Nick Wisthoff🇺🇸
@NickWisthoff
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Author, husband, and father of two wonderful children. (Don’t let my appearance fool you, I won’t send weird stuff to your DMs)
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The Witch of Elkhart is now available on Audible and iTunes!
Enjoy the story of a family’s battle against a murderous witch that lives through time by possessing their bodies!
#witch
#audiobook
#horror
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Just got back from a vacation at Universal Studios and Cocoa Beach. I feel like I need a vacation to recharge from my vacation 😆
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Life rule
#42
: If you are in a hurry, you will be stuck behind the slowest driver on the road. It’s physics. Don’t try to fight it, nor question it. Just accept it.
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Turned 40! Still waiting for the wisdom to come. Must happen at 50 😆
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20 yr old me: Goes to school all day, works all evening, and parties all night with no negative consequences.
40 yr old me: Sneezes too hard and herniates a disk in my back.
What’s your I’m getting old story?
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Just saw the trailer for Violent Night and this movie looks fun! 😆 A Die Hard version of Santa Claus...I’m in❗️
#ViolentNight
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If you enjoyed The Witch of Elkhart check out The Haunted House Marathon, which is available on Amazon!
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Paperback and Ebook available on Amazon.
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Took the wife and kids to see the
#ViolentNightMovie
and we loved it! A wholesome Santa Claus movie with gory violence. A true Christmas present! 🎁 🎄
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I noticed I get a lot of DMs from life coaches and sex workers. Either this happens to everyone else, or I need to photoshop my profile pic to look less desperate 😂
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I should have been more engaged with my Twitter account from the beginning. The
#WritingCommunity
is incredibly strong on this platform-more so than I’ve seen on IG or FB. Thank you to all
#authors
Everyone has been amazingly supportive!
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Aside from coffee☕️, I haven’t consistently eaten breakfast in a few years now. I’ve heard breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I operate better without it (less sluggish). Anyone else do something similar?
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As I get older I realize the most valuable resource, which I’ll never get back, is TIME, and yet...here I am on Twitter.
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@420BluntKing69
@KenidraRWoods_
Anecdotal claims are the lowest form of evidence. Outlier variables exist in every scenario, but it does not mean they are the norm. Outside of prison, women are more likely to be victims of sexual harassment. To fix problems we must acknowledge they exist.
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My wife started composting. I must admit...there’s something oddly satisfying about tossing scraps into pile, letting them decay, and reusing the matter for our plants. 🌱Maybe I’m a little off though.🤷♂️
#amwriting
#amquerying
#authorslife
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@melodywingfield
@Thor_2000
No singular moment. Always enjoyed telling stories and gradually found writing as an avenue to express that creativity.
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Received a request for a full manuscript from a literary agent today.
#writingcommmunity
any tips to help me succeed?
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Have you ever scrapped an entire manuscript half way through it? Thinking of taking a new direction.
#WritingCommunity
#writerslife
#writers
#amwriting
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My kid’s school was placed on lockdown today due to a raccoon sighting in the area, and in the past year the school has been on lockdown for deer, coyotes, and a fox. Either the wildlife around here is attracted by the school’s trash, or they must really value their education!
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@SoonIsTheTime
I agree. While the internet can be toxic at times, I’ve found it more often than not a great place to network with wonderful people. The
#WritingCommunity
is very strong on Twitter and I’m glad to be a part of it!
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Just in time for Halloween! Check out my new novel, The Haunted House Marathon. Now available in paperback and ebook on Amazon and Kindle.
One night, five haunted locations, and only one winner can remain!
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@PapaT83583827
Haha! Natural Light was my beer of choice for most of my twenties. Solid go-to 👍
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@alanwalshwriter
I’m by no means a large Twitter account, but I’ll definitely retweet! 👊
#WritingCommunity
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@nixwaxeslyrical
I have no clue, but if you figure it out let me know🙂 Here’s my username: nickwisthoff
I’ll follow you back if you’re able to find me.👍
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@Chijindum21
Fiction, but sometimes seeing the craziness in the world I wonder if it’s more of a true story 😆
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I’ve been writing in the first person for my latest manuscript and I find myself telling rather than showing more than usual. Does anyone else have this problem with first person narrative?
#WritingCommunity
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@DevinVandriel
IG is definitely photo based. Most authors I’ve encountered on this platform showcase a bit of their personal side with light advertising. It just boils down to personal preference. I’ve just recently become engaged with my Twitter account and already, I enjoy it more than IG.
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@MJCassell
I feel the FBI screens internet search history and classifies people into two groups...potential threats and writers😂
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@LCCoole
Cake, booze, and secure trap to cage them. Stay away from snares as they can be lethal 😆
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My wife cooked an entire Thanksgiving meal tonight because-why not? It’s a Tuesday. Let’s celebrate!
#tuesdayvibe
#dinner
#mywife
#mywifelovesme
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@420BluntKing69
@KenidraRWoods_
You’ve engaged in an ad hominem attack and failed to address any of my above points. It is unfortunate people get taken advantage, but instead of appealing to futility, those problems should be identified and addressed as well.
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@curleyhammcozy
I’m really not a cat person, but that is a sharp-looking feline. Very cool eyes!
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Was Luke Skywalker’s quote, “talent without training is nothing” a direct jab at Rey Palpatine-Skywalker and the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy (Episodes 7, 8, & 9)? via
@NickWisthoff
#StarWars
#LukeSkywalker
#TheMandolorian
#jedi
#Rey
#Grogu
#Sith
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****Spoiler Alert****For anyone who hasn’t seen Avengers: Endgame
I just watched this movie for the second time and I must admit...I’m going to miss Robert Downey Jr’s version of Ironman. So sad.
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@Chrissy_Clarke
OMG!!! You have me beat! I thought the knife and fork meal was bad enough, but masturbating in rush hour!!!!😱
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Just in time for Halloween! Check out my new novel, The Witch of Elkhart! Now available in paperback and ebook on Amazon and Kindle.
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Happy Halloween, Twitter community! 🧟♂️ 🎃 👻 I’m excited for candy, booze, and terrible scary movies!
#lifegoals
What is everyone else doing?
#halloween
#Halloween2020
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Should I be concerned that my children’s teachers both speak to me as if I’m one of the elementary school kids? 😳
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@melodywingfield
I would say Gattaca. It’s quite sci-fi, but has a solid arc and an interesting message.
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@CBethAnderson
That’s awesome! I’ve had an espresso coffee maker for years and I’ve yet to master latte art. Great job! 👍👊☕️
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@Sarahmarissa338
Stay strong and keep your mind right. Hopefully I don’t sound too cliche’ by saying this, but failure is part of the journey to truly inspiring things. Good luck on the next submission!
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@OConnorColette
👍No worries. Even if it was personal, I’m not overly sensitive nor do I shy from a lighthearted jest😄 I think being serious all the time is no way to go through life. I love to joke and laugh!
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@MAFultonAuthor
It’s all good. I sometimes watch my kid’s shows...well after they’ve left the room.
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While driving home, I notice another motorist eating a full bowl of spaghetti while juggling the steering wheel. I once heard a comic make a joke about this, but I didn’t think it was actually a thing.
What are some strange things you’ve seen other drivers do?
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@FStuvek
@wordrefiner
Indeed. I’m excited to see the new phases of Marvel and to a lesser extent, DC (no offense to anyone, but I’ve never been a DC Comics fan).
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Checking the new fruit trees with my Rhodesian buddy. Hopefully they take hold before fall.
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@BlueArmyFaction
Out of curiosity, do you ever find yourself overeating during your window? I think if I put restrictions on myself I would overindulged.
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