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@fantasyinsanity
Forget the Mona Lisa, Da Vinci’s later life was spent in France because the King was willing to pay to support him - and had the budget, because he was the goddamned King...
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@byseanferrell
@elonmusk
It’s *almost* as if the whole system was designed by wealthy people in order to let them stay wealthy…
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@AmyJNobles
@Esqueer_
Even as someone whose cis friends struggled to produce enough milk for their babies, I can confirm there’s a lot of pressure and a lot of bullshit around gatekeeping who is “enough” of a woman or “enough” of a mother :/
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@MundieMan
@DealDewott
I love the way Maleficent retold the whole story through a new lens so we’d understand why people told the lie that was the original story, while Cruella’s message is basically “Actually it’s totally justified that this rich person wants to skin puppies”.
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@ElSandifer
@arthur_affect
I think that’s because Humanities is learning about the mistakes of the past to avoid them, while Big Important Jobs in things like Marketing and Politics are literally all about “How can we get people to make the same mistake over and over again for our benefit?”
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@Yolkswagon
@interesting_aIl
It also has a higher boiling point than pure water so it makes it hotter.
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@steviexmcfly
How many of these replies are just gonna be “It’s not Blastoise unless it comes from the Blastoise region of France. Otherwise it’s just a sparkling water cannon.” ?
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@notkungfukevfu
@softgothoutlaw
It’s probably in a lava pit somewhere.
No explanation is ever given.
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@barreirobust
@Zarisi
I don't even speak Spanish, but I *CAN* relate to "phrasal verbs de mierda" XD
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@CactusWii
@fantasyinsanity
Essentially, though probably without the sex.
And I think the official term was “patron” ^^
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@drmistercody
Also LITERALLY the whole point of his character.
I avoided him for years because "Captain America" sounded like patriotic trash. Then I find that in issue 1 he punches Hitler in the face and the rest of the run is basically just him doubting whether the US is any better.
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@GreenEyedGemz
@ProudOwlCrafts
@aquarterghost
The same way they deny basic science, masks, and vaccines :/
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@walkswdog
@JennyENicholson
The slavery is particularly jarring in that context, too. They can literally do any job historically handled by slaves just by waving a magic wand but they still view even this effort as beneath them.
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@haredottir
@VyriaDurav
Today on “Once Again Every Accusation Turns Out To Be A Confession…”
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@AlkiHistoriker
@abby4thepeople
And I’m not sure Amazon HR is really going to help itself by instead pushing people to say “Let’s meet up in the cotton field to talk about the White Man’s burden”…
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@MezzoM
@gracepetrie
You mean the hastily thrown together retcon that was never so much as hinted at until JKR was criticised for her limited representation?
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@AGreenScar
@incandesu
@anglosaxonchad
Pretty sure Idris Alba already made the perfect case for black Norse gods by being *Idris fucking Alba*.
You know what? Fuck it, I want TWO black Norse gods.
Gimme Keith David and let me die happy already.
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@KindaHagi
@arthur_affect
Oh it’s not even about Jesus really - it’s just the biggest commercial push of the year.
And if there’s one god that rules over the USA, it’s money...
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@socalledcharlie
@CaseyExplosion
This is so fucking funny it hurts...
And then I remember real people suffer because of their bullshit and it’s not funny any more :/
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@tuulikamppila
@ElysiumDynasty
Double twist : the hostess was trans all along and none of them noticed.
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@andersmcghurk
@bocxtop
Especially when you realise he could basically end world hunger with those taxes alone...
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@Alexand3rTheMeh
@WhenSmthCries
Got a slightly bigger list for you :
Kellogg’s ism’t the only player in town and they’re all constantly swapping their shares.
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@akela_lacy
@PinkRangerLB
@natashalennard
Pretty fucked up when identifying a murderer gets punished and committing actual murder doesn’t…
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@emializh
@CaseyExplosion
Plus a gentle reminder that there are more sexual assaults in bathrooms by Republican senators than there are by trans women.
Why is no one trying to make Republican senators illegal?
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@tromyam
@whateverwithjj
Pretty sure he’s being specific about this one because it was the Germans, but before the extermination they’re most famous for. If it can serve as a gateway for more people to view colonial violence the same way they view the holocaust I’d call that a win.
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@baddestmamajama
@aaronreynolds
My money's on "Satisfaction" as the racoon settles into its new hammock...
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@RespectfulMemes
“Capable writer but needs to read the instructions properly” is the most “C” thing I’ve ever read.
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@tribble111
@ElieNYC
I mean on the upside he *did* use all those linguistic devices correctly...
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@uNotJarrod
@HEROMANishere
@colalover872
Look, bitches love Sunmaid.
No further elaboration is required.
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@MonkeyMicah1
@sachiihappy
This is amazing. Especially the bacon cape. Like that’s attention to detail.
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@louceph
They had some really neat story beats, but what you'd think would be a major plot for a mainline series winds up just being a sidequest in Skyrim.
Like Potema the Wolf Queen.
I'd been reading about her since Morrowind. She's big, BAD news.
And I banished her in like 5 minutes.
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@Recon2442
@febitchuary
@KaySocLearn
Unsurprisingly those same people seem to have the same view about women…
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@LibGrl74
@panagis21
Oh I still think she’s a bit blunt, but I’m kinda horrified at the number of people on here who think she should be dating boys (at 8!) simply because they pay her attention.
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@RealRadHom
@CerberusXt
I love the implication that an Afrofuturist game made by a black man in memory of his father is somehow gonna have diversity “forced” on it by an associated company.
All that aside tho I saw this trailer a while ago so I’m already gonna buy TF outta this game.
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@thekafkadude
@KatyMontgomerie
This reminds me of Trump saying stuff was true cos it was on Fox News but Fox News was just broadcasting his tweets…
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@fozmeadows
@arthur_affect
And that some fish are closer in evolution to, say, a camel than to other fish…
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@earlobeKeloid
@PanasonicDX4500
@realjtk
The fact that this was an Onion article makes it age that much better - they didn't just see it coming, they saw how hard it was going to fail.
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@NateLestrange
@ThomasInvincib
@MundieMan
@DealDewott
Right, but if fashion alone is reason enough then there’s literally no reason to give her a childhood trauma related to Dalmatians.
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@gothspiderbitch
@JewelKnightJess
A billionaire misusing their power to push down opinions they don’t like?
Never…
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@ariellesydneyy
@silentbob2001
@prozacbaby00
And here I thought it was season 1 of American Horror Story...
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@theymerSophie
@CaseyExplosion
"People own their own work"
"Well, The People as a whole own their own work"
"Wellllll, The People as a whole don't really matter so long as the work is owned by someone other than the government"
"Welllllllllllll the people who own everything set themselves up in government"
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@Octalthorpe
@ask_aubry
Her and the vast majority of the people in her sector, while we’re at it.
Speaking of which, it’s pretty worryingly portentous that only one sector’s worth of black people survived the civil war, but after Floyd and BLM I could believe it…
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@andersmcghurk
@bocxtop
"Nah, I'd rather have even more money I could never conceivably use"
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@chilidog45
@GMSpectre1
@ElementalAmber
You just know he said that deadpan like he was ready to kill someone with it.
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@MechaniVal
@notCursedE
For them it's not about helping a cause, it's about hurting you. And to their mind there's no greater silver bullet argument than "proving" you're a man, such as showing a childhood photo.
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@DavidsumnerFilm
@Blackamazon
Sounds more like the problem is that they want to impose it on everyone else but do5 actually want to do it themselves.
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@searchliaison
@nickwritesit
@JasonKPargin
The absolute hilarity of this answer when we just got 3 pages telling us how that link is absolute bullshit…
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@ResisTyger
@JasonKander
@dj_ferdinand45
Here’s a similar one that’s been going around for a while :
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@plsalexandra
@BootlegGirl
He would’ve loved Facebook even more - every time he wrote a status update it’d put it in the third person
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@braedlaof
@PurpleColonelYT
@Crimsix
I’m 90% sure he was just trolling for reactions. More eyes means more clicks...
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@PinkRangerLB
Not only that, Herbert himself spells it out for people in interviews just in case they missed it.
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@scribblegurl
@MezzoM
@gracepetrie
Coming up next : Harry Potter and the Almost Exclusively Nerdy White Kids
“What are those minorities winging about this time: Ron’s poor AND a redhead”
- Author’s note
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@DUSKdev
@rickenslacker
I think it speaks volumes that the worst thing most people can think of that Valve did is shelve Half-Life 3 without admitting that they'd shelved Half-Life 3.
It's not the worst thing they've actually done, but they're still relatively low-key about most of their fuckups.
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@blifflesplick
@DrNerdLove
I grew up in a weird 80s-fuelled limbo where girls were people but the girl I wanted was a prize.
Shockingly, I never once got “the girl I wanted”, but I did form real relationships (including some romantic ones) with girls I treated like human beings.
Whodda thunk it…
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@studioheartbrk
I mean there *is* a naked person in there, but they're getting their torso split open so I don't think they're really in the mood...
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@KatyMontgomerie
@waywardwaverer
The words “abortion is a distraction” are deeply concerning…
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@MariaElenaAdams
@walkswdog
@JennyENicholson
This is really a story about people who genuinely believe they’re better than everyone else. And the only person who tries to make any change is what, an 11-year-old outsider?
He doesn’t even do anything about the elves after Dobby…
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@Scotty821
@heartist_the
@SouthpauzArt
That series had spme great thematic progression.
First movie : Who am I?
Second movie : Who was I?
Third movie : Who am I *going* to be?
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@BanahaSweet
@thecolacorp
@robrousseau
Be fun to watch the GOP completely ignore it until a Democrat gets voted in, at which point they’ll immediately start yelling about how it’s a sign from God…
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@Oneironautilus
@straterize
@impliedChoppy
I thought this was impossibly stupid til I saw some American lady say people should stop killing animals and go get their meat from a supermarket so no animals have to die…
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@DivineStrudel
@Bartzebest
It's pixelated, but it's so damned huge it doesn't really matter...
Like if you ever want a silver bullet for the "Japanese have small dongs" stereotype, I think you've found it...
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@Xinjinmeng
@bitterkarella
And that, dear friends, is how you get Claudius...
Caligula's Praetorian Guard turned out in fact to *not* be Caligula's Praetorian Guard...
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@Lucky_BunTTV
"You wanna see my scars?" is the most manly thing my ftm bestie has ever said to me.
That was when I knew he was adjusting well to his new life.
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@lesvanilla
@spinart7
@ClaireElKelly
@abby4thepeople
@meakoopa
When they’re literally banning the words “restroom”, “ethics” and “slave labor” I think the intent is pretty clear…
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@ponettplus
Oh wow, you can see the light leave their eyes and the souls leave their bodies just a bit more every time he finishes a sentence…
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@Mayonator3
@strcrxssed
It's funny because in French they call a retreat "a British advance" or similar. I can't find the exact expression right now.
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@Steppenwolf_AN
@unvarnishedvoid
Really? For me it was "If English was good enough for Jesus it's good enough for me" XD
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@softgothoutlaw
@b0tster
She’s got it wired to stim her every time she gets hit - that’s why the screen shakes.
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@HarxMLeth
- Hey we want some horror
- Just put human teeth on it
- Hey we want some children’s television
- Just put human teeth on it
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@PinkRangerLB
“You’re totally doing the thing I’m actually doing” is a time-honoured tradition of the GOP playbook.
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