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one of my worst fears is somebody telling me we don’t need to eat because there is going to be “food” at a party, and then we show up and it’s actually a block of brie and 10 slices of salami
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pov you took a 1000 mg edible before going to your job as a trader joe’s cashier
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if you ever need a little confidence boost just remember you can always play rock paper scissors with chatgpt
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“bro the CIA couldn’t waterboard this out of me”
well first of all, yes they could
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> guy chatting up a girl on the train
> both smiling, flirting
> 4 or 5 stops go by
> “this is my stop”
> she gets up, hesitates
> he doesn’t ask for her number
> awkwardly waves bye
> watches her the whole way as she walks out of the train and across the platform
heartbreaking
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the most important career advice that they don’t want you to know about is just to be likeable and friendly so that everyone you work with will give you good performance feedback no matter how you’re actually doing
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by 2029 the only jobs left will be bank robber, robot supervisor, and sam altman
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hi, scientist here with a PhD in turtle biology!
this is actually a sign the turtle is dying of a disease called CFS. it’s infected with a bacterium that emits a chemical similar to many floral nectars, which is what attracts the butterflies.
sorry to ruin the cute story 🫤
the cutest video you will see today
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we are going to reach rates of attention deficit disorder beyond human comprehension.
attention spans must go to zero
ok this demo is better than apple's actual ads for vision pro 🤯
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i cant stop imagining a spanish guy who comes to sf, and it’s 9pm and he’s ready for dinner and he’s really excited and he opens up his phone to see what’s around only to realize that every single restaurant in the bay area is already closed
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we should bring back kierkegaard jurassic park style and give him a twitter account
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this is gonna be so clutch for when you want to watch 37 pieces of stock footage strung together with a voiceover
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did you ever live in a house where you have a bunch of random silverware and you got 5 types of spoons and some are better than the others and sometimes you pull out one of the good ones and you’re like, no not yet, this is a high value spoon i need to save it
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I dare you to go to China, go for a walk, look around, and tell me:
"Yep, US GDP is higher".
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this doesn’t look very exponential to me
yearly reminder
everything looks exponential from the middle of a sigmoid
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personally i think it’s ready to conquer the self driving market
So with live video inference and function calling what is stopping OpenAI from putting GPT4O in a car? Why aren’t they competing in self driving?
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saving my info to my twitter circle in case i forget any of it.
social security number:
456-23-5933
address:
401 geary st,
apt. 1509
san francisco ca 94102
phone number:
415-885-6407
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insanely high IQ outlier people love to tell you that anyone can do what they did, it’s really all just about hard work, not talent
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this reminds me of the time i posted on twitter about learning matrix multiplication and somebody dunked on me.
well, guess what? im now a world class linear algebraist, and i’m a consultant at several of the top math companies as a specialist in basis vectors
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a software engineer is like if you mixed a lawyer with a plumber
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every time i go out with my gf she looks like an elegant princess and i look like a guy who definitely knows what a microservice is
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i think that a lot of people are making up social rules in their head that they never tell anybody about but then get upset at people for not following
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my two cents:
as a FAANG hiring manager, when i see a developer resume that has open source contributions, i put it in the discard pile.
to me it’s a red flag. how dedicated can you really be to your job if you have this much spare time to write code for free?
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i can’t imagine an easier business to run than a wine bar. everything comes already bottled up, you literally just have to open it and pour it for a 3x markup.
need to serve food? pop open a package of prosciutto, some almonds, put it on a wooden board—$18 right there
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i don’t understand how people are capable of quiet quitting without taking massive psychological damage
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went to the gym with my friend who just broke up with his girlfriend and we didn’t say a single thing about it. i love being a man
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maturity is realizing that most books can be judged by their covers because the cover was in fact deliberately selected to be representative of the book and often even contains a description of its contents
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retweeted by the humane head of product. absolutely 100% this company is gonna fail
“you don’t understand our interface, you lazy idiot?”
It seems to me that a lot of reviewers just simply don’t want to deal with a learning curve for a new interface that takes more than 5 seconds to master?
There is a learning curve to using the Ai Pin’s hand gestures to control and navigate Cosmos but it took me 5 days to get
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low value women are impressed by amex platinum. high value women are impressed by this
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my friend just sent me this video from
the subway in yangzhou china, a city most americans have never heard of.
he says it’s safe, clean, and reliable. no drug addicts or criminals.
in america this would be unthinkable.
what is the sickness that has infected our democracy?
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was looking up travel medical insurance on reddit and noticed a bunch of really negative reviews for all the companies. it fooled me for a second until i noticed the names and how similar the reviews are. realized it’s bots.
LLMs have fully poisoned the internet, it’s so over
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i’ll try to be less polemic than i was earlier……
but genuinely…what’s our theory for why GPT vision can’t reliably count the number of sides a polygon has, even when it’s below 10? not enough training data? something else?
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why are they opening an office in japan? what’s in japan?
Introducing OpenAI Japan, our first office in Asia, along with a new GPT-4 custom model specifically optimized for 日本語 (the Japanese language).
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go fuck yourself, bill
i’m not a tech twitter “big account”. i’ve literally been a software engineer for 9 months, self taught without a CS degree, and have never pretended otherwise
No hate on this guy at all: but when you read an opinion on tech twitter, remember that there are big accounts here who don't know how matrix multiplication works
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girlfriend “borrowed” my airpods and when i asked for them back she handed me an empty case
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it’s cool how every google search now starts with a wall of LLM slop that is completely useless and takes up half the screen
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i thought this was probably bs so i tried to reproduce it with midjourney and i am not even kidding you it produced these freakish body horror hybrids
This is what AI thinks of us.
1. “Democrat protestor”
2. “Republican protestor”
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there are only two types of acceptable straight man instagrams:
- 1 picture ever 2.5 years, mostly with family
- boring but nice cityscape pictures that he took for his Photography Hobby
anything else and that man is not to be trusted
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the horniest thing a mid 20s man from san francisco can do is move to new york
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before i started programming professionally i thought reading a large codebase would be like looking inside an enormous, well-oiled machine. now i know it to be more like descending through the circles of hell
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not sure why people are acting like this is chump change. $1000 per day comes out to $365 million per year, which is a lot of money even for a billionaire
SF Department of Building Inspection: this sign violates code, you will be fined $1,000 per day until it’s removed
Elon: 😂🤷🤣
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when i was younger i was in a “band” with 4 people. one day we played a game where everybody tried to play everyone else’s instruments, and there was one kid who was better than all of us at every instrument. drums, keyboard, guitar and bass, just mogged us.
anyways i found out
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men pass the age of 40 and begin to sneeze at ear shattering decibel levels. science cant explain this
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imagine you have one life and you spend it aligning stakeholders
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most drugs are bad because they’re too good, which means that unless you have exceptional self control (and we both know you don’t) then you should stick to only the very mid drugs: alcohol, weed, caffeine, etc
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creepy to post this tbh
Breaking news: The OpenAI drama is real.
We checked our data and last night, SF saw a spike in low-quality sleep. There was a 27% increase in people getting under 5 hours of sleep. We need to fix this.
Source:
@eightsleep
data
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i will never forget the hubris of some engineers at the height of the ZIRP era who were convinced that their 5 hour workweek adjusting the CSS for a single button actually produced so much value that it justified their $300k salary
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i love the implication that AI will be advanced enough to replace all employed software engineers but definitely not the indie hacker who makes like an AI headshots app
This means there REALLY is no reason to remain a 9-to-5 NPC drone anymore because you'll be unemployed in the next 5 years
If anything you should be starting a business right now and get out of the system of servitude that will just spit you out once AI can do your job
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>wake up
>do leetcode
>go to work
>8 hours fixing cursed microservices
>come home
>more leetcode
>sleep
how will i ever have time to live laugh love?
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the way this guys snaps his fingers at 9 seconds is something that only hucksters and con artists do
you will say i’m overanalyzing but this is actually true
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AGI has been achieved externally
Say hello to GPT-4o, our new flagship model which can reason across audio, vision, and text in real time:
Text and image input rolling out today in API and ChatGPT with voice and video in the coming weeks.
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you see, ever since i was a child i’ve been passionate about cloud infrastructure solutions
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it’s so beautiful to see someone who is deeply passionate about their boring job.
i went to see the dentist today and that guy is genuinely excited about teeth. he basically explained all of dental care to me from first principles.
it’s inspiring
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i’m reading slaughterhouse v and every time somebody dies horrifically and the narrator says “so it goes” i mentally substitute it with “many such cases”.
helps give it that contemporary relevance
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how much longer do we have to wait before people are willing to admit that psychedelics don’t make the majority of human beings happier, wiser, kinder, more insightful, or more enlightened?
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you see so many SF couples where you can just tell she assigns him jira tasks for household chores
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note to all the new yorkers…..
this joke would have been impossible to make in your subway, because every one of your stations looks like a post apocalyptic steampunk rat cave
hold this L bozos
my friend just sent me this video from
the subway in yangzhou china, a city most americans have never heard of.
he says it’s safe, clean, and reliable. no drug addicts or criminals.
in america this would be unthinkable.
what is the sickness that has infected our democracy?
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@DThompsonDev
i would rather they spend their time on something more directly applicable to the job, for example practicing leetcode contests
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i found out that if you make good enough challah it will literally get you a girlfriend
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sorry but i saw this pic and i don’t believe in AGI anymore
just something not right. no offense
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some people really carry that “if the teacher doesn’t show up in 15 minutes we’re legally allowed to leave” mentality with them for the rest of their lives
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when you remember that this is the bar for AGI those timelines start to look a lot shorter
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if you ask it why you’re winning so much it doesn’t really get it
but if you prompt it to think about the format specifically it gets it
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we had to move our standup an hour later because an engineer on the team said he was diagnosed with hypersomnia and needed that as an accommodation
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i’m starting a silent group chat. if you ever send a message, we will kick you out. silence only.
it will be a refuge, a holy place.
reply to this tweet if you want to join
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something i have realized over the past year is that this man is an unstoppable yapper
Sam Altman says instead of Universal Basic Income, there should be Universal Basic Compute, where everybody gets a slice of GPT-7's compute
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the belief that advertising doesn’t work is one of the great, enduring midwit beliefs
I have yet to meet a person over the age of 12 that actually bought a product because of an ad. Surely they must exist, advertising is a 600 billion dollar industry after all. It can't just be all fake and wasted money, right? (It probably is)
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“Parenting has almost no impact on how kids turn out” is one of those beautiful takes you can only find on twitter
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how cool would it be if mental effort made you sore in the same way that physical exercise does
“you gotta try this problem set bro, totally shreds your cortex”
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what’s my biggest weakness?
that i care too much
that im too dedicated
that i grind too hard
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one truth that i think everyone knows but is afraid to admit is that people with following to follower counts like this are 100% of the time narcissists
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if you say that germans are weird, 99% of people will agree with you. it’s obvious.
but what explains this?
their whole folklore is dark and creepy, and they seem to have many offputting interests (not to mention the whole hitler thing).
what is wrong with the german mind?
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i recently got a medical diagnosis that two primary care physicians in a row couldn’t figure out. only the third doctor, a specialist, got it.
today i typed my symptoms into GPT4 and it correctly diagnosed me on the first try.
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i think half the reason people smoke cigarettes is because it gives you a socially legible reason to stand around outside for a few minutes. im sure i’m not the first to observe this.
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listening to your airpods max in the grocery store is deeply ipad baby behavior
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it works if you ask it to hide its answer in code interpreter. i think i saw that trick from
@goodside
?
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gigabrain nerds are mad at people for not picking red because it’s The Rational Choice.
meanwhile the rest of us used our superior understanding of humanity to know that most people don’t think that way, so we picked blue
Poll question from my 12yo:
Everyone responding to this poll chooses between a blue pill or red pill.
- if > 50% of ppl choose blue pill, everyone lives
- if not, red pills live and blue pills die
Which do you choose?
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a few days ago i took a medium dose of acid and wrote for several hours straight and admitted some things to myself, mostly about my job
let's start here: last august meta offered me $900,000 TC for an M2 role. i resented them for this and also suppressed the resentment
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i wonder what the world would look like if software engineers had the work ethic of biglaw attorneys
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software engineers work 9-6 for one day and decide that’s a toxic work environment
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this is funny because every parent i know who has used this is like a highly highly involved upper middle class parent who probably gives more attention to their kids than 99% of parents in history. reads to them, makes them nice food, and yes even hugs them
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leetcode got so much easier for me when i realized you just need to figure out what steps the program should take and then implement those in your favorite programming language
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most people are incredibly lazy, so my theory is that you can rise to the top 10% in many skills just by actually trying
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