Paddy O'Furniture
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Boris is alleged to have got his Canadian Hairdresser pregnant.
We will know if this is true should a Canadian Hairdresser be appointed in a senior Foreign Office position on £100k
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Thoughts and prayers with Tommy Robinson who deposited a large amount of cash in Russian banks to try and keep it away from his bankruptcy creditors
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@archer_rs
I enjoyed not attending so much that I immediately booked more tickets for tonight
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Please take the time to read this article, sums up where the country currently is looking at it from outside.
Weirdly very few of the UK media have the guys to say this
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Just popped to my local corner shop in the East End, as he was paying the guy in front of me said
"I can't get used to going into a shop with a mask on and coming out with less money than. I went in with"
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Why does Lawrence Fox not use Grindr if he is looking for men
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@StevePogson1
@MrMMarsh
Long before the TT tax avoidance friend of mine worked in same bank Jason Orange used.He tried cross selling of the standard bank tax efficient investments. Jason told him he was happy with his current account with no interest as he had enough money & had no reason to avoid tax
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@Bull_Spotter
@dannylepelley
@sophielouisecc
The prices have already risen 10% so anyone who has not had a pay rise of 10% has in effect had a pay cut
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@LBC
@NickFerrariLBC
Call it a lucky guess but it fell out of her pocket, she got off the tube and someone immediately sat in the vacant seat. Her wallet was found by a passenger later on and returned to her.
And she thinks Londoners would vote for someone like this
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@NileGardiner
Citizens of a country whose politicians want to leave the ECHR are the people who need their country to be a member of the ECHR the most
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@McDonaldsUK
@GBNewsSpin
@damocrat
@FirehorseP
@crisis_uk
@Shelter
Weird none of your team asked them why they had gone into the kitchen to fill that mop bucket up. As soon as they told them what they were doing the duty manager should have stopped them.
This won't be the first time they have done this, just the first tike someone had filmed it
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Fook me...
Donated it to Dan Wootton's crowd funder for legal fees to silence the media reporting the allegations against Dan
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@sistinechaebol
As a UK delivery driver, if I received a message like that or a threat of violence. The address would get black listed and all of their parcels would be returned
I'm not amazon
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@PastorAlexLove
Adam and Eve were the first Apple customers to breach Apple's Terms and Conditions
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@dave_democracy
@bigTone69
You were spoilt, my mum bought the dented cans of tinned peaches with no labels
Sometimes she miss judged the viscosity when shaking the can and we ended up with canned tomatoes
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@SadieDempsey1
@Talisman48
It's pretty pointless doing that, Muslims aren't scared of pork they just don't eat it. The Halal meat and the pork are sealed so they just move it out of the way
Sorry if I destroyed your illusion that pork is like kryptonite to a Muslim
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@sophielouisecc
And people say Sophie and Darren Grimes are paid to tweet.
I don't know where anyone would get that idea from
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James Cleverly is always a pointless guest on Question Time. He never actually answers a question and it's made worse by Fiona Bruce allowing him to flannel
I amazed he manages to keep a sincere look on his face & does not smirk after Fiona let's him get away with not answering
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@Swank4America
Do you have a sister whose name is Sophie Tit?
A nation is really hoping you do
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@Councillorsuzie
Susan Hall...
Tough on lost property and tough on the causes of lost property
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@ShovelOf
@StevieRae1666
@Otto_English
@Himself132
@MartinF77174076
So in a nutshell the ULEZ charge that is designed to put people off driving into London who drive polluting cars is having the effect it is intended to. You're turning down work in London and the work goes to someone who drives a less polluting vehicle
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@BryanDMcNally
@HenkWeijers
There aren't any no go zones, they are a myth only gullible Americans believe
If you tell me where your imaginary family told you is an imaginary no go zone in London I'll go there and buy a beer to show you are making it up
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@jezlash
@jdpoc
@suefew
@WestHertsNHS
@nhs_susan
I can't imagine there would be many NHS staff who would have NHS in their twitter name.
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Great news Londoners. Khan has won and as a result Laurence Fox, Dan Wootton and Martin Branning are leaving.
What a great day
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@DavidAtkins
They're clapping the armed forces not the King.
If they wanted to clap the King they would over to Buckingham Palace and clap outside
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@darrengrimes_
I'm old enough to remember you telling Marcus Rashford to stick to playing football and not getting involved in politics
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It can't be long before the Brexit Party announce Keith ArseWank as their new leader
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@avarakai
@Doddford
@db_is_db
@Debbie_abrahams
There are not any no go zones in London, feel free to amuse me and tell me where these imaginary no go zones are in my city are and I will go and have a beer there
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"Hello do you have a book about arming school teachers"
"You do, wonderful"
"And my name yes it's Keith Arsewank"
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@Swank4America
Using the R in your middle name makes it sound rude in the UK. I assume the R is for Richard in which case I would recommend you go with Keith Dick Swank which would not sound at all rude in the UK and people would stop laughing at your name
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@Nanaakua1
I wonder what you and Dan would have said if Schofield had crowd funded to pay legal fees to silence the media reporting the allegations against him
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@darrengrimes_
I remember growing up in the 70s and 80s when there was a genuine threat of nuclear war looking over us.
It was a time of rampant racism and Homophobia you would have liked it.
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@AndyPlumb4
Impressive to see they have moved Parliament by about 800m to be nearer Buckingham Palace
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@vicderbyshire
@realityrose
@BBCNews
@SkyNews
@GBNEWS
@BBCNewsnight
@bbcquestiontime
To be fair GB News breakfast show figures would be higher but majority of their potential audience are queuing up outside Wetherspoons for first orders when breakfast tv is on
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@felicit75099581
Are poor people not allowed a view on the government and to eat in McDonald's?
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@UP19755
Drinking, smoking, taking drugs and harassing the locals and having it all paid for by someone else
You've just described Tommy Robinson
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@GBNEWS
@danwootton
Dan seems completely aware that he and Martin Branning are both economic migrants
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@avarakai
@Doddford
@db_is_db
@Debbie_abrahams
I live in the real world.
Are you able to name these no go zones you claim exist in my city? I will go and have a beer in them if you could tell us where they are
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@davidusroberts
@jofus02
@PrisonPlanet
Horses are often born in barns, they can be white, grey, brown or black in colour along with infinite combinations of those colours
What point are you trying to make?
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@GBNEWS
This poll will be rigged, Dan Wootton will vote under his own name, Martin Branning and Marie Joseph
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@sophielouisecc
Surely you should do what you normally do, send a WhatsApp message to Tufton Street and ask them what your opinion on this should be
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@HarrowWestCA
@Councillorsuzie
@HAConservatives
@RaynersLane_HW
@CityHallTories
@wjackson_HWCA
Keep up the good work, there must be lots of people in Harrow West who are the victims of losing their oyster card on the Tube.
Remember Susan's rallying call..
Tough on lost property and tough on the causes of lost property
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@castlvillageman
If only the French Government had the sense to donate to the Tory party they would be receiving billions
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@sophielouisecc
Don't forget 10am tweet something about nurse's pay
And lunchtime we need a tweet about homeless veterans and asylum seekers in hotels
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@sean_brignull
@SadiqKhan
@RamadanTent
@OpenIftar
@debs_wb
Sorry to break it to you but this is May Day Bank Holiday. Easter was two weeks ago
Khan wished us happy Easter back in Easter
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@BylineTimes
@danevanswrites
@TomLatchem
There will surely be a time when Prince Harry comes forward with a load of messages he received from Martin Branning
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@GBNEWS
Has the governor distanced himself from Harry after Martin Branning threatened to send a video of him to his mother?
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@Flipbit29
@AntacsB
@sophielouisecc
The murder rate over took NYC for a six week period that coincided with unusually high snow fall in NYC keeping them stuck inside and unable to kill each other. Normal service soon resumed and it went back to being double London's murders (Currently 3x higher than London)
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@McDonaldsUK
@GBNewsSpin
@damocrat
@FirehorseP
@crisis_uk
@Shelter
I'd you guys paid your taxes properly we could eliminate homelessness
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@johnsheppard71
@metpoliceuk
@MayorofLondon
You have to live in London and be eligible to vote in London elections
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@houndtang
All the drivers beeping their horns at me as I drive around London are telling me they think I'm a great driver.
I always knew I was
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@LozzaFox
We told you that you are a terrible actor who only got work due to your family connections. You did not believe us
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@Edlon69
@Nigel_Farage
Have you ever been to a Chinese all you can eat buffet restaurant and wondered who they put the chips out for. It's people like Nigel who hate anything foreign
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@_DrJohnSimpson_
Teach your children about being a Conservative. Set up a WhatsApp group with your wife. Hand her the contract to clean your bathroom for £100. She then gets one of the children to clean the bathroom very badly for £5 and then sacks them
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@BpsmithUk
@angelMsattya
@brokenbottleboy
To be fair to the Met if you had numerous rapists and domestic abusers among your staff you too would not want the women of London having rape alarms
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@James_Townsend9
To save anyone bothering to read this, he takes offence at NHS staff in NE saying they have increase in COVID patients. The crux of his thread is that there have been no recent covid deaths.
The TV report was not about deaths but increases in patients & staff preparing for more
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Wearing of masks is compulsory at our depot
Two of my colleagues now refusing to wear them as "Boris said it is the law they don't have to wear them".
Give it a couple of days for senior management to respond and they won't be allowed on site until they mask up
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@JamesMelville
You have retweeted libelous accusation, attended protest where the speakers called for lynching of NHS workers which took entire week to denounce & tweeting photo of Metallica Concert & claimed it was French protests
I would recommend you hire a decent communications consultant
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@greg_herriett
@LeeAndersonMP_
Quite a lot would be my guess
Katy Colthop: alumnus of the £20k a term St Peter's School in York, posing on instagram with Brigadier David Colthup CBE. A real salt of the earth type, clearly...
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@avarakai
@Doddford
@db_is_db
@Debbie_abrahams
There aren't any in London, feel free to tell me where you think they are and I will go and visit them for you
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Big up to the Jewish caller to Susan Hall on LBC slating her for calling London Londoninstan and insulting her Muslim neighboors
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@Ryanair
I bet he paid extra to select that seat
Did you play the fan fare when came on time?
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@LouisDegenhardt
I delivered there yesterday, took me ages.
Inspect address is correct and then check name is an employee then call them down to reception to receive
Physically impossible for delivery driver to get past reception as high security doors
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@DanKaszeta
My local swimming pool when I was a kid had a sign that said
"Welcome to our 'ool, notice it has no P in it, please keep it that way"
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Such BS, I'm in Whitechapel regularly and the vast majority speak English
Just tried to film in Whitechapel for over an hour and everyone we asked to interview said that they couldn’t speak English. How can you have a unified nation we can’t even speak the same language? This is the future of Britain.
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@sophielouisecc
They don't trump anyone's rights, they just want to be treated equally.
Difficult concept for a working class Tory to understand
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@jasonoberer
@somersetchris
@PennyRed
My only agenda is correctinqg people who make up bull shit about my country and home town
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@sophielouisecc
@SadiqKhan
Technically the City of London where this happened is not under Khan's control. It is autonomous and has it's own police force
As a journalist you should know this
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@JacquesHughesUK
The reality being for anyone who bothers to read the story...
The shop is in a conservation area and planning permission is needed as they want to keep the area looking as it did in the 19th century
A mural whether it had a flag or not would not be allowed
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@toadmeister
@danwootton
Imagine what Toby and Dan would have said if Schofield had crowd funded to sue media outlets reporting on the allegations against him
Hypocritical grifters
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@GBNEWS
Why are you pretending he has to drop the imaginary woman off to avoid her being charged when his cab is exempt from ULEZ?
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The NHS march right now, it's huge
It had inconvenienced my deliveries today
I stand with NHS
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@Jenny_1884
They thought against a dictator to preserve democracy. Today democracy spoke and the most popular candidate was elected by the people of a city you don't live in
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I love that this is trending in response to our beloved Borid
Charlie Uniform November Tango
Charlie Uniform November Tango
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@RomfordCA
@RomfordRecorder
@AndrewRosindell
@OfRosindell
@HaveringDaily
@HavConservative
A surgeon that can't afford £3k for a compliant car. Best you get onto Tory HQ and tell them to give the doctors that pay rise they have been asking for
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