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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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3 years
I ain’t never seen a frustrated croc before🥴
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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3 years
When y’all gonna admit that even two parent households still be fucking their children up mentally?
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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4 years
Y’all ever notice how people see black women change their appearance like this and we say “self hate” but for some reason this shawty and countless others do it and we say “well it’s her money and her body”???
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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3 years
This “mean girl” flex some of y’all got going on is weird. It’s screams:
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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4 years
Every woman has a happy food dance. They will usually hide it on a good first date but they legs still be moving😂
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Big Boss V 💰
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Bomboclaat
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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9 months
Meg the Stallion is the female DaBaby, but her looks is what keeps her afloat.
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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2 years
She not worthy of being your wife but she is worthy of bearing your child?… niggas gotta be living backwards😵‍💫
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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3 years
Tf does eating in the function have to do with stars???
@iamcleotrapa
Muggy McGuire 💋
3 years
Tell me you’re a Taurus without telling me you’re a Taurus
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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3 years
Lol niggas callin me a simp because I’m realistic😂 that “alpha” shit is a whole bunch of niggas trauma bonding on social media🥴
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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9 months
I know y’all hate to hear this but… she looks way better with her natural hair
@NBCOlympics
NBC Olympics & Paralympics
9 months
"I had to pull out the natural." Sha'Carri Richardson on wearing her natural hair in her final race of the track & field season.
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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8 months
Raw sex with a woman that you don’t want children with is quite idiotic as a man…
@eddayogi
Ed Andretti | Wellness Coach
8 months
Thoughts on sex and sexuality that will have you like this :
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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3 years
Oh how quickly they turn😅
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@causeimcourt
courtney🌻
3 years
unpopular opinion: chloe bailey is forcing her sex appeal🥴
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Having sex with people you don’t see a future with is a sign of you having mental problems.
@EdoVibeQueen
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1 year
What sex opinion would have you like this?
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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2 years
Blind Fury was putting folks in a tomb
@_DITRHipHop
Hip Hop 💎
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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2 years
@MrsAmerica_ @TheREALJaneDoe_ Do y’all really need a tutorial on how to use “this you” properly???
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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3 years
Niggas be wanting a virgin so they can make sure she doesn’t realize how bad the sex is😂
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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2 years
Being called too affectionate is a sign that you’re with wrong person… because how sway?😂
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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3 years
“You gonna let your girl outside looking like that?” I bought it for her😂
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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9 months
As a former pro fumbler, I know exactly what that nervous forced chuckle means
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Bro never made it that far before 💀
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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3 years
Raw sex with somebody that you can’t see yourself having a baby with is dumb🥴
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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3 years
A man that recognizes the value in a woman as a person and not just a potential fuck…
@pharaoh_kj
Pharaoh KJ
3 years
What man approaches a woman to be platonic friends ?
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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9 months
Knowing the behaviors of orcas… this was 100% intentional
@cooltechtipz
Learn Something
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This orca collides with a dolphin mid-air 👀😳
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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3 years
Good sex is better when she enjoys being around you for other reasons than your sex
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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6 months
@JadoreSiwoh He clearly meant “don’t worry about my bm. I got her covered.”😂
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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3 years
Tryna humble a woman just because you see how confident she is in herself will always be some corny shit.
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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8 months
She is trying to do what them other two did, yall don’t see the cycle?
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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6 months
These people really fear nothing but black folks
@crazyclipsonly
Crazy Clips
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Hawaii diver Ocean Ramsey swims with record breaking largest Great White Shark
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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3 years
My dude spitting that different, hope y’all boys stop trippin and just listen
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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8 months
@_sforsierra For reference 1TB≈100hours of HD video 1TB≈500hours of SD video
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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4 months
Yall ever notice the expectation for these gender roles are only loud in one direction?
@liImaceo
MACEO
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a man is supposed to be a PROVIDER. idc what this generation think.
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@DAQUANDSG Lmfao we ain’t never beating the “niggas ain’t shit allegations”
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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4 years
@terrycrews You really tried to make “Coon” into something it ain’t 🤦🏾‍♂️
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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9 months
She single handedly exposed how unrealistic a lot of y’all are when it comes to risk assessment.
@lmTheReasonWhy
Jasmine The Great | Brand Strategy & Marketing
9 months
The jokes write themselves chile.
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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3 years
Black men are truly blessed to have black women.
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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2 years
What is the point of telling women to “choose better men” if niggas gonna get mad when women appear to do just that? This blind Ciara hate is weird.
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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3 years
You can call a woman beautiful in public and some random ass chick will tell you “that’s a wig” unprovoked😭
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@raphousetv2 Excluding gender, people need to stop seeing celebrities as role models in all areas of their life.
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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3 years
Trauma doesn’t excuse you from accountability. At some point you have to acknowledge that you are broken and it’s your job to fix it.
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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3 years
A lot of men don’t seem to have an issue with providing but they just don’t want that to be their only reason for existence
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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2 years
@Mecca34848039 Y’all need help if you think the celebration of different cultures by children dancing and dressing in traditional gown is an attack.
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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3 years
Single mothers finding men who love them and their children shouldn’t trigger anybody that damn much😅😂
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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4 years
We do it on purpose because y’all don’t take rejection well unless you think it was your own idea.
@Ella_928
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Men talk themselves out of pussy daily.. is tragic to witness. Smh
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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9 months
@HotFreestyle Y’all discussing the boys sexuality at 5 years old… this app is cooked
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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4 years
Black women are so damn incredible...
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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3 years
Gonna give her flowers, dick, butterflies, wine, and dick
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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2 years
@chefkumquat Ain’t nobody paying attention to whatever weather she was talking about
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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9 months
@nocontextdrumar I know homeboy woke up like
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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3 years
Therapy is the only fuckin option😂
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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4 years
I never knew how dangerous this was until I grew mine out... I feel like it’s a “shut the fuck up” button and I don’t like that😂
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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3 years
Niggas want a relationship that only serves them and I get that, you’re still focused on self in a relationship and wonder why the shit is so hard
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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2 years
Pursuing a woman who dresses one way and then telling her to dress differently is kinda funny to hear people say. Logically you should just pursue a woman who dresses the way you actually like her to😅
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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4 years
How I’m tryna be next summer or the one after. About to put in this work though
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@SAINT4POTUS Paying for pussy is wild, doing it at 18 while having a gf is fuckin insanity
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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6 months
@polo_man404 Skits are getting irritating
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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2 years
Stop having sex with women you don’t want to be with and a lot of the problems y’all complain about on here would just be minimized 😅
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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8 months
@Shadaya_Knight You dedicate too much time to being proud and wrong😂
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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2 years
Lol y’all really call “simping” doing anything nice for a woman… who tf hurt y’all?
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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3 years
Folks really are this stupid for free? Tf did he say wrong?
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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@Lucywiththefur3 The silence is deafening
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Fatphobia(body shaming in general) and colorism seem to only matter when it involves women. That shit still confused me😅😭
@realRaegenhere
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What’s your stance on WOMEN that would get you in this position?
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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@IamBennyB @_PhallonX0X0 Like a china plate
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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3 years
Don’t nobody take domestic abuse serious when it’s targeted at a man🤷🏾‍♂️ folks be enabling the bullshit
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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4 years
I understand some of y’all think that she and her sisters have been bashed quite a bit, but if we are being honest it’s not nearly as consistent as people do with BW.🤷🏾‍♂️
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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@DAMIADENUGA Yall gotta learn to leave some things to the women…
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@dankston_hughes @haleemarry Lol this is a horrible miss.
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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4 years
FRIDAY LOC & FRO Thread! Let’s see the crowns my beautiful people!
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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3 years
This ain’t somebody you can just tell to chill out. Just a body that needs to be buried
@ABC7NY
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TERRIFYING VIDEO: A woman narrowly escaped after a man who was following her tried to break into her Bronx apartment. 😲
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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3 years
2021 rules
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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9 months
Homie gonna be playing that moment back in his head like it’s SportsCenter Not Top 10😭
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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3 years
Choose better women
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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9 months
@Aa_Ron019 Has a flow…. The same damn one
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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3 years
Y’all can’t be fr😂 what kinda reasoning is this?
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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4 years
When she thinks you're out with your homies cheating what y'all are actually doing:
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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😒
@paiddking
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Fellas your girl tells you she's going out with her friends with this fit on, you letting her go?
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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3 years
Look at the fucking material… even black Jesus gets blessed🙏🏾
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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4 years
Pedophiles and rapists should be killed on sight🤷🏾‍♂️
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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3 years
This shit sound weird
@KeefWithdaK
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If you ain’t never hit a bitch wit 60k+ followers you ain’t dat nigga you think you are
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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3 years
Black men are for black women🤷🏾‍♂️
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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6 months
@charundaaa_ Why yall attacking her for this tweet? She might be a prostitute.
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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2 years
Do you know how nasty you have to be to not know who the father of your child is???🤢🤮😭
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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9 months
Let’s be honest here, that woman’s twerk videos go more viral than her music does. She walked so Ice Spice could run.
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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3 years
Being able to trust that she won’t take your vulnerability and weaponize it against you>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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9 months
@wonderofscience These things are literally built to rule the jungle
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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3 years
B. Simone didn’t lie in that video clip but her delivery was horrible and her reputation didn’t help her either.
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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3 years
Not at all, I’m just comfortable being the villain you imagined
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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6 months
@ahmaraforever Rent must be 5 days late…
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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3 years
TL speeding? Can I flex real quick??? #NationalGirlfriendsDay
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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7 months
@roadrunna_trae Thinking the mag is loaded just tells me you are looking for something to be mad about
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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3 years
Ain’t no such thing as simpin in a healthy relationship.
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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2 years
@Fletcher8089 @_TheShawn Lmfao we watch the same video? They seemed like they were fine😂
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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3 years
I’m definitely in the wrong district, where the hood of heaven at???
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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3 years
Y’all come on here and admit you ignore red flags but now I’m supposed to believe you got caught off guard by some “master manipulator”???
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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4 years
@Arp14_ We ain’t the enemy. If we ever prove ourselves to be, then leave us be and find you a real man who will make you feel like you have an ally. Keep the war outside of your home.
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It’s an opinion, not a law. Don’t get sensitive
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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2 years
FYI even if you don’t believe in marriage this shit still don’t make sense since you gonna be locked in for life as soon as that child pops out😂
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@TakeYoTimeSlime
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3 years
Mind you, I’m not sayin that single parent homes are better either.
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