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me explaining to my wife that i lost the house bc Gary Gensler's twitter was hacked
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Yea so basically they’re non fungible tokens that are traded on the blockchain. It’s gonna legit change the art and music game forever. It’s all ethereum based so it’s kinda hard to explain if you don’t understand crypto
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200 SOL changed my life. Now I’ll change yours. I specialize in Elliot Wave Theory, RSI, MACD, Price Action, & Level 2.
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50k followers! I cannot believe that half a million people follow me. Beyond blessed
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Working with Doge devs to improve system transaction efficiency. Potentially promising.
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Damn I would have texted her back if I knew that she had that much bitcoin
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25k followers I can’t believe that a quarter of a million people would want to follow me!
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The guy at the sec prolly had to wait weeks for customer service at coinbase so he got mad
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We laughed at this man for reminding us that he has 14 bank accounts when in reality he was practicing good treasury management
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Damn Coinbase is listing shit coins? Wait until you hear about the nasdaq
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Left Miami to spend quality time with my parents and they’ve already kicked me out of the house because of my haircut 🤝
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Almost got mad at my mum for a quick sec then remembered I’m a grown ass man
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Caroline got $250k bail after misappropriating customer funds and losing $10b while the tornado cash dev is still locked up
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The devs left, 3ac is tweeting about metals, and Tai Lopez sold NFTs. It’s over, time to log off for a while
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So I'm always fake flexin huh? I just got one question for all my haters. Where am I? and where are you? I'm on Rodeo Drive shopping for a new Rolls Royce, with my $600 beanie, $200 Nike Air Maxes. And let me remind you about my 18 sea hams. Where am I? and Where are you
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Thread on why I spent $900k to go finger-painting with Tai Lopez👇
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I think that we can all agree that UK Rap is the single worst genre of music hands down
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Just sent in my application for Head of Product at opensea. Wish me luck!
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broke up with my gf bc she used the phone call option for multi-factor authentication
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Imagine a simulation where you study your ass off at Phillips Exeter and then again at Harvard and you eventually land a fantastic job as Head of Product at a unicorn, only to throw it all away by front-running retail on jpegs of silly animals
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Deleted all my dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way; tell girl standing with her bf to dust that buster
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now i have to talk to the girls that i used to talk to before i had all the money again
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Where am I and where are you? I’m in NYC stuck in traffic w
@aubreystrobel
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@coin_artist
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Unfollow the meme accounts.
This is a country club and you’re hanging out with the cart boys.
Walk up to the bar and say hello to the person next to you.
Follow the people who are doing deals.
Twitter is a place to get smarter. Use it as such!
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Remember lads, no matter how hot she is, there’s always one guy that’s absolutely sick of her shit. This is a universal law
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Hope I never get divorced Bc I don’t want the court to laugh at my NFTs
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Woke this morning in my beach side mansion, functionally retired.. so I went scuba diving all day, saw a nice bull shark.. big. Tomorrow my buddy is picking me up on his private jet and we're going to gamble ur salary on hands of baccarat in the Bahamas. Crypto sux, ty 4 input.
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RIP you would have loved the ETF
Bitcoin now at $16,600.00. Those of you in the old school who believe this is a bubble simply have not understood the new mathematics of the Blockchain, or you did not cared enough to try. Bubbles are mathematically impossible in this new paradigm. So are corrections and all else
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Yea so basically they’re non fungible tokens that are traded on the blockchain. It’s gonna legit change the art and music game forever. It’s all ethereum based so it’s kinda hard to explain if you don’t understand crypto
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Last week was very humbling. I was able to meet founders, financiers, engineers, OF girls, tik tokers, doctors, athletes, musicians, artists and everything in between and everyone was extremely kind and gracious. Cheers to the future and see you on
@UpOnlyTV
tomorrow, ya Chads :)
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Aptos: We’ve already attracted some of the top devs in the industry
The devs:
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I’m in NYC for a bit. Hmu if you’re around or if you just broke up with your bf and you wanna talk about it.
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My favorite irl interactions is when people are like bro you’re the man on crypto twitter and I’m like Tysm I’ll follow you back. Here add yourself on my phone and they’re not following me and they get real nervous when it shows they’re not following me. Happens all the time lmao
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BREAKING: Government shuts down top secret AI program “Size Chad” after it grows too strong
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I know Russia just invaded the Ukraine but it made me think of the time you invaded my heart. You don’t have to respond just want you to know that
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i asked gainzy if he had heat tix since i know that hes away. turns out hes absolutely faded on a yacht in the bahamas and still found the time to send them to me in like 2 mins. ty for being real, gainzy
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99% of crypto/web 3 projects fail Bc they put too much emphasis on building a community/ecosystem when the only thing that really matters is being jacked and tan
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Got offered a lot of money for my twitter account. I accepted the offer this is goodbye forever, unless you can figure out my alt
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Lol that 12 year old kid that sold the locked $jewel at like a 90% discount is a king. That fund that tried to take advantage of a middle school kid got absolutely BTFO. Love to see it
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I’m still long icp from 400 so I’m underwater just a drop, but if they put a computer on the internet who’s going to be the one laughing?
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Crypto moves so fast. If you miss a day you will miss like 10 gainzy beefs
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Calling yourself a digital nomad is so cringe. Like Elizabeth, we are well aware that there is working wifi in Tulum.
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You might be jealous of Irene’s success, but you’re not more jealous than the other women on CT
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This is like New Years Eve in 1999 when people were nervous that the computers would all crash when the year turned to 2000
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Don’t ever sell yourself short negotiating. Take their offer cut it in half then double it
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Contrary to popular belief, the best NFTs now and in the future will always have absolutely zero use cases as the real point of NFTs is to just flex a purchase on the internet for the sake of spending money
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I hope to find a girl that looks at me the way that
@cobie
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@ledgerstatus
In case you wondered why the markets were nuking so badly, hi, and sorry
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One of my favorite moments of the trip was when I was down astronomically bad eating a meal for 5 at McDonald’s at 11am on no sleep and I look up and all I see is
@gainzxbt
ordering his meal also down astronomically bad. There is nothing better than suffering with close friends
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Elizabeth Holmes got 11 years for ~$700m
Billy McFarland got 6 years for ~$27m
SBF will get _______ years for ~$10b
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People make fun of the tinder swindler but if you don’t have a girl(s) that will wire you 5 figures + on a moments notice with no questions asked, then what do you really have?
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