I have put much thought into whether it makes sense to play another season. After talking it over with my wife and many other friends and family, I have decided to return for another year. Thank you to all my supporters and detractors for fueling me, I ain’t fucking done yet!
BREAKING:
#Eagles
legendary center Jason Kelce is a finalist for the “SEXIEST MAN ALIVE” by
@people
magazine.
🔥
Other finalists include Timothée Chalamet, Jamie Foxx, and Usher.
Operation “Get Elijah His Mask Back” is underway! I appreciate everyone bringing this to my attention, and look forward to uniting Elijah with his mask once again. Your mask indeed brings great fortune, I owe you big time, sorry it was commandeered
In the episode today, we screwed up the punt return from the game that was muffed. Apologize for getting this wrong, couldn’t tell from the angle listed that it did in fact hit his teammates foot. I should have done more research before commenting. I apologize for the error
Do not let Travis’s beautiful face, your love for Taylor Swift, or how unbelievably cool George Kittle is, distract you from the fact that this holiday is bullshit!!
I know it looks like a graduation from the video, but this was actually at the end of a New Heights Live podcast that we put on to raise money for the University’s NIL. The university did this to poke fun at my brother and I for never really picking up our diplomas.
@JasonKelce
please question your brother for the graduation antics? Doing what you did at a playoff game in buffalo is one thing but doing that at the college where he got kicked off the team for acting like a jackass prob wasnt best idea
There is no such thing as a boneless wing, it’s nonsense. Show me these boneless winged chickens. It’s just clever marketing for people who are afraid to get there fingers dirty. Boneless chicken wings are just chicken meat balls fried and covered in sauce
@newheightshow
Crazy I can’t get a invite to join yall fantastic show! Is it because you guys are truly the Kings of NE Ohio and I claim to be? Be honest! 🥴😁😁😁. Seriously you guys are AWESOME!!
BREAKING: The NFL is replacing the Pro Bowl with weeklong skills competitions and a flag football game, the AP's
@robmaaddi
has learned.
The new event will replace the full-contact showcase started in 1951 and will be renamed "The Pro Bowl Games."
The Golden Goat has called it a career. Him now gone, Him legacy shall always remain. Congrats Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr. on dominating an entire era of football!
@TomBrady
When your 2 year old is expecting her usual toothbrush with a picture of starfish, but you accidentally give her the toothbrush with a submarine picture…
Chiefsaholic, I don’t know where you are, but my brother and I would love to have you on
@newheightshow
to tell your story. We will go wherever, and disclose nothing for the sake of journalism
No way!! I’ve been a huge fan for a long time Sean! Rudy was my Dad’s favorite sports movie and we watched it many times growing up, I was a walk on linebacker in college, and it meant even more during that. Nobody could possibly wear that outfit better than Doug himself!
i truly cannot believe i’m now a person who listens to a sports podcast in the morning before work like who am i…????
@tkelce
@JasonKelce
@newheightshow
The
#Eagles
were 37-of-41 (90.2%) on QB sneaks this season.
36-of-39 (92.3%) with Jalen Hurts.
Ridiculous the
#NFL
wants to outlaw the QB push because a specific team is really good at getting short-yardage conversions.
I’m sorry everyone, wasn’t trying to get people riled up, I really thought it was just known that in the 70s steroid use was rampant. I’m not trying to take away from Secretariat’s, or anyone from that eras legacy. You’re right, without proof it is unfair to assume these things
The entire album is Official out on all streaming and digital platforms! Merry Christmas, and happy holidays to everyone!! Let me know what you think, and which songs are your favorite!
They are wonderful animals, absolutely adore mine. Very loving and connected with their humans. Not for everyone though. If you travel a lot, have limited amount of space, keep food on the counter, and have nice furniture, they may not be for you.
@newheightshow
I lol’ed at
@JasonKelce
’s passionate disdain for dolphins. Sexual deviants?
THEN I LOOKED IT UP & OMG DOLPHINS ARE TERRIFYING
Violent, aggressive, “sexually coercive” in groups!!! All kinds of horrors.
I am stunned. Like I guess thanks for the info but I am shaken
Jason Kelce has announced on his podcast that he and Fletcher Cox will throw out the ceremonial first pitches at the Phillies game this Saturday ⚾️
(via
@newheightshow
)
If you want to hear what two jamokes sound like singing,
@tkelce
and I’s Christmas song was officially released today. Fairytale Of Phil... via
@YouTube
I hate the phillies. I hate the Eagles. I hate the 6ers. I hate the Flyers. I hate cheesesteaks. I hate Rocky. I hate Miles Teller. I hate the dodgers. I hate the liberty bell. I hate Allen Iverson. I hate cream cheese. I hate Jason Kelce. I hate….
I truly did not think the ring would go missing, still not sure how the New Heights team could have been so careless as to let this happen. I fully blame Jets Jake, he is the last person who saw it. I know from watching countless Law and Orders that means a whole lot.
Highly underrated celebration from Big Yeti aka
@tkelce
. Dunking on the goalposts is an automatic 15 yard penalty. The goalpost pump fake was brilliant. Just look at the official waiting to throw the flag.
As much as I love both of these names, to me there is one clear favorite, and I have endorsed this team the entire competition, and will continue to endorse the Pittsburgh Steelers as the greatest name in the NFL. Fandom aside, what it represents is just too good to deny.
@etnow
This is incorrect, and not what I was saying, I do not think it was stolen. Based on the video evidence we do have I think it was accidentally thrown in the trash while cleaning up.
@teresafbaby
Erroneous!!! I got nothing but love for Baltimore, its fans, and its players. Fuck Art Modell that is all. We’ve really stopped to these out of context tactics?
#FakeNews
TCU just lost the Big 12 Championship bc they had 3rd/4th & Goal from the 6 inch line and TWICE went backwards 5 yards to hand it off instead of sneaking. Can a professional please explain to me why this happens? Because it’s mystifying to literally everyone who watches football
T-Minus 1 hour till our Christmas special show premieres on YouTube!! I look forward to watching it with whoever tunes in, and hope everyone is having a wonderful Thanksgiving!! A PHILLY SPECIAL CHRISTMAS SPECIAL via
@YouTube
I’m gonna need to know more about Kim, and maybe hear some first hand stories about why she’s America’s favorite teacher before I give her a vote. You can’t bribe me with that mummers hat, although admittedly that’s a fantastic photo!
Hey
@JasonKelce
can you please take a moment to vote for a hometown hero? My sister-in-law Kim is an art teacher in Philadelphia & guess who was the inspiration for her photo?
Just going to put this out there, you know who else has enlarged hearts. People who take copious amounts of steroids. I’ll admit I don’t know whether Secretariat was on steroids or not, it’s impossible to know, because in 1973 when Secretariat won the triple crown there was not
I’ve seen enough, the outpouring of support, and highly photogenic nature of this woman, has me convinced she is truly America’s favorite teacher. Everyone please vote below, let’s help send Kim to Hawaii, she deserves this!
Chad Ochocinco says DeVonta Smith has been in the weight room bulking up this offseason, and is weighing around 190lbs right now: “I guarantee you when you see him this year, you gonna be like “G*d Damn boy, you been working! He’s about 190, I kid you not.”
(via
@NightcapShow_
)