Alanis King
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The cat lady who drives cars. Editor at Large: @Motor1com , @Motorsport , @InsideEVs . Check out my YouTube channel, F1 book, and more at my bio link. (she/her)
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Manual 2024 Ford Mustang Dark Horse: the Alanis and
@craigmabbitt
trunk tests!
Full review:
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Can you imagine spending $44 billion to do this to yourself
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I appreciate Christian Horner because he'll show up to a press conference about breaking the cost cap and make you think YOU broke the cost cap
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Max Verstappen telling everyone on the radio to shut up and then asking if the race is over because no one told him: vibes
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Carlos Sainz is the only non-Red Bull driver to win in F1 since 2022, yet he’s still losing his job. This is why you don’t let jobs (or bosses, or investors) define you
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Pour one out for the fact that this Ferrari is from 2012 and this is still accurate
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The headlines on Ferrari's official F1 race recaps are the funniest thing I've ever seen
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I just did a hot lap with Sergio Pérez. He yelled “LOOK INTO MY EYES” every time I stopped looking into his eyes
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The Ferrari F1 team is so funny. They’re like: “We’re going to unveil a special car. It’s not going to be red. It’s going to be a different color. No red. Other color. Color other than red.”
And then they unveil it, and it’s red
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Categorizing the poses F1 drivers chose for this year's picture day
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If I didn't know anything about Formula One and you asked me what these men did for a living, I would probably say this
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The Garage 56 car is so wild. Every other car zips by, then it THUNDERS. It’s as if the car is in the wrong country (it is!)
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A Formula One driver sold posters of his ass for $20 and I bought one. What a time to be alive
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I will never stop thinking about this quote from George Russell
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I’ve spoken to several people at Le Mans who say the only reason they were able to stay awake all night was because the Garage 56 car comes by every four minutes and startles them
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F1 timing and scoring appears to show that George Russell, in a Williams, lapped Nikita Mazepin near the end of the race.
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I love when drivers reach the “What are you going to do, fine me?” era of their careers
Underwear model Seb? 👀
Vettel protests against the rule on drivers wearing non-regulation underwear
#F1
#MiamiGP
#SebastianVettel
#AstonMartin
#Motorsport
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Max Verstappen has never driven an economy car on the highway and it shows
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American Airlines now lets you watch an ad for 20 minutes of free wifi. I just watched an ad for “Visit Monaco.”
I’m sorry to inform Monaco that if I’m watching ads to get 20 minutes of free plane wifi, I’m probably too cheap to visit
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Parents, please check your kids' Halloween candy. I just found Carlos Sainz's fourth tire in mine
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I love that Max Verstappen could get any ride he wanted in the real Daytona 24 and he’s racing it online instead
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Why doesn’t Elon Musk just run an LMP3 car like every other bored rich guy
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My husband and I looked up Max Verstappen on iRacing. He races exclusively NASCAR Trucks at Talladega
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Ken Block was one of my first major interviews. I was 19 and nervous, but he showed me so much kindness and respect. I don’t think I’ve fretted an interview since (for better or worse).
I’ve seen a lot of stories about how Ken impacted us tonight, and I hope we never forget them
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Nico Rosberg would’ve been so much cooler if we never heard from him again after his shock retirement
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I'm trying to learn more about Nico Hulkenberg and am perplexed
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THE RAINFOREST CAFE IN LAS VEGAS HAS A BALCONY THAT OVERLOOKS THE 11TH TURN ON THE F1 STREET CIRCUIT, SO YOU COULD TECHNICALLY WATCH AN F1 RACE DURING A FAKE THUNDERSTORM WITH A BUNCH OF ANIMATRONIC GORILLAS—
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Indy 500 update: There’s a person yelling “If you don’t believe, you’re going to hell!” into a megaphone.
Another person is yelling back: “No, I’m going to the race!”
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I’m obsessed with this photo I took of Yuki Tsunoda playing ping pong
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F1 will never truly be Americanized until they get one of these
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I am pleased to announce that I'll be driving for the Alpine F1 team next year. Thank you all for your support
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Shane van Gisbergen on the radio during this Talladega race
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Cannot believe Valtteri Bottas heard that we all call him "Boatass" and then sold us a poster of his ass
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I personally love that Scott McLaughlin won an IndyCar race, fell out of his race car, and burned his ass on his race car within a span of like five minutes
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The comedic timing from Max Verstappen in this video is incredible
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I don’t know why this person thinks I’m a bot. I’m obviously Lewis Hamilton
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I love NASCAR because they'll put tape on the nose and write "SUPRA" on it with a marker
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F1 drivers are on summer break dreaming of a world like this
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Taking away the right to an abortion does not end abortions. It ends safe abortions
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"This car is so terrible and I am so unhappy and I just want to be the slightest bit competitive in F1 and this is going to send me into a depressive spiral—"
"Understood"
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NON-EMERGENCY ALERT: I now work for
@carsandbids
!
My main job is driving cars and making videos about them, whether they're brand new or being auctioned on the website. I'll post all the relevant links in a thread.
Cars & Bids even got me these nice headshots to announce it!
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The manager at Chili’s saw my Donut sweatshirt, came over to the table, and said: “Let me guess. The Mazdaspeed Miata parked under the sign is yours?”
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The wild thing about Martin Brundle grid drama is that it’s only drama because Martin makes it drama.
If he just said “Have fun!” and walked off when celebs say no, we wouldn’t spend hours online arguing about whether he deserves to be recognized or not. Big main character shit
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“This guy is driving so well and captivating us all. I hope he gets purposely wrecked and doesn’t win”
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The most hilarious era of NASCAR qualifying was the one when everyone spent the whole session waiting at the end of pit road for someone else to go
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I saw someone post that all men think they could land a commercial airplane in an emergency, so I asked my husband
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Nice to see Matchbox producing one of the most feared cars on the road
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If you are Sky Q or Sky Glass TV customer, press your red button to become Ferrari's race strategist
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In which Sergio Pérez says Criss Angel is “pretty cute” and gives him a seven
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I love watching F1 back-to-back with NASCAR road races. The entire F1 broadcast will be about tedious penalties for track limits, then the whole NASCAR field will barrel five-wide into a barrier and keep going
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F1: where the name "Moneytron" means more than the name "Andretti"
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It's 2023. The F1 grid is entirely papaya orange. The only two non-McLaren drivers left are Max Verstappen and Lewis Hamilton
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Hello! I have news!
Soon, I’ll be the full-time Editor at Large at
@Motor1com
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@Motorsport
, and
@InsideEVs
. They have a great team, and I’m stoked to join.
I’ll keep my YouTube channel and
@RacingAmerica
podcast, and I’ll get to do so much cool stuff at my day job. I can’t wait
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I said NASCAR drivers should do more hot girl shit. I was asked to elaborate. I made a Google Slides presentation:
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I miss the days when NASCAR gave points for leading a lap and leading the most laps
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Seven years ago, husband and I bought a Logitech G27 because he wanted to appreciate racing as much as I do.
Today, we watch every NASCAR race together and he has a 6,100 iRating
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The only thing keeping me alive and awake right now is Mercedes telling George Russell “All we can do is the best race that we can do” and George yelling “What the fuck does that mean”
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Cars without volume knobs are so offensive. You crank the volume when a banger comes on, you don’t press a little plus sign 32 times. smh
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I am not particularly interested in the Met Gala, but I am interested in whatever Lewis Hamilton is wearing
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I am the manlinest of car men. I have driven all of the cars, ever. I have driven them fast. I know them all, intimately.
The cars are my passion. No car on earth has gone untouched by me, the car man.
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Red Bull simply couldn't pay me the salary I needed to compete
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A few weeks ago, I was hanging out at JR Motorsports. Dale and I hadn’t met, and he didn’t know I was there.
He walked out of the podcast studio, saw me, stopped, and said: “You’re my internet buddy!”
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My husband’s coworkers stopped by and immediately asked why we have pieces of NASCAR cars as decor
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