28, He/they
I love hyperfixating on video games that no one has played in over a decade.
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@xdtopsu
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@demoneko__
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@anoddartist
@HoennShitpost
@notTheDaze
Bro it's worse. You can use Thief on the Zigzagoon for ANOTHER Full Restore. The man gave his Pokemon an item it can't even USE.
@brekkiemart
It is stuff like this that makes me think that there are cockroaches that legit just go "I wonder how long I can be somewhere obvious and no one notice lol"
@jazzz_howard
Pro tip: companies see those items in your cart. Eventually, they'll put some of those items on sale to incentivize you to return and make the purchase.
Doing this actually saves you money.
@Thafnine
It's either no recommendations or thirteen mixes of that one song you listened to months ago and didn't really like all that much in retrospect
@Cynical_CJ
"Just shut up and enjoy it" is an argument I fail to understand. How am I supposed to enjoy something I KNOW could be infinitely better. Just because it shows up doesn't mean it's good.
@HannaBarberaCap
I hope the irony of a series created to constantly lambaste and chastise the viewer having to close their own comment section because they're unable to handle being lambasted and chastised isn't lost on them.
@InternetHippo
@Corromon
They just installed cameras in delivery vans to monitor us while we deliver. It records 24/7, and let's us know when we've done something against the driver code. Even looking at the delivery app to see where to go is considered a distraction, and we're penalized for it.
@YugiohbutAI
@RANK10YGO
Thank God they made this easier to summon. It used to be that you had to summon it with "One-Headed Dragon", "One-Headed Dragon", "One-Headed Dragon", and "Twin-Headed Thunder Dragon". So annoying!
My dad tried kicking me out at 15 for this same reason! When my mom said no, he just made me pay 600 rent until I moved out of my own accord.
Fuck these kinds of parents.
@GFactzOfficial
@Xploshi
Had this happen to me twice so far. What this tweet doesn't tell you is Mr. Blue Sky plays the whole time signaling the Easter egg occurring.
@shoe0nhead
"We need to help people and I'm doing what I can to try and make a difference."
"Yeah but see none of us are signing off on your bill proposals so doesn't that make you bad at your job lol"
Jesus Christ.
@ImLiteralLarry1
And that the chocolate is actually dictated on the back of the box in most cases.
So you know what you're going to get even in the sense of flavors.
Ridiculous.
@The_Farmer_John
Listen man, your recommendation was fine and all, but can you make them flash in and out of existence while changing color? It'd make it easier to not have any clue what the fuck is going on anymore.
@DevilGirlCrybby
@Penrose421
As an ex-grocery store employee, I thank you. Even after quitting many years ago, I still find myself doing things like this.
@ScribeUndead
Congrats.
He was sleeping the whole time.
He was dead the whole time.
He was crazy the whole time.
Literally the easiest writing trick in the book.
These are WEAK.
@JukinMedia
You say "now available for licensing" like it's a good thing. The video was free before you slapped your name on it. Memes are unmonetizable. It's against the very nature of the beast.
How about "Hey guys, new meme! Now available from wherever the hell you find it to use!"
@TeamYouTube
@CallMeCheeko
"We're doing a huge change that may affect how people feel when they log into Youtube"
"Did you ask anyone before doing this? Say, Youtubers?"
"No. Have a swell day."
@TheQuartering
Yandere Dev took multiple years to barely make his game functionally beta whilst leeching off of his followers, and two people came by and made a better game in two weeks.