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The girl that make clothes.

Chicago, IL
Joined July 2010
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
4 years
I heard Kim K charging $250+ for this set & I just made it for $25 out of a blanket I got from Walmart. You’re welcome 😭 Link to tutorial-
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
2 years
Y'all think my dog is going to like what I made for her?
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
2 years
Rewearing a bra is completely different from rewearing panties… so let’s not do that
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
4 years
I think I might of just did something..
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@Kheumani
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2 years
I’m so sick of going to the graphic tee section and seeing TLC, Tupac, Selena, Aaliyah, and Biggie. I mean wtf..
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
2 years
Men who track ur periods are literally a different breed.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
6 months
Maybe I’m weird but if the world is ending I’m not going to try to “survive”. Like literally what’s the point.
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6 months
Mark Zuckerberg is reportedly building a $100M Hawaii compound with a huge underground bunker
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
1 year
Facebook so weird, how she mad my sister finished nursing school??? My God in heaven LMAO
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
24 days
The worst place to gain weight in is your face cause how do you even get rid of it???????
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
1 year
My parents still show out for us and we all grown asl lol
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
4 months
The family tea you find out when you get older is insane.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
1 year
If your man pays for everything like dates, gifts, food, Ubers, flights, etc. you can pay for something from time to time. Like be realistic real quick.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
1 year
Maturing is realizing being drunk is not ittttttttt 😭
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
1 year
I hate when I accidentally buy the pads without the wings. I’d be better off free bleeding cause wtf.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
4 years
Someone is mad at you rn because you picked peace over drama. Let that sink in....
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
2 years
When you slip up and call him “girl” cause the convo too juicy. 😂
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
10 months
Calling somebody “girl” is definitely gender neutral.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
6 months
Never understood why some men are deadbeat dads, this literally looks so fun.
@Agojie_
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I don't know who had more fun, Dad or baby girl! Girl Dads being present for their babies will always make me happy to see. 😭 💕😍
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
2 years
She really ain’t say sorry for putting a hole in that man wall LMAO
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
2 years
Getting a Brazilian is such a crazy experience. I don’t even know this lady and she’s demanding I spread my cheeks.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
4 years
$100 monthly nail salon subscription and I can go UNLIMITED times ?????? Sign me tf up.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
11 months
Making Keith Lee famous is the only thing I feel this generation did right.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
4 years
ain’t missed a beat.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
21 days
Yea cause why would you do that? Tf.
@rahsh33m
Mesh🇧🇧
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Sis whole vibe was kilt
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
1 year
Can we stop making the high waisted jeans with 6 buttons on the front.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
2 years
How many time do you wear a bra before you wash it? If you say once…you’re a pick me.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
1 year
I literally stayed w/ my ex until I borderline hated him, and that’s when it’s the easiest to leave.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
3 years
Stop sparing people’s feelings. Nobody felt bad when it was you.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
1 year
Telling somebody “l’m sorry you feel that way” instead of apologizing EATS everytime.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
2 years
I think nonchalant men are corny but that’s just me.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
2 years
I miss Joann the Scamner.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
11 months
When does it become ok to unfollow people from high school?
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
2 years
Why the fake friends always the most fun.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
3 years
It’s dat season.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
2 years
When are people going to stop pretending McDonalds is nasty?
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
2 years
Would y’all stop talking to a dude if he got beat up in front of you??
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
1 year
Teeth can make or break a person.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
4 years
got these pants from the dollar store. I really be going crazy though 🥳.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
4 years
since i got ur attention.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
1 year
Affectionate men are the new vibe. The nonchalant shit for the birds.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
2 years
When I complain about men, I’m talking about randoms. But mine? Big fan.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
1 year
It’s super weird to talk about your friend business to your boyfriend, y’all tweaking lol
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
1 year
I remember I posted my friend for her bday and she slid up on it, instead of reposting (like she did w/everyone else’s). I deleted that shit so quick cause wtf 💀
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
4 years
straight like that.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
3 months
Unpopular opinion: stuff like this looks disgusting
@awkwardgoogle
Tips & Tricks
3 months
Looks delicious
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
5 years
don’t sleep on Walmart t-shirts 😭. this took me less than a min to do !
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
2 years
Them platform Uggs eat. Let’s argue.
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@Kheumani
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2 years
What happened to Monkey Pox?
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
2 years
Idk why I think it’s weird to refer to any of your siblings as a half brother/sister.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
2 years
i love me a simp, tell me how much you miss me bby.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
2 years
Love a man that pay attention to details.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
6 months
Did their biggest one.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
1 year
Y’all ever tell somebody something and instantly regret it? I cringeeeeee 😭
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
2 years
A women being submissive to a man is 100% based on the type of man you are. What’s not clicking?????
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
10 months
I would be so embarrassed to go around my parents pregnant knowing that’s confirmation that I’m actually doing very nasty things.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
3 years
I always see the potential.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
1 year
I can’t wait to “my husband” y’all to death.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
3 months
Why is crossing the street embarrassing asf 😂
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
1 year
I’m quick to “nvm” a mf 😭
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
1 year
He’ll keep tabs on you for the rest of your life when he realize how bad he tweaked on you.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
1 year
Pillow talking to your boyfriend about my business.
@khilanii
niggasbebrokeokayy
1 year
what’s y’all deal breaker in a friendship ? i really wanna know 😭😭
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
2 years
If I tell you something I’m excited about and you’re dry…. Expect nothing else from me
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
2 years
Is it me or do liquor go straight to your .. nvm
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
2 years
Staring at my lace while I’m talking to you is anti-black.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
1 year
So they just so happened to find the wreckage as soon as the oxygen “ran out” 🤔..
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
3 months
Why he look like a Tesla.
@gunsnrosesgirl3
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Distinctive appearance of an Alca torda bird
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
4 years
simple.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
6 months
The “step back out” would of had me dialing 991 lmao.
@doitmuvaaa
Elizabeth
6 months
It was the “ step back out “. I would’ve shitted on myself
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@Kheumani
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11 months
Cheating is not included in the “ups and downs” of a relationship.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
1 year
If I don’t have kids by 30, I’m not having none ✨
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
2 years
Tall men kinda basic now… I like mine 5’9 and under
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@Kheumani
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2 years
Why do men think it’s cute to tell you they love you in 2 days? 😭
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
2 years
When y’all have that debate on if men should pay all the bills, I’m quiet. B/c why would I ever go 50:50 w/ a mf when I could just live alone.
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@Kheumani
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1 year
I think it’s cute when a man’s love language is physical touch.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
1 year
Rewatching Power made me realize, i would of cheated on Tasha too.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
1 year
Some dude said “Who can do my girl hair before I slap the sh.t out one of these hairdressers man” LMAOOOO
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
1 year
Who tf started the lie that toothpaste gets rid of pimples??? I want them in prison.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
1 year
Have y’all big toe nails ever got so long they start hurting when you wear shoes 😭
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@Kheumani
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1 year
I’m about to take my everything shower, please pray for me.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
3 years
Coats are my new fav thing to make.
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@Kheumani
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1 year
Ok serious question, do y’all think the world is ending? It’s getting pretty weird.
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@Kheumani
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2 months
I think it’s safe to say alot of people use people as placeholders until they find what they really want. It’s obvious when you pay attention.
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1 year
“my boyfriend booked this trip for me idk nothing”
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
10 months
Love meeting up with my friends at a restaurant like it’s a episode of Love and Hip Hop.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
1 year
Save me not the baby.
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@Kheumani
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8 months
Unpopular opinion: sex is overhyped
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
24 days
Fun boyfriends are the best. Make you feel like you’re hanging with one of your bffs.
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@Kheumani
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6 months
I think De’arra is the perfect example of how to carry yourself after a man fumbled you.
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@Kheumani
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7 months
Sleeping in a bra is equivalent to sleeping in jeans.
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@Kheumani
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5 months
Women intuition is a mf. Trust how you feel, you ain’t crazy!
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@Kheumani
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1 year
Could you imagine, knowing you are running out of oxygen? I feel so bad for them.
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@Kheumani
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2 years
Big lips are so attractive.
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
4 years
Leggings from @Walmart 💋
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
17 days
Whoever let her go on stage like this is sick asf.
@dom_lucre
Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
17 days
This was Amy Winehouse’s last performance before her death. Hollywood should be exposed for what they did to her.
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@Kheumani
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1 year
I hate people who purposely miss the point. Like you know wtf I’m talking about…
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
10 months
Found the cutest pjs on Amazon 😭
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
2 years
But ay, what they doing down in Antarctica and why can’t we go?
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@Kheumani
Kheumani
1 year
If you know I got a smart mouth, why even start with me?
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