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Ellie Goulding says the other day she saw an ambulance driving in the OPPOSITE direction of the hospital.
“No wonder so many people are dying,” she frowned
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BREAKING: Every adult member of the Dolmio family has now received two doses of the Pfizer Covid vaccine
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So disrespectful - England ‘star’ Raheem Sterling is pictured laughing and joking just hours after it was announced Morag from ‘Home & Away’ had died 😡
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Sir Rod Stewart says he’s been unsafely removing USB devices for more than 20 years and nothing bad’s happened
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Olivia Colman admits she felt a bit disappointed when she set up her new iPhone and it had carried all her old apps across.
“I was kind of looking forward to a fresh start,” she sighed
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BREAKING: Ed Sheeran jailed for 20 months for ‘Galway Girl’
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Jordan Henderson says he can’t believe he used to think shoplifters should be allowed to retain their hands!
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Jay-Z says he wants to buy Wilko but Beyonce isn’t convinced.
“She doesn’t think we can compete with B&M,” he told BBC Radio Cornwall
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Graeme Souness calls 999 after spotting a female eating a Yorkie
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Les Dennis UNFOLLOWS Barack Obama on Instagram, sparking rumours of a fall-out between the pair
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EXCLUSIVE: Liam Gallagher reveals he enjoyed short-term fling with Sofia Dolmio in 1998
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Ellie Goulding says she can’t believe it took 14 years to build the Sydney Opera House.
“It’s nice but it shouldn’t have taken that long,” she said
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‘Lorraine’ actress Lorraine Kelly says she remains unconvinced by the claim that each bottle of Original Source lemon shower gel contains 10 real lemons.
“Fucking prove it,” she growled
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EXCLUSIVE: Jada Pinkett Smith admits she IS due to play the lead in ‘G.I. Jane 2’.
“I was just annoyed the news got leaked!” she laughed
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Dido reveals she always aims for a 40/60 split when cutting a sandwich so that when she’s finished the first part she knows there’s more than half left to enjoy
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Jordan Henderson tells his gaffer Steven Gerrard he’s a bit nervous about going to watch his first public execution later this week but Gerrard says he’ll have a great time
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Olly Murs says he’s confident he’s finally cracked the code for the food collection screen at McDonald’s.
“I believe the short numbers are for in-store customers and the long numbers are for deliveries,” he told reporters
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Kate Winslet says she laughed when she spotted a tax disc on a car windscreen the other day.
“There’s been no legal obligation to display them since October 2014!” she chuckled
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Hundreds of fans of late ‘Friends’ actor Matthew Perry start to leave floral tributes outside his home at 15 Yemen Road, Yemen
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Kylie Minogue says she’s so tired today, she can’t even be arsed to spin around
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Shania Twain says Boris Johnson’s party apology did not impress her much
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New creative director at Cadbury admits he’s blagged his way through his first six months by just suggesting orange versions of everything.
“Orange Wispa next,” he laughed
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Game changer! Sir Tom Jones announces he has donated 10,000 sex bombs to the Ukrainian armed forces
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Joey Barton stations himself near the checkouts at his local Tesco to make sure no females are attempting to buy Yorkies
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Meghan Markle reveals she gifted Prince Charles a ‘Suits’ DVD boxset but when she and Harry visited three months later it was still in its cellophane wrapping
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ITV to screen new game show based on ‘Squid Game’ - except instead of being shot dead, losing players are sent to live in Derby
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Little Mix delight audience at Nottingham’s Motorpoint Arena with impromptu cover of ‘Autoglass Repair, Autoglass Replace’
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Emma Bunton admits she “wouldn’t know where to start” with trying to come up with a vaccine for Covid-19
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Stacey Solomon becomes first UK celebrity to have TWO Dolmio Days - Monday and Thursday 🍝
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Idris Elba says he keeps thinking it’s Saturday today
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Taylor Swift reveals she’s already starting to have a positive impact on new boyfriend Matty Healy.
“I’ve convinced him to stop spitting on homeless people,” she beamed
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Mariah Carey says she can’t believe Les Dennis is 67
“I thought he was about 61,” she said
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Lizzo sued by former dancer over claims the singer forced her to spend time in Birmingham during her UK tour.
“I’m still traumatised by it,” she said
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Amanda Holden says she’s unconcerned about being dubbed a “national embarrassment” following her appearance at the Eurovision Song Contest last night.
“C’est la vie - as the Dutch might say,” she told reporters
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Roy Keane says he has no problem with people drinking hot chocolate but all that business with the marshmallows on the top is an absolute nonsense
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Ellie Goulding expresses bewilderment over buses that drive along with ‘not in service’ signs.
“What are they driving around for then?” she said
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Lady Gaga says she’s planning to launch her own radio station later this year but can’t think of a name
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LadBaby delivers a cheque for £230 to The Trussell Trust after ‘Food Aid’ becomes his fifth consecutive UK Christmas number one.
“Where’s the rest of the cash?” asks Gordon Trussell.
“Various costs!” laughs LadBaby as he speeds off in his Land Rover
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Dua Lipa reveals her favourite roundabout exit is the first exit.
“Nice and easy,” she laughed
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Ellie Goulding says she can’t believe there are more than 800 missing people in the UK.
“Where the fuck are they all?” she said
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Ian Brown says no matter how hot it gets, he won’t be putting suncream on.
“That’s how they get you,” he said
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Club Tropicana scraps free drinks due to soaring costs
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Pete Davidson confirms he is dating Sofia Dolmio
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YouTube star Zoe ‘Zoella’ Sugg to fight former world heavyweight champion Lennox Lewis in eight-round exhibition bout on 23 July
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Greta Thunberg admits one of her favourite songs is Belinda Carlisle’s ‘Leave A Light On’.
“Obviously I don’t endorse the sentiment,” she laughed
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Holly Willoughby clarifies she doesn’t actually want to know if you are OK.
“Please stop messaging me,” she said
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Road rage star Ronnie Pickering joins line-up for Strictly Come Dancing 2023
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Rihanna says it looks like Monday 27 December is going to be a bit of a mixed bag when it comes to bin collections so her advice - as always - is to check what it says on your local council’s website
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Piers Morgan says if the next James Bond actor is transgender, he’ll actually kill himself
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BREAKING: North Korea fires intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM) at Jess Glynne
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Paul McCartney says he might have written loads of classic tracks but the one he’s most proud of is actually ‘Autoglass Repair Autoglass Replace’
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Emma Bunton says she definitely thinks Russia is up to something
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Louise Redknapp SCRAPS plans to switch her Dolmio Day from Wednesday to Thursday.
“Now isn’t the time,” she told reporters
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Jodie Comer says if anyone’s been wondering what the liquid in lateral flow tests tastes like, she tried it yesterday and it tastes a bit like Lilt
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‘Money Saving Expert’ Martin Lewis announces he’s given up.
“What’s the point - you save £8 on one thing and then something else goes up by £20,” he told reporters
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Roy Keane says people who need a special piece of equipment to throw a ball for their dog are “pathetic”
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Rochelle Humes reveals she recently persuaded Marvin to go vegan but he doesn’t really like any vegan food so he just eats crisps
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‘Dolmio Family vs Predator’ to hit cinemas on 23 September
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Rihanna says if you’re not sure whether your bins are being collected on bank holiday Monday, now’s the time to check on the local council website.
“Remember the section will be called something like Waste Services - not Bins,” she advised
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BREAKING: Former YouTube star Zoe ‘Zoella’ Sugg has latest bid for parole turned down.
The ex-influencer was jailed for manslaughter in March 2019
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Nadhim Zahawi tells shopkeeper he has 37p worth of penny chews in his bag - but the shopkeeper checks himself and finds there are actually £23m worth of sweets in there
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Les Dennis has re-followed Barack Obama on Instagram after unfollowing two weeks ago.
“The situation has been resolved,” a spokesperson said
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Rita Ora admits she’s slightly sad her relative wealth means she doesn’t have to worry about soaring costs like everyone else.
“I feel a bit left out!” she told BBC Radio Cornwall
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Michael Caine says the rapid rise of Warburtons over the past 20 years has been nothing short of phenomenal.
“They’ve made Hovis look like absolute cunts,” he chuckled
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Kanye West announces he’s almost finished creating a brand new font he believes could be “bigger than Times New Roman”
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Kylie Minogue says it fucks her off when cunts don’t move out of her way when she’s spinning around
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Davina McCall says the lady in the currency exchange booth shouldn’t ask if you’re off anywhere nice while she’s prepping your Euros.
“You could be travelling to identify a loved one’s remains,” she pointed out
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Rihanna says if it’s your bin day tomorrow, just go and put it out now as you definitely won’t feel like doing it at bedtime
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Margot Robbie admits she’s always been fascinated by patio doors.
“They’re a door - but also a big window!” she told reporters
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Former ‘Playdays’ star Why Bird to join GB News
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Rachel Stevens says if you’re in the kitchen waiting for the kettle to boil or some food to cook, why not treat yourself to a little biscuit from the cupboard or something
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Vernon Kay cancels all filming commitments for the next month to focus on getting Argos to reverse its decision to scrap paper catalogues.
“I’ll print them myself if I have to,” he told reporters
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Jesy Nelson says she can’t decide whether to join the Bloods or the Crips.
“I like them both!” she giggled
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Razorlight accuse The 1975 of stealing their idea of combining weak songs with a deeply unlikeable lead singer
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Tom Holland admits he isn’t ready for quadruple strength squash
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Beyoncé says Jay Z may be one of the world’s greatest rappers but he’s surprisingly hesitant at road junctions.
“He’ll often let three or four good opportunities go by before finally emerging,” she told BBC Radio Devon
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M&S insider reveals Percy Pig and Colin the Caterpillar despise each other and haven’t spoken since 2016
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Heather Small says she’s sick of people approaching her in the street to tell her what they have done today to make them feel proud.
“It’s just a song - I don’t actually give a shit,” she laughed
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Movie fans hit out at “excessive” product placement for Walls Viennetta in new Bond film ‘No Time To Die’
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Jake Humphrey reveals he recently beat his two children at Snakes & Ladders, but here’s the thing - he didn’t go up a single ladder!
“My success in the game was built on a world class work ethic and bloody-minded tenacity,” he told podcast listeners
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Mel B says she’s delighted so many A-Level students have been screwed over with their grades as she hates young people.
“Enjoy yourselves at the University of Luton,” she cackled
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Roy Keane says it irritates him at weddings when everyone’s asked if they know of any reason why the couple should not be allowed to marry and the groom turns round and does a jokey ‘shhh’ at the congregation.
“It’s not a comedy show,” he fumed
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Madonna cancels tonight’s show at the O2 Arena due to Caramac being discontinued by Nestle.
“I’m too upset to sing,” she told reporters
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ITV confirms contestants in the ‘Love Island’ villa have been made aware of the Gary Lineker situation
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Jessie J tells staff at her Surrey abattoir if they get Covid they’re fired.
“Nothing must stop us meeting our slaughter targets,” she said
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BREAKING: JLS announce their condoms will no longer be sold in Russia
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Roy Keane says if you’ve reached the age of 30 and you still don’t know how to bleed a radiator then frankly you should be ashamed
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Prince William says he doesn’t get all the players complaining about Aston Villa’s new kit - he bought one for Prince Andrew and it was fine
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Peter Andre blasted after turning up to DJ at Cardiff University’s Students’ Union and just putting on a Spotify playlist.
“It wasn’t even Premium,” complained one reveller. “There were adverts.”
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Rihanna says if you’re unsure whether your bins are being collected on Easter Monday, the best place to check is your local council’s website.
“The section might be called something poncey like ‘household waste and recycling’,” she advised
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Catherine Zeta Jones says it annoys her that apple trees can take up to 10 years to start bearing fruit.
“I’m not waiting a decade for an apple,” she snapped
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Sir Elton John says it annoys him how people go on about how large Jupiter is.
“Not much use if you can’t fucking live on it,” he said
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Richard Hammond says if the Northern Lights were pink over your house, that means you are gay
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Rihanna says if you’re unsure whether your bin collection’s happening tomorrow or not, your best bet is to check the local council website.
“Don’t just take your cue from neighbours - they might be idiots,” she warned
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BAFTAS 2023: Sofia and Carlo Dolmio cause a stir on the red carpet - their first public appearance since announcing their intention to step back from Dolmio Family duties
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BREAKING: Club Tropicana to reopen on 29 June but drinks will no longer be free
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Gary Barlow says a fun activity when you take the kids swimming is to get them to check every locker for forgotten pound deposits.
“Mine found £4 the other week,” he laughed. “I let them keep a quid and the rest went to the Gary Barlow Beer Fund!”
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Mary Berry says she hates it when other countries are snobby about the Oxford/AstraZeneca vaccine.
“Bake your own fucking vaccine then,” she fumed
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Friends of Olly Murs say he’s been using the word “draconian” A LOT since learning it last week - but not always in the right context
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BREAKING: Coleen Rooney confirms she has launched her own investigation into whether China tried to cover up the coronavirus outbreak
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Alison Hammond says she was aware 50 Cent got shot nine times but she had no idea the shooter was Davina McCall
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