Local hobby nerd, shares dumb animal stuff cause why not. Infiltrating hobbies since 1987
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No minors, I don't share NSFW but I follow some
Gw "we are a company we sell toys not lore"
Also gw "lets use ridicule a popular politicial and make him sound evil in our novels for no reason"
a small tip to any leaders in games workshop and other companies, FIRE YOUR WRITERS AND EMPLOYEES WHO KEEP ADDING GAS TO THE FIRE.
Reading some of the new lore in 40k has reaffirmed my open dislike of the Ecclesiarchy and everything they stand for in the universe.
I wish they would write more stories like how castlevania handles the corruption of faith
"Why do you like Slaves to Darkness?"
Look at this refrigerator of a person and tell me that isn't the most bad ass bro to ever cosplay for a Frank Frazetta painting.
What's a dumb but fun rule in 40k, past or present?
I remember when a Chaos rhino had a chance to eat one of its occupants. I didn't gain a buff or recover damage... it just straight up nommed a bro
Let me give my explanation for my question on status. The facts about status we need to explain:
Cool/high status:
- singer/musician in a band
- kayaking/rock climbing enthusiast
- painter/artist
Uncool/low status:
- plays Warhammer
- prepper with basement full of
Prides coming up.
The discourse is going to spike and people are going to be particularly crappy.
I dont know why this new wave of trashammer people have spring up nor do I care.
They'll wane as they always do and the hobby will be better for it.
We had a guy who would loudly read from the Uplifting Primer during games.
It's actaully pretty rude to the person you are playing against and the other people at the venue to do shit like this. Like play the game and pay attention
The last line of the post is... gross ngl.
The jerk part of my brain tells me the model is ruined.
The creative part of me is looking up melted metal cause its also created a small story about how the pistol is on the verge of exploding and all he needs is one. last. shot
"Oh my God why would you get that its stats suck"
Alright. Hear me out on this.
Church tank.
Its literally a church. But a tank.
That's metal as fuck bro.
Stats be damned I'm getting a church tank and calling it "holy mcfisto" and you cannot stop me.
@BookakeSlim
A planet declared the IDEA of a tyranid invasion heresy and actively killed and fought against the PDF because they said aliens being allowed this close to their planet wad heresy.
So while people we actively being killed by murder bugs the preists were like "nuh uh not real"
I agree.
And I have SoB I play as well and I still want FSMs because like... I just think it's neat.
Ya'll so dogmatic about DAH LORE it's just kinda sad.
This was shared in many groups and I wish I could find the artist so I can interrogate them on just FUCKING how you accomplished this.
Tell me your secrets tiny soviet power armor man.
Just popping in to share this real quick.
Pretty sure she doesn't want to hear opinion on anything.
Other than what type of bolt round is good against deamons.
Warhammer should have smut and romance in it.
If you don't want to enjoy it. Then don't partake in it.
Simple as.
Yall just a weirdo bunch of puritans I swear.
I WROTE WARHAMMER ROMANCE
And I'd die happy if some did smut of a lizard marine.
Die.
Happy.
"You must hate humanity cause you always bash the imperium!"
Bro its fuckin board game.
If giant space bugs from Neptune show up to kill us for real you'd see me fighting them just as hard as everyone else.
But for the game? I honestly... don't care that much beyond
Is it really that hot of a take to say it's perfectly fine to just play warhammer the game and NEVER engage with ANY of its lore?
Because people can, have, and still do to this day.
The lore of warhammer is _fine_ it's pulpy and fun to read but it's not required to play IMP
People sure are weird.
I say "warhammer should have romance and smut" and I get OH YOU JUST WANT TRASHY HARLEQUIN ROMANCE NOVELS.
Like bro. I didn't say that. Romance isn't just trash books. Stop being a pyshco.
You can have romantic themes and not be some trashy book.
A game actively making fun of American politics in their extreme, aggressive military expansion and pointless resource wars is both political and woke?
WHO KNEW?!
Holiday break was good.
Painted some stuff, built some stuff.
Good times.
I was worried that she had physical pupils in the print but once it was done it came out really good.
OG Red Power Ranger Austin St. John is dropping a new clothing line that features quotes from 'warriors' on all sides of history
Hitler will be featured
"Hitler was a demon on steroids, but he had some pretty good one-liners"
I may never win a slayer sword.
I may never get better than where I am at, skill wise.
I may never completely finish a project.
But I'll never use AI.
And that's that.
I'm upset, obviously, it leaves a bad taste in one's mouth to see it in GD
But I'm just going to improve
You wanna know what the best part about the Female Space Marine discourse is?
Ignoring it.
They can't stop you. They can't stop me. There is no gate. They can't keep something that doesn't exist.
So bash away. Let them sit online and scree while you got out and play. Fuck em
Alright. Now that I've committed to this project, I need to work on some things.
Greenstuff sorcery.
Filing.
Self control.
But mostly greenstuff sorcery
But if anyone has skink bits they can send my way for the watchers I'd appreciate it.
Also I have to get good at painting.
I hope all the new people who followed me realize I'm a cringelord enby furry who thinks FSMs are neat and kitbashes them and has written an extensive homebrew and even has dragon marines.
This is your warning. Cause I'm going to get worse in 2024. Cause after the past few days
Female Space Marines are neat.
Canon or otherwise. I just wanted to kitbash them to add to my chapters lore. And if they add them to the official lore? Cool.
Also the imperium sucks.
And I wish SoB and Chaos Marines got the same love and attention marines do.
I've done this before too.
Trust me your pride isn't worth ruining some kids day.
Its always a little strange at the FLGS when a kid turns up to play. But it happens.
Shoutout to the guy who couldn't bring himself to 2-turn KO my 5 year old son at the Pokémon TCG Pre-Release tournament.
I hope your pillow is cool on both sides and you never stub your toe ever again
*Might kick a nest here but fuck it*
Someone asked me if I had the control to implement FSMs how would I do it?
Just do it. One day a few new head appear on sprues and that's it. Have them appear in books like it's nothing big. Because it shouldn't, it should just happen.
Reason # 5738 that chaos and xenos players are more chill than imperium ones.
Me in an open hobby group: *jokes about putting and lizard head on The Lion*
Guy who takes his DAs way to seriously proceeds to lose his absolute fucking mind over it, labels me a tourist
Chaos Marines focused books are like:
Captain Kinda Relatbale so we have someone to identify with
Sgt Bill. He's tired.
STABYFACE MCMURDERBABIES SLAYER OF KRONOX 4 EATER OF SPLEANS!
He's the comic relief
You can ignore the lore
You can worship at the altar that is THE LORE
Whatever, it's your hobby. Do whatever.
You lose me when you just toss in transphobia.
I could care less what some random fuckwit in a books name is if your response is suicide jokes at a trans person
You wanna know why its not about "lore"?
The model with the female head swap going triple the grief and even a 41% tossed my way.
The lizard head? Which isn't even human in my lore. Nary a peep beyond a "damn furries" meme
So yeah. Its not about "lore"
Being a hobbyist is different to being a fan:🧵
Being a fan of 40k is fine! There's good books & video games, and it's a fun setting
But it's a different level of involvement to assembling, painting, & playing with minis, which is the hobby
The reason I'm making this post..
1/
Where did this "everybody starts hating on kitbashers" coming from?!
Yall. Just chill. Seriously.
I've never once had a problem at a tournament with a kitbash. Never.
I've seen some wild stuff. Army Men guardsmen, a beer can rhino.
But bashing a kitbasher? Never.
I'm pretty happy with how this turned out, can't really come up with any lore at the moment but like I said, I super liked how she came out.
You can whinge about just wanting attention or whatever but you can also take a long walk onto the desert and leave me alone
Cool? Cool
Warhammer 40,000
@SpaceMarine
2 has officially been delayed,
@Focus_entmt
have put out and official statement about the games upcoming release, please don't panic, this really is a good thing!