Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq.
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Good morning everyone. Since $TSLA hit my previous price target I spent last night doing some more analysis. I am proud to say I am very bullish. My revised price target is $1,264. I calculated this by taking the current share price and adding the $600 stimulus check. See below:
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Even the richest guy in the world doesn’t pay for YouTube premium
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Twitter doesn’t need 7,500 employees all it needs is 150 H1B workers who are willing to code in goblin mode
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It’s not a loss until you sell
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i was fasting in new york and there was an earthquake and i fell and a shawarma fell in my mouth with extra tahini and a slice of apple and around 3 liters of water should i keep fasting or is it allah who has fed me
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Tech bros be earning $500k a year in cash and stock options and then have an apartment like this
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The USA vs Iran game in Qatar tomorrow will be the first time the US is fighting in the Middle East without looking for oil
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I am looking to hire people interested in making a million dollars a year. No, this is not a multilevel marketing scheme. We will be committing fraud.
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Can’t wait to find out who Elon impregnates first at Twitter
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“SBF needs to go to jail!”
The New York Times:
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Robinhood: "let the people trade!"
People: *trade*
Robinhood: "no not like that"
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My wife watching me trading stocks
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A guide to living in New York City
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So this is how the blue check rollout is going
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Nobody will remember:
- Your salary
- Your fancy title
- How ‘busy’ you were
- How stressed you were
- How many hours you worked
People will remember:
- How hot your wife is
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Nobody is safe from a bear market
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Can’t believe my son is being taught these shapes in school
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Elon Musk is Kim Kardashian for men
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Netflix stock down 20% after 1.4 billion people in India realize they can all share the same password
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Fellas, don’t be afraid to chase a girl if she has a boyfriend.
If she’s single, you’re competing with 20 other guys.
If she’s dating someone, you’re only competing with one.
Work smarter, not harder.
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For $43 billion Elon Musk could’ve given every person in the world a million dollars and still had $37 billion left over.
Instead he decided to buy Twitter.
Shameful.
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Nancy Pelosi to step down as leader of the house to focus full-time on insider trading
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I am personally very proud to see an Indian make a name for himself in white-collar financial fraud, an area often dominated by white Americans
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Have we tried simply getting a group of celebrities to make a motivational video asking the Taliban to stop
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Kanye after discovering it’s okay to slap comedians
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“The name of the company is Meta. It's a cutting edge high-tech Web 3.0 company with no data and consumer exploitation issues whatsoever currently trading at a deep discount to fair value”
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OnlyFans banning porn is like LinkedIn banning obnoxious humblebrags
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I refuse to believe that the CEO of a company worth $500 billion didn't know about the energy consumption of bitcoin before purchasing it and opening it up for transactions
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Lord give me the confidence of a 22 year old man who owns 0.00085 bitcoin
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*Country is literally being invaded*
Peter: “doesn’t he own a suit?”
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This man is worth $264 billion dollars
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I love the weekend because it's the only time of the week that I don't lose money in the stock market.
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This man is literally the President of the United States and his plan to bring gas prices down is tweeting at gas stations
My message to the companies running gas stations and setting prices at the pump is simple: this is a time of war and global peril.
Bring down the price you are charging at the pump to reflect the cost you’re paying for the product. And do it now.
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This is what Twitter employees were “working hard on”
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Wolf of Wall Street meets Lion of Gujarat
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Greta Thunberg preparing to fight Andrew Tate
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If you murder someone they’re still alive as long as you have their birth certificate
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If this guy makes a video about you I’m sorry but you are probably going to jail
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5 years ago i was making $45k a year at my 9-5 job.
In September alone my wife left me after I lost $275k daytrading.
Never give up.
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This is called activist investing
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Just took out 7 mortgages from Silicon Valley Bank. There is a good chance they go bankrupt and I don’t have to pay it back. Be greedy when others are fearful.
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We literally had teenagers becoming overnight millionaires flipping JPEGs of monkeys on the blockchain and everyone is still surprised we are in a bear market
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Elon Musk at the next Twitter board meeting
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Just solved the Suez Canal crisis... idk why this is so hard
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Elon Musk just spent $4 billion to give us a twitter edit button
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"Electric vehicles will never take off" --> Elon builds Tesla
"It's impossible to make space travel economical" --> Elon builds SpaceX
"The rich don't pay their fair share" --> Elon will pay $11B in taxes this year
Is there anything
@elonmusk
can't do?
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Everyone talking about their stocks today
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Jeff Bezos is retiring at the old age of 57! Did you know that you could retire much earlier by making your coffee at home and investing in a low cost S&P 500 index fund?
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Jeff Bezos bought the Washington Post
Elon Musk is buying Twitter
I am buying samosas
We are not the same
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Dating app hack: post your photos upside down on tinder so when girls turn it the other way and swipe left they actually swipe right
Work smarter not harder
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Elon Musk should buy Facebook to find out whether Zuck is a lizard once and for all
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At least my 1% savings account interest rate is outperforming the stock market
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Can’t keep Gujaratis away from a discount
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Due to inflation my wife's boyfriend is now her husband
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Indian people already invented this it’s called an arranged marriage
BUMBLE FOUNDER: THE FUTURE OF DATING IS AI
"If you want to get really out there, there is a world where your dating concierge could go and date for you with another dating concierge.
Then you don't have to talk to 600 people. It would scan all of San Francisco for you and say…
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Imagine taking investment advice from Robert Kiyosaki
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"Yes that's right, limit order, 3,000 shares of Lockheed"
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J.P. Morgan has upgraded Dr. Parik Patel to 'Overweight' after his Christmas Dinner
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Airbnb and Uber are the antithesis of technology
An inferior product that now costs more than legacy equivalents
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You can't spell crypto without cry
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Elon Musk at Twitter’s next board meeting after buying 9.2% of the company
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Lord give me the confidence of this dude using my DMs to record his grocery shopping list
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Elon woke up today and chose violence
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Venture Capital started out to solve the world’s hardest problems and then collectively decided that the world’s hardest problem was 15 minute grocery delivery
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The male equivalent of a girl stealing a guy’s hoodie is when we use her expensive shampoos to wash our balls
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Ariana Grande is now dating Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq., TMZ reports
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You know it’s bad when the Taliban tells you to stop fighting
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Elon Musk has made it so that instead of losing money 5 days this week I lost money 7 days this week
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Elon Musk to rename SpaceX to SpaceXXX after impregnating a top executive at the company
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Elon Musk walking into Twitter headquarters
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Ronaldo after realizing he’s gonna make €200million a year playing for Saudi
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The best way to become a billionaire isn't investing. It's creating a car company that doesn't sell any cars.
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Yeah sex is good but have you ever got your boat stuck in the Suez Canal and blocked 10% of the world’s trade?
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Reality: print(“Hello World!”)
LinkedIn:
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Crypto investors trying to time the market
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BREAKING: Robinhood to suspend trading of $HOOD to prevent stock price from falling any further
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Can’t spell crypto without cry
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“I told you the market was going to crash”
- James, a 65 year old value investor who has been in cash since 2011
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Jeff Bezos no longer the richest man in the world after leaving the world
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When the stock you own that crashed 10% yesterday is up 1.7% today
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Instead of raising interest rates Belarus has simply made inflation illegal
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