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@UtdEIIis
天蝎座
1 year
Rattled the biggest player fanbase in the world and made sure she let them know that their words didn’t affect her at all lmfao.
@weshsousouu
susu oujdia 🇲🇦
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está biennn
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Mate…
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1 year
To every Messi fan out there that I’ve ever argued with, I am so sorry. He’s the greatest player ever.
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1 year
LIVERPOOL CAN HOLD THAT!
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2 years
Tears.
@GFFN
Get French Football News
2 years
Mathias Pogba claims Paul used witchcraft to "neutralise" Kylian Mbappé in Manchester United's 2019 Champions League win over PSG: "It was strange to see that during that match Kylian was a shadow of himself against a reserve side."
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2 years
We signed Casemiro to speak to Ronaldo on the bench lmfao.
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2 months
Can’t believe I’m just seeing this now 😂😂
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11 days
How can he attend the Europa League final and support Leverkusen and they lose their first match all season. I didn’t even used to believe in curses and jinxes before I came across Trey, but this guy is truly cursed.
@UTDTrey
Trey
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We’ll be back❤️
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1 year
Maturing is realising that Lionel Messi is the greatest player ever.
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Arsenal FC 21*** years without a title 32 years without Carabao Cup 0 UCLs 0 Europas 0 Super cups 0 Club World Cup In 138 years Never defended a prem title The fanbase has the audacity of Real Madrid but in reality they’re closer to Blackburn Just stat padded fa cups
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@UtdEIIis
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7 months
What an absolute legend.
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1 year
Arsenal need a goal and they bring on Reiss Nelson. 😭😭
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天蝎座
5 months
Not a single Arsenal player gets into Madrid’s 16/17 team.
@simiafc
Simi
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My 2023/24 Arsenal and 2016/17 Real Madrid combined team Thoughts? Any changes? 🤔
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I’m sorry, but how can you have 115 charges against you and nothings has happened? Yet other teams in the league are being deducted points left, right and centre.
@centregoals
CentreGoals.
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🚨🚨| BREAKING: Nottingham Forest have been given a 𝟒 𝐏𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐓 deduction for Premier League financial rule breaches. [ @guardian ] They will now drop into relegation zone below Luton Town, who will be safe above them for now.
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@UtdEIIis
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2 years
Nah this level of hating is genuinely insane. 😭😭😭
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@UtdEIIis
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6 months
He just called literal children “tiny bitches” there’s something seriously wrong with some of these Messi and Ronaldo fanboys.
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8 months
Greenwood aside Zinchenko is easily the most unlikeable footballer around.
@centregoals
CentreGoals.
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📲 Zinchenko on Instagram.
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Gareth Bale at 21
@BangersFooty
Footy Bangers
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@UtdEIIis I’m talking about Potential. Saka at 21 is 10 times bale at 21
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3 months
People actually need to just accept that Cole Palmer is HIM. He’s literally been the signing of the summer yet no one wants to give him his flowers because he scores a couple of pens. 🤣 25 G/A in March in your first full season as a professional is quite literally insane.
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2 months
Wonder what goes through Manuel Neuer’s head sometimes, what a guy!
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2 months
Arsenal FC 20 years without a title 32 years without Carabao Cup 0 UCL 0 Europas 0 Super cups 0 Club World Cup Never defended a prem title The fanbase has the audacity of Real Madrid but in reality they’re closer to Blackburn. Just stat padded fa cups
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Cant believe Luton might get promoted to the Premier League with this stadium.
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@UtdEIIis
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2 years
Maguire? I was unfamiliar with your game sir.
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3 months
This is a video of Porto winning the league 🤣🤣 Why would Porto who’ve actually won the Champions League celebrate like this against a team with no European pedigree?
@OfficialBG10
Robbie
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This was the Porto manager celebrating after beating Arsenal in the first leg 🤦🏼‍♂️😭.. Never celebrate too early son. #AFC
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2 years
Comparing Darwin Nunez to Haaland has to be the most disrespectful comparison of all time.
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4 months
If Antony gets a goal or an assist in our FA Cup clash against league two side Newport County I’ll give everyone that likes this tweet £100.
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@UtdEIIis
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Just watch this entire clip it’s actually worse than what we think.
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@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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ISIS has a new leader. We know exactly who he is!
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2 years
Thank God for Adrien Rabiot’s mother.
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5 months
Can’t even look at my dad the way I used to because of ten Hag. Can’t stand bald people at all man.
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3 months
Smoking on that Arsenal pack!
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4 months
There will never be a more balanced front three than this.
@BarcaTimes
BarçaTimes
7 months
The game was over before it even started. 🥶
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@UtdEIIis
天蝎座
2 months
Who’s going to tell him?
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@WelBeast
WelBeast
2 months
Polite reminder that Cole Palmer is watching this Bukayo Saka Masterclass on HD TV.
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2 months
Greatest hate watch week of all time. This is what football is all about 😭😭
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3 months
Genuinely thought we was going to win it all.
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5 months
Maturing is realising that Lionel Messi is the greatest footballer of all time.
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Arsenal FC 20 years without a title (21 🔜) 32 years without Carabao Cup 0 UCLs 0 Europas 0 Super cups 0 Club World Cup In 138 years Never defended a prem title The fanbase has the audacity of Real Madrid but in reality they’re closer to Blackburn Just stat padded fa cups
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My brother in Christ us Manchester United fans are more scared of YOU than Manchester City.
@UTDTrey
Trey
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I’m not scared of Manchester City
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2 years
Brazil finally gave Neymar a super team wtf.
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4 months
Literally every ‘big’ player that has joined the Saudi league wants to return back to Europe, but Ronaldo thinks it’s on par with Ligue 1 LOOOL.
@DeadlineDayLive
Transfer News Live
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🚨 Sergej Milinkovic-Savić told his former Lazio teammates that he’d ‘like to return’ to the club only 6 months after leaving for Al-Hilal. Milinkovic-Savic met the Lazio squad at the Riyadh airport on Saturday and he reportedly told his friends in the squad: “I miss you so
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Neymar needs to move back to Europe asap no way is Vinicius winning the Ballon D’or before him that’s a true tragedy.
@centregoals
CentreGoals.
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🚨🚨| BREAKING: Vinicius Jr is now in POLE position to win the Ballon d'or 2024! [ @AranchaMOBILE ]
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2 years
Benfica’s board selling Darwin Nunez to Liverpool for €100M.
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3 months
Not even trying to be disrespectful, but WHO the hell is this? 😭
@EH9_SZN
EH9(fan)
3 months
Aguero is a shout but this is our biggest legend ever for me
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天蝎座
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This just shows how overrated that invincibles team were.
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
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🔴⚪️ Arsenal have also broken their record for most wins in a Premier League season with 27. The previous record was 26, the Invincibles in 2003/2004.
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How can you watch the football on display right now between both City/Liverpool and not be disgusted by managers like ten Hag and Pochettino?
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1 year
Genuinely so proud of Rashford, Sancho & Saka. Mentality monsters.
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天蝎座
1 year
How is it even possible to jinx the amount of stuff this guy does? On god I don’t ever want him wishing me well.
@UTDTrey
Trey
1 year
Marco Reus will finally win the Bundesliga for the first time today. Football needs this
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4 months
I don’t think people realise how mad this stat actually is.
@centredevils
centredevils.
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Manchester United only lost 34 times in 27 years at Old Trafford under Sir Alex Ferguson. An absolutely crazy stat 🤯
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1 year
Marcus Rashford (29) now has more goal contributions in all competitions than Martinelli and Saka combined (28).
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天蝎座
10 months
It’s genuinely disgusting seeing how fast the Manchester United fanbase has turned on Casemiro.
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3 months
Oblak saving a quarter of the penalties he’s faced in his professional career is one of the maddest stats I’ve ever heard tbh.
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天蝎座
1 year
Watch until the end… Casemiro’s red card needs to get overturned!
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天蝎座
18 days
I’m sorry, but this is actually such a cold celebration. 🤣
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5 months
Theres no way there’s a player actually going by “AK-47” 🤣
@ActuFootAfrique
🏆 Actu Foot Afrique
5 months
🚨 Les compositions ! #CAN2023   Burkina Faso 🇧🇫 - 🇲🇷 Mauritanie
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天蝎座
4 months
How many wonderkids does this Palmerias club have wtf?
@mufcMPB
mufcmpb
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🚨🇧🇷 Manchester United are monitoring Palmeiras wonderkid Thalys (18). #MUFC [ @diarioas ]
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天蝎座
5 months
The greatest player there is. The greatest player there was. The greatest player there ever will be. Lionel Messi.
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天蝎座
1 year
Grealish (£100m) cost more than Inter Milan’s starting XI Onana — free Darmain — free Acerbi — loan. Bastoni — €32m Dumfries — €14m Brozovic — €5m Barella — €32.5m Calhangou — free Dimarco — youth/free Martinez — €25m Dzeko — free
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天蝎座
1 month
Okay funs over let’s wrap this shit up immediately.
@CFCBlues_com
CFC-Blues
1 month
Cole Palmer does NOT deserve Player of the Season. Look between H and L on your keyboard 👀
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Credit where credit is due. Antony changed the game today, he was absolutely magnificent when he came on and looked comfortable in the LB role when Wan-Bissaka got subbed off.
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天蝎座
1 year
If we don’t win the Carbao Cup tomorrow I’m booking a one way ticket to Nigeria to find Trey.
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1 month
First time we’ve beat a team and I’ve genuinely felt sorry for them, Coventry got robbed.
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天蝎座
5 months
Don’t think people realise how crazy that actually is.
@StatmanDave
Statman Dave
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Antony and Alejandro Garnacho played a combined 1 pass to Rasmus Hojlund today. No service. 🤷
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5 months
Mate…
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天蝎座
5 months
This Ounahi guy is actually incredible what in the world.
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天蝎座
1 year
Why do City fans love to act like they’ve been through the trenches?
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天蝎座
2 months
Chelsea will forever be the biggest football club in London.
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天蝎座
5 months
Nahhhh 😭😭😭
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天蝎座
9 months
Hypocrite.
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@Kay_OhYeah
Kamogelo 🇿🇦🇵🇸
9 months
the abuse Harry Maguire has experienced at the club goes beyond the football pitch. it’s disingenuous of the fanbase to try and dismiss that
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天蝎座
1 year
Just sign him permanently just for the vibes man.
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天蝎座
2 years
Class act on and off the pitch.
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天蝎座
11 months
This i the greed they spoke about in the bible. What a disgusting football club.
@centregoals
CentreGoals.
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🚨🚨 | Manchester City are PLANNING a SHOCK move for Napoli defender Kim Min Jae. [ @SportsPeteO ]
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天蝎座
10 months
Can’t believe we sold Daniel James for this…
@orehnato
Renato
10 months
He’s so funny
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天蝎座
4 months
I just know Ghanaians & South Africans have the biggest smile on their faces right now.
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天蝎座
1 year
These Argentines are making me like Mbappé even more… what is wrong with them?
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天蝎座
3 months
Arsenal in the last 20 years: 0 Premier Leagues 0 Champions Leagues 0 Europa Leagues 0 FIFA Club World Cups 0 Super Cups 0 Carabao Cups Don’t compare that small club to United, Liverpool, Chelsea & City please.
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3 months
No words for how good this guy’s been for us this season as well. It’s time people start acknowledging that he’s right up there with the very best right backs in the world.
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天蝎座
2 months
Arsenal have never won the Champions League, Europa League, Super Cup, FIFA Club World Cup yet their fans go on like they’re an elite football club.
@WelBeast
WelBeast
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Tell us a very bitter truth??
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1 year
Mbappé agenda dropped forever he’s too good at this sport man.
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天蝎座
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Emery took Aston Villa from fighting relegation to UCL football within 18 months. Done the double over Arsenal whose fanbase treated him like shit whilst there and mocked the way he used to speak English and is largely responsible for why Arsenal bottled the league. Legend.
@AVFCOfficial
Aston Villa
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🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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天蝎座
2 months
Imagine being better than 3/4 of your idols.
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天蝎座
2 months
If your club isn’t in this video you cannot banter my club.
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1 year
Sack this admin immediately I’ve had enough of this nonsense.
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天蝎座
1 year
We need to have a serious discussion about Ligue 1.
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4 months
I pray my club never ends up being this broke.
@FCBarcelona
FC Barcelona
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👀
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2 years
Good luck finding another world class manager that cares about your club the way Tuchel did Chelsea.
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1 year
He even misspelled Chelsea ffs. 🤣
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天蝎座
9 months
They see Messi everyday you guys gotta realise after a while you realise that footballers are literally just normal people.
@daviddgea13
David De Gea
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“Face of football” 😭
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5 months
Do you know how disrespectful this comparison is to Sané?
@UtdRioooo
Rio
5 months
Who’s better?
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4 months
It’s genuinely so hard not to like Luton, hope they avoid relegation this season.
@LutonTown
Luton Town FC
4 months
A special moment for 15 of our players. Receiving their #PL debut balls for the first time! 🧡
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5 months
Salah’s hairline is almost finito wow
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1 year
£51M una.
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@SxrgioSZN
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1 year
£51m pound, 51 goals, a goal for every million we paid for him
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Some dumb big European club is going to sign Frimpong and play him as a RB in a back 4.
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5 months
You’ll struggle to find a funnier fanbase than these lot 🤣🤣
@TikiTakaConnor
Connor Humm
6 months
Can we pay you more, @ChelseaFC ?
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Barcelona fans were right this is absolutely insane he was onside.
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7 months
Chelsea just handed us 2 back to back games of the season.
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5 months
He’s doing a United vs. West Ham watch along 😭😭😭
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4 months
Friendly reminder that Malo Gusto is only 20 years old. Top 5 RB in the world and he’s meant to be a backup option.
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天蝎座
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People talk about Messi, Ibra & Ronaldo’s longevity, but Thiago Silva’s longevity is insane. He done what none of the rest of them could do and was influential in guiding his Chelsea to a UCL as a veteran. Three seasons of pure quality at Chelsea One of the greatest CBs ever.
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5 months
I don’t care if Salah breaks the G/A record in the league he’ll never be better than Hazard.
@UtdJacobi
Jacob
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How was prime Eden Hazard vs Penalmed Salah ever a debate😭
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2 months
All of them are cringe, this is exactly how it should be done.
@City_Xtra
City Xtra
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Real Madrid players avoiding #ManCity ’s badge in the Etihad Stadium tunnel on Tuesday. 👏 🎥 @elchiringuitotv
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1 year
Now we wait…
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