrissyteigen here’s the list for bail funds set up around the country for quick access!
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taylor swift has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
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BUZZCUT FLORENCE PUGH AT THE MET GALA
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it's 2019 and lemonade still isn't on spotify?
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do you remember those 40 hours when we thought brooklyn nine-nine was leaving us forever
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i can’t stop thinking about this
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someone on tumblr saying "everyone on stranger things outacting themselves to get an emmy but noah's out here trying to get that glaad award" please????
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is it normal or healthy to have shit for brains
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Is it normal or healthy to have an album be about a brief relationship from several years ago
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dream team. absolutely beautiful @SaraBareilles @joshgroban @leslieodomjr
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at the very least everyone who commented after kendall jenner should've seen her comment and second guess agreeing with her
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@ameliasdfjkl
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I HATE THE INTERNET
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@HamiltonMusical @jordanfisher bold of you to assume that anyone can be anywhere close to jordan
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@ameliasdfjkl
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when @Lin_Manuel brings out norm lewis and all he can say afterwards is "what the fuck" #Ham4Ham
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why do so many secret sessioners sound like rich white guys who want to keep reminding people that they went to an ivy league school
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I LOVE WHERE THIS IS GOING @jimmyfallon @Lin_Manuel
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omg jason derulo fell down the stairs at #TrumpImpeachmentParty
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KANYE WHEN THEY ANNOUNCED TAYLOR WON I'M GONNA THROW UP my computer is shit sorry http://t.co/KrrhTf0Se3
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omg they're so close i'm shaking
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nobody: nick jonas: i have diabetes
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I HATE TONIGHT
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happy 8th anniversary to ryan murphy inflicting violence on all of us with this tweet
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@chriscolfer please stop writing so many books i don't know how to read
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@TheSims provide more hair options for black sims in the base game
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OH MY GOOOOOODDDDDD
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@chrissyteigen if you were not told already YOUR HUSBAND IS IN THE SECOND BOOK! so tell him to lock that down and get your mom in the movie
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@ameliasdfjkl
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ok but i just made darren laugh so much goodbye http://t.co/qCRVzBddn7
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a reminder that @DarrenCriss is freaking us the f*** out on #ACSVersace but he was out there playing with squirrels between takes while filming all this
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todrick: i have been mistreated by skater for years demi: he can’t be homophobic he has gay friends?
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remember when naya and dianna took that secret trip to paris together and naya was like "it was a ladie's trip and that's all i'll say about that" and all we got of it was this picture that dianna posted on her tumblr
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@ameliasdfjkl
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daft punk walks onstage to accept their grammy they remove their helmets to reveal theyre both ashton kutcher and youve all been Daft Punk’d
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we never deserved him
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hey idiots this is why trump was elected the first time. yes we are in basically the same situation as 2016 but why would you Want trump to win again lmfao
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I’ll not be voting for Joe Biden under any circumstances and you can do with that information what you like. Bernie was already my compromise. #BernieOrBust2020
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did you all hear about that time that darren criss, john boyega, and chadwick boseman were singing to/about daniel kaluuya and letitia wright was the person who filmed and posted it
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@LeaMichele @MrRPMurphy also we all know that @DarrenCriss wrote this tweet. nice try
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remember when jordan peele and chelsea peretti got engaged and they started doing commercials for travel/wedding planning companies but they just went and eloped and had their dog be their witness
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some of you are new fans and it shows
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black square activists have spoken
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happy emmys weekend let’s revisit this gem
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ramy youssef
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when you lose the emmy
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AMY'S FACE MEANWHILE JAKE IS STILL LIKE "YEP I'M GONNA MARRY THIS WOMAN THAT'S SETTLED" LOOK AT THEM
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remember when coldplay performed the halftime show and taraji p. henson was there and tweeted "MAROON 5 JUST KILLED IT!!!!"
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really could’ve just said bruce springsteen
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The star of Broadway's #Springsteen On Broadway will release a new album this fall →
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when a white male celebrity fucks up
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i watched @LeaMichele and @DarrenCriss sing make you feel my love unplugged and lived to tell the tale
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why do people not grasp the concept of a re-recording and the fact that it’s not to bring up old drama but for her to own her songs. why does blue check twitter insist on sounding like a bunch of damn idiots for 5 minutes of attention
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how mad are you in a scale from 1 to andrew rannells being asked to play blaine’s dad on glee
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@SterlingKBrown no pun intended here but i did not see this coming
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she’s right!
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now we know that CATS (2019) was made for the sole purpose to be watched with darren criss
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i want everyone to know that i am thinking of this video at all times
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"soggy playbills i fucking love it" @DarrenCriss http://t.co/K7kwKigU50
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reminder that a little bit longer, the album that got the jonas brothers as famous as they were, is literally named because of nick’s diabetes and him waiting for a cure
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i'm in tears i hate all of you
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WAIT THIS TOO
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that one random celeb relationship that everyone moved on from but you literally cant forget it and think about it every day
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that one random celeb relationship that everyone moved on from but you literally cant forget it and think about it every day
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close to you he tried to dance with her and teenage dream was impromptu http://t.co/bKXP9NHziB
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when rolling stone named delicate the best song of 2017 even though it wasn't a single and had only been released 6 weeks before, i felt that
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I WAS YOUNGER THAN YOU ARE NOW WHEN I WAS GIVEN MY FIRST COMMAND I LEAD MY MEN STRAIGHT INTO A MASSACRE--
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netflix really says that they can’t justify another season of THIS? #saveODAAT
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and we love her for that
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one of the messiest main characters in existence 😭
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spent all day thinking about how kevin mchale uses CHOKE as his starter word
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Ty for your support. Wordle 243 2/6 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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tbt to when ryan murphy almost blinded blaine anderson so that darren could be on broadway for 3 weeks b/c they wanted him that badly
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friday is going to be the one year anniversary of the best day of our lives. how are we going to celebrate
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the first two are him talking to me and the second two are him making excuses for his cyber bullying http://t.co/xcdnuCJGDk
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can’t believe we’re at a time and place where we’re angry about adam sandler not being nominated for an oscar
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TED LASSO NATION LET'S GO
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@arnettwill says the guy with the $1 million jacket COME ON
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here’s jessica chastain for the gays
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@TaikaWaititi how does it feel being the first one to have a gay secx scene in the mcu
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me when a cashier tries to start a conversation with me after i hand them my money
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Ready for change.
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DAVE MALLOY I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS
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@DarrenCriss every time you say "chick" i lose a year off my life
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“we [the cast formerly known as glee] all knew taylor because of dianna” you can’t say that to me in 2023
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