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TV Personality, author, podcaster and proud feminist. For bookings: @gemmawheatley gemma @mokkingbird .com

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@VickyPattison
Vicky Pattison
6 years
Adam, if you’d done what you’ve done to Rosie to me I would have set you on fire. You’re a sociopath. And I hope no one uses your boohoo man code when you leave the villa. The end. @LoveIsland 🌴🔥
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7 years
I can't understand people who sit scrolling through Insta but not liking anything? It's like 'come on guys! You're not paying for them! Throw likes around like confetti & spread the love!' I swear people are as tight with their insta likes as macdonalds staff with their ketchups!
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7 years
Oh dear... Looks like he had a change of heart... 😂🙈💸 @imacelebrity
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8 years
Here he is!!!! @ScottGShore bringing us @mtvgeordieshore lot our hatrick?!! What's next @hollygshore winning the #BakeOff ?! #geordieinvasion
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Vicky Pattison
6 years
With all due respect to Rosie, I know that Adam has just hugely punched her in the dick ditching her for Zara- But the new fella has expressed interest in Samira- you weren’t even in his top 4- can you not just back off and let the poor lass have this one?! Samira’s has NO LUCK!
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Vicky Pattison
6 years
The messages of support and kindness I’m receiving across social media are enough to make me cry harder. Guys, you’re all amazing and I love you. THANKYOU for being so sweet to me. 💔💕
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Vicky Pattison
9 years
Goodbye everyone!!! And thankyou!!! To my amazing cast mates, the crew, lime pictures, MTV and most of all to all of the fans! I'll miss u 💔
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Vicky Pattison
8 years
Prada x
@chantellehxo
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8 years
@VickyGShore Were did you get your lovely Prada bag from? 😍😍
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8 years
That's it thank you so much everyone for voting!! Over the moon # junglequeenv
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7 years
'I don't like places with a lot of leaves.' Amir Khan, the jungle.
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Vicky Pattison
8 years
I have no words.. Humbled beyond belief by the support and kindness you have all shown me- can't Thankyou enough! I'm on cloud 9!! #imaceleb
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Vicky Pattison
7 years
Jamie Lomas reassuring Fizz (I will only ever refer to her as Fizz) is the cutest thing I've ever seen... And he is EASY ON THE EYE!!!! 😂😍🐛🌴🐍 @imacelebrity
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Vicky Pattison
7 years
Yes to this.. Yes to Brian the legend.. Yes to Jean the babe.. Yes to true love... Yes to sticking around when things get tough!! Just YES 💛
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6 years
I am so pleased to see everyone is rallying round Laura in this situation as it is SO OUT OF ORDER!!!!!!! Wes you’ve just gone from complete hero to zero in my eyes!!!! 🙈😩
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Vicky Pattison
6 years
I’m abit late to @LoveIsland the night as I was packing to go away... But does anyone else find Eyal’s graft game abit cringey?!! 😂🙈
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Vicky Pattison
7 years
I've lost 3 stone Hun... From any angle
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@AlexVictoria_J @VickyPattison Alot of that is just angles babe xx
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Vicky Pattison
8 years
Let the wrap party commence then.... 😂😂😂😂 #queenv
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8 years
Aaaaaallllll the lasses all over @ScottGShore straight away!!! Must have heard about his turbo dick! 😂😂😂!
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Vicky Pattison
6 years
Loving Wes’s Loyalty in tonight’s episode. And all the lads looking after Eyal is warming my heart. @LoveIsland 🌴
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Vicky Pattison
5 years
I just wanted to say your support, kindness and warm messages have meant everything to me today- both on twitter and Instagram. It’s been a hard couple months and it means so much to me to know that there are still good people out there who believe in spreading love not hate.
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Vicky Pattison
6 years
What you’s saying?!!!! @LoveIsland 😂🙈😩🌴💛
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Vicky Pattison
6 years
Harry looking so nervous and then just so besotted and happy the minute he spotted Meghan walking down the isle is one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen. And of course, she looked perfect! Congratulations to the new Duke and Duchess of Sussex. 👑👰🏻🥂💍
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Vicky Pattison
6 years
I’m sorry, but Georgia calling Kaz ‘Kez’ has to be the funniest thing I’ve heard all series.... anyone else?!!! @LoveIsland
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Vicky Pattison
5 years
Well guys!!! There you have it... I’m a runner up in Celebrity @MasterChefUK 2019 and I am over the moon (and tipsy!!) Huge congrats to my @GregJRutherford for being crowned winner- so well deserved and massive week done to my fellow RU @RealRazor ... love you guys LOTS 😂😍👩🏻‍🍳
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Vicky Pattison
7 years
I SAID YES...... johnnoblejn I love you with all my heart and can't wait to be your wife 💍💙 All…
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Vicky Pattison
6 years
Samira right now after Ellie has just shown her true colours and done exactly what she said she would.... 😂🙈 @LoveIsland
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Vicky Pattison
6 years
TOLD YOUUUUUU!!!!!
@PinkBoutiqueUK
Pink Boutique
6 years
ANYONE ELSE GOT A STRANGE CRUSH ON NICK KNOWLES? #imaceleb
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7 years
THE NEWS IS OUT!!!!!! 😍😂💍
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OK! Magazine
7 years
EXCLUSIVE: @VickyPattison announces her engagement to John Noble! A huge CONGRATULATIONS to the pair! 💍
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7 years
I've just cried at @LoveIsland .... Gabby's reaction broke my heart 💔
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Vicky Pattison
10 years
Will you all kindly FUCK CLEAN OFF about my hair please?! We all make mistakes kids!!!! 😂😂😂😂 #QueenVLive
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Vicky Pattison
6 years
The worst thing is not the lies, the betrayal, the constant pain or crippling humiliation, the worst thing is that the person who made you feel so special yesterday can make you feel so…
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Vicky Pattison
6 years
YESSSSSSS!!! Go on girl!! @ToffTalks did!! Well deserved petal! Enjoy it! You're in for a wild ride! All the love! 😍👑🌴🐍🦂🕷🐛🐜
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Vicky Pattison
6 years
I AM DEVASTATED THAT STANLEY IS OUT...... I feel like boycotting the rest of the series!!! 😂😩🙈!! Boooooooo!!!! How are you all feeling about this revelation?!! @imacelebrity
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Vicky Pattison
5 years
Anyone having problems with their Instagram?!! Orrrrrr just me?!!! 😂😩
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5 years
I just want to be loved the way Edward loves Bella... 😩❤️
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7 years
Toff's positivity is 💯💯💯💯... Good girl 💛
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Vicky Pattison
8 years
It's got all a bit too much in the Pattison household you're a queen in our eyes regardless Vicky! ❤️
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Vicky Pattison
8 years
Has Zara mentioned that's she's miss gb?!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 #haveadayoffpet 😂🙈
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Vicky Pattison
7 years
'Amir, it might be you..' Get used to hearing that son. 😂😂😂 @imacelebrity
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7 years
Amir is in for a RUDE awakening!!!! 😂🙈😩 @imacelebrity
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Vicky Pattison
6 years
I will never get over the death of Dobby in Harry Potter... NEVER.
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Vicky Pattison
5 years
Just wanted to say THANKYOU to all of you for your support & kind words. I’m still a bit fragile- as I’m sure you all seen on @thismorning - and your warmth & positivity fills me full of hope for the future 💕 Vicky Pattison: The Break Up starts tonight on @tlc_uk at 10pm 💔
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Vicky Pattison
7 years
Amber pet.. You've done yourself there... 😂😂😂!! And complaining about being in the centre of the drama that you caused is LOLZ 😂🙈 #poorbairn
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Vicky Pattison
6 years
So how about this @new_magazine instead of you’re deplorable & desperate ramblings about my fluctuating shape you focus on something of value?! Women have more to offer than a silhouette or a size. We are strong, kind & brave and supporting another woman won’t dim your sparkle ✨
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Vicky Pattison
5 years
Ahahahahahahahahah..... DEAD
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Vicky Pattison
4 years
Why does your bed just fell 10 x comfier in the morning than it did at night?!!
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Vicky Pattison
8 years
Here he is.... The winner of #bbuk .... My best friend, ultimate stud and one of the kindest and most incredible lad I know! @alexcannon247
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Vicky Pattison
8 years
Oh dear me.... Honey g looks like a demented quality street and sounds like your geography teacher drunk on the karaoke machine... Tit 🙈😳
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8 years
Happy early Christmas to me.... ☺️🙊
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8 years
Well that's it then... Steph has lost the fucking plot.. #cbb
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Vicky Pattison
6 years
I’ve just discovered Riverdale... yes I’m behind the times... I always am... but I am obsessed.. and I love jughead with all my heart. For ever and ever amen. 💙
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Vicky Pattison
8 years
When in Scotland... 👌🏻
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Vicky Pattison
8 years
I got 12 GCSE's, 5 A Levels and a degree... So shushy now little boy.
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8 years
@VickyPattison ye like I mean you did bad and look at you?! Paid for drinking and shaggin 👍🏼
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4 years
I’m heartbroken. I did not want this to be true so much. I wanted it to be a mistake. I honestly can’t even really put into words how devastated I am about the tragic news of this beautiful, fun and kind woman’s…
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Vicky Pattison
6 years
Everything Goals... Meghan, you were born to be a Princess 💕👑
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Vicky Pattison
8 years
Had to turn @LoveIsland off as within seconds Zara had mentioned Miss GB... Howay man lass!! You're so boring paint watches you dry! 😂👋🏼
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6 years
Most sensible thing I’ve heard you say in awhile petal! 😂👌🏼
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Vicky Pattison
7 years
Be nice to everyone you meet on the way up, as you will meet them again on the way down & they will kick you twice as hard as you did them.
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6 years
Jokes eyal... I love ya really 😂🙈
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Vicky Pattison
7 years
Liv needs to stop... Now I feel like she looks more bothered than Sam.... 😂🙈 @LoveIsland
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Vicky Pattison
6 years
I’m sorry like but is there anything, ANYTHING that dr Alex can’t do?!!!! Doctor, chef, gentleman and now MUA!!!!! Go on son!!! 😂😍🌴💙 @LoveIsland
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Vicky Pattison
8 years
Anyone feeling abit like this today?!!! 😂🙈
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8 years
Sooo buzzing!! Again thank you so much for your support guys she couldn't of done it without you's #junglequeenv ❤️👑
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8 years
Happy to be back in the UK freezing me tits off.... ☺️❄️
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6 years
Oh hell nooooooo.... it’s going to go OFF tomorrow @LoveIsland 😂🙈
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10 years
Am I the only person who thinks Splash is a complete pile of wank????
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6 years
Annnnnnnd finally, where do I even begin with Megan?!! Everyone has said it- and I think Laura put it pretty well- so I will instead express my opinion via the medium of meme. Megan from @LoveIsland and her shocking revelation she has no girl pals:
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6 years
Dis how I’m tryna be.... 😂🙈✌🏻
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6 years
Jack is just the best man isn’t he?!!! I want to be his pal... 😂😍🌴💛 @LoveIsland
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Vicky Pattison
8 years
What a powerful shelf!!! Makes me very happy to see this!! @ScarlettMoffatt @fernemccann @Charlottegshore and me! 💜
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7 years
I love little Sam and I feel so sorry for him... Liv and Chris are welcome to each other in my opinion 🙈😩
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Vicky Pattison
7 years
Eeeeeekkkkk!! Have you all heard the good news?! Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are engaged!!! Yay!!! Omg.. Imagine the BABIES!!! Too cute!! 😂💍👶🏽
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Vicky Pattison
8 years
House wife turned international baller?!! YOU. ARE. A. TOSSER..... My ovaries literally just cringed at being the same gender as you. #bbuk
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Vicky Pattison
8 years
Ladies ... What are we thinking about #CBBJeremy ?!!? I think he's a SORT!!! 😍😍😍! Turbo dick has COMPETITION!! 😂😂😂 #CBB
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7 years
I 💜 Jonny and Camilla IDST 😍🌴☀️
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Vicky Pattison
6 years
England, you should be proud of yourselves. You played with pride, dignity & respect. I won’t tarnish your performance by speaking ill of your opponents and their less than sportsmanship behaviour. However I will say this, you lads will bring it home at some point. #heroes #2022
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8 years
I FUCKING LOVE @antanddec ..... You two sorts man!!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍
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Vicky Pattison
6 years
Me over this whole Wes and Megan situation.... @LoveIsland #loveisland
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Vicky Pattison
8 years
My phone is going insane and I have the busiest day/night ahead... But I promise I will get back to everyone asap... So buzzing!!! 👑
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Vicky Pattison
8 years
Night in with @carollpattison watching @itvtakeaway wearing my @Bronzieuk and drinking prosecco!Just what I need! 😍👯
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8 years
Wow.... Just stop talking about me man... Allow it... Pathetic... Want to be on a reality to show these days?! Just drop my name #shoein 😂🙈
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Vicky Pattison
6 years
I need nuggets, cuddles, a puppy, a safe environment, approximately 4 litres of water and someone to tell me they love me. #hangoverlife
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Vicky Pattison
7 years
Oh.... Oh dear Amir.... You really are making this too easy, come on!!! 😂🙈🐍... What is everyone thinking?!to be honest- I've been drunk enough I could have missed a snake sighting?! Anyone else?! 😂🙈
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6 years
Constantly feeling torn between ‘wow people are amazing and brilliant and aren’t we incredible- I’m so humbled to be part of the human race’ and ‘Jesus Christ the insensitivity and rudeness of these uncultured swines is of the scale’... anyone else?!!! 😂🙈😩
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7 years
Jesus Christ... Watching Rebekah do this is making me gag!!! But she smashed that- she is one tough cookie but is it just me who thinks she's a bit too sassy with ant and Dec?!! 😂🙈😩
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6 years
I just want someone to love me the way Gavin loves Stacey.... 😍😞
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Vicky Pattison
10 years
@VickyPQuotes : "Marnie's still flying the slag flag for us" 😂😂 @VickyGShore #VickyQuotes http://t.co/2nbuj4y2Hb” 😂😂😂
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7 years
Dom and kem legit acting like the first geezers to ever have sex 😂😂😂😍 @LoveIsland 😂🌴
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Vicky Pattison
8 years
You set of sneaky sorts!!! Just you wait... It's on now!! I'll get you back!! 😂😂😂😂 @antanddec #whenyyouleastexpectit
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That was a reet shock for you @VickyGShore wasn't it 😉 #SaturdayNightTakeaway
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6 years
I mean, lasses you’re both unreal... and we’ve all been there... buuuuuutttttttt....
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Vicky Pattison
6 years
Thirdly, I really, really, REALLY hope the rumour about the boys ex’s meeting them in Casa Amor is true- @carolineflack1 help a sister out?! But if anything comes between jack and dani you have my word I will storm the villa and remove said person 😂🙈 @LoveIsland
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Vicky Pattison
10 years
Creasing at jasmine sayin tht it's not her fault Liz is intimidated by her looks-She was born tht way! #idontthinkso http://t.co/Pz7zdZOxzl
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5 years
The people who HAVE to sit in THEIR seat when the train is pretty much empty are a special breed. Just have a day off Sandra, you can sit anywhere else on this train, it does not have to be on top of me just because that tiny little bit of paper says so. Jesus 🤷🏻‍♀️🚂
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Vicky Pattison
8 years
And now Gemma's seen a ghost... Dear me... They're all crackers! 😂🙈 #cbb
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Vicky Pattison
6 years
Same girl, very different person. The picture on the left was taken about 5years ago. I was around 8 stone, exercised twice a day, obsessively calorie counted, deprived myself of things…
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6 years
😂😂😂😂😂 @SairKhan cracking me up on tonight’s @imacelebrity 😍😂💁🏻‍♀️
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Vicky Pattison
6 years
It’s a BOYYYYYYYY!!!!! Eeeeeeekkkkkk!!!!! My prediction was wrong but I’m none the less thrilled!!! We have a new little royal baba!!! Huge congrats wills and Kate!! (Not that they’re reading this! 😂😍😩! I’m just very happy!) 💙
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Vicky Pattison
3 years
Omg, who’s watching ‘The Pembrokeshire Murders’ on @ITV ?!
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Vicky Pattison
8 years
Well I'm drunk again! Bye dry jan! It was a nice knowing u- But in the end I decided we weren't right for eachother!
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