La Pioche Profile Banner
La Pioche Profile
La Pioche

@LaloSalamancer

Followers
75
Following
75
Media
3,122
Statuses
27,007

mentally ill

Barcelona, Spain
Joined March 2020
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
1 year
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Tweet media one
14
207
2K
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
Me analysing every little detail in the trailer: #SpiderManNoWayHome
Tweet media one
3
356
2K
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
the Hasan Ali that showed up today:
Tweet media one
7
24
297
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
Tweet media one
1
17
249
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
10 months
@Muqaatill your arabic:
Tweet media one
3
12
234
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
2 years
0
30
192
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
Saka and Pepe on the wings
Tweet media one
6
20
238
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
1 year
the arabic:
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
@ayoluks
-
1 year
Nah let me stay in this city for 6 months and ill come back speaking fluent Arabic. Already started using 2 2 words and they think I’m a native speaker 😭 fake it till you make it !
1
1
25
5
7
100
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
2 years
cap was struggling with that metal arm for 2 movies and spidey caught it like it’s nothing
0
23
101
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
Tweet media one
@_libsxo
Laiba
3 years
Guys what’s the most down bad you’ve ever been
10
1
47
2
6
82
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
Hazard tears an ACL trying this
@Hmz290
-
3 years
SALAH WOW WOW WOW JUST WOW
84
3K
11K
2
3
82
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
2 years
people are live tweeting televised traffic una
0
8
86
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
2 years
same guy
Tweet media one
@Farda_Alphonso
Dios Mio 🇸🇴
2 years
Tweet media one
26
48
237
2
2
53
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
2 years
@ayoluks bro u do know that ads are targeted
0
11
65
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
Evil usmanifc be like: This is my LEAST favourite Jose Mourinho moment of all time 😂
4
3
73
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
Me refreshing twitter every 5 seconds for updates on the trailer: #SpiderManNoWayHome
2
19
68
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
2 years
@ayoluks “Fam who’s using my name 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 OWN UP”
Tweet media one
2
9
40
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
Tweet media one
2
5
56
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
2 years
women deserve the utmost respect and all love, they are the most beautiful creatures in the world and should be protected at all costs
2
8
51
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
luke shaw will explode under rangnick
0
2
51
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
Poch trying to recreate Ole’s success #olegunnarsolskjaer #PochOUT
Tweet media one
4
5
51
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
?
Tweet media one
0
7
37
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
2 years
SubhanAllah, there is still khayr within the youth, look how excited they are for Asr!
@UsmanIfc
🗼
2 years
SALAH!!!
0
0
14
0
4
48
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
1 year
Tweet media one
0
6
39
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
2 years
Tweet media one
1
3
35
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
1 year
Tweet media one
1
5
37
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
2 years
the 5 stages of grief featuring @reformuddu21
Tweet media one
2
7
40
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
1 year
he’s done it guys, he’s refuted a whole madhab, how will hanafis live on now
3
0
34
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
2 years
bro was thinking:
Tweet media one
1
6
24
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
1 year
i might be racist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, islamophobic, fatphobic and antisemitic, but i will NEVER be a misogynist, that is crossing the line.
0
7
36
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
2 years
@ayoluks yes that’s what 2-0 means
1
2
29
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
2 years
you on the pitch when it mattered:
@MarcusRashford
Marcus Rashford
2 years
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
3K
3K
43K
0
1
37
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
someone said Grealish is playing mcm instead of cm 😭😭😭
1
5
36
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
11 months
@Muqaatill your arabic:
Tweet media one
2
7
36
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
1 year
think id rather stick to the sunnah mate
@blacksugarbox_
TheBlackSugarBox
1 year
No date? No problem, break your fast with our mouthwatering brownie bites this Ramadan🤤 It really is love at first bite!
0
3
10
1
3
36
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
Pep Guardiola ripping the #10 off Grealish for Messi
1
2
36
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
2 years
Tweet media one
1
4
32
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
2 years
Ancelotti saying “Go out there and score a goal” vs Ole saying “Go out there and score a goal”
Tweet media one
@InfiniteMadrid
Infinite Madrid
2 years
🎙️ @RodrygoGoes : "Ancelotti asked me to go out there and score a goal." #UCL
Tweet media one
6
122
1K
0
0
26
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
1 year
Wout Weghorst vs Barcelona- Head game strong?
Tweet media one
3
5
32
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
Salah hattrick, mane 2 assists and a pogba own goal needed next week, islam will always defeat evil
1
3
34
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
when praying 5x a day changes ur life
@reformuddu21
m🇵🇸
3 years
Salah makes me so happy man
1
0
4
0
4
28
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
2 years
Van Dijk vs Real Madrid- Best CB of all time?
0
11
26
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
Ziyech rn:
1
1
32
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
Well, guess you could say that Man United didn't get to enjoy that equaliser 4-2 long 🤣🤣🤣
0
0
30
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
Aubameyang first half highlights - Redemption szn? 🥶❄️🔥 #MCIARS
0
8
28
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
Subhanallah, look how excited the youth of today are excited for maghrib, there is still kheyr left in this ummah ❤️
2
0
26
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
2 years
Tweet media one
@mohsin__s1
mohsin
2 years
Took this today
Tweet media one
5
15
112
1
4
23
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
2 years
Tweet media one
0
3
24
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
2 years
didn’t you get ur range rover stolen
5
1
29
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
the guy in question
0
1
28
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
2 years
don’t let villareal scoring distract you from the fact that De Gea has 0.14 crosses claimed per 90
1
5
29
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
2 years
bro just discovered burgers
Tweet media one
0
2
21
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
2 years
Ronaldo sur Luke Shaw: “Luke Shaw, il a un beau gros cul que j'aime quand il secoue le cul.” #MUFC
Tweet media one
0
2
29
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
2 years
this brudda is on an arabic space
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
0
4
20
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
when twitter was down, i ordered uber eats and @UsmanIfc showed up with the delivery ???
2
0
25
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
Snapchat is down but I was never down when it came to you. You lit up my world, tell your lil bro i said wassup #snapchatdown
Tweet media one
0
1
24
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
he’s too cute, we should’ve kept him on the side as a puppy
@_mainooo
j⚕️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
3 years
no need to make me cry ole
2
0
27
2
0
26
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
2 years
Tweet media one
0
0
18
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
2 years
@ayoluks looks like sihr
2
0
21
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
1 year
@hc22__ bro is the cock connoisseur
0
5
25
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
1 year
Tweet media one
@BySumayah
Sumayah Abaya
1 year
Get this tweet to 1000 retweets and we will give flights to Dubai away 👀
1
4
3
0
3
27
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
2 years
Mo Salah, cover that awrah of your immediately ❤️
0
3
25
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
@HajirFT
Hajir🇸🇪
3 years
@SeanDOlfc Yes and he deserves every single one of them
5
1
206
1
0
25
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
1 year
3 of the best, he’s made them pay!
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
1
4
23
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
2 years
mushriks be having 7 baby mamas and struggling to pay child support for each one of them but come at muslims for having a happy marriage from marrying early
0
0
16
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
Tweet media one
1
4
19
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
11 months
tears no ones liking his bricks 😭😭😭
Tweet media one
2
3
25
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
she said she’s a midwife. but she’s not mid. she is excellent in every way. she’s an excellentwife
0
2
21
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
2 years
you buy weed from the dark web and it comes in a curry packet
0
0
21
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
women don’t really care about height, Raf is 6’3 and he still gets 0 girls
1
3
16
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
1 year
Tweet media one
0
10
22
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
Tweet media one
1
1
21
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
1 year
mfs get married and it’s “me and my wife” tweets everyday, ok man.
1
3
20
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
1 year
marj in larj and darj in larj
1
4
21
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
Colby Covington fight tactics #UFC268
0
3
23
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
1 year
2
0
20
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
2 years
Mubarak came all the way from CANADA just to see Small Heath 😭😭😭😭😭😭
1
0
20
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
1 year
he’s right, the rock is a double threat with his acting and rapping tbf, and by double threat i mean a threat to my eyes and ears simultaneously.
@screentime
ScreenTime
1 year
Rian Johnson says Dave Bautista is the greatest wrester-turned-actor ever (via @TheAtlantic | #GlassOnion )
Tweet media one
3K
4K
76K
1
6
22
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
the deliveroo guy when he got kicked before he gave the code #singyourdialect
0
2
22
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
“lived it, loved it, farewell to the beautiful game”
Tweet media one
@MoSanks
Food Heffner
3 years
What y'all gonna tweet on your wedding day?
283
214
1K
0
7
23
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
when u find out lukman was 1 of the 30 men
2
5
15
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
Tweet media one
0
3
24
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
2 years
@maaaaangooo believe it or not im currently enjoying the weather and hating simultaneously, this is the life fr
0
0
12
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
2 years
dkay salafi? don’t joke with that one!
0
2
17
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
1 year
no it’s the place to pray
3
1
21
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
Tweet media one
1
0
21
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
the mushriks listening to that verse that says they’ll be in hell forever
Tweet media one
0
1
15
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
2 years
the top 2 mcu movies are nwh and infinity war, the rest is up for debate
1
4
17
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
11 months
spent my morning building a lambo
Tweet media one
6
0
18
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
2 years
tears muddu QTed this with “when” thinking they were husband and wife 😭😭😭😭😭
@IlmFeed
ilmfeed
2 years
Correction. Yesterday we posted this photo saying that it was her husband based on the photographer's caption. She has reached out to @Alhamdhulillaah saying that it was in fact her brother.
Tweet media one
53
845
6K
1
4
18
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
Snapchat users using Twitter now Snapchat is down #snapchatdown 👻
0
2
14
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
@tacldn do u know how hard i prayed that i win the giveaway at taraweeh today? i had tears running down my cheek, the imam had to check on me to see if im alright
1
2
16
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
2 years
@4bubxkr weren’t this u tho bro?
Tweet media one
2
2
10
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
3 years
How Declan Rice felt after saying Rice instead of Ice #singyourdialect
0
3
18
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
2 years
relax bro 😭 RT: @s44dcba “What about outside ur species? ribbit 🐸”
1
1
14
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
2 years
Frenkie De Jong to Man Utd, here we go! Full agreement in place between Man Utd and Barcelona for £75m including add ons. 🚨🔴 #MUFC Personal terms already agreed, no way for Chelsea. Frenkie De Jong will become Man Utd new signing, done. [ @FabrizioRomano ]
5
2
19
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
10 months
village life
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
3
6
18
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
2 years
Tweet media one
0
1
20
@LaloSalamancer
La Pioche
1 year
man like mochainz
Tweet media one
0
4
20