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Last Seen Profiles
On the Jubilee Line this morning ๐
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I just became a Spanish Citizen ๐ณ๐ช๐ธ๐ช๐บ
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JERSEYโS largest oyster producer says he stands side-by-side with aggrieved French fishermen and will even support a potential 'peaceful' port blockade โ if it goes ahead.
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Bravo! Lib Dem candidate endorses Labour rival in his own seat out of 'human dignity and concern for our country'
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Yay an electrician has just been and sorted out the tripping electrics downstairs. He just charged me for petrol money because he knows Iยดm not working ๐ญ๐ฅฐ
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News about the coup demonstrations broadcast in Gran Canaria
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Going well for the Express๐คฃ๐คฃ
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@DerbyChrisW
If you get violently burgled you could hand over the bottom half of your house to the burglar to prevent further unpleasantness
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Just got my criminal record certificate from the UK this morning .. after I get it legally translated along with my birth certificate I can send off my application for Spanish citizenship innit ๐ค
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I just got the results of my Spanish Citizenship language exam - PASS!!! ๐ฑ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐คช. Iยดve now passed both the exams necessary for a citizenship application
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Reader comment in La Vanguardia: No nation on the planet has ever had the arrogance of the English. They are haughty, selfish, heartless, racist, and supremacist. And pirates, total pirates ... they respect nothing and are very capable of selling their own mother ...
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Lovely day today innit๐ฅณ ๐ ๐ฅต๐
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At school in the 70s all I learned about being Gay was getting headbutted and having my nose broken at 13. I'm 56 now and can still feel the break. I wish I'd been taught that I wasn't a bad person.
#EstherMcVey
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Smoke coming from 10 Downing Street chimney signals Boris has chosen a new mistress -
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Happy New Year from Gran Canaria! ๐๐๐
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Found an abandoned dog ๐ญ. Called the police and just waiting for the animal rescue to arrive
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Just had proper row with Gammony houseguest who wants a perpetual right-wing populist gov ๐ท๐คฌ. Tad awkward now lol. 2 days to go ... ๐
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Itยดs our 9th anniversary together ๐ฅณ. Olly was born and abandoned on a roof in my road. Luckily my neighbours found him. I only took him in to try and get him to eat but he ended up staying๐น๐ฅฐ
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Just got the results of my Spanish Citizenship Exam ... I PASSED! ๐๐ฅ๐..... Iยดm especially pleased as thatยดs the first exam Iยดve taken in 40 years๐
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2nd lodger handcuffed and being taken away by the police and ambulance. I won't be tweeting any more today. It wasn't a funny situation I was scared for my life
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Mornin ๐๐น
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Someone got lost and tried to drive a hire car down the steps in the ๐ณ๏ธโ๐Yumbo Centre (its hard enough walking down them ๐คฃ๐คฃ)
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Spain gives its pensioners subsidised holidays and it wants other EU countries to join in
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My friends bought me a "Congrats on Becoming Spanish" cake ๐ฅณ๐ฅฐ
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Olly and I are officially living in Maspalomas๐ฅณ I bought the flat this morning and moved house in 37C heat. Just sat down for the 1st time ๐ฅต๐ฅต๐ฅต๐คฃ
I got Olly the world's biggest scratching post as a moving in present (bribe) ๐น
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1st walk with no mask on (got one in my bag for going in shops or crowded areas) for more than a year innit ๐๐
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Olly having a wee in the sink after getting high on toothpaste fumes ๐น
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At 4am I got woken up by a men shouting Police! INSIDE my house ๐ฑ๐
Iยดd cleaned the front door earlier in the day and must have forgotten to close it properly & it blew open in the night. A passing neighbour saw it and phoned the police ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Scummy gammons in Benidorm ๐ฌ๐ง๐คฌ
Pa tu casa, ya. Quรฉ impotencia me entra ver a esta gente en la calle. Es Benidorm. Bien la Policรญa haciendo su trabajo. Solo JUNTOS vamos a solucionar este problema.
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Looks like I'm stuck here for a while ๐น๐ค๐ค๐ค
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Yay I passed all 4 French exams ๐จ๐ต๐ฅณ I'll be starting level B1 in September innit ๐ค
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Felt shitty all week. Possible gallbladder blockage innit๐ Only 15 min wait at emergencies .. always excellent service here ๐
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Another charity shop find โฌ4 innit ๐ค๐คฉ
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Picked a bumper crop of wild figs this morning innit ๐
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View of the sea from the end of my road just now ๐โโ๏ธ. It's going to be another lovely day ๐๐
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@rambojambo9
@alighirl77
@mrjamesob
Itยดs in Bulgaria not Spain. And Spain is a very large country .. it doesnยดt sum it up at all.
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Thanks for kind messages. Iยดll be OK honestly. Iยดm just very shaken up by all the cr
@p
that happened tonight. Iยดll be back online tomorrow xx
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Movie night innit ๐ค๐น๐ฟ๐ฌ
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First time I've heard the Cons being challenged about their 20000 so-called "extraโ police who are actually just replacing the ones the Cons had previously cut ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
#conservatards
#cons
#LiarJohnson
Chris Ballingall ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐ช๐บ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐
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Finally, the Tories ripped apart over their dishonest 20,000 โnew policeโ policy.
#PoliticsLive
#VoteTactically
to remove the Tories who have decimated frontline policing and compromised all of our security.
#GeneralElection2019
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Masterchef Spain is more exciting than the British version! Contestant serves up an uncooked, unplucked partridge because sheยดs pissed off that her effort in the previous round was rubbished by the judges ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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๐ค๐น๐ค
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Boiling hot today but Olly has decided to sleep on my lap which isn't helping ๐
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@maavera
If I put BIX at the end of my name it spells Peterbix which sounds like a great cereal. I love cereals. The best and biglyest ever cereal. Peterbix what a great name. Iยดm the best with names ๐คช๐คช๐คช
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Swimming innit ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
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Perfect day reading & sunbathing and no other person as far as the eye can see ๐๐
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Had a crap night's sleep so went to Las Palmas to clear my head innit
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Planet of the Gammon
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@Coigach1
@rambojambo9
@alighirl77
@mrjamesob
Exactly. Go completely mad and visit Toledo, Granada, Seville, Santiago, Barcelona etc etc etc ..
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Morning walk near my flat innit๐โโ๏ธ๐๐
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Mornin ๐ฅฑ๐๐ธ
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Just back from the vet. Olly had steroid injection and has to take pills for 10 days coz he's having a very bad reaction to flea bites. We'll be living on bread and water this month ๐ฌ๐ฐ
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Olly was very brave. He's got meds to help him wee and another for any discomfort. We'll know more on Monday morning when he has a scan for possible urinary tract stones
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60th birthday + Winter Pride Maspalomas ๐ฅณ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฅฐ
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National Police have just come and taken one of my lodgers away on the orders of Interpol ๐
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My little Twitter assistant ๐น
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Definitely feeling a lot better this am .. had a good walk, 1st shower in 2 days, dyed my beard ๐ง๐ฝ and bought some ice cream ๐๐
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Yay I passed my French exam ๐ค๐ฅณ๐
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Olly "helping" me to change the sheets ๐น
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Out and about in Agรผimes with my visiting sister innit ๐๐
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Feeling blue ๐ฅบ๐
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2nd Moderna ๐๐ช๐บ๐ฎ๐จ๐
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It's starting to feel not a lot like Xmas ๐
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No empty shelves in my local Tesco this morning ๐คช
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Morning! Innit๐๐ด๐
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Time for a bit of Jamie Dornan innit ๐๐คฉ
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Being a ฤขay is a full time job ๐
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Stevie took a nice pic of me๐ (luckily my buns were out of shot ๐๐
๐คฃ๐คฃ)
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Just checked online & my Spanish Citizenship application has started to be processed today after 12 months of inactivity ๐ฌ๐ค
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New builder (gorgeous!) is coming this morning to sort my leak out so Iยดm off to tidy the house up & put my face on ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐๐คญ
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Friend just dropped a test round. I did well to avoid it this long I guess ๐ฅต๐คข
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