Spank Horton
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Stand Up Comedian/Actor from North Philadelphia, You can check me out live in your city click link below for shows & tix
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5yr goal: writing a movie as we speak gonna pitch that by the end of 2022, 2023 I will land a movie (hopefully my movie) or tv role, 2024 I wanna produce my own hr special for HBO or Netflix, 2025 do an international tour by myself, 2026/27 become a household name
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Y'all don't see 3 couples my nigga
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What smell gonna pop out
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I started doing comedy at 22 living with my mother, I got a part time job (because I got tired of hearing my mothers mouth) at the airport so I could fly for free to help with my comedy career, I moved out at 24 and that’s when she realized oh he’s taking this comedy serious. I
Desi Banks says when he first started in comedy, his GF, whom he wanted to be with forever, didn’t believe in his dream. “The money wasn’t coming in fast enough. She told me to go get a job, then, put me out of her house at 2 am.” Banks is now a millionaire.
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Man I don’t care what anybody say his cousin shoulda took the fall for all of this shit smh
𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Former star QB Michael Vick says on Tyreek Hill’s podcast that he wishes he listened to one person who warned him about the affects that dog fighting could have on his career:
"I wish I had a father figure or somebody in my life - and I did, too, for the most
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So Shaq and Barkley called Kyrie Irving an idiot for posting the movie, So what did they call the owners of the streaming service that’s playing the movie?
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If me and my Nigga get locked up for drugs and he dies on the way to jail I can’t say it was his drugs to avoid jail? 😭😂😭😂😂😂 yeah the streets was definitely not meant for me
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Y’all be disrespecting Maya Moore and Diana Tarausi with yall Caitlin Clark the best ever takes
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I get the point he’s making, How can u be pro black but don’t have a black wife
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So y’all don’t remember Katt did this b4 in 2016 then apologized? Thats why we don’t care to respond 😂😭😭 it’s the same shit 😂😭😂😂
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So all this info and knowledge he dropping niggas won’t hear him out because his school not open 😭😂😭😂😭😂 and because he got 2 baby mommas 😭😂😭😂😂
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He comes back every 3 to 5 yrs to talk about the same shit 😂😭😭 So instead of telling the truth u wanna lie about the movies that hit ya desk 1st lol what homosexual role did kev do in them 5 movies? U couldn’t leave the country to do fool gold in Austraila So the role got
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@KattWilliams
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"For a five year period, every single movie that Kevin Hart did was a movie that had been on my desk."
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Prolly why they lost 2 straight 😂😭
REPORT: Doc Rivers has been a "special advisor" to Eric Spoelstra during the Eastern Conference Finals.
Doc has been reviewing film and giving strategic advice to Spoelstra over the past few weeks.
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Remember when Kiss on versus? This remind me of the energy Kdot got for Drake right now
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Nigga if she do this and u didn’t pick up on it then u slow lol
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The fact that black ppl don’t understand this point of marrying outside ya race is mind boggling lol
Dr. Umar accuses Vanessa Bryant of not using Kobe Bryant's money to do good in the black community.
(🎥
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That no money down on closing cost sounded good from Bank of America until it said u gotta buy in the black & brown community, why I can’t use it anywhere? Sound like red lining all over again but hey I’m just a comedian
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So they got videos of giants but no videos of wilt chamberlain scoring 100 pts?
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“Sometimes I feel like Farrakhan talking to Mike Wallace” Hov
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We gotta relax and my checks are signed by Kevin hart
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@HighYellowHello
Fade on sight at the next essence festival with whoever got a staff badge on 😂😭😭😭
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Can we ban Nick Wright from tv?
Nick Wright says Michael Jordan’s tenure as Hornets owner should affect his GOAT status
“His ownership tenure of the Hornets was identical to his playing tenure when Scottie Pippen wasn’t his teammate.”
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He started off with a teddy p beat, teddy p was in a wheel chair and so was Drake character in degrassi 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Hey ladies u gotta buy ya own ticket because it’s called sex trafficking if I fly u out
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It’s overrated bro, just get u a couple bitches that gets it and chill
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Toxic women destroy good men too but it’s barely talked about………
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5yr goals: Do 1 last tour with Kev in 2018, appear in roles for movies and tv, 2020 do my own tour & start shooting my own tv show
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I was brought up if u didn't like something u just didn't support it not speak badly about it every day
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So y’all never seen pretty women working 9 to 5’s? 😂😭😂😭😭😭
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Nigga was 2 stepping his ass off in that Fiesta video like a muhfugga holding that armadale bottle tho 😂😂😂
Dame Dash felt betrayed by Jay Z’s decision to collaborate with R. Kelly: “I knew morally we weren’t the same.”
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Shannon sharpe slowed down when Steven Adam’s came over tho…….Then directed everything towards Ja morant dad
#StayWoke
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😭😂😭 she tryna get on love and hip hop 😭😭😂😂
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Thanks 4 comin out pimp
Mad Props to
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#PlasticCupBoyz
@joeywells5
@Naimthestar
@ComedianSpank
4 a raucous night of
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#PortChester
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Let Netflix land Leonardo DiCaprio or a Rock or Denzel movie shit gone change the movie business
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Kanye said drake drives pass his house everyday lol nigga y’all live on the same block 😂😭😂😂😂😭😂😭
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Yes Steph got 4 rings in lebron era but Duncan got 5 rings in Kobe era nobody talks about that
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White Ppl traumatized by a slap but not by George Floyd video
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This man said I’m very fond of Jerry Jones that was over 65 yrs ago He was just standing outside at a protest 😭😂😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 im done with sports talk tv
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I remember I called my math teacher a bitch ass nigga, He looked at me while taking his glasses off and said well take the bitch out of me then 😂😭😭😭😭 he lucky my boys held me back 😂😭😭😭
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The real reason why Nike down 3% 😂😭😂😭😂 Did she burn hers then put them back on?
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A woman can say I need a man who is financially secure but a man can’t say I need a woman that can cook?
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Cause u a plant
Let’s gooooooooooo!!!!!! So much love….I appreciate all of you!!!!! “LIFT” is now streaming on
@netflix
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She said I’m videotaping u cause ppl think u a good father 😭😂😭😂 while he’s bringing food for HIS son 😭😂
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Whole show was all black ppl killin Kyrie smh wilbon brought up the vaccine Smh I think I’m done with sports news I’ll just watch the games
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nigga told me at my wedding 😭😂😭
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What makes y’all think EVERYBODY knows Jada had Alopecia? Cause I damn sure didn’t, Jada is known to have short hair her whole career
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