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@TanMart03
Tanner Martin
2 years
I would liquidate my entire 401K to watch Patrick Mahomes throw a laser at Jackson Mahomes while he’s filming his Tik Tok’s on the sideline.
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4 years
Anyone else notice that the cougar is deep throating the U? Okay goodnight.
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4 years
Congrats to Mike Conley on becoming a father to 2 different boys in the same week.
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3 years
Donovan Mitchell screaming “Get the f*** outta here” to Dillon Brooks has me feeling so many things.
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4 years
If the Utes win tonight I will buy everyone who likes this anything they want for Christmas.
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Tanner Martin
3 years
You know what’s the best part of the long drive from St George to Salt Lake? The giant semi trucks going 72 MPH hellbent on passing the giant semi truck going 71 MPH in a 80 zone.
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2 years
Hey Oregon, how many times did you beat Utah this year?
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3 years
Only in Utah could you pitch the idea of “So we take a 44 Oz soda, and then we add more sugar and syrup to it, and we give it a funny name, and then our drive through will be backed up to the street with Honda Odyssey’s.”
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3 years
The Jazz have never lost a game EVER when Dwyane Wade has owned the team. Wild stat.
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Tanner Martin
2 years
BYU fans about to wrap their car around a telephone pole to own the Utes.
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Tanner Martin
2 years
Could I get a rough estimation of when we’ll be rolling these out?
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“We’ve got a lot of weapons that we were saving for the playoffs,”👀 - Bojan Bogdanovic on the Jazz (Via )
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3 years
Has Governor Cox just considered posting shirtless photos of Rudy Gobert all over town? Based on my knowledge of female Jazz fans the states moisture problem would be solved within 20 minutes.
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Tanner Martin
9 months
Delta in 2028: We’ve made some exiting changes to the Skymiles Medallion Program! For all customers who spend 3.8 million dollars in a calendar year, they will receive a pin that will be Free after they pay $549. We are the premier rewards program. Keep Climbing!
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4 years
U of U PD officer in filling up his drink, I asked him if I could buy it for him. He declined then insisted on paying for mine. I refused as well. Cashier then told both of us “it’s on 7-11” Seems small but that’s 3 people going out of their way for someone else. Be kind man.
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3 years
Jazz Twitter is showing me that if the Jazz win a championship half the fanbase is going to prison and the rest will all lose their temple recommends.
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Tanner Martin
4 years
Rylan Jones and TJ Haws should inspire you to know that you too can play college basketball. Whether you are 12, or 45. There is no limit. You can do it.
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Tanner Martin
2 years
Unfortunately it looks like BYU will not win the Pac-12 championship. After not winning it last year.
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Tanner Martin
5 years
NBA 2K is so realistic. Watch Chris Paul after he fouls me. 😂😂😂
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Tanner Martin
5 years
Nuggets draft picks usually work out for the Jazz so congrats to Emmanuel Mudiay on his 2019-2020 MVP and future hall of fame induction!
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Tanner Martin
3 years
Far be it from me to defend BYU but at this point SDSU’s student section legally has to call BYU “Dad” now.
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Tanner Martin
3 years
Kyle Whittingham - Charlie Brewer has left the program. However, he may still start at QB Saturday. He may not. We haven’t decided yet.
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Tanner Martin
2 years
A 12 year old committed suicide. I’m sick over that and my hope is that I can raise kids who have big hearts and will look out for the Drayke‘s. I cried tonight thinking about this. I never cry.
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3 years
Just scrolled past an Instagram video of a golfer missing a putt and screaming “Oh f*** THIS” with the sound somehow on during sacrament meeting so I currently am cringing to the point I want to die.
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3 years
Imagine how boring Space Jam 2 would have been with Kevin Durant when 11 minutes in he decides to sign with the Monstars and the show ends with bugs bunny being murdered by aliens while Kevin Durant subtweets the Toon Squad.
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2 years
Do you think UAB will start selling these now?
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3 years
Congrats to you BYU. There are a lot of great people involved as players, coaches, and fans. You guys earned it. You’ve got a really good team.
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Tanner Martin
2 years
So someone please walk me through how the PAC 12 is mediocre. You’ve got 6 teams in roughly the top 20, a likely playoff team, and likely the heisman winner.
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Tanner Martin
8 months
This is why Utah fans are sad to leave the Pac 12. This game looks likes it’s headed for an instant classic. Utah and USC have a decade plus now of high intensity, thrilling games. It sucks those are going away to travel to Iowa and Kansas.
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Tanner Martin
2 years
Lisa Wilson has been working so hard with her Instagram stories to get her friends out of bed and Zach comes in and puts them back into bed.
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Tanner Martin
3 years
After taking a single snap today, Utah football has now played more P5 opponents than BYU did all of last year.
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Tanner Martin
4 years
If I ever meet Donovan Mitchell I’m kissing him on the lips.
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Tanner Martin
1 year
My little brother just opened his mission call and the half second pause and look on his face when he read “Albuquerque, New Mexico” will stick with me until forever. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@TanMart03
Tanner Martin
5 months
Nick Saban ends his coaching career without ever beating Utah. He lost to them by double digits in every single matchup.
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Tanner Martin
3 years
Can’t sleep. Too busy being angry over a game played by men who will never even know I exist.
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Tanner Martin
3 years
BYU should be very proud. They played so hard. Nothing to be ashamed of. Some teams just aren’t built to handle the grind of a G5 schedule.
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Tanner Martin
2 years
I don’t think there’s a program in America that has played in the last 4 conference championships. Kyle Whittingham is a legend, one of the best to ever coach football, and we have been so lucky to have him here. Enjoy it. It’ll end someday.
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Tanner Martin
3 years
Hey Dillon Brooks, how many times did the Jazz kick your ass this series?
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4 years
Zach Wilson letting you know he is not scared to schedule Kennesaw State.
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1 year
To all the BYU fans mocking the Pac-12 and mocking Utah…. You do realize that Utah’s worst case scenario is joining the Big-12, instantly becoming the premier program in that conference and running a train through it right? That’s their worst case scenario.
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Tanner Martin
3 years
Hey BYU, This is how you go on the road late in the season against a top 25 team and kick their ass.
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Tanner Martin
3 years
Just want to give a shout-out to BYU fans and really fans of any team. I’ve seen nothing but class today and everyone appreciates it. You all are good people and let’s continue to be good to each other in the good times too.
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Tanner Martin
3 years
Devin Booker has lost 2 games in the finals. Donovan Mitchell has never lost any. Checkmate.
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Tanner Martin
5 years
Jazz fans: WE WANT TO WIN A CHAMPIONSHIP. Jazz management: Okay here are some trade opt—- Fans - NOOOOO you cant trade anyone. We have chemistry!!! Jazz - okay then, here are some max players we can si—- Fans - Nooooo! That’ll tie up our cap space!!! Anyone see a problem here?
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Tanner Martin
5 years
I’ll bail Zack Moss’s mom out of jail if she goes onto the field and punches Herm Edwards in the dick.
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Tanner Martin
3 years
BYU Twitter: The Pac 12 sucks. So bad. Basically an FCS league. Also BYU Twitter after getting 2 Pac-12 transfer receivers:
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Tanner Martin
5 years
I love Kyle Whittingham. When things go right he gives ALL the credit to his players and staff. When things go wrong he takes all the accountability and never throws a guy under the bus. I’d walk through hell for that guy and so would every single one of his players.
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3 years
It’s funny to me how small time people in Utah are about the new airport. Part of having a thriving economy means being able to handle 30,000,000+ passengers a year. Utah isn’t Boise or Evanston. It’s big time and the airport matches that. It’s honestly designed beautifully.
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Tanner Martin
2 years
It’s going to be weird on Saturday watching Utah take the field without Britain Covey for the first time since 1949.
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5 months
If Bryson Barnes really gives Utah the best chance to win that must mean Brandon Rose doesn’t possess arms or legs.
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Tanner Martin
3 years
Same issue again today but worse. We’re going to the ER. I may be panicking currently but am prepared for very bad news. I could seriously use all your thoughts, prayers, etc. thanks all.
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Tanner Martin
3 years
Okay so I wake up every morning (last 4 days) and feel a complete loss of coordination in my right arm, hand, and leg. I get up and walk around in a not pretty fashion (fall into walls, trip, the usual) and eat and it goes away after 30 minutes....
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Tanner Martin
4 years
Just think. The next touchdown that Zach Wilson throws is going to be to Clark Phillips.
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Tanner Martin
3 years
Samson Nacua just tried to say on the radio that at Utah they care about football and not the individual but at BYU they care about football and the individual. GTFOH. Utah is likely playing for a Rose Bowl and I’m really glad at this point he’s no part of that.
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4 years
You can feel extremely proud to be an American and realize how blessed you are while still acknowledging we have a hell of a lot of improvement in front of us. You can feel both. That’s where I’m at.
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Tanner Martin
9 months
Worst team in the Pac 12 last year just went on the road and beat the best team in the Big 12. Pac 12 > Big 12.
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Tanner Martin
2 years
I would let the Jazz go 0-82 from now until the end of time for Utah football to win the Natty this year.
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2 years
Charlie Brewer left 2 programs who won conference championships all within 9 months. That’s gotta be some sort of awful record.
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Tanner Martin
3 years
That pass there was the biggest “F*** you” to USC and I LOVE it.
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3 years
Zach Wilson may be the #2 pick in the draft but he would have been the #1 pick if he let Kyle Whittingham develop him at Safety.
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3 years
Finally wearing the red jersey he dreamed of as a kid. Chills.
@nyjets
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2 more days.
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Holy absolute shit people. A 2 concourse airport does not need a train. My goodness we live in a state with the laziest oafs imaginable.
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2 years
I will literally cut my leg off right now and give Brant Kuithe my ACL.
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3 years
Sorry BYU fans. Now you know Utah’s frustration of losing to a mid level G5 school with a blue color scheme.
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4 years
If 2020 were a jersey.
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2 years
Every student section camera shot of BYU makes me want to be Catholic.
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2 years
The year is 2059. Donovan Mitchell and Rudy Gobert are dueling in the parking lot, Mike Conley has died on the court, and the current color scheme is chartreuse, medium orchid, and light salmon, the team wins 4 games and the Jazz still don’t have a draft pick.
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3 years
I love the Jazz but I would 1,000% sacrifice their entire existence (and many of you on this app) for a Utah football national championship.
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Tanner Martin
2 years
Rudy needs to text Donovan right now and say “Looks like the Jazz got a lot more for me than you. Just something I found interesting.”
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2 years
When you ask a Utah mom to name the road
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3 years
Pretty sad for BYU that they finished tied for last in the Mountain West this year with New Mexico. Embarrassing honestly.
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8 months
Kiel McDonald, Lincoln Riley, and Caleb Williams have never and will never beat Utah. Fuck off. Go Utes.
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3 years
Well it finally happened. I was kicked out of the Utah Jazz diehard group on Facebook. I worked hard for years to bully and mock the least intelligent people to ever talk about sports and today my hard work finally paid off.
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3 years
BYU Twitter Utah Twitter
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I hope Biden kills it. I hoped Trump would kill it. I hope whoever is the president in 4, 8, 12, 16 years, kills it. When the POTUS succeeds the citizens succeed. I will always root for whoever is in charge of the country. We need them to do well. Regardless of personal opinion.
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4 years
It’s been a crazy day. We all just need to remember that at the end of the day we are all Americans, United in our knowledge that no conference in America wants BYU in it.
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4 years
When I was 6 I was shooting hoops on the Jazz court and Jerry walked over and said hi to me. I promised him I’d be on his team some day and he made me feel like a million bucks when he said “with that shot, I know you will young man” I loved him ever since then.
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4 years
If only Brigham Young could have said “this is the place!” In Southern California. 70 degrees, sunny year round. USC, UCLA, The Lakers have 17 titles. Instead he said it here.. where it snows and sports dreams go to die.
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Tanner Martin
2 years
Okay. New rule. If your team by chance lost to The University of Alabama at Birmingham in a mid-December bowl game you are legally not allowed to make disparaging comments about the granddaddy of them all. All in favor please manifest by the uplifted hand.
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Tanner Martin
2 years
I would be super understanding but I was told all year that teams are no different when they use a different QB.
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Tanner Martin
7 months
Utah ran a train through BYU for a decade despite the game having zero value or motivation to them. Now that the game matters to Utah, it could get ugly.
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Tanner Martin
3 years
Congrats BYU. 10 wins is a fantastic season of football.
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Tanner Martin
1 year
Caleb Williams now in a panic because he doesn’t have enough fingers to paint “Tulane”
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Tanner Martin
3 years
This is the official image of Utah football 2021.
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One thing that may seem dumb but is a big deal to me...How people treat fast food workers/servers in those short interactions. I think that gives me such a good look into peoples character and personalities.
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Tanner Martin
3 years
College football is better than the NFL by the widest of possible margins.
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Tanner Martin
2 years
Donovan Mitchell jacked up 29 shots on 34.% shooting. Rudy Gobert is the Jazz. He matters so much more than anyone else. His rim defense late won this while Donovan dribbled the air out of the ball.
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Tanner Martin
3 years
One thing is sure, even if Utah loses every game by 100 for the rest of the season, they aren’t “soft” these kids are tough. I’ll never say that about this team ever again.
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Tanner Martin
5 years
It’s such a shame Utah didn’t offer Zach Wilson. He would have looked INCREDIBLE in a yellow jersey holding our clipboard, slapping Huntley’s ass as he comes off the field with a QBR of 11.3 trillion.
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Tanner Martin
2 years
“Hey Caleb Williams, how many times do you think you’ll lose to Utah this year?”
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4 years
Playing with oneself is against the honor code but it’s what BYU will be doing this year. Okay goodnight. Someone take my phone.
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Tanner Martin
4 years
I just love the symbiotic relationship Utah and BYU have. Often times they’ll send lesser players down to BYU, their AAA affiliate, and then when they find P5 talent, they call them up to the big leagues and then to the NFL. Farm systems are so important for elite teams.
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3 years
We shouldn’t have a damn atheist left in this joint.
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Tanner Martin
2 years
Remember when Jayden Daniels left Utah at the alter, Jack Tuttle transferred and QB looked bleak at best for Utah? Then Tyler Huntley won player of the year, won the south, became an NFL QB and was replaced by Cam Rising, who won the Pac 12 and is a future first rounder? LOL
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Tanner Martin
4 years
Congratulations to all of you quarantined at home. You were drafted the same number of times this year as ALL of BYU football combined!
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3 years
People didn’t like my tweet. We’re never going to see eye to eye on it but for everyone calling me “pathetic” “a waste” & “not a man” just know that I donate to almost every Y gofundme I can, & many of my friends are Y fans from this app. You don’t know ANYTHING about who I am.
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2 years
We need another war with England.
@FootyScran
Footy Scran
2 years
Cup of mushy peas (added mint sauce) at Notts County ( @Official_NCFC ) 💷 1.50
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3 years
These people need to live in a colony away from all sane people.
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4 years
In my desire to help small business I just drove through a Sodalicious. I accidentally left my wallet home... they insisted on still giving me the drink. In my effort to support small business I just robbed small business.
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If you think the fan stripping on the field was wild wait until the Jazz win the championship and 50,000 of us are doing that at the parade.
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