confession: i always liked watching boyfriends play video games. the stories are fun but i’m not good at using the controller!!! and it can actually be very feminist to sit back and say “go in that room i bet something is in there”
how long could a doctor leave you in an exam room before you considered like, popping your head out to ask what’s going on. for me i think about seven hours
male cult leader: I have received a new revelation from the lord
me: let me guess, he wants you to have multip—
cult leader: I am to have multiple wives
Update from the Israel rally in London today:
0 arrests
0 public disorders
0 firecrackers shot at the police
0 police attacked
0 injured
0 calls for genocide
0 racist slurs
0 hateful signs
The police reported the protestors thanked them for their service.
you gotta think this strategy of saying that thousands and thousands of normal people, out with their neighbors and their kids, are big fans of terrorism is going to have diminishing returns
i give out weed candy to kids on halloween. i get it specially made to look like regular candy which costs me thousands of dollars every year but i think it’s fun. i won’t stop.
Daytona Beach Police are searching for the person who drove through a drawbridge crossing arm and jumped the bridge as it was rising into the air.
STORY:
Emmy Rossum joins Tom Holland in Apple's 'The Crowded Room'
Holland is playing Danny Sullivan and Rossum will play his mother, who is always looking for a man to fulfill her dreams of salvation
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“you’re not actually rich if all your money goes to maintaining the lifestyle of a rich person” is an opinion i would love to stop seeing every couple of months
love it when conservatives respond to some light socialism by sarcastically offering up even better ideas. “oh college debt forgiveness? how about we just wipe away mortgages too?” hell yeah man now you’re talking
after years of bitcoin and reddit short selling and credit default swaps and a million other things i don’t understand it’s so refreshing to hear that global commerce is in peril because a big boat got stuck in a canal
Kristen Stewart is developing a gay ghost-hunting reality show with a friend, which she has described as “a paranormal romp in a queer space,” with elevated aesthetics.
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White millennials are gonna get conservative as fuck when they inherit their boomer parents houses, wealth, and connections. Believe me now, quote me later.
What is the most boomer complaint you have? Mine is I think people take their dogs too many places for my taste and also I think everyone should be more punctual.
spent a couple days pondering this and i’ve rarely felt sorrier for someone than the person who had explosive diarrhea all over that airplane. trapped there with everyone whose day you ruined by violently shitting yourself
liking a tweet from someone i’ve followed for years but have never met, or really even interacted with much, and whose name i do not know: god i’m so glad he got this job. i know he could use the higher pay after his wife got laid off back in february
Harvard and Yale scientists are proposing that we tackle climate change by dimming the sun.
It sounds crazy, but according to their research, it could actually cut the rate of global warming in half:
do dogs even realize they are hanging out with other dogs of the same breed or do people organize like a “Dachshund meet-up” solely for their own strange satisfaction
The famed Michelin guide isn't coming, and neither do the tourists.
How does the local fine dining scene survive after Hamas' October 7 massacre? As one successful chef puts it: "F*** Michelin"
you know what is actually kind of insane? the fact that in all this time israeli forces have not rescued a single hostage. shot three and surely bombed a few but still, to this day, have located and safely retrieved zero
i love extremely attractive people talking about how weird and awkward they’ve become post-pandemic as if it matters at all. if you’re super hot you can say whatever absurd bullshit you like and people will happily nod along
UPDATE: Senior Labour MP Andy McDonald has now been suspended over the ‘river to the sea’ speech
The decision comes after fast-paced internal discussions on Monday afternoon
genuinely do not understand how these film festival audiences give ten and twelve minute long standing ovations. it could be a biopic of my own mother and i could manage three minutes of clapping tops